Hey, Wowzer fams.
Mindy here.
And before we start the show... Oh, hey, Reg.
What's that?
A new pigeon dropping?
Isn't that the postcard you send out to members of the World Organization of Wowzers every quarter?
Can I see it?
What?
You need to see if I'm a member of the W.O.W. first?
Reg, come on.
It's me, Mindy.
Huh?
You're not seeing a Mindy on the list?
Okay, uh, try Mandy.
I think Thomas Fingerling signed me up.
Yes!
Can I get my pigeon dropping now?
What?
I gotta wait for it in the mail?
But it's right there.
Okay, fine.
Guess I'll go wait out by the mailbox.
In the meantime, to get the next quarterly mailing from Reggie grown-ups, you can sign your Wowzer up to be a member of the World Organization of Wowzers by Monday March 16th.
It's so top secret, I haven't even seen it yet.
Now, where did I put my mailbox?
Grownups.
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Plus, you get to help support all the work that goes into powering the wow at Tinkercast.
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Grownups, visit Tinkercast.com slash membership to sign up today.
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That's it.
And now, let's get back to the show.
And now for everyone's second favorite game show after The Lice is Right, it's Two What's and the What.
Hosts, Mindy and Guy.
Hello and welcome back to Two What's in a Wow.
Two What's in a Wow.
The scientific game show that separates the wows from the what's.
And the category for today is rodents.
Mindy, why don't you refresh our contestants on how the game works?
You know it.
Wowzers in each of our three rounds.
Today, Guy Raz and I will present you with three scientific statements about rodents.
But, and this is a big but, only one of those statements will be a true wow.
The other two, just a couple of made up woo!
Now, in each round, if you guess correctly, congratulations, you win a point.
But if you guess incorrectly, you must stop, drop, and do a ridonkulous physical challenge.
Okay, everyone ready to start the game?
Great, then let's do it.
Okay, round one.
Which of the following statements is a true scientific wow?
Is it A, the largest rodent in the world is the capybara?
Or is it B, bats are the only true flying rodents in the world?
Or is it C, mice are actually not rodents?
When you think you have the correct answer, yell, oh, no, you row didn't.
Hey, Reggie, cue the thinking music.
And time is up.
Let's now reveal the winning wow.
And to do just that, it's Emerson from Washington.
Emerson from Washington, tell us, what's the winning wow?
My wow in the world is that the biggest rocket in the world is called the Capybara.
Winner, winner, capyoka for dinner.
Thank you, Emerson.
Contestants.
If you guessed the answer A, that the largest rodent in the world is the capybara well, congratulations.
You found the winning wow.
The average capybara is about 4.6 feet long and weighs between 77 and 143 pounds.
Capybaras are closely related to guinea pigs and, with small ears and no tail, they look like their relatives, except about six times as big and about 55 times as heavy.
Now, if you did not get that answer correct, you must stop, drop, and put a foot behind your ear.
Okay, round two.
Which of the following statements is a true scientific wow?
Is it A, flying squirrels are a mix between regular squirrels and sparrows?
Or is it B, chinchillas can run faster than cheetahs?
Or is it C, the naked mole rat is the longest living rodent?
When you think you have the correct answer, say it in squeaks.
Psst!
Hey, Reg!
And time is up.
And joining us by phone, it's Mac from New Jersey.
Mac, please reveal the winning wow.
My wow is that the naked moon rat is the longest living rodent.
It can live up to 32 years.
Winner, winner, naked mole ratatouille for dinner.
Thank you, Mac.
Contestants, if you guessed the answer C, that the naked mole rat is the longest living rodent, well, congratulations, you found the winning wow.
Naked mole rats can live for over 30 years, which far surpasses similar animals to their size.
Not only that, but they barely age, meaning that a mole rat in its later years of adulthood can be just as healthy, strong and energetic as it was in its early adulthood.
Now, if you did not get that answer correct, you must stop drop and burrow underground with your fellow naked mole rats.
