Oh, I didn't tell you to interact.
Are we recording already?
Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah.
What? As soon as you hear the hammer fall on the audio anvil, what?
I know. I know, that's what's up.
We watched the second episode of Punisher last night.
That is getting to be an interesting show.
Okay, kick ass. Oh, fucking, which one?
Second episode of Punisher last night.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
This is where he meets Micro.
Yeah, that relationship, relationship like that makes a lot of sense to me yeah like they are really really it's like making people who are that different from each other but giving them a similar goal having them work together yeah well work together in quotes sure yeah i mean this that episode ended with um frank just punching him in the face so yeah the you're one of the best episodes of the show show you know there's only a couple but yeah a handful of episodes total one of the best episodes of the show is either the one after it might be the next one okay they just they they take the amount
of time I think that the season is one episode too long but they are they take the amount of time that some of these things need like they really invest they go deep like they do they do things that are in real time well yeah that whole first episode I mean was really you're never going gonna come back to that stuff there right like no it's it's very interesting what they chose to do and also you know generally speaking the season is not about like somebody who wears this like skull around well that was the other crazy thing right the whole thing starts with him being done like he burns the outfit
and he's like hey i'm done exactly shows over yeah and i um what a cool start yeah yeah no i'm i love it and that guy is great man exactly that actor way more he is way way more talented yeah then i'm surprised he was chosen i'm surprised they didn't just like get some doofus right but they got somebody who like thinks about frank castle like too much yeah like i bet that he's one of those people that has to shake himself out of it yeah in this episode the the one we just saw is where he finally shaved a beard and the head and he's just sitting on a bed, sitting on the, sitting on the bed there.
And it's like, Oh shit, he looks like fucking the Punisher.
Like he became the Punisher.
I like it. I just, I don't know.
Again, I think it's the, I think it's the best one in that.
I think it's the best play.
The Marvel TV cinematic play.
Yeah. Yep. Yep. I think it's, I think it's the right one.
And the thing I like about it the most is that the other one, the other one is, it always has that sort of Avengers patina where it's like, they have a bunch of individual movies and then they sort of lead up to this main film and then now all the individual films are just ensemble pieces too right right it's just fan service a go -go yeah he doesn't give a shit about that stuff yeah like he's not involved in that he doesn't care but he does not want that in his life at all yeah he has his own shit that he's trying to fucking figure out he doesn't do the best he can he doesn't need any of this magical
shit no he doesn't need any of these like he doesn't need any of this like superhuman strength shit no he just doesn't want any of that kind of stuff yeah right he keeps busy even without it yeah exactly but but what that'll allow them to do is because he's off on his own thing they can just make good shows right they don't have to tie it in every once in a while to some event no they don't they don't have to be like okay well how do we bring in the ant man you know Yeah.
We were talking about a strip yesterday, though.
Well, I had seen the Skyrim mod for 4K feet.
I thought that was really funny.
But I don't know if we'd figured out how to shape it into a comic strip or anything like that.
Yeah, but I'm still laughing about it.
4K. Like, I don't feel like, I mean, is that?
I mean, somebody played through it.
somebody played through Skyrim and they were like, it's a good game.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no. They wanted to play through, but then every time they saw a foot, they were like, ugh.
What? Ah! Are all the feet like this?
Maybe they played a couple more hours.
Yeah, but that was like one foot.
Like, for me, like, what I'd like to see is I'd like to see somebody who, like, takes it, like, way too, like, way too far.
Like, it's one thing to have, like, a foot that, like, looks like a foot.
And clearly it's, like, super important to this motherfucker.
You want, like, 4K hooves?
well no exactly like i want to have somebody come in and be like like think about like cat person's foot like way too much yeah like way too hard like every pad yeah yeah every pad it's like but even on this one i knew that it was hardcore when i saw that crouching pose oh where the toes were kind of bent exactly where this or this new this new foot it's like this right yeah you if you're listening to the podcast you can't see it but now i'm crouching on the ground but now i'm crouching and you can see that like the front part like the toe there's a tantalizing bend shut up to your toe there i
don't need a shit from you and then but like basically like on the ball of the foot and i was like oh yeah wow that's brilliant like they think a lot about feet like a lot yeah like maybe too much i don't know like maybe too much about well yeah Yeah, but I'm not, listen, it's like, I'm not a yum yukker.
You don't want to yuck their yum?
No. I think it's okay to yuck someone's yum.
Honestly, if your yum can't withstand someone's yucking, then maybe it doesn't deserve to be your yum.
I've got yums, and if you yucked my yum, I'd be like, whatever.
I don't expect people to yum my yum.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And I think it's purely about, like, what constitutes a yum.
