It is so good to see you, buddy.
You look fantastic.
It is your first time here in person.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's a huge relief.
Because last time we did this when I was in my living room and I got torrents of abuse from the public for my cushions.
Yeah, your couch cushions, they didn't enjoy it?
They were not up to scratch.
Everyone was shocked that I was not actually British royalty.
And it's like, no, this is what poor L.A. actors look like.
We're dirty.
We're broke.
That couch has ramen on it.
That's the way it works, yeah.
Pretty much.
I know you were just at Comic-Con.
This is your first time at Comic-Con.
Yep, yep.
Nerd Mecca.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
It's absolutely incredible.
It really is.
But you were in Hall H.
Yes, for the first time anyone has been there in three years.
Yeah, it was the first Hall H in three years.
Everyone was super hyped, and we were going to Hall H with Dungeons & Dragons, which is pretty much the heart of all things Comic-Con and nerd.
Congratulations.
Yes.
By the way, so you play that trailer.
By the way, it has over, like, 16 million hits, so congratulations on that.
Thank you very much.
But the Dungeons & Dragons trailer, you premiere it, Hall H, and what do you see and what do they do?
You don't see a damn thing because you black out.
This thing's terrifying.
It's terrifying.
Like, I tried to ask, like, Chris Evans and Anadamas, because they've done this before.
I was like, hey, I'm going to Hall H. You got any survival tips?
And they were like, oh, my God, Hall H?
No, man.
And I was like, yeah, thank you.
Survival tips.
They're like, man, that's a lot.
You're going to get overwhelmed.
I got nothing from these people.
I got nothing.
They told you nothing.
And so they play it, and then everyone loved it.
That's got to feel good.
It felt great.
It was the hugest relief, because the unofficial tagline of Dungeons & Dragons is, Dungeons & Dragons, no, no, wait, hear me out.
No, it is really good, yeah.
And, like, this is it.
We walked in, and it's like bringing this movie to meet mom and dad, because this is the judge and jury of Dungeons & Dragons.
And they all went, oh, my God, it doesn't suck!
And we were like, yes!
Exactly.
Congratulations.
That's a lot of pressure.
It doesn't.
It's great.
But...
It's not your first turn in a fantasy movie.
Of course, yeah, let me jog your memory.
Of course, we all remember you from Harry Potter.
Oh, yeah.
There's a thing online.
They said, oh, my gosh, Regé-Jean Page is a background actor in Harry Potter.
Is it seven, maybe?
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
Well, you know what?
Let's just show a clip because we have one.
Here we go.
That's the scene.
Did you enjoy doing that?
Yeah, no, hugely.
I mean the best thing about like background acting, particularly on big movies like that, and I recommend it to every actor out.
There is essentially no one pays attention to you in background.
So you get to be the best actor spy.
I was just watching, like how these directors work with these actors, where Emma Watson hides her phones between takes.
Like, it was just... And this is the valuable stuff.
It was under the tablecloths at the wedding, by the way.
Oh, that's where they do it.
Wow.
Sorry, Emma.
Yeah.
Can we talk about the gray man?
Yeah, all day long.
So this is an action movie, and it is action-packed.
It is fantastic.
There's a lot of action.
It's huge.
Yeah, and this is the Russo brothers, who are known for their huge Marvel films.
I mean, just a couple of little indie films.
Yeah, the biggest movies in the world.
Yeah, of all time, yeah.
How did you connect with those guys?
How did they hook up with you?
I mean, there's different versions of this story.
So, like, there's a version that Joe tells where his wife watched Bridgerton.
There's a version where he watched it with his wife.
There's a version where Anthony says he was like picking up his kids and all the moms were talking about me and he was like I need to know who this dude is.
I mean, the common thread is essentially some powerful men had the women in their lives talk to them, and we all know who run the world at this point.
Yeah, we know who runs the world.
Exactly.
That's correct.
I think we do.
Yeah.
So you get to work with these guys and you go.
This is, I mean, the whole film is a giant, giant fun film.
Ryan Gosling, you got Chris Evans.
Incredible and hilarious.
He is a great guy.
He's just a fun.
Gosling's got the most wonderful, wry, absurdist humor.
And I think that Evans is very kind of begrudgingly grateful because I think the Trash Dash thing, that's a Gosling original.