Okay, round three.
Which of the following statements is a true scientific wow?
Is it A, prehistoric guinea pigs were as big as cows?
Or is it B, shrews were considered royalty in ancient Rome?
Or is it C, Abraham Lincoln's log cabin was built by beavers?
When you think you have the correct answer, write it with your rat tail.
Hey, Reg.
I need some thinking music.
And time is up.
And joining us by phone to reveal the answer, it's Leighton from Arkansas.
Leighton, what's the winning wow?
My wow in the world is that prehistoric guinea pigs were as big as a cow and their bite was as strong as a tiger.
Winner, winner, giant food pellets for dinner.
Thank you, Layton.
Wowzers, if you guessed A, that prehistoric guinea pigs were as big as cows, well, congratulations.
You found the winning wow.
If you think capybaras are big, get a load of the Fiberomys, the prehistoric cousins of modern guinea pigs.
Scientists believe that these creatures were about 9 feet long and weighed about 1,540 pounds.
Scientists discovered Fiberomys fossils in Venezuela, Argentina, and Brazil.
They believe these giant rodents lived roughly 8 million years ago.
Now, if you did not get that answer correct, you must stop drop and roar like an ancient guinea pig.
And now it's time to thank our sponsors.
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Now back to the show.
Welcome back to Two What's and a Wow.
Two What's and a Wow.
The scientific game show that separates the wows from the what.
What was that?
And that sound can mean only one thing.
There's a traffic jam somewhere in the studio?
That sound means it's time for today's Bonker Balls bonus round.
Now, if you listen to our Wow in the World episode titled Invasion of the Zombie Ants...
You'll know the answer to this one.
And the Bonker Balls bonus question is... A liver fluke is... A. An inside-out liver.
Or is it B. A parasitic flatworm that needs the liver of another living body to survive.
Or is it C, a liver that just keeps making mistakes?
And joining us with today's answer, it's Reggie.
Reggie, tell us, what's the winning wow?
That's right, Reggie.
The correct answer is B.
A liver fluke is a parasitic flatworm that needs the liver of another living body to survive.
And you can find out all you've never wanted to know about this strange little creature by listening to our Wow in the World episode titled Invasion of the Zombie Ants.
Check it out.
Well, congratulations to all of our winning wowsers.
Mindy, what's today's prize?
Oh, Guy Raz, today's prize is ketchup!
What?
Ready the prize cannon, Reggie.
Mindy, it's dangerous to shoot bottles of ketchup into the audience.
Who said anything about bottles, Guy Raz?
Uh... Fire the ketchup, Reg!
Don't!
Enjoy the prize with burgers and fries.
Well, that's about all the time we have for today.
But if you want to keep the fun going, then become a member of the World Organization of Wowzers and unlock hundreds of activities.
And for any teachers in our listening audience.
Consider joining Tinker Class, our free brand-new learning platform that helps get kids wild about science.
Just visit Tinkercast.com slash membership.
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And be sure to come back on Monday for a brand-new episode of Wow in the World, this weekend for some WeWow in the weekend with Dennis, and again on Friday for a new episode of Two.
What's in a Wow?
Until then, keep on wowing!
Two What's and a Wow is executive produced by Meredith Halpern-Ranzer, Mindy Thomas and me, Guy Raz.
Our writers are Ruth Morrison and Anna Zagorski, with collaboration from our head writer, Kenny Curtis.
Sound production and design is by Marion Lozano with help from Jed Anderson and Tyler Thull.
Special thanks to Rebecca Caban, Dr Natasha Crandall, Lizzie Fralick, Kristen Yang Twee Mack, Erica Medina, Henry Moskal, Jodi Nussbaum, Ali Paxima, Linda Rothenberg, Steph Sosa, Joanna Weber, Anna Zagorski and all of the other Tinkerers at Tinkercast HQ.
Our theme song was written and composed by The Pop Ups.
For more on their three-time Grammy-nominated all-ages music, find them at thepopups.com.
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