[The Erratic Path of the SLA: From Failed Errands to Revolutionary Chaos]-[The Kidnapping Of Patty Hearst (Part 3)]

Morbid · B2 · 2025-09-04

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The Erratic Path of the SLA: From Failed Errands to Revolutionary Chaos

This episode of Morbid delves into the third installment of the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA) saga, focusing on the group’s descent into chaos, their profound incompetence at basic logistics, and the tragic, violent climax of their time in Los Angeles. As the hosts Ash and Alayna recount, the group's attempts to live as "revolutionary girl fall" icons were consistently undermined by their inability to conduct simple daily tasks without spiraling into disaster.

The "Juicy Clues" and the Flight from San Francisco

Following a bank robbery, the SLA’s funds were depleted, forcing them to abandon their San Francisco safe house. Before fleeing, Donald DeFreeze left a bizarre, threatening note for federal agencies, accompanied by a mixture of chemicals and cyanide—a "homebrew" he dubbed "juicy clues." When neighbors eventually alerted authorities due to a cockroach infestation, the SLA had already vanished, heading to Los Angeles to escape the "long arm of the law."

The Disastrous Sporting Goods Run

Perhaps the most defining moment of the group’s incompetence occurred on May 16th. While on the run, Patty Hearst, Bill, and Emily Harris attempted to run errands. They were forced to squat in the back of a Volkswagen, surrounded by a "pile of guns" and rotting groceries. When Bill and Emily stopped at Mel's Sporting Goods to shoplift a bandolier, they were confronted by a clerk named Tony Shepard.

Patty Hearst, witnessing the brawl from the car, made a consequential decision: she fired 30 rounds from a submachine gun into the storefront. Miraculously, the store manager survived after bullets were deflected by a ballpoint pen in his pocket. This reckless act of "dumb shit" turned a petty theft into a high-stakes car chase and shootout, drawing massive attention to the fugitives.

The Legend of "Grandpa Tom"

During their frantic escape, the trio engaged in multiple carjackings. In a bizarre turn of events, they abducted a high school student named Tom Matthews. Despite being held at gunpoint, Tom remained remarkably calm, negotiating with Bill to ensure he could return home in time for his baseball game. In a display of strange camaraderie, Tom even helped Bill remove a handcuff that had been stuck on his wrist, keeping the cuff as a souvenir. The hosts affectionately dub him "Grandpa Tom," noting his status as the coolest character in this chaotic narrative.

The Siege at the Johnson House

After leaving an incriminating parking ticket behind, the SLA was tracked to a new safe house in South Central LA. What followed was a standoff involving 500 law enforcement officers. In a display of "cognitive dissonance," neighbors initially gathered to watch, seemingly fascinated by the revolutionaries, until the situation turned deadly. When the group refused to surrender, the LAPD fired tear gas, leading to a massive firefight—described as "another Vietnam." Ultimately, the house was set ablaze, resulting in the deaths of six SLA members.

Rebirth and Radicalization

While Patty Hearst, Bill, and Emily watched the tragedy unfold from an Anaheim motel, Patty’s reaction was not one of retreat, but of total radicalization. Despite her lack of actual revolutionary training, she claimed she "died in that fire" and was "reborn" to carry on the mission. The group soon aligned themselves with the New World Liberation Front, setting the stage for a darker, more destabilized chapter of their history. The episode concludes by highlighting how the death of a cult leader like DeFreeze often leads to a crumbling of the group's structure, promising a somber and intense conclusion in the final installment.

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Okay last night I had such a conflict in my life.

I was wearing this brand new really cute set.

It was pink and like really cozy.

But I was also making a red sauce and for some reason, even on simmer that sauce was bubbling all over the place and it popped up big giant bubbles of red tomato sauce all over my brand new light pink set and I was really angry for a second.

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But still, the woman at the door was like, I don't. don't know i do have a teenage child yeah and like there were other kids in the house too but to freeze held up a hundred dollar bill in exchange for the inconvenience and that's when they were all let inside okay which like you know hard times yeah so the homeowner knew who she was letting into her house at that point but she was still surprised when the group started unloading one bag after another of just guns and ammunition well because you can't really conceive of that No, you really can't.

So the New World Liberation Front was kind of like an overarching group of these smaller revolutionary radicalized groups, exactly so in the months that followed the new world liberation front, that name started getting used more and more in the press and it was usually used in association with these radical acts of violence around the country, and a lot of times it was used even if the perpetrators weren't necessarily involved in that specific movement.

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