He was just, like, throwing out disses to Evans between takes.
It was just like...
It looks like a trash stash.
Like, you hit like a Lloyd.
Like, it was just like gossiping lines.
Back and forth.
Yeah, it started with gossip.
There's a ton of those on the cutting room floor.
Can you tell everyone who you play?
I play a man called Denny Carmichael.
He is the deliciously devious head of the CIA.
I mean, here's the cliff notes.
Essentially, I'm Ryan and Chris's boss.
I tell them to go out across the world and punch each other in the face, and they do.
There you go.
That's a great way to sum up the film.
We got lots of things to discuss.
Exciting things.
I'm excited for you.
I'm excited to be you right now.
You mean right now?
Right now.
No, no, not right now.
I wish I was you so I had a Snoop suit.
No, I know.
That's pretty good.
That suit's pretty good.
No, let me just show you this.
This is you on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal.
And that's one of my favorite rides.
But you're riding it by yourself.
Yeah.
And it said, hold on to your butts, was your caption, which is Samuel L. Jackson, right?
That's right, yeah.
Yeah.
That's my element there.
How did you get to write this by yourself?
Well, we came over to Universal Studios.
Well, I came over to America to celebrate Wicked, which is a Universal film.
Yes.
And as part of being involved in that film, they... I saw the trailer today.
I saw the secret trailer.
The sort of backstage for the magic and secret girls.
I know.
They showed it.
It's crazy.
It's fantastic.
I know, it's really, really exciting.
We'll talk about that one time.
When we're allowed to.
We went to CinemaCon, right, in Las Vegas.
Yes, okay, good.
And so as part of that, I went and had a tour of Universal Studios and we had, like a private tour.
You were the tour guide on the lot.
Yes, yeah, I'm in the screen, yeah.
I give you a virtual tour guide.
Which I loved.
I know, me too.
You did?
Good, I'm glad.
Yeah, you were the ultimate guide.
And then Luke uh broils was the name of the, the guy that gave us a tour, and he luke broils by name and nature.
I love luke.
He was extraordinary, absolute nerd about um cinema amazing, and it was just incredible to go to the battle.
Right, we've been there before.
It's like everything we love about cinema and i was obsessed with the jurassic uh world ride and he must have thought a bit weird, but we went around once and then at the end of it he said you want to go on your own?
And i was like So we did it and I gave him a printout of And you said I think you're going to want a printout of this because it's going to be a.
You're going to remember this.
Yeah, I did write on the back.
I said, just keep this.
It's a memory.
Because we have a little news we can share tonight, like a little drum roll, please.
You're going to be starring as lead in the new Jurassic World movie.
Congratulations, bud.
That's...
What?!
Are you crazy?
Are you freaking out?
I am freaking out, yeah.
That's me trying to contain it right there.
And you couldn't tell anybody.
You're like, dude, just take a picture of me on this ride.
But you have no idea why this is so cool.
But it was like it's dated the 9th of April, so I sort of sat with the secret for about a month and a bit.
But it was, yeah, I mean, it's mind-blowing, and it's brilliant.
I remember going to see Jurassic Park with my family.
Me, too.
I went with your family.
I remember, too.
We were all together, yeah.
No, but, yeah, but it's history.
It's history.
And it's the John Williams score.
It's the Spielberg of it.
Spielberg, come on.
And I have got nightmares for sort of 30 years, and now my nightmare has come true, yeah.
Bud, you are a stud, by the way.
Here's you at the Met Gala, by the way, the other day.
You were there.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Very heavy around the neck.
Yeah, you had a very... You looked gorgeous, by the way.
I saw you across the room because I think were you looking at the stage, the right side, looking this way
I was.
I was on the... Oh, yeah.
Well, I know.
I felt like we were flanking Ari when she was singing.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you were on that side?
I was on this side.
And I was like, this is Jimmy.
Oh, yeah.
Were you dancing?
Well, only every time she came towards me, I felt like I really wanted to support her.
So I was like...
And I would get really self-conscious.
Yeah, that's what I did, too.
Yeah, but I was so happy.
She crushed it.
It was unbelievable.
And to see her and Cynthia together.
Cynthia Erivo came out at the end.
It was just fantastic.
Bud, you have so much great things happening.
Yeah, but it's me and Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Yeoh were there.
Yeah, I saw Michelle.
