Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
That deserves another piece of candy.
Thank you.
Well, I have to say that earns two, two pieces of candy.
I love you.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh, honey, here, take it all.
Monica, we need more candy.
What?
There's only been like four kids.
Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me, so I just gave her everything.
No wonder you're pregnant.
Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.
How?
What happened to Jessica's body?
I'm not telling.
You'll have to see it on TV.
You don't know, do you?
No, couldn't do it.
Hey, good seeing you, man.
Hey, you too.
All right.
What?
You weren't in it.
Oh, sorry.
Uh, Cash, this is my friend Rachel.
Rachel, Cash, Cash, Rachel.
Hi.
Hey.
How come I haven't seen you here before?
Well, Joey probably just thinks I'll embarrass him.
You know, he thinks I'm some kind of a soap opera nut.
Which I'm not.
I'm not.
Although I do know that your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan.
And that your dog's name is Wally.
Well, look at that.
I'm just stroking your arm.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, we're leaving.
Bye, Cash.
Say hi to Wally.
Sit.
Rachel, I want you to know that if it's positive, we're going to... Oh, I know.
It's time.
No!
Go ahead, Rach.
Oh, wait.
You know what?
I can't look at it.
I can't look at it.
Somebody else tell me.
Somebody tell me.
Okay.
Okay.
It's negative.
What?
It's negative.
It's negative.
Well, there you go.
Phew.
That is, that's great.
That is really great, great news.
You know, because the whole not being ready and kind of financial aspects, all that stuff, how this is so just the way that this was supposed to be.
Well, then great.
It's gone.
It's so stupid.
How can I be upset over something I never had?
It's negative.
No, it's positive.
It's not negative, it's positive.
Are you sure?
Well, yeah, I lied before.
Now you know how you really feel about it.
Oh, that's a risky little game.
Are you really gonna do this?
Yeah.
I'm gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna have a baby!
With whom?
Oh, it's still not the time.
Hi.
Hi.
I think there's something that we really need to talk about.
I think we do.
Why don't we go inside?
Hi.
Look, uh... I know why you're here.
You do?
Yeah.
And to save you from any embarrassment, um, I think maybe I should talk first.
Okay.
Okay.
Ross and Rachel.
Rachel and Ross.
That's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
What?
I mean look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate, but don't you think it's better if we just stay friends?
Seriously, what?
Okay.
Okay.
You know what?
If you want to, we can do it one more time.
I mean, I'd be okay with that.
In fact, I have some time right now.
Okay.
You know what?
Can I talk now?
Oh, sure.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay, whenever you're ready.
And you're the father, by the way, but you got it.
Can I get you some water?
I'm good.
Ross, there is no pressure on you, okay?
I mean, you can be as involved as you want.
Yeah, I, uh... I'm just... I don't know.
I don't understand.
Um, how this happened.
We used a condom.
I know.
I know, but, you know, condoms only work, like, 97% of the time.
What?
What?
Well, they should put that on the box!
They do.
No, they don't!
WELL, THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BLOCK LETTERS.
OKAY, RUSS, COME ON.
LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THE CONDOMS.
OH, WELL, I MAY AS WELL HAVE.
LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS REALLY FREAKED OUT TOO WHEN I FOUND OUT.
HEY, I'M NOT FREAKED OUT.
I'M INDIGNANT AS A CONSUMER
You know what?
Let's talk later.
No, no, I want to talk now, okay?
In fact, I want to talk to the president of the condom company.
Okay, you know what?
Maybe I should come back.
Shh.
Yeah, I'll press one.
Interesting.
Anyway, um...
Probably worked out for the best.
Yeah, sure.
In about 10 seconds, you're going to see him kiss me.
And in about five seconds, you're going to see why.
Ross, did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
OK, get ready to see some begging.
Oh, you came on to Ross.
What?
Well, I'm so happy.
What are you talking about?
You used the Europe story.
That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex.
How do you know about that story?
How do you know about that story?
I heard it from my friend Irene, who heard it from some guy.
Some guy?
No, no.
She told me that his name was Ken Adams.
Ken Adams!
He said that you were looking for a new place?
Oh, yeah.
Hopefully across the street.
If certain Dutch people would just let go.
I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
Joey, I have to go.
There's no room for a baby here.
No room?
It's a baby.
It's like this big.
You know, you could put it over here.
Or we could put it right here.
Oh, it's cute, right?
Or we could put it over here.
You wouldn't even notice it.
Where's the baby?
Oh, it's...
Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it.
I mean, a baby changes everything.
They cry all the time.
I mean, imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around.
I could use a challenge.
It's getting pretty easy.
Honey, it's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't do that to you.
I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.
I just... I love living with you so much.
I just wish things didn't have to change.
I know.
You know, I blame Ross for this.
I do, too, a little bit.
I'm gonna miss you.
You're the hottest roommate I ever had.
I just want to point out, I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
That's not totally true.
What?
What?
Well, you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
How did you know that?
It's true?
No.
Yes, it is.
I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog.
I'm sorry.
When you were in high school, you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Hey, she didn't look 50.
Did she look 16?
Oh, there's a picture of her in the yearbook, actually.
Oh.
Wow!
She didn't photograph well.
Well, she probably wasn't familiar with the process, having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings.
So how did this happen?
Did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
I'm just having a rough day.
Oh, what's wrong?
Oh, you really, you really just don't want to hear about it.
Then why did I ask?
Okay, it's just.
I mean, this is really embarrassing.
But lately, with this whole pregnancy thing, I'm just finding myself How do I put this?
Um... erotically charged.
Is that college talk for horny?
Yeah.
So you know, I have all of these feelings and I don't know what to do about them.
Because I can't date like a normal person, which is fine, because I don't need a relationship.
I mean, all I really want is one great night.
Just sex, you know?
No strings attached.
No relationship.
Just someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what he's doing.
Just one great night.
I mean, is that really so hard... to find?
How was your day?
It was good.
I saw a pretty big pigeon.
Well, I got to get up early, and it's almost 7 o'clock, so... Yeah, I got to go to my room, too.
Okay, good night.
Good night.
I can't do it.
I didn't ask you to do it.
You're Rachel.
You're Joey.
You're my friend.
Right back at you.
Plus, it would be wrong and weird and bad.
And so bad.
I don't even know what you're talking about because I didn't ask you to do anything.
I know.
You want to do it?
No!
I mean either.
I'm just testing you.
Hey, well, that's the end of this conversation.
This conversation never happened.
Never happened.
Good night.
Get back in there.
Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before.
So I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you could tell him.
Go.
What?
Hey, wait a minute.
Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Oh, God.
Oh, he's in there right now?
Uh-huh.
Now, you can turn around, or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off.
What do you want to do?
Let's rip.
Really?
Are you sure?
Oh, Phoebe.
Okay, sorry, yeah.
Hey, Rach.
So what's this about?
Rachel has something that she wants to tell you, and, um, I believe that this is your red sweater?
No.
This is my red sweater.
Oh.
Could I get anyone a coffee?
Poison?
No?
Just for me?
Okay.
What's going on, Rach?
Nothing.
Phoebe kind of made a mistake.
But, you know, you do wear that sweater a lot.
Are you involved in some kind of dare?
You know, I'm actually glad Phoebe called.
I know we broke up because you thought I wasn't mature enough, but I've really grown up and I think we should get back together.
Oh, it's just not the right time.
It is the right time.
Okay.
I'm ready for more.
Tag.
Come on, Rach.
Let's give it another try.
I'm having a baby.
Thank you.
I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.
I know it's tough now, but things will get better.
How do you know that?
What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other?
I'm not great at the advice.
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Some cheese.
Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Cat Stevens case?
Let's just say if I can't find the right CD case, I just put it in the nearest one.
Okay, well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?
In the James Taylor case.
Where is the James Taylor CD?
Honey, I'm going to save you some time.
200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Okay, no need to panic.
Deep breaths, everyone.
All right, so now you go.
No, I don't want to tell you.
Why not?
Because it's embarrassing.
More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?
I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
Just tell me, Rick.
Just tell me.
Okay.
All right, stand up.
Well, when we're at the door, I lightly press my lips against his and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound.
Mmm.
Okay, I know it didn't sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Yeah, well, yeah, that would work, yeah.
All right, I got to go to bed.
Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Yeah.
Me too.
Someone that I would be attracted to.
But right now, with the way I'm feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Wait a second.
This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?
Yeah, this is completely normal.
Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy.
Really?
So this has happened to you?
Oh, absolutely, yeah.
Oh, and keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets.
So, you know, in medical terms, I was... I was thrice as Randy.
Wow, this explains so much.
Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa's laps.
Yeah, yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a footlocker.
Oh, yeah, oh.
Well, you know what?
I go see my doctor tomorrow.
I'll ask her about this.
Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Yeah, yeah, that's what you need, a good pill.
Totally keep it in check this time.
