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Hey everybody, it's Tuesday, February 17th, 2026.
Welcome to the Giant Bombcast, episode 928.
I am your host, Jan Ochoa.
Happy Lunar New Year to those that celebrate.
Speaking about Lunar New Year, we got the big stallion himself, the co-captain of the ship, Jeff Grubb.
Why won't Nintendo let me download the Virtual Boy app and ruin my eyes?
No.
Speaking about ruining his eyes, he's already tapped into the virtual boy reality.
He's coded in red, Dan Reichert.
And also, you know, ruined my eyes as a child intentionally.
Oh, I told my kids that story the other day.
Oh, you did?
Did they think that was cool?
Yeah, it's like a warning.
It's like...
Don't lie to me or else you'll end up like Dan Riker.
I wonder how many people have used me as a warning for their children.
It's been useful.
Speaking about cautionary tales.
Look at you and be like, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Speaking about cautionary tales and warnings, he is right there at the gates of the 3D printers warning you to keep it all on the DL.
Jeff Bacalar.
Yeah, that's me.
I'm a 3D printer cop.
I printed out my cop badge, and I'm a cop now.
We haven't asked you to turn in your 3D printed badge and gun.
You could probably make one of those now.
I don't want to think about that future.
I want to think about the future with the bird boy of games media, Mike Minotti.
Wow, happy Lunar New Year.
Happy Mardi Gras.
Do those often fall on the same day?
Is this a strange occurrence?
They're the same thing, right?
Yeah.
The exact same thing?
Yeah, you can't eat fish on Fridays.
You give something up for 40 days and then you hand red envelopes to little children and family members.
That sounds familiar, and that's when you have to take the top off, right?
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Boys, how y'all doing?
We just came off of a three-day weekend here in the States.
It was also Valentine's Day weekend as well.
Yes.
Okay, sure.
What does that mean?
How was your Valentine's Day back there?
I'm not happy.
Listen, I pulled a fast one this year.
I planned a ski trip on Valentine's Day.
And what am I supposed to do?
I can't do anything romantic.
We're skiing.
It's not like you can't kiss on the slopes.
Yeah, like a little smooch on the gondola or something.
Oh, sure.
We do that anyway.
We do that anyway.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Every day is Valentine's Day on the slopes.
I mean, come on.
But I wasn't expecting to do anything like over the top.
I mean, come on.
A ski trip's a big deal.
You got a lot of planning, a lot of equipment to haul.
For the daddies in the group here, which is just two of them.
You're all daddies in my eyes.
Thank you.
Thank you, Grubb.
I needed that for my fragile ego.
Have you found?
Valentine's Day with the little gimmicks has changed, because now you just foist all the stuff onto the little gimmick instead.
Yeah, for the most part.
I don't understand.
I got to get flowers for three people now instead of just one.
Oh, okay.
That's not what you meant, Jan, right?
No, I was thinking like oh Dylan, now it's your responsibility to make the Valentine's Day for your mom.
Yeah, like I'm going to rely on that guy for anything.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Wow.
No way.
I spent some of my Valentine's Day inside of an igloo, and it was awesome.
And I was like, you know what?
They should offer this as a place to live all year round because I don't want to go anywhere.
It's awesome in here.
Igloos are the best, I've decided.
The best way to live, folks.
The best.
Number one.
How's the internet in an igloo?
Fine.
What do you mean, fine?
I beat you to it.
And it's fine here, too.
I'm on my third modem in six months, Mike.
So everything's peachy.
Okay.
I think I still put houseboat above igloo baccalaureate on my ranking of houses and domiciles.
Igloo's not beating houseboat.
Houseboat can move.
Yeah, that's part of the problem, I think, is that it can move and get me nauseous.
Are you thinking grub a houseboat on like a river or like just out in the open?
I mean, a lake or a river.
Probably a lake.
Like in the new roadhouse like that?
Yeah, I want to be able to live exactly like Jake Gyllenhaal in the new Roadhouse.
Yeah.
Menotti reminds me of Conor McGregor in the new Roadhouse.
He's always walking around like that.
Oh, yeah.
That's me.
I got crazy eyes.
I'm going to hurt you. i spent some time while i was skiing there was an igloo i got to the igloo like 10 30 people are like drinking like heavy cocktails at 10 30 during their ski day in the morning they're trying to kill themselves like right that's what they're trying to do if you're drinking that early on the ski is pretty dangerous but yeah it's like i just i was surprised at how many people were inside the igloo like many drinks deep at 10 30 in the morning how big is this igloo This is not the cartoon igloo.
I was picturing the exact same igloo from cartoons that maybe two adults and a child could sit cross-legged in.
This wasn't a fucking cartoon, folks.
You need to specify.
My one point of reference.
I mean, this igloo is substantial.
I'd say on the inside, like 2,000, 3,000 square feet.
Very large.
That's more like a bigloo.
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I'm posting some pictures in our chat.
It was substantial.
It was a very large igloo that could probably hold, I would say, 75 people comfortably.
Jesus Christ.
How many ice cubes does it take to make that?
I don't know how they do it.
How do the ice stick together?
With water.
But it freezes.
I would imagine it feels like snow, and then they pat it down with water.
It's got to be some sort of core foundation, right?
I'm sure the way you build a tent like an outdoor tent I would imagine it has a steel sort of frame and then they somehow Maybe your fancy lodge igloos.
But not like that, real shit.
I mean, it was enormous.
And like, oh my God, the pretzels.
There was like great pretzels there.
Pretzels and an igloo.
That sounds great, dude.
Like i said, cheese that's all i need in life cheese, i'm not moving.
Uh, there might have been cheese.
You got a pretzel and no cheese mustard.
I think it was like a garlic, it was like a garlic sauce with that.
Okay, that sounds pretty good too.
That's delightful.
Yeah, i had some champagne, whatever it's worth.
Okay champagne, that's good.
I uh.
Yeah, i went down to florida uh visit my girlfriend and it was uh also her birthday weekend.
Happy birthday Yes, happy birthday, Peyton.
Happy birthday, babe.
So that was a good time.
How were the igloos down there?
Very few.
Very few igloos in Florida.
It's funny, because it was in the 70s or maybe 60s, so a lot of them were freezing, and I felt...
So happy to be there.
It's been such a cold winter.
It's warmed up a bit since I got home, but I remember just walking from my car to the airport was miserable.
But it was fun.
She took me to a tiki bar in Orlando called Endless Vacation.
Permanent Vacation.
That's it.
Thank you.
How do you remember better than I do?
I'm known for my memory, Mike.
Yeah, yeah.
That was fantastic.
One of my drinks came in a glass that looked like a pig and they put what looked like a cigar.
But no, it was just kind of a scented rolled-up paper thing and it was on fire.
And they play a song and they do a whole thing and I got to drink out of my pig and I was very, very happy.
Oh, I finally went to the Cirque du Soleil show in Disney Springs.
I didn't go to a theme park, but we went to Disney Springs where all the restaurants are for Valentine's Day.
And I was like, oh, there's a Cirque du Soleil show here all the time.
Real quick.
They have a permanent building.
Mikey, is Disney Springs similar to like a downtown Disney in Anaheim?
Yeah, it used to be called downtown Disney here also.
They expanded it some years back.
Is that like the city walk?
It's like a city walk.
It's much bigger than city walk.
Yeah, very similar.
Cirque du Soleil has a permanent show there.
So we saw that and it was awesome.
And one of the funny people in the show saw my bald head and jumped off the stage and kissed it at one point.
And that was fun.
And then some cast member came running at me to give me my badge afterwards.
It says, I'm celebrating best audience performer at Cirque du Soleil drawn to life.
So now I have this forever.
So that felt very good.
Congratulations, dude.
You are the best audience member.
Yeah.
Had a bit of trouble getting home, though.
My flight was supposed to be Sunday night.
I'm like okay, maybe Monday I'll check out that Diablo 2 stuff which I'm going to add to the rundown Jeff, by the way,
And then what else?
And then we get there like, oh, it's delayed a little bit because of a storm here.
That's okay.
Get on the plane.
We're taxiing for a bit.
Now then they're like, oh, it's delayed real bad now because there's fog over there.
So we get off the plane and they're like, oh, so how delayed are we?
And they're like, would you believe, you know, it's already midnight there.
1040 p.m. tomorrow.
Oh, boy.
Right.
I feel like I used to never have flight delays and crazy flight bullshit.
And I feel like in the last oh, let's say year or so, like 80 of my travel has gotten fucked up in some way.
Yeah.
Weird.
I've never had to get on a plane and be told to get off thing before, and happened twice in the last few months.
Yeah.
That happened like four times in a day to me.
Not that was the bombathon or game of the year or something like, yeah.
Game of the year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it's like I get it.
There's fog over there.
I don't want to land over there and then have to drive through fog for an hour anyways.
And then once, like you know, no planes are landing there, then of course it's going to take a while to get all the planes there.
So so I did get it.
My problem is I was real hangry for a bit.
Because all the all the restaurants were closed and there weren't vending machines, even or like, even like the Hudson News thing was closed.
There's just no way to get food.
That's why you're trying your carry on bag.
You always have to have like two or three protein bars in there just in case. blew it.
Luckily, once I got out of the terminal, the main hub area, there was a single McDonald's open.
I've never been happier to see a McDonald's in my life.
I went embarrassingly hard at that McDonald's.
What are we talking?
What's the order?
100 Nugs? no no i got a double uh double quarter pounder combo large fry large drink and 10 nuggets that seems like that's not that's okay okay no that's that's reason that seems when you were angry yeah that's us angry yeah it was good then like you know i i knew i could go back to my girlfriend's house but uh she was asleep and i didn't know she had to work the next day so i'm like i don't want to call her like hey come drive another 30 minutes and come get me uh yeah luckily eventually she kind of like woke up on her own and saw and said i could come over so i was i was saved that was fine and just got to hang out a bit more and it was it was all right i got got bumped up to the big uh big fc the first class on my way back home for free you did yeah living it up on there man it was free it's great Somehow, an incredible coincidence, the flight attendant was a patient.
Pissed you on the cheek?
No, it's a patient.
No, my girlfriend would not like that.
It was a patient of my father's.
What?
What?
How did this come up?
She's hooking me up.
I don't know.
Somehow my dad texted me like, oh, hey, I know the flight's on your flight.
I don't know how it came.
I think when I told my dad.
Well, but they're texting during their affair, obviously.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry.
We have to eliminate that as a possibility now.
Mike.
Explain yourself.
These circumstances are almost unbelievable.
I think so.
When I told my dad, my dad's always very concerned about my safety when I'm traveling.
Oh, the flight's been like canceled.
I think the next day he just texted a flight attendant patient of his that he knew worked for Breeze.
And I don't know, just like ask about it.
And she's probably like, yeah, that's my flight.
Oh, and then you know they figured it out from there, right?
I think she's how.
I think she's the fc did she give you?
The fc has thoughts here.
It's just the level of access here.
It's just unprofessional.
I can't get on with this.
Like, what are we doing here man?
I texted in a fucking flight attendant favor to see if little Mikey's okay.
I mean, that sounds pretty on brand for him, to be honest, actually.
Just like, we're working weird connections to try to affect things he can't affect for my safety.
Like when planes take off and land.
And I'm sorry, what is this fictional airline you're flying?
Oh, it's the Breeze, it's a smaller airline, but they have direct flights out of a smaller airport in akron.
It's really nice because the akron, because you know it's it's cheaper, but it's not like a frontier or a spirit where it's, you know, like the like the government kicking the nuts before you get on.
Yeah, it's like you have no space before between seats and like they still have a first class section, things like that.
Dude right.
Second question.
Follow up.
Describe first class on Breeze Airlines.
It's good.
Just like all the other ones.
You get only two seats per little section.
Nice and tons of leg room and stuff.
Free drinks, including the booze.
It's better than United.
It's nice.
And even though I didn't ask for it, she slipped me a bag of peanut M&Ms.
I was like, that's very nice.
Even though they would have been free if I asked for them.
Are you sure you want to be talking about this on the podcast, Mike?
We know your girlfriend listens to this.
Egregious.
Just as a favor to my dad, he's got some free peanut M&M's.
Look, I saved them.
I'll give them to her next time if she wants.
I don't even really eat peanut M&M's.
Actually, but I just, I like the gesture, right?
It is nice.
All right, all right.
This is the kind of thing that happens like what's the Jim Carrey movie where he is the Truman Show.
But Mike's in like a Truman Show situation where his dad is like producing a show about his life.
His dad is Ed Harris up in the clouds.
Are you saying I have a main character problem?
Not a problem.
It's working out great.
Yeah, we were just the aggressive side characters in your life.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
It's working out great.
I got to talk to your dad, man.
Get these cats together.
I wanted to talk to him on content as well, and Mike always tells me it would be very disappointing.
I don't need it for content.
I don't want to exploit the poor guy.
I want to do a podcast with that man.
I just want a good podcast.
We should all do a dad swap.
We should all do a dad swap and do a podcast with each other's dads.
Okay.
That's going to be that duo.
Hell no.
I can't imagine.
My dad, I think, would have a brain aneurysm of worry if Dan Rickert was his son.
I don't know uh, very much of a very like a worrying far like.
Oh, you know, he still wants me to text him my like flight, like.
Oh yeah, i'm at the airport now i'm in the plane, now i'm home, it's okay, are you?
Can you sleep now, father?
Does dr minotti do the same with your brothers?
Oh yeah yeah yeah, for sure, for sure.
And you're the oldest right middle, i'm in the middle.
Shocking, i know it's not shocking.
Um Yeah, I have a similar thing with my dad.
I'm just like, Dad, I'm 43.
What are we doing here, bud?
What's happening?
I always hate to say it, but I'll be like look, if something happens to the plane, I bet you'll find out.
You don't need to hear about it from me.
So look, I'm not saying it's not cool that dads still care, but I think the way they present their care is a lot.
I mean, I know what it is because I experience it.
It's like, I care, but only because it's really causing me a ton of stress.
If you get hurt, that's going to be a lot of problems for me.
So let's stop that from happening up front.
Sadly, I think you're correct, Rob.
I think it is more of like, look...
Would be great for you to survive this trip.
Imagine how emotionally damaged I'll be if you die.
Imagine if it doesn't happen to you.
I'm doing all the supernatural shit I can to ensure that you survive this time.
I've loaded up all the crystals.
I'm rubbing every crystal in the closet.
All right, folks.
We've been in an igloo.
We've been on the FC of a plane.
Anything else significant happen over the three-day weekend?
I had Valentine's Day dinner at White Castle.
Lovely.
I saw the picture.
Yeah, that was really nice.
It was fantastic.
It was really, really fun.
You had to get reservations.
They have candlelight.
They have roses on the table and stuff like that.
And it's just so fun seeing all the people that work there that just one day a year they're waiting tables.
And it's like I wonder if that's like fun for them.
Or it's like oh, this is like a unique day of work.
Or if it's like oh, we got to do the fucking valentine shit.
But it's like they get tips and stuff which they didn't really.
I asked about that.
It's like, how do we, how do we tip here?
And they're like well, you got to do like uh, if it's not cash, it's like zell or venmo and it's like i'll just leave some cash on the table here.
But uh yeah, i wonder if they like it.
It's uh, i thought it was a fun thing.
It was like a mix of like younger couples and then extremely old couples.
That's what you want.
That's how you know you're at a fine establishment.
Did the menu change at all dan, or was it just the same?
It was the exact.
Well, i mean, they had like a fold-out menu.
I've got to hear where.
It's like you know it is valentine's day, themed and everything, and it's like, but it's just like sliders and they had limited time triple cheese tots.
I got those.
Those were great.
Um yeah, had a really good time with that.
And then we went to applebee's and got cocktails and then we saw nirvana, the band, the movie, the show, which.
How was that?
Go see that.
I need to go see it so bad.
I've been watching, I've been watching it like clips nonstop for the last four days.
I think it's a very stupid question.
I know the answer now, but this is not actually about Nirvana, huh?
No.
Oh my God.
It is the movie of a show that's been, it was a web series, then it was a show.
Do you know Wee Wednesday?
We shot Wednesday.
I learned very recently that it's those people, and now I'm interested.
And they are geniuses.
They are geniuses.
The show has always been genius.
This movie is right in line with the show.
It is absolutely fantastic.
I talked to Mary Kish, who went in knowing nothing and she thought it was a documentary and that's hilarious if you've seen the movie.
That's so funny.
Okay.
That's great.
That's great.
Incredible stuff.
It's so good.
And also, Matt Johnson, one of the guys, he did that Blackberry movie.
He was.
They're, they're awesome.
I love those guys.
He's extremely talented.
Yeah uh boy, when i was at that tiki bar um, and there were, one of the cocktails was called face off and i i, i start, i texted dan immediately very excited, but then i just kept getting more drunk at the tiki bar and like, kept texting, and then uh made, made us order one so we can get it to and be like look dan, it's a face off like that movie you like?
Ah, he's like.
He's like.
Yeah, that's great mike, I remembered the name of the bar and everything.
You were very excited.
You were better than I did.
I had a lot.