And we were sitting there and we said, oh my God, we've been so spoiled to see those two amazing talents together.
And we've seen what they've been doing backstage.
Did you know that she was going to go on?
I had a set, she called me the day before and said, I might need you to eat an apple.
Eat an apple?
Mid-show.
I was like, I can eat apples.
I like apples.
But then that got cut.
So you didn't have to do that.
Not the apple.
And I saw Cynthia as well.
She was particularly twinkly that night.
And I was like, hang on a minute.
Something's happening.
Something's brewing.
Something wicked this way comes.
Something wicked this way comes.
I'm psyched for Wicked.
I'm psyched for Jurassic World.
Congratulations on both of those.
And I'm super excited for Bridgerton.
Come on.
This is what I'm talking about.
It's back.
It's back.
Do you like jumping back into it and going, yeah, I know how to do this?
Yeah, it's like going home and seeing that, because obviously every year it's a different love story.
Yeah.
Yeah, Luke and Nicola are going to be extraordinary.
It's amazing.
It's good, yeah.
And I heard that you give advice to the new... To the new Bridgerton siblings.
Yes.
How to fall in love in front of 82 million people.
That's the book.
It's not yet written.
-"How to Fall in Love for 82 Million People."
Yeah.
It's an extraordinary thing.
You know, the Netflix effect is wild.
It's a new phenomenon.
And, yeah, to stay grounded in it.
But it's such an incredible thing and Luke Newton didn't need really much advice, but I've been there on WhatsApp and you know I will be for the siblings because we are bonded through this extraordinary thing.
And I know so many people love it, and it's...
You're great in it, bud.
You know how to do it.
But it's going to be such a giant year, and I'm here to keep you grounded if you ever need anything.
Come back to this show.
I will keep you on the ground, bud.
We'll have our snoop suits.
We can always come back here, bud.
I want to show a clip.
Here's Jonathan Bailey in Bridgerton.
Take a look at this.
Dear, is Francesca quite well?
She simply needed a moment, as do I, and I should like to use that moment to dance with my beautiful wife.
Please, enjoy yourself.
Jonathan Bailey, that's how you do it.
Welcome to the show.
I'm so excited.
This is your late-night TV debut.
I'm honored.
I'm honored, buddy.
Thank you for being here.
I have to congratulate you on Bridgerton.
According to Netflix I want to say people that already watched Season 3 has a total of 223 million hours.
That's a lot of hours.
People are digging it.
People are digging it and digging you.
We had one of your co-stars, Jonathan Bailey, was on our show.
We love him.
He's fantastic.
And then I read somewhere that he might have been the inspiration for you to act.
Yeah, yeah, so when I... This is going back a long time now.
When I was about ten years old, both my aunties were in musical theatre, and they were in a show Les Miserables.
Oh, yeah.
And they were both in the show at the same time, and I would go and watch it weekly, probably.
I was probably too young to see that show.
It's like... Yeah.
And I would go.
I was terrified of the bangs, you know, during the war scenes, so I'd go to the back with my fingers in my ears.
My nan would help me bless her.
Yeah.
And then I realized in like years later that Jonathan Bailey was playing Gavroche, who's the little boy in the show.
And I was watching that week after week thinking, I'd love to be up there.
You're like, I want to be that kid.
Yeah, get him off the stage.
Yeah, I can do this.
You never got to?
No, my aunties inquired, but I was really tall from a young age.
I kind of balanced out as I got older, and they were like, he's too tall.
He'd have to be, like, on the barricade with a gun.
No, yeah, no.
But now here you are, co-star.
Does he know this story?
He does, yeah.
I need to work out if it was an... I actually saw him on stage.
I'm sure my nan's got a little ticket somewhere.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
He was recently on and he said that he made you a guide called like how to survive falling in love in front of 82 million people.
Was that helpful for you?
Oh, yeah.
So we talked about it.
We always talked about there being a book passed down through Bridgton siblings.
And it never actually happened.
It was all just like through voice notes, like communication.
We like johnny was there for me the whole time and not to mention he's been like so busy, you know he's been doing all these different jobs.
He was juggling like fellow travelers wicked, he was doing everything.
He's crushing yeah um, but he was there for me the whole time.
It was amazing.
That's cool.
And then we've now sort of agreed that everything that goes from sibling to sibling is top secret.