And plus, you know, the publicity would be really good for your career, and you deserve that.
And if you do the interview, you could mention, oh, I don't know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?
Okay, don't listen to him.
Please?
Fine, all right, I'll do it.
But hey, you guys have to be at the next table, so you can stop me if I, you know, start to say something stupid.
Just then or all the time?
Because we have jobs, you know?
Come on, we will be there for you the whole time.
Just remember, gal pal, Rachel Green.
I'm gonna be in soap opera digest!
And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle.
Seriously, proud of you.
Yeah.
That's enough.
You know it's nothing.
Oh.
Okay.
So, uh, I think I'm gonna take off.
Joey, no, wait.
It is.
It's something.
It's... It's, um... It's my boss.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And, um... And my baby.
Yeah?
My boss wants to buy my baby.
What?
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
I know.
I told you.
It's a really big problem.
He wants to buy your baby?
Can you believe that?
That's crazy.
That's what I told him.
How did this even happen?
I'll tell you.
See, my boss and his wife, they can't have children.
And we were at the Christmas party and he got drunk and he said to me Rachel, I want to buy your baby.
When?
When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby, I figured it was something about maternity leave.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that would have been a much simpler problem.
Great advice on that Joey thing.
Yeah?
The work problem?
Oh, it was perfect.
I mean, it really felt like he was my friend again.
What problem did you tell him you have?
Oh, that's not important.
The point is, I really, I think everything's gonna be okay.
May I help you?
You think you can just buy my friend's baby?
Hi.
Hey.
Hey.
So, what's the final head count on my baby shower?
About 20.
A couple people from work who had something else to do.
Also, both of your sisters called, and neither can make it.
What?
You mean they're not coming to a social event where there's no men and no booze?
That's shocking.
Well, I don't care, as long as my mom's here.
Oh, my God, your mother.
What, my mom's not gonna be here?
Well, given that we forgot to invite her, it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.
My God.
Well, it wasn't my fault.
Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Well, I don't have a mother, so often I forget that other people... Oh, give it a rest.
So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
No.
Neither is mine.
You know what?
Don't worry, okay?
We'll take care of it.
We'll call her.
You just go home and get ready.
Please, make sure she comes.
It's really important to me.
I mean, that's my mom.
I know, I know.
What's her number?
I don't know.
Go.
I have my book.
Go.
Wait a minute.
If you're in charge of the invitations, why am I the one who has to call her?
Hello, Mrs. Green.
Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Oh, hello, Monica.
I know this is last minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
I know.
My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
For what, dear?
For not inviting me or for lying about it.
Oh, my God.
My ass is sweating.
Please, please.
Can you come?
It's today at four.
Well, all right.
I'll see you at four.
Thank you.
Isn't it at three?
Son of a bitch!
Well, what are you... Hi!
Hi.
Well, what are you doing here?
I'm supposed to pick you up.
Change of plans.
I made you a special Valentine's dinner.
Surprise!
Hi!
Oh, hey, Mona.
Hi.
Hi, Rachel.
What's she doing here?
I have no idea.
Um, I'll be watching TV if anybody needs me.
Seriously, what is she doing?
Uh, you know, lately she just likes hanging out here.
Why?
I think she's lonely.
Okay, but it's Valentine's Day.
Can't we just ask her to go?
Well, no, no.
She's way too emotional.
And by emotional, I mean crazy.
I'm not here.
That's just my Chinese food.
Oh, my God.
She has food delivered here?
Yes, she's emotional, but ballsy.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
And you thought she was gonna be in our way.
So, okay, why don't you open the champagne, and I will be right back.
I've got a surprise for you.
You got another ex-wife back there?
Please start drinking.
I think I'm falling in love with you.
Joey, Joey, I love you so much.
But I... But...
Joey.
Yeah, right.
Hey, that's, uh, that's OK.
It's fine.
That's, uh, pretty much what I was expecting, you know?
So, uh, it's no big deal, all right?
I think I'm going to go.
No.
No, Joey, please don't.
Please don't leave like this.
No, come on.
You cannot do this to a pregnant woman. start doing that.
You can't do that, Rich, because then you're going to make me do it.
Okay, we go.
I can't argue.
You know what?
I was only kidding.
Um, what are you doing?
What?
I'm not you.
This may be the only wedding I ever have.
I want it to be amazing.
Okay, okay.
Ooh.
Ooh, maybe I rode in on a Harley.
Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
And my veil was lace made by blind Belgian nuns.
Blind?
Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said, even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
I bet you looked beautiful.
Oh well, I don't know about that, but there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel.
How did you propose?
Oh, yeah, that's a great story.
Well, um... Actually, I took her to the planetarium.
That's where we had our first date.
She walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower.
That is so sweet.
Shh, I want to hear the rest.
Then Fred Astaire singing the way you look, tonight came on the sound system and the lights came down and I got on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words will you marry me?
Oh.
And the ring was the size of my fist.
Oh, you told your dad the truth about an hour ago.
Want to go see a movie?
Yes.
Bye, Dad. about the consequences of your decision.
Hey, I do, too, think about the consequences of my decisions.
But what gives you the right to... Go to hell!
Stupid guy on my phone.
And if you're looking for a place.
I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Oh, my God.
Was she old?
Does she have a view?
Well, I don't know, but how great would that be, huh?
You living in my building?
I could help take care of the baby.
I could come over whenever I want.
With your permission.
Wow, that really would be great.
Yeah.
Well, can we see it?
Oh, maybe we shouldn't.
I mean, if she just died this morning out of respect.
Yeah, no.
No, you're right.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Yes?
Hi, I'm Ross Geller.
I live in the building.
And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building.
I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I'm so sorry for your loss.
She didn't pass away.
What?
My mother's still alive.
Oh, thank God.
It looked like we were going to lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird.
Oh, yeah.
Are you close with her?
Of course.
Yeah, she and I would talk all the time in the laundry room.
You speak Dutch.
You know, I would, but it's just too painful.
So, she's really not dead?
No.
She's hanging in there.
Mmm.
Do you think, could you tell me, is she hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two?
Oh, my God.
Oh, Monica.
Those boots are amazing.
They're mine.
Yeah, well, too bad we're gonna have to return them.
Return them?
Shh, they're gonna hear you.
I'm not returning them, okay?
I mean, I know they cost a lot, but I'm gonna wear them all the time.
You'll see.
Besides, I love the compliments.
I mean, have you ever had something that was so beautiful that everyone wants it?
I have you.
Nice try.
I'm keeping the boots.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You hated the name Ruth.
Why would you change your mind?
Unless you know we're never gonna have to use it.
You did see the folder.
You know it's a boy.
I didn't see anything.
I actually changed my mind about the name.
Oh, I don't think so.
You're just giving me Ruth, so you'll get to name him when it's a boy.
And then that's when you'll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia.
I would... Sequoia?
Vito.
Unless... you anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl.
And... and you really do want her to be named Ruth.
Well, I'm not falling for that.
Okay?
Ruth is off the table.
But, Ross, you want the name Ruth.
Not like this.
That's right.
Still no baby.
Come on, people, please make some room.
Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more comfortable here.
You.
Like you haven't done enough.
Look, I know how miserable you are.
I wish there was something I can do.
I wish I were a seahorse.
Because with seahorses, it's the male, they carry the babies.
And then also, I'd be far away in the sea.
I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life.
Oh, I know.
I've been there.
I remember toward the end.
Oh, baby, that's a great story.
Could you tell it to me while you're getting me some iced tea?
Oh, God.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
I noticed you've picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, that's one of the reasons why we are not a couple.
I chose those.
I'm a paleontologist.
Really?
That is so cool.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, don't get too worked up over it.
I mean, it sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not.
Oh, no, no.
I'm fascinated by paleontology.
Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book?
Yeah, I teach it in my class.
Oh, my God.
I'm standing at a cash register, I'm holding a credit card, and I'm bored.
Oh, I love your neighborhood.
There's a great gym right around the corner from your building.
That's my gym.
I can tell you work out.
A paleontologist who works out, you're like Indiana Jones.
I am like Indiana Jones.
Whoops!
Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork.
Let me just bend over and get it.
Okay, enough.
This is not going to happen.
Oh, come on, Ross.
I'm miserable here.
Come on.
You started this.
Now you finish it.
Come on, Wes.
Make love to me.
You know what?
What?
Forget it.
Oh, wow.
What now, Ross?
You're not going to talk?
How on earth will you ever annoy me?
Wait a minute, I know.
I mean, you'd think the damn jalapeno would have cleared up your sinuses, but no, that's not enough.
What are you doing?
I'm getting that baby out of you.
Oh, God.
Oh, I know.
I think my water just broke.
I am good.
OK, OK.
OK, I got the pillow.
I got the bag.
You got the keys?
I got the keys.
OK.
OK.
Hey.
Yeah?
We're having a baby.