They had another drink there that came in like a diver helmet, and it was like a mule.
It was called the Benz.
That's right.
The Benz.
Like Minds Eye style?
No, not that guy.
Not the face spaghetti game.
No, the internal, your intro spaghetti game.
Yes, where the body gets all smushed together.
Yeah, I want to go see that movie, though.
I want to know not much more about it than the fact it's not a documentary about Nirvana, and then I want to go see it.
It has nothing to do with the band Nirvana.
I think you should just go see that movie.
It has nothing to do with Nirvana the band, though.
Yes, Nirvana the band with two Ns.
Incredible, incredible show.
Seriously, if people haven't seen it, it's one of the best I've ever seen.
It's like I'm getting more excited about it.
Like I'm hearing great things.
But then just going back and watching all those clips, it's like, oh yeah, some people actually are funny, because I'm so used to not like YouTube clips or shorts on like Instagram where it's like oh, this is comedic.
I'm sensible chuckling.
Maybe I'm usually not cracking up and I'll watch it.
Two things from the brand of the band of the show
And it's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
They are literal geniuses.
I put it up there with like Arrested Development or Nathan Fielder's best stuff.
You know, it is like that level of great, which Backlar, are you familiar with the movie at all?
I know about this movie.
Yes.
Do you know like what is a major crux of the plot of the movie?
No.
Okay, I'll just say this.
Back to the Future is a massive part of this movie.
I like Back to the Future.
Back to the Future is at the core of this movie.
Okay, that's funny.
Yeah.
It's very, very, very good.
That's a good movie.
It was honestly like a perfect weekend because it was just like I beat a game.
I wrote a review of a game that will be going up in the near future.
So I basically just played a game the whole weekend and then saw a movie.
Ate White Castle had some drinks.
It was just like that's an ideal three-day weekend.
It's Metroid Prime 4 again.
He gave it two stars this time.
I just can't stop playing it.
It's crazy now that I think about it.
I know it's still early access, but Dan reviewed Lort.
It's very funny now Dan, because you do know every time you review a game it's going to be.
Oh so this is worse than Metroid Prime 4.
I messaged you and I said, I'm fucked.
I just have to retire.
I have to retire.
I'm going to get that question forever.
It's that.
That's going to suck for you, bro.
Anything I don't give five stars to is going to be like oh so okay, so Metroid Prime 4 is better than this.
Okay great yep, great.
That's your life.
Ready for it?
Bring it on, all right.
Uh uh, grub any anything.
Any fun festivities.
We got a heart-shaped pizza from jets uh, that was fun nice, i i also.
I also beat a video game.
And then uh, we made some chocolate covered strawberries.
Like you could buy those and it's super expensive.
Make them at home, that shit's awesome, hell yeah.
And then i just ate that all weekend.
It was good.
Um, I say this not to be sad or a Debbie Downer, but this is my first Valentine's uh uh, being single in quite a while.
And let me tell you, it's okay.
Let me tell you, uh, wow.
You can just fucking do whatever you want when you're single, huh?
Yeah.
I grilled a fish, didn't you?
I grilled a fish.
You were forbidden before.
Exactly.
I couldn't do it before.
I had this small yakitori grill that I bought years ago and like the special charcoal.
I lit that bitch up and then I grilled a fucking fish.
Yeah.
And then do whatever you want.
I had the best advancement in pizza technology.
Dan, you know what I'm talking about.
That's right.
Little Caesar's crazy puffs.
Oh, the puffs.
Oh, there's the one we talked to Jade Cargill about.
Yes.
And I can't get them out of my fucking head.
They're good.
Anyway, Jeff Grubb, how can folks support all of these shenanigans and us over here at Giant Bomb?
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Yeah.
You know if, if you're seeing somebody new, if you start dating somebody and you want to introduce your interest to them, show us, show them us first.
And that would be a good barometer.
You know, hey.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
This this scene right here.
This.
Yes.
The person that had you listen to the podcast, they paid off all of my student loan debt.
Wow.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
It's great.
Folks, let's talk about games.
That was a great intro segment, everybody.
Good job.
Yeah, I'm really proud of it.
10 out of 10.
We're changing the review skill to starbursts, too, by the way.
It would be very funny if we started doing Meltzer stuff where we just start adding stars.
Turns out to go up to eight stars all along.
Of course.
Yeah.
Speaking about the numbers and all that jazz, Dan Riker, you've been playing a game that I think we played on a UPF feels like years ago.
Cinecross.
Yeah, we did it on the Steam Next Fest thing and I think I knew immediately I was going to like it, because I like roguelites and I love any form of Picross.
And in terms of just like standard Picross, just lousy with them.
You know, it's all over the Switch with all the Picross S series and all that stuff.
And then, you know, I still go back and play the 3DS Picross from time to time.
This is a roguelite take on it.
It's like if you haven't kind of Bellatro'd up Picross.
Although it's maybe more like.
It's like Slay the Spire with like it's got the map with the branching paths.
And you can choose like, okay, here's a more difficult puzzle.
Here's a campfire where you can restore some HP.
So, like you do have hp and things like that, you have a timer.
So that's the big thing that changes, like the crosshairs, because i think is a lot of people would see it as like a sudoku or a crossword or something like that.
You take your time with it.
Um, this has a timer, so you have an overall like life timer and once it uh runs down, you start taking hp hits.
So it's very interesting to like.
It's a cool challenge for me because I consider myself like very good at Picross.
And so it is really fun to like, oh, okay, I've only got a minute 40 left on my timer.
And here's a level five difficulty thing.
That's going to be like a 25 by 25 puzzle.
I wonder if I can beat it that fast.
And like you are getting like consumables and things like that.
There are shops.
It's all the like traditional roguelite elements and things like that.
So...
I can pop this thing and get an extra minute, or I can press this thing and it'll like fill in 20 random squares, or this will uncover all the cells in an X pattern or something like that.
So and you are getting artifacts, you know, kind of like the Joker type stuff.
They are not.
I feel like there's less you can do with Picross than you can with poker because, like the artifacts I'll say, aren't quite as exciting as like, the Bellator Jokers.
It is stuff where it's like, OK, every every puzzle is going to have a certain amount of gold cells.
And you can fill.
If you fill these in in time, you're going to get extra gold for the shop and you'll get artifacts to make them last longer or give you more gold and things like that.
Um, it's it.
It's not as exciting as far as the artifact stuff, but even just the timing element of it, i think, adds a ton.
And then you do have your boss fights.
That that's a lot more like bellatro, where it's like there are gimmicks to each boss fight.
So it's like cool okay, this one every once in a while the screen's going to turn red and if you fill in a cell during that, you're going to take an hp hit.
Um, there's ones where like okay, on this boss fight the, the numbers for the clues spin around, so like they're just constantly spinning as you're trying to figure out how many.
Like nine, or is that a six?
Is that yeah?
So oh no, certain things like that.
But um yeah, i will take any twist on picross and i feel like there just haven't been many.
Uh, so i now very much.
Uh, i've enjoyed playing this.
Is there like a narrative?
No, I mean, there's like some flavor, text and stuff.
Like you die and it's like, oh, the light flickered out.
And so, you know, there were like allusions to a campfire and shops and stuff like that.
But there aren't like characters or there's no like cut scene or anything.
But it's not even like inscription, right?
Where it's like, oh, you're going to break away from.
Okay.
I'd say it's as much as a Bellatro, which means pretty much not anything.
Maybe it's got more personality than it has any kind of narrative.
Got it.
This is the 1.0 release, right?
Yeah, it's out now.
Okay, it's out now.
So the idea...
It's not as exciting as some of these other ones, but it doesn't feel like that's going to change.
This game is just what it is, right?
It is, yeah.
And again, I was trying to think, like, you know, what could you do?
Like, with Bellatro, there's just so many different hands and cards and things like that.
I feel like there's just more you can do there.
And Picross is just filling in squares based on what numbers tell you.
So...
You know, I don't think this it's not because this game didn't have good ideas.
I just don't think there's a lot you can do with that format as far as mixing it up with the artifacts and all that stuff.
So it does well with what it can do, you know.
And then last thing like it does the Picross style stuff feel integral or like, could they just like swap this out for like Sudoku, and this game wouldn't change all that much.
Is it like?
Do you feel like they're doing something very specific with the fundamental gameplay of a Picross game?
Yeah.
I mean, they're, yeah, because it is stuff about like, you know, your, your abilities and your consumables and stuff are like, you can choose like a dot on the grid and it'll fill in a five by five around it.
Or, you know, the X pattern, something like that.
Where it's like Sudoku is always just that kind of like you know, three by three, nine by nine, thing you know across can be all sorts of different configurations and stuff like that.
Dan, I've seen you absolutely murder at a game of Picross and Sudoku.
Has a Rubik's Cube ever caught your interest at all?
Yes.
Yes.
Listen, I love logic puzzles.
And as a child when they would send me off to the gifted school every Monday.
They just surround you with logic puzzles.
So it's a bunch of like, oh, this person can't sit next to this person.
This person has to have a red shirt, this person, whatever.
And then you got your tangrams.
I love the tangrams.
I was great at logic puzzles, great at the tangrams.
If Picross had been around back then, holy shit, that would have been all for me.
But then they also had Rubik's cubes laying around everywhere.
And try as I might, I would sit there for so long and try to figure that thing out.
And something about just the spatial element of the Rubik's cube.
I could never quite like that.
And the sliding puzzles, like in wind waker.
You know the ones where it's like.
You know, you slide the squares around and you try to make a picture.
Yeah.
Something about that, like I can get like one or two squares where I need it to be.
And then I just, it all gets fucked up when I try to change something.
Like I cannot wrap my head around that.
So I think logic and numbers and things like that, I'm very good at.
I think the spatial type stuff like that, like Rubik's cubes and tile puzzles, I just cannot.
Speaking about spatial awareness, I think this may kill your spatial awareness if you wear it too long.
Gang, not only is it Lunar New Year, it's also Virtual Boy Day.
I drank out of my Virtual Boy mug this morning that I got from the museum.
Of course.
Oh, yeah.
My brother had one of those, but it chipped already because mugs suck.
Oh, wow.
Except our mugs that you can get at store.giantbomb.com.
I wouldn't.
You wouldn't?
They'll probably just break.
Yeah, i feel like if i went to your kitchen mike, i'm gonna find some mugs.
People keep gifting them to me.
I'm not gonna like throw them on the ground in front of them, right?
What am i gonna do, mike?
Take your headphones off real quick.
Okay, let's all get him a mug.
I was just thinking that's it like he shouldn't, because i think it's just funny if we just keep giving him mugs forever now.
Yeah, like every in-person event we go to from here on out, let's get him a mug.
Does he have a po box?
Can we tell everyone to send him mugs?
Yes, we have a shared one.
You can jump in at the front door.
This is what he wants.
You're playing into his plan.
I honestly don't think he would want a bunch of mugs.
Who wants more than two mugs in their house?
Yeah, but Mike lives by himself.
He doesn't need that many mugs.
No.
That's why it's funny.
Exactly.
Okay, cool.
Headphones.
I'm back.
I bet nothing was discussed about me personally.
So the virtual boy gang.
This is where you take your Switch 2 and throw it into like a visor thing, right?
BAMP! it's over there it's okay i i did get mine in i uh put it together so i i'm ready to go oh look at it it is come on it's beautiful i know it's such a good looking piece of hardware i know it became a joke and it's a failure but look at this thing it's it's yeah it's got dodge viper red it just looks like the 90s it is so stupid and i love it so much even like This morning, I sit down at the coffee table and I'm like, here we go.
And like, I never really spent much time playing the virtual way.
Maybe five minutes at a Funkoland in 1995.
And I started playing.
I was like, oh, these games suck.
But I was still so happy.
I was like, this is such a ridiculous thing.
And this thing actually works very well at doing the 3D effect.
It works way better than I expected.
We joke about.
It's a 100 piece of plastic, which it is, but it does do what the Virtual Boy was supposed to do.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
I'll be kind of excited because I never had the Labo VR thing and this will work for Like, Smash Brothers on Switch has a kind of VR mode.
It just makes it really 3D.
I want to try that.
Yeah, and it works in this Virtual Boy thing.
I'm like, okay, I'll do that.
Sure.
I...
Odyssey's, I think, is just like Mario runs around the beach.
I guess I didn't explore it too much, but I think it's just like, isn't this fucking crazy?
And I'm like, oh, okay, that's it.
So, kind of disappointed.
I can't get this Virtual Boy app to download.
I'm going insane.
I spent $100 on this thing.
People are, like, clogging the pipes?
I don't think it's... I have no idea.
Probably not.
When I...
Nintendo servers are shut down because of Virtual Boy.
That'd be crazy.
But no, I get through the eShop and then it's like, all right, click the button, free download.
And then it's like, all right, air every time.
It's frustrating.
Is this true?
Chat says that you can play all of Breath of the Wild in VR.
I believe that's true.
I believe that's true.
I think that's true.
Would I be able to do that in this Virtual Boy?
Because that sounds like an unbelievably fun and stupid thing to do.
Have you taken the red filter off yet to see like uh, just the raw pixels?
No no, i have not.
Yeah yeah, because they're gonna sell different filters, i think, or give you the where you have different filters.
Yeah, they're going to have different filters.
So like when you play it on.
Remind me, can you play these games on the app without like any of this stuff?
Or is this like, no, we're not going to do this.
How is that supposed to work?
So you can't play it docked, which was one of the stories we were talking about in the news.
Let's just talk about it now.
You can't play it docked.
But when you take it out of the dock you can boot it up, but it's going to be the two eyes as small little screens side by side.
And there's a thing you can do to make them a little bit bigger, but they still look pretty.
Incredible.
I am going to load up Breath of the Wild on Switch 2 and try it in VR or live on the show.
Oh, yeah.
Please, please.
Wonderful.
Perfect.
We've got to figure out if we can somehow output this thing to a capture card too.
While we're looking at it,
I don't know, we can't because you can't play it while docked.
So we'll just have to come up with a way.
Let's just play some virtual boy games, it'll be fine okay sure, sure.
You can't use the home button while it's in the virtual boy.
How do you get back and just saying like you can't do this?
Wait a second, don't you have?
You know, isn't their home button on your joy cons?
Yeah, I'm hitting it on the controller and it's saying you can't go to the home screen because it's in virtual mode.
Is this only a virtual boy now?
Yeah, you bricked it.
It's a perma-virtual boy now.
You have to tap to close, people are saying.
Tap.
It's a tap close.
That's insane.
Okay.
There it is.
All right, we're back.
All right, I'm loading it.
So have y'all gotten the chance to play any of the Virtual Boy games?
Yes.
The first one I loaded up was 3D Tetris, which... Yeah, that's not good.
It's not good at all.
And the frame rate's real bad.
Then I played Tolero Boxer, which I was like, ooh, Punch-Out style.
Tolero Boxer, yeah.
And it was also not very good.
I tried all of them and they were all not very good, except for Wario.
Land seemed like there might be something there.
Wario Land's great.
That's the one that's the most like the original Wario Land and Game Boy.
Because after that one which is mostly an action platformer, after that the series became kind of, you know, very puzzle exploration based, which is great.
But this one's fun because it's more like that original.
Is Mario Clash on there?
I know some people don't like Mario Clash.
It's not there.
It's only like seven or eight maybe right now, because that was the first one I wanted to load up and I did not see it there.
And do we not have Jack Bros yet?
No, not yet.
Okay.
Excuse me?
You heard me.
Jack Bros.
Toy-Con VR goggles on.
Oh, my God.
This is insane.
Okay.
Yep.
There you go.
It splits Breath of the Wild into virtual mode.
That's weird.
Are each of those images a smaller resolution now?
It has to be.
It's got the red filter.
It's working, but it's all red filter.
You have to.
Virtual Boy Breath of the Wild is insane.
Oh, my God.
Man.
Okay.
That's incredible.
Okay.
He looks so happy.
Is this headset sold out on the site?
For me, it says I've reached my limit, so it won't let me check.
Yeah, I don't know.
They had a second wave come out that was for sale for a bit, so I'm not sure if you can still easily procure one of these things.
Normally, I get a little bit of FOMO when you hooligans go rush out and buy a Nintendo thing.
Don't fear this.
Absolutely.
This is not one of those things, though.
This is one of those five year age gap things where it's like oh, I had one of those with my girlfriend because she's like five years younger than me.
And it has not ever felt even remotely like oh, there's some kind of difference between us, until episode one came up during this weekend.
She's like, I like that.
I'm like, oh, no.
I love episode one.
Yeah, exactly.
Same demo.
There we go.
Explain how the red filter, is this a physical thing that's in here?
Yes, you can take it out.
That's what I'm saying.
You can take it out.
Okay, I'm going to try.
I don't know what it is.
I haven't taken that out of mind yet.
Although I am confirming Breath of the Wild completely works in VR with this thing.
Incredible.
They're going to have other colored filters.
Physical filters.
Okay.
What am I even looking for in this thing?
I don't know where this thing is, so I would take it out.
But I know it's a physical filter you can take out.