Yeah. Right? There's some yums. There's some yums. Right?
that it's just like that they're just your yums you're gonna come after that but like when you look at like how careful the foot is yeah it's like you just recognize that they they are they are somewhere else like they are like what they need yeah out of this right is is not anywhere in your diagram yeah and it's so far removed from what i need that it's amazing that we're the same species yeah yeah so the way that i would do it is i i still think there's a way to approach that in a way that's in a way that is interesting because even if it's not my thing like you respect the hustle i respect
the fucking hustle if you look if you look at this foot it's just like it's like it's so reverent oh you can't you cannot say anything bad about the craftsmanship No, exactly.
Like, it is – and that's what it is.
It's craftsmanship, but it's just like in – It's artistry.
Well, yeah, it's just craftsmanship that's outside my ken.
And so it's like when I was talking to, like, my stepdad, he, like, loves wood.
But he is – like, we have a word for someone who loves something as much as he does.
It's nerd. He's a wood nerd. Yeah, he's actually – he's a nerd, but he's a nerd of a type that I didn't – Sure.
I didn't recognize.
All I recognized was the passion, but I'd never seen it enunciated in this specific format.
So this person is a foot nerd. Yeah, I mean, they're like a foot nerd. Yeah, but your dad, I mean, this guy, he loves the feet.
Your stepdad's not going to...
Brenna's dad, right?
No, that's his father -in -law.
That's different from a stepdad.
Yeah, your father -in -law doesn't want to fuck these boats.
I don't know. When I was looking at...
But I'm not talking about father -in -law.
I'm talking about Spencer, like, my stepdad.
Oh, woodworking. Yeah, exactly.
Like, if you go into his— Oh, sure.
Back into his shop, it's like, this is— It's like the new Yankee workshop back there.
Well, no, but it's like some kind of temple.
It's like if I went into— It's like if I went into some kind of a temple, and they had, like, a pitcher.
Sure, but he— And, like, a marble bowl.
He's not back there jerking it onto this wood.
Well, I feel like— I think there's something different.
i think that you don't just like feet from like a artistic point of view from like a 20 ,000 foot no view i think the person who makes a 4k foot for skyrim really loves feet yeah well in a sexual way i'm gonna say it listen i'm gonna put it out there well there's a lot well listen if you didn't think that just from the foot model the poses will tell you the rest of the story sure these are these are inexplicable poses they're erotically charged to display a foot in such a way it tells you something about it's couched in a specific context context is everything like we're not you're not like talking
out of class saying that it's like erotic if you look at the pictures like it's clearly clearly meant to be yeah erotic well even if those pictures were not there i think a person who takes the time to sculpt a new foot but but i like i like the thought that it's like it's gonna be like a couple because it just starts out i mean it's like it's just like the pieta right yeah it's like it starts out as just a block of marble and it's like the foot inside yeah but he sees the foot within it's the same he knows it's like he sees it and he's knows a fucking foot there's a foot trying to get out i won't
release it there's a foot trying to to escape yeah it's like yeah but also so you had never seen you didn't know i did not know about this mod thing you know that mods had crept down into the into the console the console space no i didn't i yeah i mean you could start i didn't realize that mods had had made it to uh admit to the consoles these these trees and realistic water yeah yeah but i'm not gonna actually talk about the specific one that i like which is the fucking books oh yeah that's the the stuff i like did you download the one that improves all the books absolutely not think for think
about it for five seconds i did get the 4k feet though or you saw it at any rate yeah i did see one that added uh high def 4k hdr feet natural feet oh man that'd be great i've had a really hard time jerking off to the feet the current feet and the current feet like i'll get get a couple you know i'll get you know halfway there and it's like yeah no thank you yeah tugging on an oyster after a while nothing's happening i don't like anything about what you said and yuck also no see now you gotta be typing foot into the search i don't want that i want books oh you're searching for feet oh man he's
got around books increases the definitions of all the book textures woe hot damn oh man i gotta i'm gonna look at a couple more of these screens yeah i some of the books i noticed give you a skill point just for looking at them yeah but some books it seems like they're just books are you just supposed to read them yeah in a game yeah read a book yeah they're books what the fuck else you do the book you also write in them but you don't get a like a skill point at the end if you finish it Not necessarily.
You've just read a book.
I'll fight you. Like, you're, oh man, this one, this is, oh, it has like some illuminated script.
Like they went through and cranked the res on the symbols, and then they got this one.
You look at this texture and you're like, that's a book.
That's a real book.
Well, no, this is like, you know what it is?
This is like the book version of like Forza 7.
It's like, for me, like this is what I want.