I didn't really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time?
Not so much.
Okay.
All right.
Yes.
From home to the hospital in under seven minutes.
We did it.
Yes, the hard part is truly over.
No, but come on.
We're off to a great start, aren't we?
I knew I'd get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record.
Oh, you made it.
Hi.
How are you doing?
How the hell did you beat us here?
We took a cab.
Did you guys walk?
No.
No, we took a cab too, but I did test runs.
Hi.
Hey, you made it.
Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?
Ross, you stay here and talk.
I'm going to go have a baby.
Okay, okay.
Hi, this is Rachel Green.
I'm Ross Geller.
We called from the car.
Right.
We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm sorry.
Semi-private?
We asked for a private room.
Yes, I see that here.
Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room.
And currently, they're all unavailable.
Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.
I'm sorry.
Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Okay, just give us a second.
Ross.
Yeah?
Give her some money.
I really think they're out of room.
They're not, Ross.
They're just saving them for the important people, okay?
What if I was the president?
Well, then we'd be in a lot of trouble.
You don't know where any countries are.
Okay.
Say, would you, um, would you mind checking again?
See if any, uh, private rooms may have opened up?
This is a hospital.
Okay.
You know what?
I have to say, I don't really care for your tone.
And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem to... Whoa.
Oh, gosh.
Whoa.
What?
What?
Oh, ow.
Contraction.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.
It's available.
Okay, okay, wait.
You listen to me.
You listen to me.
Since I have been waiting, four women that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated have come and gone with their babies.
I'm next.
It's my turn.
It's only fair.
And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me, I'm going to sue you.
Not this hospital.
I'm going to sue you.
And my husband, he is the lawyer.
Oh, Rachel.
You get back on that case, honey!
I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Okay, well then bring her in.
I can't believe this.
And yet, somehow, it's true.
I mean, this is so great.
We're gonna be baby buddies.
Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.
Hi, sweetie.
Hi.
Hi, sweetheart.
This is my husband, Sid.
I don't think you've met him.
Ross, Rachel, this is Sid.
I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office.
Thank God for adult acne, huh?
I still can't believe it.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Really?
What'd he say?
You know what?
You have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid because he's almost completely deaf.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, she's upside down, but she's coming, she's coming.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, she's here.
Oh, she's perfect.
Oh, she's so tiny.
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
They're just wrapping her up.
Okay, well, be careful with her.
She's really tiny.
Here she is.
Hi, you.
I know.
Oh.
Oh, she's looking at me.
Hi.
I know you.
Do we have a name yet?
No, not yet.
That's fine.
For now, we'll just call her Baby Girl Green.
Oh, no.
Baby Girl Killer Green.
Hello, baby.
There she is.
She's so beautiful.
Oh, my God.
She's amazing.
Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex.
It's incredible.
I mean, one minute she's inside you, and then 47 hours later, here she is.
You look so real.
You know what I mean.
Okay, my turn, my turn.
No, Phoebe.
Oh, baby.
Oh, you're so cute.
Oh, I could squeeze your little head.
I won't.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
I'm sorry.
I just can't stop crying.
The doctor said it's completely normal with all the hormones, plus you're sleep-deprived.
So?
You guys are all sleep-deprived?
I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet.
Oh, God.
What's the matter now?
I was reliving it.
So, do you know what you're gonna call her yet?
Oh, wait a minute.
It's not gonna be baby girl?
I thought that was so original.
Uh, actually, we've narrowed it down to two names.
Yeah, and you know what?
I love them both.
So why don't you just pick one, and that'll be it.
Well, um, OK, uh, everyone, this is Isabella.
Oh, I love Isabella.
That's not her name.
I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella.
What was the other one, Rose?
Um, Delilah.
Oh, great.
Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
So, I guess we're back to, uh, baby girl.
Yay!
What are we gonna do?
It's okay, honey.
You'll find a name.
Oh, easy for you to say.
You already know what your kids' names are gonna be.
You do?
Yeah.
I've been picked out since I was 14.
Oh, no.
It's gonna be named after some snack or baked good, isn't it?
Well, tell us.
What are they?
Um, okay.
If it's a boy, it's Daniel.
And if it's a girl?
I don't want to say.
Oh, don't tell us.
We're not going to want it.
Okay.
It's Emma.
Emma.
See, I don't want it.
Take it.
What?
She's clearly an Emma.
Oh, honey, but you love that name.
Yeah, but I love you more.
Besides, you know, nothing goes with Bing, so I'm screwed.