I know it doesn't really make any sense, but it'd be so funny if Half-Life Alyx comes to the Virtual Boy before it comes out on PlayStation VR 2.
There's a world where it could happen.
Apparently, poor from the bottom, Dan.
There absolutely is not a world where that could happen.
Absolutely not.
Actually, no.
I don't know, Grub.
I don't know.
Just absolutely not.
As Dan continues to futz around with virtual reality, speaking about other horrors inflicted onto your eyes.
Jeff Bacalar, you did a quick look last week of Re-Edible.
I did.
And that game is scary.
That game is all right.
All right.
Alright, moving on.
I'm really digging it.
I've hit a couple points where I was trying to play it while I was away on my ROG thing, and I don't think this is actually a game where I'm like no, I'm not going to play this on my handheld.
I don't know what it is.
Maybe there's.
I think things might just be a little too small and I'm kind of just squinting to having to notice little areas that you're meant to explore and sort of trigger and activate.
It's the first time I played a game where I'm like I'm really in love with it on a big screen and then when I bring it to the portable, I'm just like oh, this is kind of almost unplayable for me, which is a new experience for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that was pretty wild.
But no, Re-Animal is made by the team, the pedigree behind Little Monsters 1 and 2.
It is a short... Nightmares?
I'm sorry, what did I say?
Little Monsters?
I meant Little Nightmares.
Okay.
Little Monsters is the Howie Mandel Monsters Under the Bed movie.
That's right.
Just in case we want to get a trade here.
Yes, Little Nightmares 1 and 2.
So, yeah, they have really brought that same kind of energy to this game.
You play as sort of like a brother and sister pair, looking for your friends in this sort of like hellscape.
Was Howie Mandel the blue guy?
I'm sorry.
Who's the blue guy?
Fred Savage, right?
Yeah, Fred Savage.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Continue.
You know, it's just so funny.
I think about that movie and it's like man.
It didn't really impact me because it was just so like cartoon not cartoony, but just like, very obviously like puppets and all this other crap.
And I just feel like Modern sensibilities would reject that in such an awful way.
Uh, whatever you go watch that, uh, for filming forties.
Actually, that's not a bad show for that.
Um, okay.
So little nightmares one and two, this is real.
It is again.
It is the same kind of style um, where you are kind of exploring, like i said, the deepest, darkest sort of nightmare uh, locales and whatnot.
The people in this world are like you know, you're sort of meant to felt like a child, similar to little nightmares, but the people in this world are just like these sort of like exaggerated and like overly tall sort of deformed freaky.
You know things.
It's just the right energy that i want and it's a lot of.
The gameplay is fun there's.
There's an interesting amount of Fun kind of platforming, a little bit of trial and error, where you're kind of trying to make your way through a certain spot, not unlike what your time is sort of like in Limbo and Inside.
But yeah, I think this is a really nice surprise.
I kind of went into this with a little bit of trepidation, not really knowing if they're going to stick the landing, but you know, almost probably halfway through this thing now and really, really digging it.
Um, if you are like me and you want to be uh, in a world like this outside of halloween time, this should be right up your alley.
Uh, when i was watching i was like, scrubbing through the quick look back, a lot there's like are there?
Is this like a co-op game or do you just have like a person following you So you can play it single player?
A game like this, I've not done the co-op.
I feel like maybe one day, I don't know.
But you can do co-op where one of you know you each sort of control one of the brother or the sister players.
Um, if you play it single player you, you have that kind of like Ico relationship where you know you you, you tell your partner to stay here or flip a switch, call them to you, that kind of thing.
Um, I have not experimented with that, so I can't really speak to what that sort of, uh, plays like.
Um, for me, it's like these games, I just want to be myself, be by myself.
Right.
I guess that kind of makes sense with the kind of atmosphere and whatnot.
Yeah.
But yeah, they do offer that, which I thought was a cool little feature.
Yeah, it's dope.
I think it's a bit of a surprise.
It's actually reviewing a little better than I thought it would, which I think is interesting.
Um, and yeah, I, I am into it.
I, uh, a full recommendation from me.
Go check out re animal.
So you said I think you kind of like talked about this a little bit that it's not just like walking through cinematic spaces.
It's also like, Oh no, it's still a refined platforming game as well.
They try to walk in both spaces.
Yeah, there is that.
There's a light puzzle solving.
You are meant to kind of figure out how to progress.
It is a diorama in the way that you make it to a room and then you kind of have to act quick or a section act quick and kind of figure it out.
I think for people who want to be able to breeze through it, there might be some frustration, because you are meant to die.
You're meant to just not make it through because...
Sometimes you have to think about okay well, you know there's there's, I'm supposed to like stealth hide behind this dumpster but, and then let the big ugly guy pass, but then he has to open up this gate for me.
So there is a bit of like trial and error that um, you know you're you're sort of tasked with uh, with with sort of performing, but um Yeah, it's a mix of like three or four different kind of things, which I think is like a nice kind of balance.
You know, the stealth stuff is not so overwhelming where you're just like.
I'm just sitting here waiting all day.
There is a good amount of puzzle stuff.
There is a good amount of platforming.
And it's fucking weird.
It's fucking weird.
There's goopy, drippy boys.
There's moist, slippery fellas.
Like, it's...
Some visuals are striking.
I think, yeah, I think it's, I think if you were like me, you're going to be well served for sure.
Wow.
Sounds like a great spooky game.
Just like Silent Hill, Townfall would be a great spooky game that I was able to pick up on Fantasy Critic, even though I wasn't here to watch that taco.
I still got that game.
Hooray.
I didn't get Castlevania, though.
Chuck did.
Oh, damn it.
What's the deal with that?
Because I tried to get it and it said like oh, it has to be in a public bidding window or something.
Yeah.
So someone already bid on it.
And so after Thursday it shifts from you could bid on any game to anyone who's made a bid before Thursday.
It's now public and you can go look, see what everyone's bid on.
And now you could try to outbid them.
Oh, okay.
So yeah, I definitely bid on both those games, and it sounds like good.
People paid a lot of money for them, so all right.
Yeah, I feel like I did a lot on Castlevania.
I did pay a good amount.
I don't know what I did for Castlevania.
It was probably like $20 something.
Well, I tried to do three for Castlevania, hoping that no one else tried.
Oh, no, it definitely went for like $20.
I did like $15 or $16 on there.
Yeah, I think I did $17 for Castlevania, so that one went for a lot.
Yeah, I've been able to squeak away with a couple games I'm pleased about.
All right well, speaking about a game or an eco-like game, where you have someone following you.
Jeff Grubb, Mike Minotti, you checked out the demo on the Switch 2 for Pragmata.
Yeah, yeah.
This is actually something I did in the airport yesterday, partly because, like I thought yesterday, I was going to have some time.
Like, I'll play some games to talk about.
And then I was just kind of straight in the airport again.
Like, okay, well, I can at least play this Pragmata demo I've been meaning to do that.
I haven't played a lick of this game.
I know you guys have talked about it before.
You know, I very much like Capcom a lot of the time.
I like the idea here of a kind of sci-fi shooter from them.
This demo was really fun.
It's also like a well put together demo, like there is a demo craft right, and even more like yes, this is going to be pretty snappy.
There's going to be a little bit of like.
It gets right into you know, cut scene of like setting things up.
You're mostly just playing the game.
We picked a very good part of the game to put you into, where you're going to get a a bit of everything.
You're gonna get the combat, you're gonna get the hacking, you're gonna get a smidge of the lore, you're gonna get a boss fight at the end and it's all over in like 30 minutes or something.
Very good demo Yeah, just like this core idea of they're doing this kind of tile-based hacking, like a hacking minigame in some immersive RPG or something.
Like Syndicate, yeah.
Yeah, but at the same time you are actually shooting an enemy and you have to dodge his attacks and things like that.
Yeah. that base mechanic feels fantastic.
And if they can kind of explore that mechanic and make it interesting across like an eight hour, 10 hour adventure, I think this game is going to hit pretty good.
I also checked it out just to see how it was running on the Switch.
RE Engine, great on Switch too.
This game runs really well.
It looks surprisingly well.
It looks good.
There's like a little bit like oh, I bet this little girl's hair looks better on the PlayStation 5 Pro, but also whatever.
I'll get over it.
Yep, like, you know the weak points and that's it.
That's the main one that you're going to see often.
And, you know, I bet it has some, like, slowdown and very specific spots.
That's just how these things go.
But it's like, man, you could totally play this game on a Switch 2, no problem.
When is Pragmata coming out?
It has to be soon, right?
April something something.
It's always been weird to me that that game is coming out after Resident Evil 9 for some reason.
Because it was just announced so much earlier than it.
But yeah, I'm very excited for that full release.
Now, I could play it on Switch.
I bet I still want to play it on PC.
But it absolutely runs well enough on there.
It comes out April 24th.
I think that's what I was just trying to get is like, if someone plays this game, are they really getting a lesser version, or they're getting the same game but a little less?
Like, there's a distinction.
Yeah.
And it's definitely the latter.
It's definitely like oh, you will have played the same game as anyone playing on a super powerful PC or whatever.
Mm-hmm, there's also like you you, when you hack a lot, you fill up your super hack meter and then like, does like the camera zoom in on the little girl hacking?
It just reminds me a lot of the team up move in Kingdom Hearts 2 with Tron yeah hacks, and I was very much like that.
So hell yeah yeah, first it's a Mega Man game, now it's a Tron game.
No no no, it's a Kingdom Hearts game.
That's right.
Yeah um, it's like.
I think when they first show this game i was like oh, that's interesting, we'll see.
I don't know, you know, this might be like another, you know, a path of the goddess, a cute little experiment and probably pretty good game.
People love path of the goddess.
But yeah, like you know, like that.
But i'm like yeah this, who knows, there might be something here like i am already in the mindset of, i bet we see a pragmata too someday.
I think for sure I like the look of the Pragmata little exoskeleton mech suit you jump into.
It's got a nice heft to it.
Yeah, it has that kind of clean but sort of realistic sci-fi look that I enjoy.
And I love little booster boots.
I love the little hovering and the slow falling.
Yeah, he's got the Yoshi hover jump.
Yeah, I like the boots.
Good stuff.
Boots to the ground.
That's right, boots to the ground.
Mikey, you've also spent a lot of time, and I have spent some time, playing the new old Overwatch.
I am having more fun with Overwatch again than I have had in a long time.
That's good to hear.
Yes, but definitely since before it became Overwatch 2 and now it's just Overwatch again.
That's fine.
But they added five new characters at once and I think all of them are good, which is shocking to me.
They are all fun in different ways.
The cat, man, the cat is crazy.
Jetpack cat could just fly as much as it wants.
There's no cooldown on that.
It has like a booster thing that recharges, but the cat can fly anywhere, can shoot at people and it heals friends, hurts enemies.
You could tether friends with it, and that's fun.
When you do your ultimate, it's kind of this dive bomb.
And the closest enemy, you hit the dive bomb, they're tethered to you for a bit against their will.
And there was one map where there's just a cliff and I was just dive bombing onto the tank and just flying over the cliff.
And then after a bit, it was a little bit like that Jeff Shark in Marvel Rivals.
It was a little bit like that, right?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to kill the tank here every time with this one.
That's the one who's being called for nerfs the most, is the Jetpack Cat at the moment.
People seem to hate Jetpack Cat, yeah.
But we'll see.
In the couple matches that I've been able to play, that Jetpack Cat is always just zipping around just because it can.
That and the hamster.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, the counter for Jetpack Cat would be I could hit scan DPS.
I can just shoot it.
But, you know, it's a small target.
It moves pretty fast.
So it's difficult.
But, boy, it's fun.
Even the other healer as well.
It's like this dude with a kind of, you know, excuse my lack of other.
Let me say it.
Let me say it.
Let me say it.
A Raiden hat.
Thank you.
Well, it's right in half, but it has Kung Lao properties because it bounces between your friends when you throw it and that's how you heal people.
Yeah, that's fun.
Right.
And he also has this chain ability that just slows down enemies.
So it's great for enemies who are kind of diving into the team.
You just hit them with this chain, and they're slow, and you headshot them, and they'll die.
So that's really nice.
Two new DPS.
The one guy is basically a Master Chief as a character with a moveset.
So first, you just have the frag grenade, right?
Somehow we don't have nobody who just push the button to throw a normal grenade.
So he's got that.
He's got this burst rifle, but he also pushes shift and he brings out like a pistol that you could shoot as fast as you can hit the button, basically.
And you're also faster while you have that.
And then his all is super strong where he becomes possessed by a demon, goes up in the air.
It could just like rain down destruction for for a little bit.
Uh the, the other uh, damage dealer is like fire base and she's fun cause.
She is sort of a dive character where um, she kind of has you know one move that gets in there just like a dash, that you can push this E button where you're invulnerable.
You're just shooting fire over the place.
It could dash back out.
And if enemies are on fire, then they kind of take ticking damage for a while.
Um uh.
So she's like there's a simplicity to it i really like, but it is super fun.
Then the tank domina is one of the best oh yeah game, just super, super fun, also pretty powerful right now.
Who knows if she's getting um nerd, but she has this like beam that like shoots like you know.
It's just like a beam but it has this burst at the end.
So it's like so you want to track enemies but you want to really make sure you're on them, or even on their head for the headshot when they're.
It feels so satisfying.
She's got this little crystal laser that is like a grenade.
It'll blow up.
She can push people against the wall.
If they hit a wall, they're stunned.
They go whoosh.
She's hot as well.
They're all hot now.
They're all hot.
She's pretty hot.
Mike, I think the last time I had seriously played a little bit of Overwatch was when Wrecking Ball the hamster got added.
Wow, yeah.
That's same, yeah.
Yeah, so there is a huge gap of there are so many rows of characters now when I redownloaded Overwatch.
And I just decided to jump in with who I thought was the hottest.
And, of course, it was a big sword lady, Vendetta.
Vendetta, yeah.
And, you know, I've been playing a lot of Marvel rivals.
Magic is another character I play a lot of, just because I think it's interesting to have a melee character in a character shooter game.
And there's parts of Marvel rivals where I feel like you are definitely at a disadvantage playing a heavy melee character.
But the kit on Vendetta specifically, I feel like it's so well done that I never felt like I was at a disadvantage because she's primarily a melee focus character.
But there are ways to kind of skirt around that, to get her to just like dive in and be useful in the game or at least to finish people off.
Yeah, it's just a pretty well-designed game, it turns out.
And I've been hearing kind of rumblings for a bit that people have been happy with the state of Overwatch for like a year.
And it is fun going back because there are a lot of characters I just have not really played that much of.
Like, there's Juno, who's a healer, and she kind of looks like an 80s anime space girl.
And she kind of has hover boots.
Again, I like hover boots.
It's a good thing.
And she's just a ton of fun.
Like they don't have very many bad characters, even though there's so many of them.
Now in my mind I'm like how are you, you know, handling all these characters?
How's it not an unbalanced mess.
It's pretty good.
Plus, if you play on comp, there is a ban system now, so when characters do become a problem, everyone's just gonna ban them.
So Vendetta actually is pretty strong sometimes because of her dive thing, so she just gets banned a lot, which sucks if you want to play Vendetta, I suppose.
I think Domina is getting banned a lot, same with Jetpack Cat at the moment, but then you have quick play if you just really want to play as people.
Mike, when do they add the kind of like perk system?
I forget what it's specifically, I don't know because like, when I jump back into I was like what is this?
And at first I was like I don't know if I like and it's actually pretty fun.
So and it's just basically, when a match happens at two different points, you get to pick one of two perks and they're kind of minor ish things, but they could be a bigger deal, like that Juno character I was talking about.
She has this kind of blaster that again it's like spurts and And one of the perks is as long as I'm hovering.
It's just a constant stream.
Now I still might have to reload, but all of a sudden I can go and like, really do either burst damage or burst healing, depending on you know.
And sometimes it's like, hey, this dash ability has, you know, extra, you know, distance to it.
Or this has, yeah.
So it's just things like that.
And you don't have to think, you know, it's not like a full on Dota now.
It's like there's 15 choices.
I have to look up a guide to see what I need to do.
It's, you know, one of two choices.
You just hold down alt and right click or left click on mouse and keyboard and you pick the thing and it's just a nice kind of little bonus as the match gets deeper into it.
Fantastic.
We should play some Overwatch on the website.
Yeah.
I think so.
That'd be fun.
Tons of characters that just shoot guns as well, if you don't want to focus on any of the abilities.
I think there was a bit where every new character came out and they would have like 10 abilities and five passives and they were kind of super complicated, maybe over-designed to me.
And a lot of these new characters, Jetpack Cat's pretty complicated.
You know, again, the guy who's basically just, you know, Halo man.
I'm like, yeah, I like, you know, because I like Soldier 76 a lot, a character with a gun.
Basically, that's right.
He's a Call of Duty character, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that was Mr. Call of Duty, now we have Mr. Halo.
I'm like, yeah, the game still needs characters that mostly just kind of shoot things.
It feels good still.
Yeah, I forget the character's name Mike, but she is pretty much just pulled straight from Vanquish, where one of your abilities is like a power slide and then you jump out of it and you get like a boost in the air.
