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Huh? Hmm Ferv all, gross I mean, always happens when I venture into the world of man So dirty up there Did fun half eaten burrito in the dumpster though reason Okay, uh well right, uh New episode of the weirdness Let's see if Arlo got the package I left for em Play, Weird News Podcast Playing, Weird News Podcast Episode 84, Jersey Devil Disappearance Well, today, to the Weird Teresa A podcast about critics and creatures and unemployment phenomena I'm Arlo and what you're about to hear will change everything I guess that's a yes Today I received a shocking recording After my porch by an anonymous
source Listen at your own risk!
Okay my funds are courting.
This is Max Williamson.
I'm here with coal Rogers and my sister Nadja.
We're out here in the New Jersey Pine Barons following up on a supposed sighting of the mythical Jersey devil.
I say mythical because The jersey devil does not exist, no matter what Cole says.
They say, yes, Clovin', who's, claws for hands and wings like a bat.
Here, we go. He talks quietly through the woods, seeking out his breath.
Then he takes off in a flash, using two horns sharp as knives to impale his victims. Stick!
Whatever. It's just an urban legend.
And we're out here to prove it.
And when he attacks, he lets it a high pitched scree.
so loud and so shrill it makes your ears bleed.
Did you see that? What was that thing?
Okay, time to go. I'm calling mom.
Dude, there's no signal out here.
Cole, you should check it out.
I'm not checking it out.
Let's all go. Safety in numbers, guys.
I'm not going. I'm staying right here.
I'll go with you. That thing can't be just both Right Hey you guys don't leave me here alone Fine I'm coming Why is it suddenly so cold see that shadow by the lake, it's really him the jersey devil And he's not alone It's Cheersie Doubles not after us.
Something's after him.
What is that other thing?
It's huge. Ah fuck.
What just happened?
You guys. But, Cheersie.
parameters. Just got kidnapped.
Let's get outta here.
Oh. Poor guy. Okay, uh J dev this is for you Time to make contact with the humans as soon as I eat this burrito Bigfoot notable alias sasquatch I'm going up the road in all the puppies whatever run past in front of my headlights on my truck So where it is?
Locals stand to creepy white co -ops instantchippicop but it's difficult to make a positive identification.
So here is this. The sighting is on a watery monster and I'm Adventures Lakeham plane have gone on for decades!
These are people who say they've seen something unusual about something with a large head, something with a hum, so sort of unusual lives that shouldn't be there.
So, here, it is. There's something out there.
Something people aren't talking about all over the world.
And it's all connected after this opening threw me.
So, here it is. So, where it is?
What you just heard was recording made last week in the Pine Barons of New Jersey and sent to me by an anonymous source to play in my podcast. It is proof, not only of the existence of the legendary Jersey Devil, but of another creature, even more terrifying.
I'm Arlo, welcome to The Weirdness, a podcast about cryptids, creatures, and unexplained phenomena?
As always I'm joined by my producer Sierra who I predict is about to tell me the recording is fake.
No R .L .O. as a matter of facts I'm not.
You're not! So you believe it's legit?
Of course not, but I'll leave that for today's guest on The Weirdness Hotline.
Right, our guest today calling in all the way from Ireland, University professor and hopeless skeptic Dr. Melanie Messing, Dr. Messing, welcome back to The Weirderness.
Thanks for having me back Arloo.
So you heard that recording.
What do you believe that creature was that took the Jersey Devil?
I'm sorry, you could disappoint, Arloo.
But the whole thing was a fraud, an elaborate security, sound effects, actors, the only jersey in Evel's eye, no play hockey, and as that other thing sounds to me like a t -rex mixed with a dishwasher.
Dad, we're in the middle recording the podcast!
Yeah, his busy hanging up on his guest. Oh, sorry.
Hey, Mr. Larry. I just want to tell you.
They called me back into the office.
But it's Saturday! We were going to see a movie tonight!
Well, we might have to wait till that one starts streaming in a few months.
Sorry, but here's some money to order a pizza.
I'll call it bedtime to say goodnight.
Bye Sport. Bye Dad.
Sorry R .Lo. I didn't want to see that movie anyway.
That's the weirdness tip line.
Probably Dr. Messing again.
Put it on speaker so I can record it.
Hello? Weirdness tip Hotline?
Hello? The creep is coming.
Spread the word. I'm sorry?
The creep, uh, did you tell them about the creep?
Um... Okay. Who is this?
I'm, uh, nobody. Uh, I'm nothing.
Uh, why does this even matter?
I am a distant deathless matter.
I wanna know who I'm talking to so I know if they're for real.