It's like a bridgeton secret.
Oh now, this is it.
Yeah, so now i will pass on to whoever the next, next sibling is going to be, What the advice would be.
The secret code of what to do.
How to survive it.
How to survive all this.
I mean, it's a phenomenon.
I remember over here reading about people that plan on taking off work just so they could watch the first three episodes of Bridgerton, or the first four episodes.
Really appreciate that.
Yeah.
Have you felt a change?
Have you seen things that are going on?
Um i, i had a funny interaction with my barber, so i go to like just the normal barbers on the corner of my street, like where i live in london.
Um, and you know, i'd get on with the guy that owns the place, but he doesn't know what i do, he doesn't know me particularly well.
Yeah, and then i went in.
I think a couple weeks ago i had a little break in the press store and i sat down in the chair and he was really smiling at me and i thought What's going on here?
And I got offered a free tea.
And I was like, this is suspicious.
Yeah.
Anyway, he says to me, I didn't know you do what you do.
And I was like, oh, wow, OK.
How did you find out?
He said I had a guy come in last week and ask for a specific haircut and showed me a picture of you.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
Did he freak out?
Yeah.
He's the guy.
Yeah.
So then he tells him, you know, I actually cut that guy's hair.
Like, he gives you the cut.
And then the barber said, what makes you, like, why did you want to get this haircut?
Where have you seen this guy before?
And he said, I don't know, my girlfriend just sent me and said, get that guy's hair.
So...
That's exactly right.
Yeah, get that cut.
Be that guy.
Yeah.
Have you noticed a difference when you go out in public?
Like, if you walk down the street?
Yeah.
It's like there's certain moments, like you know, with the scale of this show and how crazy it's kind of blown up.
It's worldwide.
Yeah, yeah.
And we've been on a press tour.
We've been all around the world.
We left on January 6th.
And I'm celebrating tonight because my last one is with you and how special that moment is.
Yeah, all right.
This is it.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
But people react like this all over the world, different countries.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I was in I was in Brazil and the Brazilian fans are so passionate.
They really, really love the romance of the show.
And I got there and I wanted to go to the beach and sit in the sun.
And there was many calls being made like we need security with Luke.
We need security.
And I'm thinking in London, I go to the coffee shop and I'm on my own like this is going to be fine.
Yeah.
They end up sending four security guards with me to sunbathe on the beach and they're all like 6'11.
Like, genuinely, because I was like, you must be 7 foot, bro.
And he was like, no, I'm 6'11".
I was like, I'm like 6'1".
Yeah.
So I was like, wow.
And then it ended up me being like on a sun lounger, with four 6'11 security guards standing around me.
And, like, obviously, people then noticed.
I was like... -"Who's that guy?"
-"Who's the guy with four massive security guards around him?"
It was wild.
Yeah.
Everyone thinks that you can make anything sound romantic.
And so...
Oh, gosh.
And Sexy.
I thought if we gave you some random lines from modern pop culture, maybe you'd be able to show us how Colin Bridgerton would say them if he was talking to Penelope.
Is that okay?
We have cue cards for you over here.
Roots, can we maybe get some Bridgerton type of music?
Oh, wow.
I'm going to get closer to my mic.
I'm looking for a man in finance.
Trust Fund.
Yeah.
6'5 or 6'11 if you're a security guard.
Blue Eyes.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
How about... That's good.
How about... Oh, wow.
OK.
How about this one?
OK, right.
I'm just Ken.
Anywhere else, I'd be a 10.
Yeah.
I like that, because Nickel, my co-star, was in Barbie.
So we have the link.
So I could be the Ken person.
I threw this one in.
Okay, cool.
Easy peasy.
Lemon squeezy.
Oh, wow.
Oh, OK.
This one?
Yeah, I love this.
It's a classic one.
Yeah.
I feel like there's only one way to deliver this, but I'm going to try it in Bridgerton.
Penelope.
We were on a break.
We were on a break!
Oh, wow.
We were on a break!
Yeah, there was a, you know, I don't know.
The last one here, if you do me a favor and just do this last one.
Great, okay.
I love it, yeah.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Say you can't sleep.
Baby, I know.
That's that me.
Espresso.
That is how you do it.
I want to show you the clip.
Here's Luke Newton in Bridgerton.
Take a look at this.
I must admit, it's all of a sudden.