Yeah, that was Sojourn, I think.
Sojourn, yeah.
She was the one that was like there when they did the Overwatch 2 switch.
Right, exactly.
It was like yeah, I'm like certainly if I cared, my mom was like I'll just play Soldier and just kind of shoot people.
A bit more straightforward like, and that'd be fine.
Lots and lots of fun.
Just like based off of the title of this game.
Jeff Grubb, I don't know if you've been having a lot of fun because you put on here.
Listen up.
We tried to make those games even more extreme.
Some things have to be learned the hard way.
Yeah, this is a sequel to like, hey, listen up, you wanted those games, so we made them.
Now let's see you clear them.
Of course, the classic.
The classic, which is a collection of...
Real versions of those fake mobile game ads.
Oh, right.
So, like when you like, a meta for mobile game advertising right now, which is all about user acquisition, is you show an ad with gameplay that someone's you show now with gameplay and you make sure it's bad gameplay, someone messing up in the game, like the pin-pulling one, which we don't see much of anymore, but there used to be ads of a Minotaur sitting over there and there's gold here, but there's lava there.
If you just pull the one that has gold, you'll get gold.
So why the fuck is this guy in this ad pulling the lava and killing the Minotaur?
It's stupid.
I need to go play this game to show them how dumb they are.
Well, when you go to play, those games turns out, in most cases they have almost nothing to do with the ad you saw and they're much more like you're.
You have a village, you're trying to upgrade over time and then maybe there's a bonus game seven hours in.
That's like that thing you saw in the ad, maybe.
Oh my god.
So this collection is, i know right, exhausting.
That's the world.
I don't want to be around anymore.
It sucks.
And so this collection is a paid game where they're like no, we just actually made all those games from the ads, including the one i got, this one for, which is the little soldiers yeah, moving left and right, shooting enemies and then going through the math gates.
Yeah, it's the math gates!
I get that all the time and I'm like I kind of want to play this, but I know if I push the button that should let me play this, I won't get to play it.
Exactly, like I've...
I put it off for so long and then I eventually did fall for it.
And I was so disappointed.
And so I saw this.
I'm like, I need to make amends and go pay someone who actually did work here.
And it's great.
And it's a little bit more challenging because they're not just trying to keep you on the treadmill of playing the game for forever.
So you'll get kind of complicated math gates where it's like, divide by five or subtract by like 50.
And you have to like real quick, do the math.
Like how many characters, how many people do I have?
What would be worse?
And that's kind of, it's a fun little problem to solve.
So, It's great on Steam Deck.
This is not some high art, but it is a fun example of like can you take these things that are very simple, very basic and kind of meant to be slopped to like capture people in a trap online and make a good game?
Can you, like, find the good game design?
And usually, yes.
Like, that's what this collection has proven.
I haven't tried a lot of the other games that are in there.
They have some other ones, but this is definitely the mode I wanted to play, and it works.
It's well done.
Lovely, lovely.
Fantastic.
Speaking about games that are simple and fun.
Dan Riker, you've been playing the opposite of that a game that is very complicated.
It is fun, but very, very long. you checked out and have been checking out Mugenics.
Yeah, we have a longer, we did a quick look EX with the creators.
And so check that out if you want to see kind of me and Mike go more in depth with how these runs go and everything.
But I want to bring up two specific things that like Point to like why I love this game because you can break it in ways that if it broke all the time, I think it would be too much.
But like I'm over 50 hours in, Bonk is over 50 hours in and we both have gotten like one run that broke the game in a super fun way.
So, like mine was, I had an active ability for my cleric that throws a blessing which is like a crucifix thing.
And it gives you like one shield of damage, no matter how much the damage is.
And then I had a passive that shared any pickups that I got with my entire team.
So every start to the round I could throw the damage you know the crucifix thing pick it up and then all of my team would have it.
So all of my team is invincible for one hit at least.
And I can stack on top of that.
Now, I also had a ranger that had a passive that had double trap effects and everything.
And I had a bunch of stuff that like created spider traps.
So anytime I killed an enemy, like eight spiders would come out.
Normally it would be four.
But all of those barriers, the crucifixes also gave all of those spiders one thing.
So, like every single first round I had in that game was me making all of my characters invulnerable, spawning a million spiders and making all the spiders invulnerable.
And then it's just a matter of watching it play out, with all these spiders going to all the enemies and killing them all.
And I didn't get touched that entire run.
I just destroyed everything.
And it felt incredible.
Again, if that was every run or even every 20th run, I think that would suck.
But it was incredible.
Bonk had one that was really cool.
She had one cat that basically became immortal because she had a passive called Singularity that made everything one.
So she had one HP, one mana, would take one damage all the time.
But she also had an item that made it, so anything that did one damage to her would make it zero damage.
So the cat could only take one damage, but also had an item that made one damage equal zero damage.
So you literally could not hurt this cat.
So, yeah, it's just so awesome.
And the way the game works out too.
Where it's like later on in the game, like dozens of hours in, it introduces this thing, where it's like your retired cats can fight.
And so it's like then you can kind of build this dream team of just like OK well, that cat's basically immortal.
This one works really well with that one's abilities.
So I know next time I have to fight this boss character that comes around every once in a while, I've got the team put together for it.
And it's just tremendous.
It's just every run.
It's a perfect plane game.
I've been flying a decent amount lately and like just flights fly by with it.
How many hours would you say you've put into it now, Dan?
It's over 50.
I haven't checked since my flights and stuff.
I bet I'm over like 70 or something now.
And I still feel like I have so, so much more to go.
And that's not just a feeling like that's real, right?
Like the understanding here is there is hundreds of hours of gameplay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could absolutely see that.
And I'm not slowing down remotely on it.
Well, going from talking about mutating small creatures to other small creatures, perhaps pocket monsters, we've decided to stuff them into a pinball machine because Jeff Bacalar, Pokemon pinball.
I want to thank everyone on the internet.
Sending me news and information that there is a Pokemon.
Nothing in the pinball world happens without you finding out 50 times right away.
Exactly.
And it's the combined effort of all these random strangers that made me fully aware that there's a pinball machine coming out called Pokemon Pinball.
That's right, folks.
It's here.
Gotta catch them all.
And by them, I mean... pinballs, catch all the pinballs inside the pinball machine.
Um, it's here.
I think we, I think we talked about this.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I want to see, like five or six months ago, where you know I I knew it was coming out, but there was, there was rumors and I felt like Oh, we could talk about the rumors.
It's all good.
Um, Yeah, this thing's out.
I've talked to people who've played it.
They are impressed.
It's the newest game from Stern.
I believe it starts shipping next month.
And you know, it's like it's kind of crazy, right.
I guess my thing is like i've not seen a reaction to a pinball announcement like this in a very long time.
It makes a lot of sense, right.
It's like obviously the most popular uh ip like ever right, i mean uh i, i won.
I can't even imagine what a license like this costs, like that's kind of where my mind goes.
I'm like what do you think it costs?
Yeah,
Right.
Yeah.
A lot.
A lot.
Right.
There's a collector, a limited edition that they are numbering.
And I think people are going 700 of them.
Yeah.
750 or something like that.
750 for $13,000.
Yep.
And it's crazy that I think certain people like want certain numbers, because that equates to like the Pokemon number.
Nerds.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
These fucking nerds.
These fucking nerds.
Man, just from those tables, that's $10 million in revenue.
Like, that's... Yeah, man.
So, like, you gotta imagine, like, maybe it's $2 million to license Pokemon.
I don't know.
I gotta imagine.
Maybe it's more.
It's gotta be a lot, yeah.
So, you know, I don't know.
I don't I don't claim to know the answer to that question.
It's not on my it's out of my purview.
But yeah, the you know, have you guys seen the design of the play field?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Awesome.
I've been watching.
I love that.
It's.
Because I'm old, I like that it's very original, 151-themed.
It's kind of – it's taking off in the anime specifically.
Like one of the big centerpiece things is the Meowth hot air balloon kind of drops down.
You can hit it, and I love that.
That's fantastic.
I love the little master ball is what you grab onto for the kind of –
The Launcher.
The Plunger?
Yeah, the Plunger.
Is that what it's called?
The Plunger.
Yeah, I don't know if that's in all of the versions.
So like all pinball games, there's a small, medium, and large, right?
There's a pro, a premium, and a collector's.
At least how Stern sort of categorizes it.
I...
It might be in all of them.
I don't know.
Usually that's the thing that they reserve for like the premium or above.
But yeah, I think it's like.
You know, the hardest thing with all this is like yeah, the theme inclusion is a tough sort of thread to needle.
And then it's like, is the game fun?
And by all accounts, it looks really fun.
Obviously, the objective is to battle and capture Pokemon.
Sure.
From what I understand, they will be adding more.
It's going to be updated.
They update games.
Now that each one of these games is connected to the internet, they can change the rule set and they can change around the video screen and the graphics and the music and stuff like that.
This thing is going to be great.
I've been in touch with my buddies at Stern.
I think I'll get my hands on one maybe this summer.
That'd be awesome.
I'm coming over.
You guys are more than welcome to fly out and stay in my murder basement while we play Pokemon Pinball.
Sean and I will camp out.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Yeah, it's very exciting.
I'm super jazzed about it because, you know, all these things really do kind of like add to the generalized interest in the game.
And I think you know this one.
I'm curious to see them in the wild and see like what the attention is right.
Because this is a game where you're like this is the first, this is going to be the first pinball machine for a lot of places right yeah, you know what i mean.
Like this is an easy sell.
Where it's like oh, we've never had an arcade, but let's get pokemon pinball in here.
Oh, i can.
That's like such an easy sell right, i could see so many card stores opening up.
Jeff that like will buy this because i'm saying hey, you want to come in for pokemon cards?
While you're waiting in line, hopefully no one gets stabbed go play the pokemon pinball game.
Exactly i, you know, for people who are trying to get that collectors edition, i just, or the limited, i forget how they categorize it's just, you're just not gonna the limited you, i just don't think you're getting it like, sorry to deflate your uh, your balloon there, but these things are going to be a really hot commodity.
But uh, it's nice.
The limited edition, they like it's painted purple all the legs and everything, it's got led lights and like the sides and stuff like that.
They really go all out for those limited.
But um Yeah, there it is.
It's happening.
It starts at, yeah.
Oh, I was going to say I had a pinball story to share with you that I was waiting for the pods because
Oh my gosh, Jan, your first pinball story?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've played pinball at your house.
But not a story.
Sure, sure, sure.
I was celebrating a friend's birthday over the weekend at one of these barcades we have here in San Francisco.
And let me tell you Jeff, this is one of those where it's like okay, there's a DDR machine, there's time crisis, all your classic ones.
But at the pinball corner...
It was absolutely packed with sickos because people were like actually putting a token on the machine saying like no, I got next after you.
And then my friend disappeared for a while.
She's not super into games, but, you know, a barcade is a fun place to have a birthday.
I'm looking around before I'm dipping out in home.
Girl is like eyes dead set focused.
She is in the zone playing the Foo Fighters pinball machine and Damn.
And I didn't realize she had quickly become a pinball sicko and had come to this barcade every other week to play this specific Foo Fighters pinball machine.
I believe it.
That's awesome.
I mean, it's I don't know.
I don't know why I have this sickness.
I just I was born with it.
It's good.
I like born this way.
Um yeah no, that's a great game.
Um yeah, i think.
Uh i oh, and mike, i looked at the site.
Apparently the limited is the only one that comes with the pokeball.
That's how they get you.
They know we want that master ball.
We gotta pull on a master ball.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but uh, check it out.
The play field is gorgeous.
They really did an unbelievable, awesome yeah, unbelievable job designing this thing.
I was searching real quick to see more about it and it's very funny.
You're right.
The Pokemon fans are coming here, and they're like, Well, let's see how much this thing costs.
And they're really shocked at the cost of pinball tables.
It's like, oh, honey, this it's not for you.
Oh, yeah.
Like as if any Pokemon freak would be surprised by the cost of anything.
That's what I thought.
But it's like they're like even compared to the cards.
This is expensive.
Like, yeah, it's a pinball machine.
You're supposed to be making revenue off of it for the next like five years.
Yes, it's owner-operators, yeah.
I think you are going to see obviously, just like with everything Pokemon, you are going to see resellers.
Oh, God.
I was talking to a buddy of mine.
Anthony, friend of the site, was saying that people are already relisting their numbered ones on the biggest pinball marketplace.
It's a place called Pinside.
And it's just you know.
These things are going to start fetching insane amounts of aftermarket pricing.
And it's just like, yeah, you know.
Jake Paul's going to get one or whichever one likes Pokemon.
Logan Paul, maybe.
It doesn't matter.
They're barely human.
I'm glad one of their jaws is broken.
Yeah, whoopsie daisy.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's wild.
Also wild.
Did you guys see?
I don't know Grubb, you probably were the only one watching USA Hockey over the weekend.
Did you see that Pokemon sponsored the intermission report?
Oh, I saw this too.
They've been sponsoring almost the entire Olympics, those segments, for a bunch of different sports.
Yes, it's kind of, yeah, it's kind of wild.
I mean, it's 30th anniversary stuff.
They're going to have Pokemon Day later this month.
But yeah, and they're just doing the commercial from the Super Bowl over and over.
Like, that's the ad campaign.
I was just so wild.
I was like watching the US vs Germany and they were like we'll be right back after the Intermission Report brought to you by Pokemon.
I'm just like, huh, I guess that's kind of cool.
It's better than like when it's like a prescription company, where it's like Eli Lilly or whatever the fuck the company's called.
100%.
I'll take it all day.
So that was a fun little thing to see happen.
But yes, I don't think we are prepared for just how much 2026 is possibly the year of Pokemon.
Yeah, you're right.
I think Pokemon Day is really going to illuminate just how much Pokemon is going to be happening.
It's like in 10 days, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
Pokemon Worlds this year is going to be here in San Francisco.
Oh, wow.
That's right.
God, I have to weasel my way in.
And I wonder if they're actually going to have any of those machines, uh, I almost guarantee it.
Like these things find their way.
You know, they always build like 10 prototypes that are just meant to be shipped everywhere and on display everywhere.
And I'm sure that'll be like part of the thing.
Um, You know, I was I had you know, I only saw the reveal of the play field like last week.
And you know everyone's, it's always like, like I said in the beginning, it's like is this going to play well?
Right.
Like is it because a lot of things get designed?
And you see it and you're like oh, is this going to shoot?
Well,
Are these shots going to be like reliably accurate?
Like, can I do this thing?
And you know, sometimes I believe it's a two flipper design where there's only the two at the bottom of the play field.
Just looks good.
Just looks like it's going to really be an overall kind of like smooth kind of gameplay loop.
And I'm, I'm really excited to see how it, how it plays.
And the best part obviously, is like also, you know the, the video integration and what they all did with the toys on the play field.
Like I'm pumped.
I, I can't wait to see it.
I'll probably see you.
You'll probably start seeing it in the wild in the next month or so.
Lovely.
Exciting.
Very exciting.
Jeff Grubb, last game here on the docket.
I need to ask you if it has gotten exciting.
We checked this out last week on UPF.
God of War, Sons of Sparta.
Yeah, this is a pickle.
This game, what is this thing?
It's a pickle?
Pickle Kratos.
Pickle Kratos.
It's Pickle Kratos, right?
He's so wacky.
He wants to get that sauce from McDonald's.
That's right.
I am playing this thing and it's a Metroidvania and I like Metroidvanias and everything else about it is kind of like low-key, repulsive.
Repulsive?
I don't like looking at it.
There's something gross about just looking at it.
Yeah it's it's it's, it's a, so it is like 25 d, even though it doesn't look like it, because the characters are clearly 3d models that have had a filter placed on top of them to make them look more pixelated.
And it, and it doesn't like, it's trying to be like hey, we are both a modern game and a retro game and it's like what fucking retro game you talk about?
Like jaguar like like, is it like?
Is it like the worst possible retro thing you could be pulling from?
I was saying it kind of reminds me of like the Zelda, CDI games and like it has some of that energy to its visuals where it's just so off and weird.
But as a Metroidvania, it's getting solid.
It's getting better.
It's not great.
Like, it's so far away from, like, Metroid Dread.
Like, compare this to Prince of Persia, The Lost Crown.
And it's like that's how Ubisoft was treating its like long-running franchise that it wanted to make a Metroidvania for.
And it made a Game of the Year worthy game versus Sony doing this with God of War.
And I'm just like, how did... do you do this like we're telling sony to be more like ubisoft wow yeah like that's a bad look like why would you do it this way i'm i'm confused it is insane and i said that on the on upf but like if you look at the list of games on megacats websites that they've worked on and there's just a bunch of very like ai looking mobile looking just honestly they just don't They look like a certain type of game, and then all of a sudden they get a God of War game.
And it's like, how the fuck did that happen?
That's insane to me.
And as far as I've been able to just look on the internet, there's not a lot of crossover specifically with Sony and Mega Cat right.
Mega Cat did that WrestleQuest game that was bad, and that wasn't a Sony thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It's baffling.