It finally looks like real books.
and it's like but it's like for me it's like i wonder if i wonder if the path that it goes it's like for me it's like i get the same thing like my yum is just different yeah like for me that the thing that eroticizes skyrim is actually the book mod yeah the book textures oh yeah there's there's a number of ways to eroticize skyrim nude models high def book textures yeah but it's just just like a slider yeah it's like I take the slider and I just crank it over yeah I just bring it over here where the erotic stuff is right you know I mean right here whoa not erotic on one side yeah oh yeah yeah
left side it for purposes of this discussion imagine that the left side is zero eroticism and then on the right side it's it's the most it's maximum erotic most erotic yeah and you're moving that slider to the right oh yeah with every mod I install right yeah that's too eroticized yeah i feel like that's that's because you always have two panels and then you're like okay well nude models how is this a comic yeah nude models high -res book textures how does that feather technology how does that make it physics -based feathers feather simulation feather rich feather simulations no quills quills it
is like for quills quills is it you don't you don't find realistic quills you don't find calligraphy erotic isn't that just another word for writing get out of here but it's also the funny thing there's probably not a place for it in this strip but i'll i'll consider it for in the post maybe like it's always the first like it's literally like the the first thing I do, before I even run the executable...
You download that book mod?
Well, the book mod, and like I say, especially if you're playing on PC, like, a lot of times the basic, just the scaling of everything is unacceptable for me.
I mean, what I consider unacceptable, obviously...
Right. Yeah. Consider those my yucks.
Yeah. There's a number of aftermarket ways to...
Yeah, exactly. That's well put.
Enhance Skyrim's eroticism.
You think that feet are erotic?
Could download high -resolution nude models or 4K book texture.
Yeah, exactly. It's like, you know, but it's like the nude model is like so, like that doesn't even, for Tycho, that doesn't even constitute eroticism.
No. Like, a naked person doesn't even rise to the level.
Yeah, exactly. I understand that nudity I understand that nudity excites some The less imaginative might content themselves with common human nudity with crass The less imaginative might content themselves imaginative That's a great new word I've invented imaginative unless a magentive might content themselves with common human nudity yeah exactly with mere nudity mere nudity and that was in that was in xbox oh but that's for fallout right yeah so then i thought i wonder if they have mods for skyrim too and so i went over and oh okay so do you have do you have skyrim on xbox one x as well yeah
it's 20 bucks oh is it well yeah that's the collector's one that has all the shit you might even have had an older copy i might that's possible yeah but yeah i mean one of the other ones that people grab for those is like the face mods so that the people you're looking at look like they have faces that's a good one i bet and not just like tubers or something yeah you know what i mean yeah not just like a potato or a gourd their faces aren't great but they could be they could be that's they could be feet yeah there could be a foot right there on the the neck yeah but it's gonna flexes the toes
box oh man you get me going here so that's not a lot of mods that toe flex for Skyrim on the X Borks yeah I'm the orcs borks York's borks the oxen borks olly olly works and Borks it was whether was one that changed all the feet I'm a little confused about this one for 4k HDR natural feet.
Oh, yes, sir. Anyways.
I love that idea of HDR. It's too much. The light just caresses the feet.
I didn't... I didn't feel like the feet were, you know...
That bad? Were breaking the immersion at all.
Yeah. Oh, precious child.
There are a number of aftermarket ways to enhance Skyrim's Eroticism.
Are feet erotic? Oh, precious child.
Are feet... My precious summer child.
Oh, sweet summer child.
Sweet summer child.
Yes. I'm really confused about this.
For 4K HDR natural feet, I don't feel like the feet were holding me back.
Do you have a pop socket on your phone?
I don't know what that is.
Because I just got a pop socket.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
and I love it. I'm popping that socket.
Okay. Oh, Amy has one of those.
Yeah, I know it extends.
Yeah, Amy has one of those, and she's always spinning it around and having a good time.
Oh, no, I get it. Like, I'm on board. I just didn't know that's what it was called.
But also, there's mounts for it too, right?
Yeah, you can, like, lock it into stuff.
I don't have any of that.
I just have this, which, for me, just makes it so much easier to hold the phone.
Oh, definitely. I don't drop it on my face nearly as much. Oh, at night?
Yeah. You have those, Telltale phone -based injuries?
Yeah, they're... Yeah, I don't think it's about the...
It's like, I didn't feel like the feet were breaking my immersion.
Ruining the game. I mean, Gabe would...
Yeah, exactly. I think the second panel...
Yeah. I had some, like, an intro there for Torko, right?
Uh -huh. I think it's actually not required.
I think it's actually funnier.
And it worked out just because of how I had it typed out.
I think in the second panel, the response I had from Gabe was wait, are feet erotic.
I think that he should come to realize it.
Wait? Yeah. Feet erotic?
Like, how do you, what's the distinction though?
It's only how it's read.
Oh, no, no, it's, it's, what do you mean?
Are you taking out the wait?
No, the wait's there.
Oh, so it's wait, are feet erotic?
Yeah, exactly. So he's like, I didn't feel like the feet were in the game?