All of a sudden was my last betrothal.
So I cannot blame either of you if you're prone to think me foolish.
My feelings for Penelope are not a thunderbolt from the sky.
I have known her a very long time, and perhaps I have always felt something for her.
My only foolishness this time is not realizing it soon.
Oh.
Have you said these words to her?
The final part, the betrothal, it did all happen rather swiftly.
Ah, it's swift because you've... Are you going to duel with your own brother?
Luke Newton!
Welcome to the show.
You are British, correct?
Correct.
Yes.
But you were born in Paris.
No, no, no.
So my parents were English, but we moved to France when I was two.
So I stayed there.
I did all my childhood there, all my teenage years there, and then came back at the age of 18.
But then, obviously, I had English, but I didn't have any of the English cultural references.
So I was neither, neither, or.
Neither, either, or?
Is that the expression?
That's how they say it.
Maybe that's why I became an actor.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do you still speak a little French?
Yeah, I mean, I can teach you some.
Would you like me to teach you some a little bit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They've got really good idioms, like really good phrases.
And there's one I've got for you is c'est le fin des haricots.
It literally means it's the end of the beans.
And what it means is if you go to the fridge and you've run out of milk or something and you're feeling a bit dramatic about it, you say c'est la fin des haricots.
It means there's no hope left.
It's the end of the beans?
Yeah.
Do you want to try it?
C'est la fin.
C'est la fin.
Des haricots.
C'est la fin des haricots.
Des haricots.
Des haricots.
And a bit of a Gaelic shrug, maybe, as well.
C'est la fin des haricots.
Yeah, perfect.
I have no idea what I just said.
Thank you.
You studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.
Congratulations on getting in there and performing there.
But you got to perform in front of the Queen?
I did get to perform once in front of the Queen.
Talk to me.
Talk to me about this.
What do you remember?
Tell me everything.
Well, it was a sort of event at the Royal Academy and all of the students got to do monologues in different rooms.
And she would stop in front of one of the rooms and whoever she stopped in front of would get to do their monologue.
It was like a weird sort of game show.
And she stopped in front of me.
I mean, look, she didn't like theatre, so I don't think she had a great time.
I did.
Yeah, yeah.
You did.
And I sort of think that's what matters, really, in that moment.
I mean, that must have been... But talk about pressure.
Um, yeah, no, not really.
Because she didn't like it.
You know, she didn't like it.
You didn't know that coming in.
And also, there's something about the queen where it was a bit like she could have been a waxwork.
Do you know what I mean?
Because she's so famous, you're like, oh, it's just a waxwork.
It's not the actual queen.
Yeah, it's a wax figure.
Exactly.
You actually brought a photo.
Well, yeah, because I didn't think you'd believe me.
Right now, I'm not sure if I do.
I do.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm holding a cricket bat.
That's a bit intimidating for the queen.
I think it helps when it makes people listen to you, I think.
Yeah.
Wait, so there was just a table?
There she is.
I mean, do you know what I mean?
It could be anyone.
But that is definitely the queen, I promise.
Is there anyone else in the room with you?
Just the four of you?
It's a blur.
I can't remember.
In my head, it was so intimate.
It was just me and Liz.
Do you know what I mean?
Everyone else just disappeared away.
That's a show I watched.
Just me and Liz.
Did you ever have any famous scene partners at Raya that went on to be famous?
Yes.
I was in the same year as Jessie Buckley.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys are having a good year.
Yeah, we did a bit of Shakespeare together.
In fact, our very first job after drama school was at the Globe Theatre.
We weren't in the same play, but we were in the same.
I did a bit of something like Streaming and she did The Tempest.
Now, is that, like, the Queen at the Globe Theatre?
I mean, Bridgerton, where is it all?
I've done okay.
You've done not bad.
You've done everything.
I mean, yeah.
Do you think it's the end now?
No, no, no.
I'm saying, no, no, it's just the beginning.
Just the beginning.
Are you kidding me?
Just the beginning for you.
But I'm just saying, these are giant things.
I would freak out just to even be near the Queen.
Globe Theatre is a dream.
Yeah.
Bridgerton, you do, it's global.
It is global.
It's massive.
People love it.
Yeah.
People love the romance.
You're a stud.
I mean, let's talk about Bridgerton.
This season, it's all you, bud.