Yeah, I don't know how it happened.
I and as I'm playing, it's just like, how do these decisions get made?
Like even the decision to play as young pre Kratos.
Kratos where?
Doesn't look or behave like Kratos yet, other than he's kind of stern with his younger brother.
The other aspect is like when I think of God of War, I think of Kratos using the Blades of Chaos.
And here you're grubbed as a weapon change or are you only ever using a spear?
You're upgrading the spear so far there might be other weapons but so far I just have a spear and you know that it's fun but you're right I'm not like doing the stuff that's incredible and like that first God of War where like that combo system with the blades of chaos was so satisfying it's none of that is here.
Is this just not a God of War game and they just made it a God of War?
It is so weird.
It feels that way.
The way they, like, I think it's on the store page.
It was like, God of War meets retro.
And it's like, hang on, you can't just say retro because it's like a side-scrolling Metroidvania.
Like, that's a lot of modern games.
Silksong has that, you know?
Yeah, Silksong would never be like, we're a retro game.
No, it's a very new game that happens to be 2D.
But it can't seem to decide like it's trying to occasionally do retro stuff because, like a lot of times, the music is just that, just like chanting God of War music.
And then you'll fight that boss we fought on UPF, and it's like, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
It's like retro, like, or chiptune stuff or whatever.
What are you doing?
Make up your mind.
If they wanted to do like the Bloodstained Curse of the Moon thing right, and like that's like actually like we're trying to make Castlevania III again, yeah.
Oh, and then it had like really, really shitty scan line filters that you could throw on.
Of course, the classic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then all the characters are kind of like bad.
Like I just haven't enjoyed them yet.
What were you going to ask?
Like, so there is a co-op mode in this, right?
I wonder if that is interesting.
I haven't, I haven't looked at all.
Cause like, yeah, I don't know.
Maybe I'm, maybe I'm wrong.
Cause you know, with his brother, I think like you could play the game with one person is great.
I think I saw people saying that like it listed as a two player game, but people couldn't figure out how to unlock it.
So like that was like the day it came out.
So I don't know if they figured it out by now.
Okay, what Chad here is saying, don't you have to beat the game to do co-op?
Oh, you have to unlock the co-op.
That's weird.
You should just have that.
Oh, it's just for challenges after you beat the game.
Oh, okay.
Well, never mind.
I thought maybe that would be interesting because you know we don't have too many co-op venture venues.
Basically, you've got your Guacamelee 2 and then... And only couch co-op also.
Oh.
I'm just going off what Chad says here, but yeah.
It's an extremely weird game.
It is so weird to the point of like i just wish someone would go tell me exactly how it came to be and why.
Well, you know, god of war is not some like middling franchise that hasn't been footing.
Uh like, why does uh, like horizon get like game after game and gets like this new, like kind of?
You know, i don't know if you love the art style, but that new multiplayer mode at least looks like it had effort put into it and thought, yeah and uh, and this just feels like such an afterthought that i really don't know how we ended up.
Yeah, i mean, because you've been talking about this game, right uh?
And you know, i definitely had a different thing on my mind when you're talking about yes, same god of war, metroid vein.
I don't think this game looks like like, oh god awful, like an embarrassment, right?
I Even that 30.
It looks a bit off.
Even the $30 price tag thing, that's generally what these games do cost.
I know Soak Song was $20.
Soak Song, these games, no, these games cost, like Prince of Persia, that is $30.
Like Nine Souls, it's $30.
That is normally the price for these kind of games.
Yeah, you know, it was when Silksong was 20 other indie people were mad at them like oh, how can we compete?
They can make their games so cheap.
Now, you know, maybe it's $30 for a game that doesn't look good.
That's the issue, right?
But I don't know.
Yeah, part of me is like I like Metroidvania so much I you know, watching Jeff play I'm like I bet I would still enjoy this.
Fine, I'm enjoying parts of it and it is.
I think it's getting better the more I play and the more it's like opening up and getting more abilities and there's less of the setup.
So the game's just kind of going uh, running and jumping around like feels okay, like again, it doesn't feel as good as a dread.
Uh, certainly doesn't feel anywhere close to a silk song, but it's beyond serviceable, it's good.
So i'm i played some more this morning.
I'm gonna stick with it for at least a little bit longer.
I got some other games out of the way, so yeah, yeah when, when we were hearing the rumblings of this, i decided to kind of go back to that psp god of war game i think it's yeah, ghost of sparta.
There's good.
Yeah yeah, that And that was on a PSP.
Those are both very good.
Probably one of the most impressive PSP games.
Like it's right that, you know, yeah, probably that.
And it just seems a weird handling of the franchise, like we've mentioned previously, of giving this to a different studio.
That's super external and the end product being what we get.
I would suggest we've had the conversation now of comparing it to Silksong, Dread, Prince of Persia.
Odds are you already have those other three games. and I think maybe we should just replay Dread.
Even stuff like Mio is newer this year and I don't think a ton of people have probably played that yet and maybe like oh, maybe Mio's no silk song.
It still looks more interesting than this, though.
It is confusing to the point of like, When most people look at this game they do not like, come away wanting to buy it.
And it's like, did that not happen at PlayStation?
Did that not like when they were looking at it, were they just saying well, it's God of War, it needs to look this way.
Because I don't know.
That's not true either.
Like, how does it end up looking like this, to the point where it is so unappealing to the casual viewer that you are just doing a disservice to it by showing it off?
So I yeah it's confusing.
I don't know how Sony ends up with something like this.
There are just so many more interesting places.
You could have set one of these.
You know I realize I probably can't push the story forward with one of these.
It's not going to take place after Ragnarok, but you could have done it in between three and the reboot.
You could even have done it in the middle of like Angry Kratos still and like have one that's, you know, is the Blades of Chaos and the other stuff like that.
I don't know how many people were hankering for 15 year old Kratos game.
Right.
You could do like some, like you could just like make it a.
He falls through a God time hole and time pauses.
So the rest of the story is untouched and he goes into this alternate dimension and fights a bunch of the Greek gods again.
Like, yeah, you can make shit up to make this game look the way you need to make it look.
And it's so far away from that.
They they futz around with the story a little bit with that um, that DLC that they had for Ragnarok Valhalla.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that was after that was, that's like the latest thing we got so far.
God, that mode was awesome.
Actually.
That thing was great.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like you know I get we couldn't do the Egypt thing here or something like that, but maybe you should.
I don't know.
I mean, the game's reviewing better than I thought it would.
It's a 72 on OpenCritic.
So, like I said, it is getting better the more I play it.
I think that's what a lot of reviewers are saying.
Whereas, the more you play it, the more is there.
And so, it starts off kind of at its lowest point.
And by the time you're done, it's a much improved game.
So...
But I'd like I just would not like who's going to be like, OK, but I still hate looking at it.
So I'm not going to buy it now.
Yeah.
And I don't know if we'll talk about High Guard continued weirdness today.
Apparently the site is like down as of when we've been recording.
Someone was saying that to get us hacked.
Yeah.
But, like I think I'm, I think we're all learning that placement in a show definitely matters, because showing God of War, Sons of Sparta way after that Castlevania game I think was a huge disservice.
Yeah.
Because, like, that Castlevania game, I can't stop thinking about it.
Oh, I was waiting for the talkover.
Yeah, they're making a new Castlevania.
Yeah.
That was great.
Yeah.
I'm very excited about that.
And, oh, that Star Wars racing game that I picked.
It looks so good.
And some of you are like, ooh, it's kind of a spicy pick, Mike.
I'm like, ooh, did I blow it?
And it looks good.
It looks awesome.
It looks so good.
Very happy.
All right.
Well, that was a long segment talking about games.
We're going to take a quick, maybe an extended little bricky break here and then we'll get on the other side and talk about news right after this.
This is Jeff Grubb with the news.
Interesting.
Hey yeah, let's do this news and let's start with what is always the most fun thing to start with that Ramageddon.
Ram is expensive.
It's only going to get more expensive and we continue to hear how it's going to affect everything in our lives, but also video game consoles.
PlayStation 6.
Possibly being held on by Sony until 2028 or maybe even 2029 now.
No.
What?
Uh-huh.
This comes from Bloomberg, who's doing reporting on this.
They also say that the Switch 2 is very likely to get a price increase because of this.
It's going to be hard for Nintendo to avoid that.
But yeah, apparently Sony was looking at like 2027 to get things started with the next generation, and now they are pushing that back.
And the popular response to this has been like, Good.
We're going to be happy to stick with the PS5 even longer.
But yeah, this is a generation that's had a lot of reasons to be prolonged after COVID.
And there's still a lot of games getting canceled throughout that time.
So this generation taking a long time to feel like it got started.
And also...
The rush to PS6 in a time where it's like, how are you going to market that?
How are you going to make that feel special?
It's such a huge question mark.
It's like, yeah, they might as well take their time.
Even though when they do this, it's probably still going to be the most expensive console.
Is there any way, in your guys' eyes, that the PS6 comes out whenever it does and it is less expensive than what a PS5 Pro is now?
What is the Pro at again?
$700?
$800?
Yeah, it's like $750 or something like that.
A PS6 is probably going to be around $800.
Yeah, they're going to be right around there.
This is fucking me up.
The PS5 and the Xbox, the current one, were $2020?
$60?
No, those just came out.
It's been that long since the pandemic?
Oh, it's rough, huh?
What the fuck?
Those are brand new.
I just picked that up.
It messed with our sense of time for sure.
But you know, a big problem with these consoles is just like the PS4 was supported for so long and the exclusive games never really felt like that much different than what we got last gen.
So people are still, I think, in many cases, sitting around going when is this really going to get going?
And that's picked up a little bit in like the last year or so.
Uh, but hopefully now, with this extra time they can make, really make this console generation feel like it was worth it.
Uh, but it's not.
Yeah, I was going to say like part of that too is because they have to like lock in specs right like, and it's, you know, you are uh handcuffing yourself to a thing that will rapidly age.
If you, you know you, there's a balance right of like committing and locking in those specs, and i think that plays into it.
I also think like there probably are they and they probably are locked in right now.
Yeah, i also think like um, I don't know.
Outside of the understanding that people, for whatever reason, seem to be willing to continue to pay prices that are pornographic in nature, of how much these things cost, I also think a lot changes in a couple years.
I don't know.
A lot does change, and the world economy can change.
And I also think there might be...
I don't know, more abundance of, you know, RAM from another supplier.
I mean, yeah, I think I think I think the China conversation is like.
Not I don't think there's a dead end there.
Yeah, right.
None of that's going to happen in the next year, for sure.
You're right.
It'll take a couple of years.
Let's say, AI fell through right now and all that RAM that was getting sold to those AI data centers was just now.
Hey, we were going to give this to them, but they went out of business.
So now we have it up for grabs.
A lot of that stuff is like high bandwidth memory that would still be really prohibitively expensive to put into a video card or a console or something like that.
It's not the same thing.
They have just de-emphasized their efforts to keep up with DDR5 and DDR6 and DDR7 and DDR6X or whatever.
So it's a real mess.
It's not going to be like suddenly there is one magic bullet that comes along and makes things better.
It will have to be like sustained...
Efforts from these companies working in that direction.
And right now there is no effort whatsoever to improve it.
So we are a long ways off from this being a market that is sane in any way.
And in the meantime, if you are trying to say hey, we are trying to design a PS six that's going to have what they say 30 gigabytes of of ram or something like that was like 24 to 30 gigabytes um of ddr7, that that's a very expensive proposition and they're going to have to kind of figure out what that looks like and if they can keep that going and actually deliver a product that has those specs.
All right, that's continuing on this thread.
Steam Deck stock issues are basically confirmed by Valve and they said that there will be intermittent shortages for all the reasons you think.
It's about the RAM and the storage costs.
Both those are going up in price, and it's causing delays, especially in places like United States, where then there's tariffs on top of that.
So Valve's saying expect these intermittent shortages to happen throughout the rest of the year, at the very least.
Things are just going to be bad and kind of get worse and they're going to be expensive and they're going to get more expensive.
It is a hobby that was already pushing a lot of people away.
How do all these companies sort of navigate this?
Is there an answer?
Yeah.
I don't think there's an easy answer, Grubb.
I think companies are just going to have to rely on what we've already got, right?
And folks that didn't pick up a Steam Deck don't have a PS5.
They're just going to be left out in the dust.
Yeah uh, apparently in the uk, playstation started a playstation rental program where you can rent it for like 10 pounds a month or something like that.
So, oh man, the only time i rented a game console is when i rented the dreamcast.
Before it came out for my hollywood video, i rented a playstation one.
Yeah, it was real good actually.
Y'all have heard me talk about libraries.
Some libraries will let you do the same for free, so so go investigate.
Uh they, they didn't say like when to expect this to get cleared up and they don't know.
Uh.
And then the Asus ROG Xbox ally X uh got a big price increase in Japan, went up by around 200.
Um, so yeah.
And that that is.
Uh, on top of that, that or that is due to, once again, the memory.
Uh, that thing has like 24 gigabytes of DDR, five of the lower powered variety, and like You can get a model that has a terabyte of storage, and both of those are getting hit very, very hard.
How much do we need all this memory?
We can make these game consoles without memory.
Why do they have to remember so much things?
That's pretty stupid.
Dan, I mean, Mike.
He's got a point.
No.
I like maybe the frustrating thing here is how stupid that these companies that are causing this problem I think Chris Person pointed this out like you need a device that has memory to be able to use the cloud and all this AI stuff in the first place.
So if you're just going to make that stuff more expensive, you're going to maybe price people out from connecting to it in the first place.
It's just a bad, bad company across the board.
Rob, I need you to danify something here.
Okay, is this a tariff thing, an AI thing, both or more complicated?
Oh, yeah, it's all of those.
Yeah, it's all the above.
OK, so it's primarily a AI thing that is causing the biggest pressure on the cost, because data centers are using too much and they're buying up all the stuff.
They are.
They are paying like a premium on top of the already high costs for these things so that they can get priority and get first in line.
And so all this money is just impossible for these companies that are publicly traded companies to ignore.
And so they aren't ignoring it.
And because they have finite resources, they are ignoring the traditional markets that create the memory that went in your consoles or went in your phone, or went in all these other things.
So they aren't building up those manufacturing plants anymore.
They're kind of letting them just run as they were.
And that is meaning they can't keep up with the rising demand that is happening on that side of things.
And then for the United States specifically, then tariffs get piled on top of that.
So this already bad cost is going up even more.
And it's not as simple as just making more, right?
It's more complicated than that.
So there are three companies that make it.
SK Hynix.
Yes, they make memory.
SK Hynix, Samsung, and... Is it Micron?
Maybe it's Micron.
Yeah, Micron.
We should start making RAM.
No, coming soon to the giant bob store everybody.
The problem with ram is that you can't just make it.
You need like a factory that takes like seven years to build and you need like a very clean invite 3d.
Print us some ram.
No chuck yeah, you get on the ram griff.
We gotta do that.
Come on chuck, solve it.
Uh yeah, it's uh.
The micron like there's three companies and micron left the consumer space last year because of this.
They're like we can make way more money just selling it to data centers.
So fuck consumers.
And and semi-related to fuck consumers, i someone posted in chat and i looked it up apparently western digital is sold out of hard drives for 2026 already.
Yeah well, maybe they're uh allotments.
Is that what they're saying?
Yeah, it looks like it.
But for already?
And we're only in February?
That's insane.
Where am I going to get USB drives?
I think that 2026 is going to be the year we got nasty and all got nasses.
So that's unfortunate.
Listen, don't forget folks listeners viewers watchers, consumers.
Giant Bomb will never force you to upgrade your RAM to enjoy our content.
That's true.
Unless it's our proprietary RAM.
Yeah, we're going to get it behind Giant Bomb RAM.
You can only watch our content on our RAM.
Expansion pack, yeah.
And our ram will be chocolate covered and edible.
You won't have a problem.
Hit it in the shape of a dragon.
Exactly.
With some big knockers.
Yeah, how sweet.
That's where the ram comes in.
Oh, of course.
That's how it works.
Yeah.
OK well this, this takes.
I don't think that we're going to have like any sort of easy path out of this.
Will developers make sort of adjustments to their games, recognizing that people are not going to be able to keep up with having a minimum of like 32 gigabytes in their in their systems, in their PCs?
Sounds like some of them are thinking that there's already been at least one company.
I can't remember what game it was.
They walked back their minimum specs like we are going to require less RAM.
Don't freak out.
So hopefully that becomes.
It certainly seems like we have got to be a time where the whole unless you're a rock star making Grand Theft Auto six yeah no, nobody wants to hear about like this is gonna be the most high fidelity game ever.
We don't want that actually.
No, actually make your games look much worse, please.
Yep, make it run on my potato and and then, and then, don't release a ps6 for several more years, please.
Yes, even ddr4 ramp is like going up in price.
I mean that's because, like they probably have, they were already de-emphasizing that before any of this happened.
Right, they were like well, we're not gonna build any new ddr4 plants uh so yeah, we just no one could know this was gonna happen and no one saw this coming.
There were zero warning signs.