Wait, in second panel.
I agree, I like that, but doesn't it just matter, wait, are feet erotic?
I mean, it's just how you read it in your head, right?
No, I don't know what you mean.
What was it? This is what it's always been.
I'm saying it doesn't require an intro from Taiko.
I think it's actually funnier if Gabe comes to realize it on his own, and then Taiko expands the definition of erotic.
See, to me, I thought you were saying, is Gabe asking Taiko a question?
Wait, are feet erotic?
Yeah, yeah. Versus Gabe coming to the realization, wait, are feet erotic?
Yeah, exactly. And then you have the Sweet Summer Child, which I feel like makes a good second panel.
And then Tycho can talk about his quills and books.
The less imaginative might content themselves with mere nudity.
My mods of choice are...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best part...
Part of the thing about the foot one, the real name isn't 4K HDR natural feet.
It's just like there's so much information foundation bound up right in the in the title in the title yeah so what are the titles of the quill one yeah no quill physics quill physics i think it's about how those those quills bounce around realistic because there's realistic water right yeah realistic quill physics quill quill physics but it also has to be a little dry like that's the best part about the other buzzwords right because it's like the best part about that it's it's just like the negative space yeah like they're saying a lot but they think that they're being exact right bib no bibliophile
bibliophile that's a good one that's the that's because that's like the book lover right like what is in that mod a lot a lot that we don't know about natural fluffy down you know what down is right it's it's a part underneath the feathers it's the sub feather and she peel back those feathers that's all down baby the whole thing whole thing here i didn't feel like the fever in the game wait are feet erotic erotic sweet summer yes the less imaginative might content the system renewed my monster choice are quill physics and bibliophile there should be one other word on bibliophile right yeah a bibliophile
complete complete it's gonna have that it's gonna have the extra texture oh i get it yeah yeah Yeah, but it also, you know.
Yeah, I get it. I don't know how.
Books? Act surprised.
Books? It's like a monster book of monsters thing.
Baby, the file complete.
Let's see. Yeah, I feel like a rejoinder would.
Yeah. It could be one, or it could be two.
It doesn't matter, but I feel like a rejoinder would be a nice cap.
Because honestly, I think that Gabe does not understand what he is talking about.
Yeah. I don't think that he actually understands.
Yeah. Yeah, this is what constitutes...
Like, this is actually what works.
But yeah, so if Tycho's like...
Because it has to be worse.
My favorite are realistic...
Quill physics. Quill physics and bibliophile complete.
So do they, like, look at the foot?
Do they touch the...
I mean... We're talking about me now.
We're talking about me now.
What do you do to the foot?
Do you touch it? Does it touch you?
Which is the important part.
i i i still don't know what they're doing with the feet yeah i think he's still he's he's slow to come to grips with the foot thing is it something to do with the toes is it like the toes or the feet or the feet yeah the best part was just that how they had that armor on there that was like big plate armor but then for some reason the rest of the foot was they just leave the foot bare Yeah.
Oh. What do they do to the foot?
You want to, I saw, Dave, just very, very quickly, I saw Dave and Dora on the stream yesterday checking out Battle Chef.
Yeah, Kara's playing it.
It, there, I think that there's actually a lot there.
It's got a lot of text, man.
Well, yeah, it's in that vein.
Like, there's definitely a visual novel in there on top of it.
To sort of sell the top of it.
But I was surprised, I was surprised at how much was going on in the puzzle like i saw a screenshot and i was like okay i get it yeah i do not get it like when i look when i saw it yesterday i was like oh no this this is a rabbit hole there's a bunch of takes on that stuff there's like imagine equipping imagine having having equipment uh -huh and you have more multiple cook stations where it's like each of these you can be sort of working on a specific part of the matching puzzle so the slow cooker steadily steadily, like, slowly but steadily increases the value of the gems on the board?
Weird. Like, what a cool way to map slow cooking to that.
But, I mean, I got them set up over there.
I got them growing in that middle pot while I'm working on other parts of the dish.
Wild. Fuck yeah, it's wild.
I think it's cool as hell.
All right. Yes, strip.
Do they touch the foot or does the foot, like, touch them?
I think that's funny.
Does the foot touch them?
I think it's very game.
Does his foot... I mean, are they touching the foot?
Are they touching the foot, or does the foot touch them?
Yeah. Because for him, it's like, these are the two things.
Yeah. These are the two...
It's like, we just have...
It's like, listen, we just got the two verbs.
Yeah. It's like, we're doing this...
The foot's doing something, or we're doing something to the foot.
That's all. One of these two.
Yeah, exactly. Are they touching the foot?
Or does the foot touch?
Yeah, exactly. I think this whole thing is just a progressive revelation on his part.
Are they touching the foot or does the foot touch the film?
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