This season is about you.
Yeah.
When do you find that out?
You don't have too much time to work up to it.
I'd say maybe a few months, I knew.
But it's quite good because to be honest I think as a job it can be a little bit allergic to preparation.
Like, it's good to prepare a little bit.
Okay.
But also, if you prepare too much, you worry, and then you get in your head.
It won't be as good.
And then it'll be a disaster.
Ah.
You like to keep it fresh.
Yeah, yeah.
You just have to go with the flow a little bit.
And I know Jonathan Bailey joined you.
Yes.
At the end.
There we all are.
There he is.
And then there's Luke Newton, who you've met as well.
Yes, I know Luke Newton as well.
Yeah, yeah, I love him.
But what's it like getting these three guys together?
It's amazing, because, like, we've got the world.
They bring that history with them as well.
And also, we've all done this thing.
We're the only three brothers so far that have done this thing.
Have you ever worked with them before this?
Johnny, yeah.
Oh no, I didn't work with him, but I took over from him in a play, so i was doing king lear and it was with ian mckellen.
Mckellen was playing live oh my goodness, and um and uh.
He was playing it further, and then i took over for the west end, so we weren't actually on stage at the same time.
But that's what's great about this show, is that in a lot of other projects you wouldn't necessarily get to be in scenes with someone who's like, i guess, in your sort of casting bracket, because do you know what i'm saying?
Yeah, because then like, it's actually really nice to have us as three brothers.
You know each other yeah, and you know, In the final episode of Bridgerton, Part 1.
Yes.
No spoilers.
Okay.
I know what you're going to say.
Well, we're a little upset.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Benedict proposes to Sophie, right?
But we can say that.
Yeah, we can say that.
Yeah, but it's not a marriage proposal.
No, it's not.
He asks her to be his mistress.
Yeah.
Dude!
Boo is right!
What were you thinking?
And what in the world is wrong?
I just think Benedict's a bit scared.
I think it's scary to give someone everything, Jimmy.
Be my mistress.
I know, I know.
But I think what's wonderful about it is, you know, everyone talks about the show in terms of the episode one being oh, it's a Cinderella story, it's a Cinderella story.
And it is up to a point.
But the whole dynamic of the show is all these record scratch moments.
It's all about fantasy and then the real world this season, I think.
And so actually, you know, and also I hope he redeems himself in part two.
We'll find out.
Okay, good.
All right, hopefully.
Yeah.
There's a lot of epic dance scenes in Bridgerton to some great music.
And I was hoping, tonight maybe you could teach me not only a little French, but maybe a little dance number, maybe.
You up to it?
Yeah, I would love to.
What's so funny?
I mean, I'm saying that like I'm an expert.
I believe you are.
I was taught it for like three weeks.
But we can try.
It's a move called the Fleckle.
Oh, the fleckle?
Yeah, yeah, the fleckle.
That's my favorite, yeah.
I go to the clubs, I do the fleckle all the time.
OK, yeah, great, great.
Do you want to, should we try it?
Yeah, teach me, Luke.
OK, so we'll do it sort of together later.
So don't worry, we will get up and close some personal.
But first, I just want to teach you the steps, OK?
All right, so the steps go side, behind, you're going around.
Then side, front, side, front.
THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN.
SIDE BEHIND, SIDE FRONT, SIDE FRONT.
WHERE'D YOU GO?
SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
BUT THAT WAS IT?
THAT'S IT.
BUT WAIT, NOW WE'RE GOING TO SPIN.
SO WE'RE GOING TO SPIN AROUND EACH OTHER.
I'M GOING TO STICK THEM UNDER YOUR ARMPITS.
ABSOLUTELY.
YOU READY TO GO?
WE'LL DO IT SLOW FIRST.
SO SIDE.
WHAT SIDE?
WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE DESK.
SIDE.
OTHER WAY.
OTHER SIDE.
SIDE.
BEHIND.
SIDE.
FRONT.
SIDE.
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Shot me back to life.
Turn me from someone who cannot sit still for a moment to one who wishes to be in one single place beside you for as long as I might live.
You will have to take a wife.
Society, your mother, it will be expected eventually.
I'm the second son.
I'm not even needed as a spare anymore.
There is already an heir.
I would not marry.
I could not look twice at anyone else.
If only you would love me back.