It's a, it's an act of god, is really what it is, And the billionaires that are in these spaces that are causing this.
I think it's probably a good thing, because that means we'll have to just rent our computers from NVIDIA in the future.
So that's what they want.
They get to be in.
There's another space where they could be our landlords, and it's our computers, which is just an exciting possibility.
Do you think that could actually legitimately lead to some small, small resurgence of like Internet cafes?
Giant bomb internet cafes.
Yeah, we should definitely be doing that.
Slash cat cafe.
I'm out.
Yes, I think we will see a resurgence of stuff along those lines.
Maybe more often people getting their library card and going to their library, right?
Using the computers there.
Go do that.
Yep, all right.
Uh, nintendo's got a new wave of way for everybody.
It's the best thing that they are very good at delivering dmcas.
Uh, they are basically hitting every switch emulator repo on github.
Uh, they've done this before they're doing it again.
Uh, of course.
Uh, you know, this is their way of like going out there and showing that they're active and throwing their weight around.
It's not going to have too much of an effect, because the people that really know what they're doing with this stuff will host the repos themselves and all these things have backups outside of github.
Uh, so it's really just kind of a surface level like stopping people from being able to find it like relatively easily.
Easily um, but yeah, nintendo still out there doing this thing.
They were primarily going after switch emulators, though here This is still them being like that was that had a little bit too close to our moneymaker.
The emulation scene kind of got up and running a little bit faster than we were comfortable with.
So we are going to come down hard.
And, you know, we have moved past the switch now for the most part.
They haven't stopped releasing switch games, though.
So I'm not too surprised to see them coming out and doing this.
It's Nintendo.
They are mostly lawyers at this point.
Any .hack fans?
Yo, yes.
I knew it.
I could have guessed that.
Me and Dan, we're the number one .hackers.
I own a couple of them on PS2, yeah.
I'm always .hack curious, but I never dived in.
Well, that cyber connect to game that was getting teased was them confirming that they are making dot hack zero positioned as a restart of dot hack from zero.
And so it has nothing to do with like I think there was some novels called dot hack zero.
Nothing to do with that.
Confusing.
This is this is them starting over from scratch.
And apparently they've been working on it for a long time, or at least thinking about it for a long time.
It's going to be an action RPG.
And they also said like in the previous games there would be sort of gestures towards the real world.
.hack was a game within a game.
And you were playing inside of its MMO inside of the game called The World, I think.
And then you could get some taste of what was happening outside of The World from emails and a handful of other things.
Here it's going to be like, oh, no, we did that back then because we wanted to save money and time.
There will be no such restraints this time.
We are going to be fully exploring both sides of that.
Jan, what does that say to you?
That's actually pretty cool.
I thought hack was an interesting thing to come out in a post-Matrix world where folks were so used to it.
And I guess, for me at least, it kind of led to Mega Man Battle Network where you kind of have that interplay yeah, i always put them in the same spot.
Yeah, jumping into a world.
So that's cool i.
I enjoyed the little emails and like the little text stuff that would come out of it.
I wonder if that might muddy the flow of the game a bit, because you know you're in an action rpg in the the world of the world.
Um, that i don't know what you would do in a real life part of dot hack, other than i don't know answer emails.
And Is it going to be like the real life part of Assassin's Creed?
You're mostly just talking to people.
Yeah, looking at email.
Yeah, it could be.
Trying to buy RAM.
I don't know.
You know what I would love to do?
This is never possible.
I know they bring back all these games in different ways.
They said they never could, but I can't imagine this could ever happen.
Majestic, the EA game from 2001.
Do you remember this?
It was like an ARG thing.
So it's like characters would instant message you.
They would text you and stuff.
They'd say like, oh, I'm going to get a hold of you tomorrow at 2 p.m.
And they would do it.
And it's like you have to go on the actual Internet and stuff.
Did it fax you?
I think it might have faxed you.
Yeah, they'll call you.
Yeah, now you get aol instant messenger message.
It's got joey pants.
Of course he was.
Yep, i remember this.
I just think that there's just no way you could ever replicate that.
But i was always so curious about what the fuck that was like.
Yeah uh, uh.
China bomb had an alternate reality game.
Right yeah, we should, just we should be the ones doing these.
Now he did it last time.
Yeah, Giant Bomb Majestic.
It was like the game with Michael Douglas which again, I've always.
Just they make the game real and they kind of tried and no one bought it.
If the game is real, Dan, I promise I'll get it for you.
You'll be my Sean Penn?
I will be your Sean Penn.
I will be the game you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I love that movie to death, but it is like in a vacuum.
It's awesome.
And then when you think about it, you're just like, what?
I think I would like to be the one running the game, actually.
I don't want to be Michael Douglas.
Mike Minotti will be our Mike Douglas.
I'll be the person.
You don't want to be Michael Douglas because you are forced to try to commit suicide at the end of the game.
But it's a work.
Not to spoil the game.
But until Michael Douglas hits the fucking balloon, Matt, he thinks he's killing himself.
It's a fucking party.
Yeah, it's always good to get a party.
Yeah, i'm sure, i'm sure.
Like that was the other thing i couldn't believe about that movie.
He like dusts all the glass off himself and he's like whoa, is this all for me?
Sick, thanks for coming.
Incredible movie.
20 seconds ago i was trying to kill myself.
But not literal like that.
Movie can't be a literal experience.
Oh, i fully assumed it was literal.
Yeah, That's the one where Charles Martin kills himself.
Mario kills himself in that movie.
Unlike a reality where Nintendo had him assassinated.
That's very different.
It's a crazy fucking movie.
It's great.
It is crazy.
It is well done.
It's definitely entertaining, but it's also insane.
It's David Fincher.
Yeah.
And that's .hack//Zero, everybody.
Pokemon Pocopia is getting Cloud Island servers.
So basically, the thing here is... And yeah, this isn't an ooh-worthy thing because...
The game will host your world online even when you aren't logged in, which is very convenient if you want to get a friend group together and work together building stuff in a world.
That's not how it works in Animal Crossing.
In Animal Crossing, someone has to be online.
And then you join their world here.
The world would just be there.
So people can like go in there and like do things while you're at work.
And then you come home and see like what they did.
And that's ideal for one of these games where you are supposed to be sort of be existing in the space.
Tokopia.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
I'll visit Tokopia.
Come to Tokopia.
Boy, this game's getting some buzz now.
I was like, this thing, I don't know.
Now I've been convinced, learning it's from the Dragon Quest Builders.
People and people love those games and there were some previews.
People seem high on it.
Like, yeah, I'm kind of ready for this to hit pretty good now.
Yeah, I think it's going to do all right.
At the very least, it's going to be a sales success.
We'll see how the reviews do.
That's kind of up in the air.
But it seems like the fandom is ready to embrace this game.
And I'm getting kind of excited about it.
I got that game for two doll hairs on Fantasy.
Oh, really?
Nice.
You son of a bitch.
You have a coconut.
Bitch.
We talked about the Virtual Boy.
The Virtual Boy app won't work while docked.
I have a question about that.
Yeah.
Yeah, please.
So you see the two screens when it's undocked, though?
Yes.
And I'm very good at Magic Eye.
We've established this.
Yes, you could do it.
I could do that?
I could just Magic Eye it?
If you used your superpower of being able to do whatever the fuck you want to your eyes, like some sort of freak, You can cross the streams, and if you line up the two things by crossing your eyes, just right it will look 3D.
All right, Dan, I'm ahead of you.
I'm making your screen bigger, Dan.
Okay, yeah.
Here you go, Mitch.
What do you want to play?
I already had it crossed.
Give me something real.
I'm giving you Wario Land.
Yeah, the further away you are from the screen, Mike, the easier it will be.
Not that you need it easy.
I know, I know we not just like take the video feed like i take the video feed and just overlap them to make it work a little further away it's easier.
You gotta hold it still.
That's too close and also very blurry.
There you go.
All i can see is macho man And me.
Hey!
Holy shit!
Why is that also your screen background?
To be clear, I was doing it that entire time.
It was working.
That's awesome.
I hope you enjoyed it.
If it really revealed something terrible, that would have been pretty awesome.
That would be probably pretty bad for my eyes to do that for an extended period of time, right?
That sounds to me like a feature, Mike.
It seems like you're good at it to the point where it's like I don't know if it actually would be bad for your eyes, but let's say yes, just in case someone at home tries to do it.
The Virtual Boy Library at launch, as a reminder, is 3D Tetris Galactic Pinball, which is okay.
Golf, which is not great.
The Mansion of Innsmouth, which I think is kind of garbage.
Red Alarm, also garbage.
Teleroboxer is not the worst, but it's not great.
And then Virtual Boy Wario Land, which is actually pretty good.
That seemed like the only decent-ish one.
What was the one that was kind of the Star Fox?
I played a little bit of that.
Oh, that one.
Red Alarm?
Oh, yeah.
That's Red Alarm.
Yeah, nothing crazy.
That's one where the whole only black and red images makes things pretty difficult to discern.
Blizzard's bringing Warlock class to Diablo 4, Lords of Hatred, Diablo 2, and Diablo Immortal.
I didn't add this.
Who added this?
I added this.
This is awesome.
Yeah, what does this mean?
So, you know, there's that Diablo, Lord of Hatred expansion coming for Diablo 4 later this year.
And we always knew there was going to be a second class.
Paladin already came out.
Second class is Warlock.
So that's neat.
Sure, we haven't had Warlock and Diablo before.
Then they're like, it's also coming to Diablo Immortal, which is the free-to-play Diablo game.
Sure.
And then they're like, it's coming to Diablo 2.
And Diablo 2 has not had a new class since its expansion came out in 2001.
I was about to say actual Diablo 2, i mean scary to the remake that they made a few years back, which is a great remake, and the remake has the original graphics in there, if you want.
So you know it's in that um it.
They released it that day.
This is out now.
I haven't had a chance to check it out yet because i've been traveling, but the idea that diablo 2 got a new class in 2026, that is so freaking cool to me.
I I like the newer Diablos, but I've never liked them nearly as much as Diablo 2.
There's just a pace and a feel and a tone of that game that I absolutely adore.
I've been kind of wanting to go back to it and having this as an excuse.
Oh my gosh, that's so exciting.
Just adding new content like this to a Super Bowl game is awesome.
I can't wait to dive into this.
Yeah, that's really neat.
I wonder, like, they're just like, oh, people still play that game all the time.
We are still selling it.
This is a fun way to get people thinking about Diablo, regardless of whatever Diablo they want to be thinking about.
Very cool.
Yeah, and I know the price is high.
It's like $25.
I don't know what else that comes with, right?
They're kind of trying to make it sound like it's an expansion.
But aside from the new character, I don't know what.
It's not like there's a new act. in the game or something like that.
But there's some quality of life stuff that they added as well.
I assume that's just part of a patch.
Mike, do you know what the state of Diablo Immortal is or Immortals is?
No idea.
I was just wondering about that.
What's going on with Diablo Immortal?
Is it a thing where it's still popular everywhere?
Maybe it's still really popular in Asia or something.
I have no idea, really.
It's personally not a going concern.
Not that that game was ever terrible, but especially once Diablo 4 was out.
I'll just play that if I want to do a modern Diablo game.
Last story here, Hideki Sato, who was the visionary who shaped many of Sega's consoles, has died.
He was the former Sega president.
He was basically integral to designing all of their consoles especially so, I guess, the Dreamcast, but he was involved in the Genesis everything.
He recently died, and he was like...
When he was designing the Dreamcast, said he wanted to do that because he was obsessed with play and communication, so he included a modem as well as the visual memory unit, the VMU.
He's got quite a legacy, so restful trails to Hideki Sato.
Yeah, I loved the Sega consoles and Dreamcast especially.
It just has such a strong look and features and stuff it's doing with internet play in the VMU.
When I play Dreamcast today and I have that VMU in there and I see the little things happening in the VMU, I still think that is so neat.
It's so awesome.
Thank you to him for the incredible work over the years and happy trails.
Yep, he retired in 2008 and I got to have quite a few years there.
Just kind of kick him back.
He earned it.
All right, that does it for the news.
Jan, handing the show back over to you.
Folks, we're going to take a quick bricky break and we will be back with emails and any YouTube Super Chats if we got them.
We'll see you on the other side.
These are the emails for the show.
Emails.
Bombcast at Giant Bomb is the email address to send your emails to.
You can write in about any and everything.
Thanks to y'all for sending emails in.
We've been getting a bunch every week and I'm pleasantly surprised.
It tickles me in a very special context.
I like it.
We'll just say that i like it.
Where's it tickling you?
Where i can't say?
I can't say, mike.
Um, first email comes from rob from illinois.
Uh, and it's funny that we brought up the nintendo lawyers because this may get them on the phone.
But, jeff grubb, i feel like your expertise would help out rob a lot.
Hello Bomb Crew.
First time writer, long time listener.
I run sports psychology sessions for volleyball teams and would love to set up four copies of Beach Spikers, Nintendo GameCube with four controllers each, so that an entire team can run play at any given time.
While there are many volleyball games out on the market, all of which I've tried...
Beach Spikers has just the right feel and cooperation for what I want to do with these teams.
So what would be the best way for me to get this setup going, outside of procuring the actual hardware for GameCubes, for discs, for controllers?
I would love to consider this as low cost as possible.
The easiest to procure in the States and with as little Nintendo jail as possible.
Thanks for keeping, keeping up the great work.
Fuck ice Rob from Illinois.
Yeah.
Uh, okay.
So for game cube, you're going to be pretty good emulating that with dolphin.
Um, And you know it's still.
It's still going to get pretty expensive, like having to get all those controllers.
But I would just recommend going to a secondhand shop.
Maybe getting Xbox 360 controllers even like those would be fine.
You just plug, the plug those in pretty cheap, like GameCube, like wired USB controllers that you can buy like a two or four pack from.
They suck.
Right, they're super cheap.
Yeah, they are.
But maybe you could try those out and see how you feel.
Maybe get one of them and see if they will hold up to a lot of use.
But yeah, I mean, go and get old laptops and just get Dolphin Setup on there.
I think you'll be fine.
You could also get RetroPie, I bet.
Oh, yeah, those.
I bet a Raspberry Pi can do a dolphin just fine, like a modern Raspberry Pi.
And those used to be like 35 bucks.
I bet they're not much more than that these days, even for like a higher end one.
Although those have RAM as well.
So who knows what's happening?
Yeah, so maybe get a bunch of those and then a bunch of secondhand controllers and go that route.
Like that's probably the cheapest way to do it, while being able to have it set up permanently and with a bunch of controllers and all that.
Man, I never played Beach Spikers.
I don't know.
I just looked.
I don't have it.
I kind of want to think there's only one volleyball game from that generation that I played.
I don't have to say which one.
What was it?
I don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that.
There you go, Rob.
Thank you for the advice, Grub.
And thank you, Mike Minotti, for further insight into your brain.
I'll choke the chicken.
Okay.
All right.
I heard you.
I heard you.
Got it.
Thanks, dude.
Next email comes from perhaps one of my favorite emailer names or usernames.
Yowie Bunga writes in.
Hello, Giant Bomb.
I have recently become a premium member.
Hey, real quick, Mike Minotti, how can someone become a premium member?
If you want to become a premium member, which not only means that you are supporting us as Independent Games Media, but you are getting access to exclusive new premium-only shows like Grub Snacks, The Nine Lives of Mr Mustafa Fleas and our upcoming show with Abby Russell, Marry Me, Tomodachi and more.
Everybody, there's more well within the works.
Yes yeah, exciting stuff happening over there.
Uh, you need to go to giantbombcom slash join to join on monthly basis.
You can join yearly.
Save a little money that way.
Very nice.
Yeah we, uh we love you, but we but we, we love you more when you pay us.
So do that.
It's true.
If we're just being honest, it's true.
There's so many different forms of Mikey.
You get angry, Blake love Mikey.
You get Disney Mikey.
I do think my favorite is probably sales pitch Mikey.
He's good too.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
He's scarier.
We're going to get another bank robbing case of that side of me.
We'll get that out again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, geez.
Now I wonder why he has so much cash in his wallet.
Anyway, Yowie Bunga writes in.
Hello, Giant Bomb.
I've recently become a premium member and have received a copy of Sectory for my troubles.
And what do you know?
But I love it, just like you all.
But unfortunately, I'm quite shit at it.
So I was hoping you could all share some gamer tips and tricks for us desperately poor players of Sektori.
Thank you for the show.
Each week, Yowie Bunga.
I mean without going to, because there's way like deep level strats and stuff like that about keeping strike combos and stuff going.
I think, the most important thing to say and it's important to say it because Jacob Geller, who was very good at this and better than us at this game, didn't know this very basic thing.
So if he didn't know it, you definitely need to know it.
It is if you strike into a token.
Any token, upgrade token, one of the like bomb things or whatever you instantly refill your strike meter.
So do not ever just run in to upgrade token if you can help it.
Obviously, if it's recharging, you don't really have a choice, but you want to strike into every token and that'll recharge it.
And then, once you get that down, then you can start looking into extending your strike combos, if you're going for real score hunt type stuff.