Okay, fine. Uh, they call me...
I'm the one who sent the recording of J do.
J .T .E .E .E. You mean....
the Jersey Devil. That's, yeah, that's what I said.
Listen. I know you're a young person.
But maybe you can help.
Help with white! I'm not the only one who listens to the pod.
Beef, this is Sierra.
How did you get this...
so -called recording?
You know what, I gotta go.
Uh, this was a mistake.
Beef, you messed up.
wait beef you sound scared tell us where you are maybe we can help that too much leave it alone stop calling me but you called me beef beef we lost him maybe not no I'm going to regret this but while you were on the line with him I use that tracking app to triangulate is self -esteem I can narrow it down to the nearest Powers?
Look... That's only a few miles from here.
I'll go get the bikes.
How is afraid you were going to say that?
Look, Arlo, this guy could be a real coooke.
You think I'm a real coooke?
Yeah, but you're my coooke.
I am not going into the woods to track down some tin foil hat wearing podcast collink and spares espouting weirdo named beef who thinks it's friends with the Jersey devil.
Are you done? Did I mention his name is beef?
Yes. Then I'm done.
Okay. We're still going aren't we?
Yes, but it was an excellent speech, very passionate.
Almost there. Make it left. You still haven't explained what you think we're going to do when we find this beef.
We're going to figure out who he is and where he got that recorded.
To really believe that was actual audio, But some enormous monster kidnapped another smaller monster and New Jersey of all places… Well, when you put it that way, it sounds silly.
It is silly Arlo! Nothing silly about mysterious disappearances.
I've studied and mapped out these kind of events all over the world and you evolve people.
Don't. Don't wife. Please, don't bring up my dad again.
Sierra, he left Arlo.
That's all there is to it but what if there's more the note said he was going to sail the world right and you got a postcard from Bermuda Are low as in Bermuda Triangle stop and I dug up reports reports of people saying they saw a sea monster.
If his boat was attacked Just stop there's no such thing as sea monsters or Jersey doubles or weirdness Let's see if our pal beef agrees Look, the building through the trees, this must be his place!
Come on! Pretty Overgrown.
Pixel Town? What is it?
I've heard about this place.
My dad says it was the coolest arcade around when he was our age.
And now it's the creepiest. It looks like where the 1980s came to die.
Hey, where did you learn to make locks?
No. You too. I'm in.
We're all awake. Should we be doing this?
We don't know who. Or what?
Might be in here. It's just beef.
You seems like a nice guy.
I forgot. Beef? Were you one here!?
I don't like this place me neither.
All of these lame 8 bit graphics are parents had a rough What's that smell!
lol Arlo i hear something Hey, it's Arlo.
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Why did you run away?
Is he scared of us?
Is it me? Or was he huge?
Beef? Is that you? I can see your shadow hiding behind the frog.
Arlo? Yeah, it's me.
And Sierra. Come on out.
It's okay. we just wanna talk.
Talk about what? About the recording.
About your friend Jada.
Okay, I just wanna say that my good shirt is in the wash and I really should have trimmed my shoulder here and a medical hair.
Okay, fine. Are you big for it?
Well, yeah, I mean, if you want to be a formal Bigfoot, BF beef beef daddy...
You're a Sasquatch!
The Sasquatch. Last of a dying breed.
Thanks to you humans.
No, this is a joke.
It's a costume, right?
Ow! Hey! Don't pull on the fur, man!
It hurts! It's... real?
You're real? You know that's insulting, right?
I knew it! I knew Bigfoot was real everyone told me I was crazy yeah yeah congrats now you can go away Shook go on go away I've waited my whole life for this Bigfoot is real and he lives in an abandoned arcade and he talks and he wears dirty clothes!
Yeah thanks for the recap goodbye humans you never saw me erase this from your memory overall gonna be dead Wait you called me you sent the recording Yeah, but I didn't think you'd show up at my door, dude Then why did you reach out?
I can't believe I'm talking to Bigfoot You and me both sister, look the recording came to me and I thought you could warn the others others, you mean other cryptids They're real to well, I mean I mean the ones I know are, you know j -dab juke messy Nessie?
Your friend's with the Loch Nesom monster?
Uhh, weird book friends.
She's pretty cool, I guess.
A little bang though.
Post a lot of selfies.
I know what she looks like don't need to see all those pictures.
It's ironic for a reclusive monster.
Is that weird book on the Frogger screen?
It makes no sense to me.
Of course it doesn't make sense to you.
You're a human... Hello, we wields you's echolocation to communicate.
Eggolocation, like bats.
Tell me what else is real.
