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[NBA Playoff Panic, NFL Draft Insights, and the Michael Jackson Biopic Controversy]-[NBA Panic Rankings, NFL Draft Guesses, and a Michael Jackson Movie Review | With Todd McShay, Steve Muench, and Van Lathan]

The Bill Simmons Podcast · B2 · 2026-04-22

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NBA Panic Room and Playoff Analysis

Bill Simmons initiates the podcast by expressing frustration over a late-night Lakers-Rockets game, which he describes as a "rock fight" characterized by "bricks and air balls." He highlights the Houston Rockets' struggles, particularly their failure to trade for CJ McCollum, whom he calls one of the "potential stars of the playoffs." Simmons establishes his "NBA Panic Rankings," placing the Rockets at number one for their poor performance against a Lakers team he feels should be beatable. The San Antonio Spurs take the second spot due to Victor Wembanyama's concussion, leaving them vulnerable, while the Detroit Pistons and Denver Nuggets round out his list of teams in crisis. Simmons notes that the Nuggets look "banged up," specifically citing Aaron Gordon's health and the defensive physicality imposed by the Minnesota Timberwolves, which he believes makes Denver's path to the finals look increasingly difficult.

NFL Draft Speculation with McShay and Mensch

Simmons is joined by draft experts Todd McShay and Steve Mensch for an extensive breakdown of the upcoming NFL Draft. The conversation centers on the uncertainty surrounding the New York Jets' second overall pick, with McShay noting that betting markets are shifting rapidly between defensive prospects like Arbel Reese and David Bailey. The trio discusses the "human risk aversion" of certain general managers and the tendency for teams to panic and prioritize size, specifically offensive linemen, late in the process. They analyze the New York Giants' position at picks 5 and 10, with Simmons questioning the team's strategy and McShay suggesting that the Giants are a "fascinating" team to watch. The discussion also touches on the Kansas City Chiefs' roster needs and the pressure on Andy Reid to bolster the offensive line, despite the team's perceived championship window.

The "Abominable" Michael Jackson Biopic

In the final segment, Van Lathan joins Simmons to discuss the new Michael Jackson film. Lathan describes the movie as an "abominable" piece of "glossy bullshit," despite praising Jafar Jackson’s performance as "phenomenal." Lathan argues that the biopic genre is "dead" because modern films treat subjects as "mythical characters" rather than interrogating their complex realities. He criticizes the film for failing to address Jackson’s life with any "serious analysis," opting instead for a hagiography controlled by the Jackson estate. Simmons and Lathan debate the cultural longevity of pop icons like Jackson, suggesting that while the music retains its power to induce "unbridled joy," the biopic format has become a sterile, MCU-ified product that lacks the depth found in earlier, more warts-and-all documentaries. Lathan concludes by admitting that despite his harsh critique, he will likely "rent it" eventually, acknowledging the deep, reflexive emotional connection audiences have to Jackson's music regardless of the controversies surrounding his life.

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