As St. Patrick's Day approaches, the hosts introduce a special promotional item: a high-quality cotton shirt featuring the "Fallon four-leaf clover." The hosts highlight that this specific clover is significant as it marks the spot where the host stands every night for their monologue, acting as a personal, symbolic alternative to the traditional star. Despite some playful banter regarding the pricing—joking about it being $700 before settling on $89.95—the merchandise is presented as a festive way to celebrate the holiday while "splitting the G."
The conversation shifts to a live-action exploration of the "NBC Store" website. As the hosts navigate the online shop, they discover an array of memorabilia, including coffee mugs from various NBC programs like The Office, The Kelly Clarkson Show, and Seth Meyers’ "Corrections" segment. This segment highlights the vast catalog of merchandise available to fans of network television, though it also reveals the humorous reality of how specific shows are represented in the store's inventory.
A comedic highlight occurs when the host searches for their own show's merchandise. Upon finding their mug, they are shocked to discover it is listed at a discount compared to other shows. The host jokingly laments, "Guys, I'm getting canceled. This is how I find out?" The confusion deepens when it is revealed that the price is actually lower because it includes two mugs for $16.95, leading to a lighthearted debate about "false advertising" and the perceived value of their brand compared to others like The Office.
Reality sets in regarding the logistics of shipping for the holiday. The hosts realize that ordering the St. Patrick’s Day shirts online via the NBC Store would not guarantee delivery by the following day. They pivot the narrative to suggest that fans should "plan ahead" for "next St. Patrick's Day" or even "2027."
To resolve the shipping dilemma and end the segment on a high note, the hosts surprise the studio audience by announcing that everyone in attendance will be going home with one of the special St. Patrick's Day shirts tonight. This generous gesture shifts the focus from online shopping frustrations to a celebratory atmosphere, perfectly setting the stage for the next guest, Demi Lovato.