Lepricons, yodices, mermaids?
Dude, what do I look like?
We're Google. Ooh, what about unicorns?
FUH. Of course you'd ask, about unicorns.
Humans love those pretty unicorns.
Ooh, look at me with my beautiful flowing mane in my shiny horn.
Sorry, I asked. Rainbow hopping jerks think they're better than everybody just because they get to live in Unitopia.
It's like dude, you're just a fancy pony What's that noise?
It's a message from choop.
I haven't heard from him in weeks.
The chupa cobra, what does it say?
Oh it says get out before it's too late But what was that?
It's the creep! Wrong!
One, come on! Here, here.
Out the back, man. Let's go, let's go!
Oh, it's still coming!
I'll use my Sasquatchian skills to hide us in the woods.
Here, hold on tight.
What do you do? I'll just just throw it back in that tree.
Oh. Oh right, humans can't fly.
Bad. I'm OK. Why don't you and I just climb up?
Oh, twigs come on, something's gonna prove of these trees.
Not OK. All right. OK.
We should be safe up here, I think.
What is that thing?
I tried to tell you, that's who's been kidnapping my friends.
It always appears different.
We call it the creep.
How did it find you?
Hold on. Looks like the cops are scaring it away.
He beef! Where are you going?
Uh, I can't be seen by the Poh -Poh.
One time somebody took my picture, it was all blurry and far away, but humans have been hunting for me ever since.
They're gone. Beef.
Come back with us to my house.
You can't keep Bigfoot in your basement?
Why not because he's Bigfoot what would your dad say what we can't leave him?
Sure, you can just take your tiny feet climb down this tree and get at all it's not safe beef What if the creep comes back for you, what if it's just waiting out there to get to alone?
You know with its sharp teeth and long claws.
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Easy on the stairs, Piefs.
You're gonna break right through.
Uh, yeah. Not my fault.
You didn't build them for size 67 shoes.
So this is where the magic happens, huh?
Where do you keep the wolf?
There's no wolf. It's just a sound effect.
You're presenting these buttons oh Don't let's see what this one does Listen how do we find your friend troop?
Oh well have you lost your mind beef brought that recording to us for a reason How are we going to face -off with a face very monster?
Hey? I'm right here dude I mean the creep, not you.
And stop the sound of that.
All right. Yeah, look, yeah.
This isn't your fight, humans.
I'll just find a nice cave and go back into hiding for the next 500 years or so.
And what about your friends?
You'd make sure they don't eat us.
Right, beef. Ah, they don't eat people.
Well, actually some of them do.
I mean, sometimes. If they're really hungry.
And the people are super slow.
What do you say, beef?
Should we do this? Save the weirds?
No, we should not do this.
Definitely not. But, I guess we could try.
How? I mean, it's not like we can just go to Mexico to visit Chupicar Baras.
Well, I suppose I could call my friend Peg to come pick us up.
Peg, be right back!
Excuse me, as that humans.
Are you sure we can trust him?
He seems harmless. For 8 foot Sasquatch, but Sierra, don't you know what this means?
I need to tell my mom I'm sleeping at Charlotte's house.
If the weirdness is real, then maybe there was something weird with what happens to your dad.
We might actually be able to find him.
Are Low? Alright dad, pecs on our way.
She'll help us get to Mexico to see chup.
How? Whoa. What's that?
It's coming from the roof.
That would be peg. Is peg Santa?
And come on, I'll introduce you.
Obido mine here scuffing up your shingles with it.
You'll find a good landing pad, the burbs, something you guys should work on, probably.
I will look up there!
Is that a horse? Yeah, with weights.
Hold on, beef. Your friend peg is...
Is the Pegasus yeah better on weird book two flies like the wind?
Hey pang Think you can flap down onto the lawn here so we can hop on We are in the Yes we are.
I'm going inside to get my recording stuff save me see What oh sorry Sierra didn't mean to exclude you It's okay.
It's just Wait. Is Pek your girlfriend?
Aha... B Affraid on the uh.
Loving Abbey Taco, huh?
Wait a second. How did that know that?
I could swear I heard you call her Sugar Wins.
Is that crazy? Well...
it's a, definitely unusual .backs.
Hi, speak weird? Huh?
No, of course not. It's sure sounded like he did.
What? Could you be a weird?
No, I'm a person. I mean, I...
Aghh. Okay, I've got my recorder.
Let me just lock up and then we can cry.
Don't say anything.
But if you're a weird Jack.
I'm not. I'm human, just like our loath.
What did you say? Nothing.
Are we going to Mexico or what?
Now you're talking...
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