Yeah, I think it would like get to a point where you understand what makes you more survivable.
So like, drones are better than you think they are because they absorb hits and they like, can shoot at the little things that are coming at you that you might not see.
So you could kind of like pull your vision out a little bit more and have a slightly larger cone you could pay attention to, which is huge in the game actually.
And really, it's about getting past that first stage of the game where it's at its hardest because you have the least capabilities with your ship.
So try a bunch of different builds, try a bunch of different card stacks and decks, and kind of just get to a point where you are at the end of the game and you feel like I can kind of keep flying here without getting hit.
But that takes a while.
Fantastic.
Thank you for the tips.
Sektori will wind up on every single episode of this podcast for the full year.
Number 12 in the world.
I did beat Jacob Geller again.
Oh, nice work, Jesus.
I'm falling behind.
I beat him by like 2,000 points, Dan.
I'm like right there.
That feels even better.
It's crazy.
Yes, it's amazing.
I just saw my lights flicker and there's a little bit of a rainstorm happening here in San Francisco, so I just had to delete a good chunk of these emails because we got so many gang.
So I'm going to continue going down the line.
I didn't write this email down, but for folks watching the Olympics are the Blade Angels really fucking cool.
They seem cool.
Yes, they are.
I mean, they're the Blade Angels.
Are they as cool?
What were those two people in Mighty Ducks 2?
The two big guys?
The Bash Bros?
Are they as cool as the Bash Bros?
Very close.
I shout out to Oakland's own Alyssa Liu fucking tearing up the ice skating rink.
Wonderful performance.
All right.
Moving along.
Jonathan writes in dudes.
I'm about to walk into a meeting with my boss and pitch the idea of working remotely in Canada.
I live and work in Texas right now.
I'm very much a bundle of nerves, and I can't get that song out of my head.
I think the song is helping.
I'll let you guys know how it goes.
Jonathan.
Jonathan writes in later, guys, it didn't go well.
I was going to say.
Even now.
I hate it to say, but I was like, I bet that doesn't work out.
Yeah, somehow your Texas-based company.
You have to just do it, dude.
Ask for forgiveness, not permission.
Just like, say I'm in Canada now, what are you going to do?
And then if they fire you, well... I bet they won't.
I bet they won't, actually.
Just come to Minnesota.
It's basically Canada here in Minnesota.
Just come here.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm leaving the state one way or another.
Wish me luck, Jonathan.
We wish you well, Jonathan.
By the way, I already love Canada.
A lot of our best comedians and wrestlers come from Canada.
And now thinking about Nirvana, the band, the show, which that movie is aggressively Canadian.
It's just like, man.
Toronto specifically.
Yeah, but there are a bunch of curling cheaters over there.
I know.
Listen, there are bad Canadians.
It's true.
Yes, they exist.
The best of them.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
They're mostly like right-wing grifters, but yes.
Yeah.
What do you mean, Jeff Grubb?
That's good.
That's really good.
Mitch from Michigan writes in.
I should say Michigan.
Hey, all.
I always watch, listen to all your videos and podcasts at two times speed.
Bundle of nerves is a better song at two times speed oh, i believe that.
But significantly better does anyone at gb watch slash, listen to things on higher speed than normal?
I started with audiobooks and it's just kind of bled over to everything to the point where now i hate, hate it when anything doesn't have some kind of speed option.
With love no, i'm full.
Was david lynch doing like you're gonna watch a movie on your fucking phone?
Like i am full on?
Like you don't mess with that stuff.
Things are for for podcasts, though I don't really listen to podcasts.
Yeah, you're wrong, he doesn't right, but that's right.
That's what we're talking about.
I listen to deadlock and I think I have a thing on that makes it so it automatically snips out like breaks if there's a long break.
It's like a smart speed thing or something which definitely flies in the face of what you're.
The deadlock's not a movie.
It's some fellas talking about wrestling, of course, that's why it's okay.
But he's yeah, but he did it to be clear, this email, or did it talk about movies.
So i think about like right yeah, but no, no one's doing that to movies.
I think i think they did it for like a very specific like use case, but it's not for what people thought it was okay.
Um, But like yeah, I have started doing this and I've discovered that for like audio books and for podcasts and YouTube videos, if I increase the speed it's easier for me to follow.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
It's like, oh, I was having trouble because people are taking a long time to get their point out.
So I'm sure I'm guilty of on this podcast.
So it's like when I sped up the speed, I can like get to their next point faster.
It all began to like web together my brain a little bit easier.
Yeah.
I think it's okay for audio books too.
Uh, you know, I think it's okay.
I don't go like two X for audio books.
No, that seems a little too quick.
Maybe like 1.25 or one five.
Yeah.
I think I'll go 1.75.
Yeah.
If I'm, if I'm watching like an instructional YouTube video, like a fucking course, I'm putting that on two X.
Are you kidding me?
Really?
Cause, like I'm so skeptical because, like a lot of my audio books are kind of like I don't know like my current ones about like the history of language families.
And I feel like it's, it's already hard enough to absorb this information.
I feel like if I speed it up, I'm just going to, it's going to be different on that stuff.
Yeah.
I think it's ADHD.
It's a big part of it.
Like that helps me.
I want to mess with this guy who listens to me at two times speed and talks so easily.
Oh, please.
Oh, my God.
You sound so much like Shane.
I would be kind of terrified to hear hear what my voice sounds like at two times speed.
Someone on the internet was mean about my voice.
Again the other.
I love that he like screwed up slowdown.
I think that it would only become more pitchy at higher speeds still.
Mike, you're doing it wrong.
Why?
You're doing it wrong.
Backlark, are you doing it with you?
No, no, respond to him the right way, Backlark.
You don't understand.
You sound like the sloth from Zootopia.
We're not just doing impressions of that?
I thought that's what we were doing.
Only Bacalar sounded like that to me.
I'm going to do the episode.
I'm going to talk really fast, so it's going to be like four times speed.
Oh, my God.
Mikey, while he's doing that, tell us a brisket joke slow.
No, stop it.
I want to eat lunch at some point.
Moratorium.
Moratorium.
You know what I've noticed?
I got a cameo request to do that one again, and they wanted me to work bacon bacon.
Do you remember bacon bacon?
That was a good call, Ben.
Fucking sickos.
No.
I've noticed... You ever watch the... I forget what it's called, but... instead of reading a sentence what was that what it's called it's called a tv that's a radio yeah instead of reading a sentence if i see the words individually blasted at my face oh yeah i can read oh i saw that comprehend quicker 100 same yes i was like surprised by that but it's like you could blast it like a really high minute and that was easy for me to follow i would 100 read a full book that way yeah me too think it has to do with like the way you memorize what words look like shape like the whole word memorization or something like that all right jan jan i'm finally seeing marty supreme tonight should i go like four times speed with that would that help oh no dan your heart will explode i want that i'm gonna watch that stressful movie about the mom with the dying daughter you were talking about fire escape at two times speed Oh, I don't know what that would do to that movie.
That movie's insane.
That'd be good.
All right.
Moving on with emails.
K-Train from DE.
I don't know where that is.
Hey, Bombasteens.
How do you guys prepare your oatmeal?
Do you use milk or are you correct and use water?
Also, can we all agree maple brown sugar is the best oatmeal?
Love the show.
Much love, Katrine.
I do love that.
That's correct.
I use almond milk.
You know, I think my favorite is the one I had this morning, which was the fruity cereal flavor of oats overnight.
Code in the chat, folks.
Code in the chat.
Use the oats code, folks.
There you go.
Fruity cereal.
It was like fruity pebbles in oatmeal form.
It was delicious.
I had cookies and cream yesterday.
Can you believe it?
They made it possible that one is so gross that one is cookies and cream.
It's one of the highest rated ones.
It's got like a 483 average.
What do you mean?
Overnight's code?
I appreciate that my code gives you more uh, gives you more respect.
It's not true, and i'll say this though i got my innovator steel shaker from oats overnight.
For getting so many referrals, they send you an innovator steel oats shaker.
It sucks.
Wow.
It sucks.
I hate it.
Finally, some honesty.
I retired it after two shakes, and I'm back to my plastic one.
Oh, wow.
It gets all crusty in the top.
Finally, some honesty.
Yeah.
Damn, what was the rating for those cookies and cream oats?
I thought it was like a 4.83 or something, because I sort by highest rating.
They're not as good as Metroid Prime 4.
Wow!
Thank you, Mike.
That was great.
Oh, God.
That was like a beautiful...
You have no choice.
Yes.
What a beautiful one-timer right there.
I'm so happy.
Tic-tac-toe, baby.
Oh, that felt good, Mike.
I saw it coming together and I just slid back.
I had to win the audience back after that slow reading.
I don't think they liked it.
They didn't like it.
I don't think they liked it at all.
Can we change our rating system to a thousand point system?
Can we give like a 4.83 to a game?
Let's adopt the Olympic scale.
Yeah, there we go.
Of speed skating.
No, I think the fruity cereal one is D tier trash.
I love that one.
But I am with you on cookies and cream cinnamon roll.
Those are two favorites.
Those are great.
I like cookie dough too.
I thought cookie dough was better than I thought it would be.
Mint chocolate chip.
Yeah, but mine's the better coat.
Mine's the better coat.
My coat also looks better.
You're gonna burn Bacalar with an innovator steel shaker and he doesn't want that.
They're bad, he can't have it.
Y'all will think I'm insane because I will eat unsweetened oatmeal with an egg, a fried egg, on it sometimes.
Oh wait what?
Yeah.
Well, y'all know me.
I don't like sweet things.
Besides Mikey over here, you know.
Dude, I like your style.
Wait, so you're putting a fried egg on top of complete raw dog oatmeal.
Yessir.
Throwing some water on that bad boy.
I'll fuck with that real nice.
Hey, Jan.
Jan, you're like a chef guy and you're running.
Pretend to be.
I'm just curious because I've never known anyone that's tried this and you're running now.
Can you just wake up and do the Rocky style once and let me know how it goes on a podcast?
Was it like four eggs?
It's four eggs.
Why don't you just try one?
You got to see the scene.
You got to make it exactly like the scene.
I think it's dark when he wakes up and he's like, I don't want to fucking get up and run.
And then it's like four eggs or something.
He chugs it and goes.
So I want to hear how that goes.
Uh, jason finnelli, i'm just gonna sleep over at the house real quick, just so i can reenact the whole scene.
Okay, all right um, okay.
Uh, the impossible pivot to a very serious email.
This comes from john from queens, new york.
Hi duders.
I've been going through a rough patch recently as my mom passed away shortly before christmas.
As i was writing her eulogy, i really came to appreciate that she was one.
She was the one that got me into video games.
Growing up, my mom had a Genesis, SNES and a Game Boy.
She loved the classic 2D Mario and Sonic games and we would play those together or take turns with the Game Boy so we could try to beat each other's high score in Tetris.
Even if she tapped out after the 16-bit era, she remained supportive of my love of gaming and I'll always be thankful for how cool that was.
My question for you all is, what role did your parents play in your early gaming?
Did they play games themselves, have a curiosity about your hobby, or just leave you in peace while you caught your Pokemons in the backseat of the car?
PS.
Thanks for all you do on the podcast, for being friendly voices in my ear when I needed them the most.
John from Queens, New York.
First off, sorry for your loss.
Absolutely.
Yeah, but that's great that you have those memories.
Bye.
My parents didn't really play games.
I think my older brother remembers when we got the NES.
My dad bought it, brought it over, showed him how to run in Mario and maybe play golf once, and that was it.
In fact, in general, when I was young, it was very rare for me to come across adults in general who were playing games.
It was still very much.
These are the toys for the kids and that's what they're going to do while we play Trivial Pursuit or Poker in the den.
My dad actually had a pretty big influence early on him and my stepdad actually, because my early before I was probably like three or so years old.
And I remember watching my dad and my stepdad playing RBI baseball against each other all the time.
And back there, you're running the mental math again.
Yes, that's right.
They live together.
And I just remember my dad.
My dad would get so mad because whenever he was winning, my stepdad would just be like oh, the computer likes you better.
The computer likes you better.
And it just made my dad furious, uh.
And then once my stepdad moved in, i could understand.
My stepdad moved in with my mom and i went to dad's place.
I was old enough to play games with them.
So, like mario kart was huge, you know i got the super nintendo, uh.
So we played mario kart together all the time.
He loved starfox, like he worked at the grocery store and he would time his breaks to like he could drive home real quick and do a full grand prix with me and then drive back to the grocery store in time, like during a lot of rules.
Yeah yeah, that's cool.
To the past, we both liked a lot.
And then, back at mom's place, my stepdad him, and I really connected on video games.
The Soul Calibur, Twisted Metal 2, Command & Conquer, Goldeneye.
That's when I built like a cardboard divider for the screen.
So it's like, I could fold it up and I put a little Velcro on the side.
So I would lay on the ground looking at the bottom screen for Goldeneye and he would sit up in a lawn chair above there and we would do like we couldn't see each other's screens.
So yeah, a lot of good memories with both dad and Kayla's dad.
I, i think my uh, my dad only ever played stealth atf for the nes, which is a realistic flight simulator, the realistic flight simulator based on the f-117a stealth bomber which of course he was, he was obsessed with, which i yeah, i get it uh, and we we played that game and every single time we would take off, We would fly, and then it would come time to land, and we never got that fucking land once.
Once in years of trying.
It's not like we played it for a week and put it down.
We tried over and over again.
Yeah, that's one where I'm like, oh, I should go back to that now and see if I can make that happen.
What's the Mount Rushmore of NES dad games?
I feel like it's that.
NBA baseball.
Golf and Vegas Dreams.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe Will Fortune for NES as well.
Yeah, my folks didn't really get into games, but I had two uncles for sure that like really shepherded me through.
Like I had an uncle that like, showed me the Sega Genesis, and then another uncle that bought me my first PS1 that he then commandeered after a while to go play one of those helicopter games.
Urban Strike.
I think it was Urban Strike.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Shouts out to you, John.
Again, sorry for your loss, but shouts out to your mom for getting you to games.
We got two more emails here.
This one comes from Matt from Scotland.
Hi, Bombers.
Can you settle a debate with me and my partner?
We have 12 extra invites to our wedding, and we want to send them to companies for free shit.
Any ideas who might give us some good stuff?
Weddings are expensive.
We love freebies.
Matt from Scotland.
So hang on.
You want to invite the companies to your wedding?
I don't understand how the invite turns into free shit.
What are you describing here?
I think Matt is under the assumption that if someone in the company sees this invite, they will think oh well, if we can't make it, let's go give them something.
This is quite the con.
I'm Mr. Trying to get free shit from companies, and this feels like a stretch.
I don't know if you can pull this off.
You can get the company to give you a free wedding, in my case but I don't know if you could get them to send you gifts.
It's so romantic.
Wedding at Taco Bell, Valentine's Day at a White Castle.
We got a thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know about that.
A part of me wants to be like, invite me.
I'll come to your wedding, but I won't.
I don't want to.
Yeah yeah okay okay, let's play in this space a little bit.
Guys, can you think of a way to make it happen?
Because i okay, i think, if you go into linkedin and you get like the names of not just like the c-suite people or like maybe the uh, like the regional vice president or something, get their names but then find out the names of their assistants, reach out to them directly and be like hey, I was wondering if Bob could come to my wedding.
We were like, this is something that would be a dream come true or whatever.
Or just lie and be like, talk to Bob about it.
He said to reach out to you.
Here's the details.
Here's the Amazon wish list, that sort of thing like maybe try something along those lines and then they'll like, they might have, like like she might have, or they might have like a thing of like oh, if we get something like this and the guy is busy, just send out this gift package or something like that, you might be able to make that work.
That's a smart way to go about it.
Matt, if you pay for it, I will fly out to your wedding.
I will attend your wedding, I mean that, and I will bring you a giant bomb mug of your choosing and a copy of MacGruber on blu-ray In pieces.
I will actually do that if you pay for it.
Yes.
Wow.
After Matt had said weddings are expensive, he's going to go pay for your whole thing.
You know what?
Will you officiate?
Yeah, I'll officiate too.
I'll officiate the wedding for free.
Yeah, I can do that.
Well, Again, it's not free.
They're paying to get you out there, but I get your point.
It's a nice gesture.
Dan, maybe you can give them the shaker that you don't want.
I will also give you my Oats Overnight Innovator Steel Shaker.
It sucks.
It's terrible.
It's almost as bad as bugs.
All right, everybody.
Last email of the show.
And normally when an emailer leaves their last name in, I omit it.
But I think a declaration of war has been cast down.
What?
And this comes from the Regulation Podcast's own Andrew Panton.
Dear Giant Bomb Crew, on episode 927, an emailer wrote in declaring you to be the hot dog podcast.
I love you guys, but I cannot allow this without challenge.
Last year we gained the hot dog crown after the five of us tracked every hot dog we ate across the year.
We even have a wonderful community made a site backing our data.
As a show, we consumed 159 hot dogs across 12 months.
Until Giant Bomb can establish a higher year, Total Regulation is undeniably the hot dog podcast.
And that's Regulation Podcast with Andrew Panton.
We can't fucking compete with that.
What are you talking about?
I think even if Bacalar sits out completely and doesn't need to talk this entire year.
We got this.
Get your numbers up, boys.
I think they can have this one personally.
I'll do it by myself.
Me and Grubb.
I probably had three to five hot dogs last year.
Yeah, exactly.
Those are rookie numbers.
And I like them.
I probably had three to five hot dogs so far this year.
Wow.
So, yeah, I can step up for everything.
Yeah, I think I'm hot dog-less so far this year.
No, I know I've had 12.
This year?
You've had 12?
Yeah, that's more than one a week you're averaging.
What the fuck is happening?
Sometimes you've got to take a friend to Costco.
No, I don't have a Costco, and I haven't been to any ball games.
Oh, I haven't counted my Costco hot dogs.
I'm going to New York City this week, so I can do some damage there.
There you go.
Okay, all right, all right.
Starting Lunar New Year, February 17th, everyone keep track of your hot dogs, okay?
Jan, Jan.
Chuck, put me a dog tracking site.
Yeah, Chuck, get on it.
Dan, does that giant one from Costco still only count as one hot dog?
Yes.
I think you're talking about the Ikea one.
That's Ikea.
Ikea, right.
Oh, the 20-incher.
Yeah, the Nancy Reagan.
That's a classic, yeah.
I'm looking at this podcast, and they got people putting up some disgusting numbers.
The regulation podcast?
No, no, no.
It's not about hot dogs at all.
No, it's about friendship and embracing absurdity.
Yes, just like us.
Wait a minute.
Can we all listen to what I just said?
Someone on their list has had 238 hot dogs in a calendar year.
That's not that crazy.
That's almost a hot dog a day.
I guess it's missing 70 days, but that's a lot of hot dogs.
It's like every day of work.
That's their listeners.
I'm sorry.
Someone calling themselves Kay Van Dev has had 379.
Is this since they started tracking?
I don't know, but I'm going to barf.
I'm not your stomach.
I know, but it feels like it is.
Geez.
All right.
Yeah, these are former Rooster Teeth people and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like Gavin from the Slow Mo Guys, Jeff Ramsey or Laser I forget what his last name is now, but Andrew Panton the gauntlet is thrown.
Wow.
Can we throw in people outside of us five?
Like can Chuck, Sean, and Will add to those numbers?
Yeah.
So let's have everybody track, and we'll just see.
We'll just see where we end up.
We're announcing our new premium show with Joey Chestnut also.
He's from the Bay Area.
He's been a Giant Bomb member for a long time.
He's been behind the scene.
Will just said he could do four at a time.
All right?
Oh, my God.
Don't we want to be able to, like... see the benefits of subscriptions and realize these things?
How about we do the road trip?
We only eat hot dogs.
No.
Okay.
No.
No.
No.
No.
There'd be so many opportunities to eat fun regional food.
I can't say hot dogs.
That's insane.
Fun regional hot dogs.
Also, our vehicle would be ranked with hot dog farts real fast.
I have been in contact with the Wienermobile in the past.
I don't know if they still work with the Wienermobile.
I was going to drive the Wienermobile into PAX during a PAX wrestling thing.
Aaron Trites told me I wasn't allowed to do that and also said it was impossible because it was on the second floor and you can't drive the Wienermobile up an escalator.
That would be a major problem.
But I did have Wienermobile contacts at one point in my life.
So we could do the road trip in a Wienermobile.
Physical Wienermobile contact.
Can someone on our internal Discord make a new channel with everyone saying hot dog count, please?
No.
Oh, good idea.
I'm on it right now.
Let's have a cooler of hot dog water in the RV.
Did you hear why Dan and Jeff Bacalar left Giant Bomb?
Did you hear why water was over?
It's fine.
It's due to hot dog only rule.
What is that?
Are we racing?
Are we racing among each other?
No.
No, no, no.
Just go up.
Co-op.
It's co-op.
Let's call it couch co-op since no one knows how to use that phrase anyway.
It's connectivity, compadres, but with hot dogs.
I'm going to take it a step further.
I don't know why you're so fucking proud of yourselves eating hot dogs.
What are you so proud of?
It's just the fun food.
It's fun.
We're just having fun.
It is a fun...
It's a fun thing to be proud of because you shouldn't be proud.
I'm not.
Not so much fun when you're really deconstructed, is it?
There is an alternate world out there.
It's in the poignant dynamite of pride.
I think this is the definition of irony.
I'm not sure, though i don't know.
There's a lot of it in hot dogs, i think.
But no, there is an alternate world out there where the opening of tmnt2 secret of the ooze is not about right and it's just people, jen.
Yeah, this is sacred.
This is sacred.
You can't take this away jen, it wouldn't work.
Watch your mouth.
With or without your help Bacalar, I will make this the hot dog podcast.
Look, Jan, I'm going to have a hot dog today, brother.
At best, I'll have a brat.
It does sound really good right now.
Is that okay if I just do a bunch of sauerkraut and broth?
I think it needs to be in a bun.
You need to delineate, but you can count it.
But you have to make sure you let us know it's a broth.
Don't say it's a hot dog.
I want Andrew to tell us if it counts if we eat a broth, because that might be a little too.
It obviously doesn't count.
Like, obviously a hot dog.
What do you mean?
Kielbasa!
Fuck out of here.
Oh my god.
That casing is a little tough sometimes on the key of Boston.
Thank you, Andrew, for lighting a fire within me.
I'm trying to find my wiener for something else.
Damn, my wienermobile emails might be on the old giant bomb thing.
How often do you say people work for Oscar?
Yeah, is it a revolving door at the wienermobile factory?
No, i heard you stay there for a while.
Like that's got to be a stepping stone of people's career paths.
To like i don't know.
Jimmy johns, all right, gag that about.
Does it for email?
Send your emails to bombcastagiantbombcom.
You know what?
It's not just us that has made this a hot dog podcast.
I know everywhere i go it's hot glizzy's in stereo.
I can't escape him.
We used to sell a shirt with Patrick Klepek dressed up as a hot dog.
Yeah.
I know.
It's not just you.
It's my hockey team.
The traditional Giant Bomb birthday present is 16 playing hot dogs.
It is true.
It is true.
Yeah.
It's ever.
Oh, my God.
There's a precedent.
Okay.
All right.
Fantastic.
Mike Minotti, hit me with any YouTube super chats if we got any.
We do.
Zach Schmo says, Dan is going to turn into the Lawnmower Man via Virtual Boy.
Speaking of, I want to play that weird Sega Genesis Lawnmower Man video game someday.
Yeah, I do too, yeah.
Strummer Bro says, we've seen a lot of games adapted to movies slash TV shows recently.
Any films or shows or books you'd like to see turned into a game a la John Wick?
Hmm.
Commando.
The good wife.
A Commando roguelite playing as Colonel John Matrix.
Yeah, that'd be awesome, actually.
That would be great fun.
XCOM, but the Predator movies.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that'd be fun.
Oh, I see.
Predator.
Okay.
That'd be pretty good.
Yeah.
Gosh, we had some Alien vs. Predator games.
Has there ever been a good just Predator game?
I don't think so.
There's the NES one.
There are some who would tell you that that Predator asymmetrical online multiplayer game.
Was that Hunting Grounds or something?
What was the one on PS2?
It was Predator Hunting Grounds.
Concrete Jungle or something was the PS2 one.
There's like a third person.
Yeah, it's not great okay, okay uh.
Migzi says uh, the bacalar, is 3d printing keycaps the next hot thing?
Um no, i don't think so, because it's like a very specific kind of plastic right yeah, they're usually abs.
I know you can print abs, but uh, there is a level of, like you know, finesse that a cap, a real keyboard uh keycap, has that like i just don't think you're getting out of a 3d printer.
I printed a couple of those like keycap fidget things for for dib and we we had to use a regular keycap because the ones that we've kept 3d printing would like crack.
Yeah, you can do it if, but it's, it's not the next hot thing right it's, it's not worth it right, because you're gonna, you'll just be able to get the better quality, like guaranteed thing from someone who will have a warranty and shit.
Like yeah, and the way they print on the real keycaps with like either it's like um, what if?
Sublimation and um, you know, double shot and all that stuff like the printing technology is so much better and crisper.
It's just it's not there just yet.
Tricky Love says wanted to put Super Battle Golf on your radar, if it isn't already.
Eight player friend swap golf with items like guns, mines, and orbital lasers.
Oh, okay.
Well, that sounds good.
Super Battle Golf.
Let's look at that.
Mixie says, MN.
I think that means me somehow.
Aren't you supposed to be vacay in Disneyland?
No, I came back from Orlando.
I wasn't in Disney World.
I was in Disney Springs, I guess, for a moment, if you want to count that.
But nope, that was a long weekend.
I'm back.
Meezy also says, I'm sad there's no bike club this week.
I'm spared.
Boy, do I need just one week break.
Boy, I was so worried.
Let's do it today.
Let's do it today.
But he hasn't, and we can't anyway.
There's no time.
Actually, we had that one meeting today.
We could do it later.
We could do it today.
No, we can't.
Actually, we can't.
Absolutely not.
I think we can do it today, right?
I need to be there and I can't do it today.
People in the chat, do you want it today?
What do you want for your Delight Club?
Was there that demo for that game?
That's kind of like you want to do that.
That'd be.
I think that'd be awesome.
Oh, there's the mythologies game.
That yeah, code for mythology is like.
We will check that out and if that runs uh, you can just watch me play overwatch.
Oh sure sure yeah, my chat really wants it today.
Yeah, it's so bad there's literally it's not actually any time to do that.
It's two hours in our meeting.
Wow, i want to do it.
The record show yeah yeah, great.
Uh, zombie porn says my favorite mike is british mike.
Death triangle yeah, what's your favorite mike era or faces of minotti?
Uh, bank robber mike, of course yeah yeah Oh, Bank Robber Mike with Kayla would go incredibly chaotic.
Oh, sure.
Sure.
In our craters.
Jesus Christ.
I love.
The same people are like.
You need to punish Dan Riker real hard and be like also.
We want to see you suffer today.
I mean, duality of man.
They want to see everyone on Blake Club suffer because that is the mission.
It is the whole point.
That's not the mission.
That's not the point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It feels like it's been the point.
It feels like it.
Rio Rocket says, who on the crew would do their dad's job the best Dan is a postal worker.
Bacalar is a taxi medallion broker.
Mike is a doctor.
I'm not sure what Greg or Jan's fathers do, but say to them, well, I know we can't be a doctor.
There's a lot you have to learn about doing that, and I don't know it.
My dad hasn't worked since 2015, so I think I could do what he does now.
Well, I guess he sells baseball cards on eBay, so I could figure that out.
My dad sells plastics?
I don't know.
Yeah, i don't know.
Like yeah, i don't know.
He's retired now.
I could do that very easily.
Yeah my, my dad was a buster for several years.
I could do that all right then.
Uh, i don't.
I still think dan could probably yeah, do his father's job.
The best was gonna go with it.
Uh, big fresh says back are you watch, shorezy?
Oh yeah.
I'm a big fan.
I think I still like Letterkenny more than Shorzy, but Shorzy has surprised me.
I thought season three of Shorzy was surprisingly, really well-written and very impactful in a really big way.
I've not seen...
I have to finish.
I think I have to finish four and five.
But those are they're only like, you know, five or six episode seasons.
Yeah, that's great.
I'm a huge fan.
Hell yeah.
Next up is Andrew Patton and says, I'm sitting cozy on this throne.
I think it's referring to his hot dog throne.
Oh, we're coming for you.
You can have it.
No, I refuse.
Absolutely not.
Ten hot dogs a day for 15 days and you already win.
Just think about it like that, everybody.
We're almost there.
I'm going to text Bacalar every time I have a hot dog.
That's what I'm going to do.
That's actually fine.
I have no problem with that.
Okay, great.
Thanks.
Oh, man.
Training for a hot dog.
Training for a marathon and also trying to eat the most hot dogs.
It's protein, Jaren.
It's protein.
Oh, you know, there you go.
You know, instead of those gel packs and stuff you put in your running belt for the long run days, just have, like you know what.
They're so cylindrical.
I bet I've got like one of those zipper belts.
I slide like six hot dogs into that belt.
Oh, like a bandolier.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, go ahead.
Backward.
You want to say something?
No, I'm trying to really unpack the whole thing.
I also think they're just fun, little pink, wiener floppy things, and I think that leans into the whole thing as well.
Like, oh, that's just a funny-looking food product anyway.
I'm just trying to understand the psychology of it all, because you can all like, look beyond all of these, you know, on its face disgusting, inherently thing, inherently disgusting things, and still be okay with it.
Trying to understand it is what I think.
I think a big part of it is this reaction right here.
Back the fact that normal people are so weirded out by it that it's like yeah man, I'm going to eat a bunch of them.
Isn't that crazy?
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Zombie Port says, if I Venmo Jan money, can you use it on hot dogs?
Don't Venmo me money, please.
He does not want that.
Migsy says, Grubb, would Blizzard ever bring back Blackford?
Hey, Migsy, does Grubb look like the Blizzard guy around here?
Does Jeff Grubb know that Blizzard thought about putting John Blackthorn whatever his name is in Heroes of the Storm.
Then it didn't happen.
You think he knows that?
I did.
I did know that.
Mike's definitely the Blizzard guy.
Mike, what's happening with Blackthorn?
They're not going to bring Blackthorn back.
No, they're not going to bring Blackthorn back.
Probably not.
They'll probably, like, re-release it again and again.
Like, they'll do that.
Yeah, Arcade Classics Collection or whatever.
You know, it's fun.
I mean, they're probably going to bring 330 Dwarves back before they bring Blackthorn back.
I don't think they're going to do that either.
So, yeah, I don't think it's that bad.
Yeah.
Rock and Roll Racing, they'll bring that back.
Well no, because that would be a nightmare, because they had to pay for those rights, for those songs before and now.
It's going to be hell.
It'll just be a mode in one of their games.
They'll just have a rock and roll racing Overwatch night.
And then Andrew Patton's back with a generous one here saying some starter hot dogs are even brats on me.
So there you go, everybody.
First dogs on Andrew.
All right.
Appreciate it.
All right, boys.
That about does it.
Well, Mike, is that it for Super Chats?
That is, in fact, it for Super Chats.
Thank you, everybody.
Thank you, Mike Minotti, for reading them.
What do we got?
Okay.
What we got going on the rest of this week.
We didn't get time to plan out yesterday because of the holiday, but we kind of got stuff loosely plotted out.
No Blight Club tomorrow because of some appointments.
So we'll have a Delight Club.
Maybe we'll just sit and eat hot dogs for two hours.
Delightful.
If I see you in a Discord or something I will Discord in from New York City with a hot dog in my hand.
Oh please please please, do uh game s mornings popping off wednesday thursday friday right, that's right.
Uh voicemail dump truck has now moved to an earlier time.
Folks, we are now up an hour, so 10 am pacific, 1 pm eastern time, i believe, is the new times for that, because this thursday we're starting a new Premium series with our own Abby Russell, Marami Tomodachi.
That's right, folks.
We'll be streaming it fine, but then we're going to 86 the archive and the VOD will live on for premium members.
What else we got going on?
UPF we have yet to decide, but who knows what it could be.
Anything is possible.
Anything can happen.
Maybe we'll just make hot dogs.
Who knows?
I don't know.
Hot dog stream.
Hot dog stream.
Folks, anything else that I forgot that is popping off on the website?
No.
Lots of coverage of new games.
We'll certainly be doing this is the run more with Millionaire.
Obviously travel and stuff has made it difficult here, but we're excited to do more and you will see more.
Yeah, we might try to record one of those today.
We'll see.
We shall see.
Also, if you haven't checked out the first episode of Nine Lives of Mr Mistoffelees, as Mike pointed out earlier, I suggest you go check that out.
I think the show which was supposed to be Chuck's little outlet to de-stress from work is now killing him.
Whose phone is that?
Hmm.
That's the content creator's curse.
Like that's how it goes.
Yeah, exactly.
Sabotaging him.
I make him put command lines into trying to reprogram the game on the fly.
Oh, my God.
He's not even a part of the show, and I like how offended I am.
How dare you?
I just see myself being chucked.
Why would you play Skyrim and not play around with the console command?
Are you a child?
Get out of here.
Never occurred to me.
It's already basically for babies.
It's so easy.
We got to do console commands.
You have to make the horse big.
You got to have a big horse.
You're a child, man.
The horse is big.
Now I'm happy.
This is such a weird thing for you.
Some of those words are real intelligible.
That about does it for this week's episode of the Giant Bobcast.
Hey, I don't know.
Go like and subscribe.
Go rate the podcast higher than Metroid Prime 4 or at least the same review score across podcast platforms.
He's been Jeff.
He's been Jeff.
He's been Mike.
He's been Dan.
I've been Jan.
Shouts out to Sean for editing the show.
Love you, Sean.
Shouts out to Chuck.
Shouts out to Wilf.
Shouts out to you at home.
We love you.
We'll see you next week for another episode of the Jive Podcast.
Goodbye.
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