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Some days I wake up and I'm Andrew Ruberman's God son.
I wake up, I stretch, I get my so-as loose, I get outside, I get some sun light, I get some sunlight, I get cold plunge, I sauna, I do everything, I meditate, I focus, I pray, I don't even believe in God, I'm just praying to the universe, I do everything.
And then some days are like today, right, wake up and I just wage war for my boxers in my bedroom.
I don't get out of bed. I open up my laptop, I'm like, oh, what's coming in?
What's coming into the inbox?
I'm ready. I put on my armor and I just start.
I'm launching ad campaigns, I'm fighting off a cease and desist.
I'm texting somebody, I'm diligently, I get a deal and three hours fly by, I haven't brushed my teeth, I haven't changed my clothes.
I'm like, I'm just sitting in bed, I do a Zoom call, they're like, are you in bed?
I'm like, brother, I haven't gotten out of bed yet.
I just started, I woke up and I was playing the game.
And if I'm honest with you, if I'm totally honest with you, I've never feel more alive than what I'm in that second mode.
I'm sorry, you've ever been, forgive me, I just feel more alive when I do it the wrong way.
It usually starts with like something bad that you see, like a fire.
Like why the hell are we spending this much money on this?
Or what exactly? That's why it's a wage war.
It's because I'm like, something triggers me.
I'm like, exactly, why are the numbers lower than they should be?
F this, I'm in a single handedly changed this dashboard right now.
Or somebody text me saying, whatever, did you see this?
Or hey, we get an email and that's like, hey, you're screwed?
I'm like, not only am I not screwed, I'm thriving.
Hold on, just give me 90 minutes on this.
I will turn this around.
And I just like, I don't know.
It's just, it gets something in me.
Something comes out of me that's just more valuable than all of the good healthy stuff.
Years ago we talked about a company on here called Jambies.
And I felt it was the stupidest idea that I've ever heard.
I think it was underwear that you could wear shorts.
Bro. I'm not going to flash the audience, but just so you know, I'm potting in Jambies right now.
I was going to ask, were you wearing Jambies?
I thought it was the dumbest idea and you're like, oh, I own a bunch of Jambies.
I bought like 30 pairs of Jambies.
I even cut a deal with him for the milk road to advertise, but I was like, pay me in Jambies credits.
He gave us $2,000 of Jambies credits to run an ad.
And I was like, dude, I'm eating off this $2,000 store credit right now.
I've never been more thrilled.
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Back to the chaos. Speaking of eating, I see on the top of our document that you have something called the insane pizza business.
Yes. What's that? All right, you're going to know about this.
I didn't know about this.
So our buddy, Val, tweeted this out.
He goes, the biggest pizza chain in the country is one I've never heard of.
He's called Brothers Pizza.
And here's the hook. These guys went in and basically found a new way to do the pizza business.
They've spread to 9,000 stores.
And I'm pretty sure this is my guesswork, but I'm pretty sure they're doing over 500 million a year in revenue.
And they're growing very, very fast.
So what hunt brothers is, if you're like me and you're a dainty little flower that only lives in metropolitan areas, civilized places.
You may not have this place.
Yeah, exactly. We cut our nails over here.
So I've never run into a hunt brothers, but apparently if you've never worn jorts before, there's a direct correlation of how often you worn jorts and how often you've eaten hot pizza.
That then diagram is a circle.
Yeah. All right. So basically what these guys do is they created a pizza restaurant that is only like 50 or 100 square feet.
The way it works is they put them into a lot of times, convenience stores, gas stations, places like that.
And the owner of the gas station now has a little pizza shop inside.
So he can pop in a pizza. It takes five minutes.
It comes out kind of like, you know, broiling hot and they can sell them by the slice or as they call them by the hunk.
And they sell a hunk of pizza.
A hunk of pizza is a quarter, you know, a one-fourth of a pizza.
And they sell it for like, you know, a hunk is 289 or you can get two hunks for 549.
Or you can get two hunks for free if you go to our YouTube channel and subscribe.
Nice segue. Thank you very much.
Good job. I really just do this to abuse myself at this point.
Two hunks for the price of a like.
I did it. All right. So what these guys are doing, they basically you buy the, the, the, the, you buy the equipment for 10 grand.
So you give them 10 grand, they give you the thing.
But then after that, there's no contract.
There's no licensing fee.
There's no royalty fee.
So it's very different that a traditional franchise.
All you do is you have to buy the ingredients from them.
And so the way it works is you buy the ingredients from them.
They have like, I don't know, distribution centers across the, across the country.
They have like, I don't know, what is it like a hundred something, you know, 16 regional dispute centers, 100 trucks that are delivering pizzas daily to out of each center to, to do this.
And it's crushing in the South and rural areas.
Really a lot of areas. It's like the dollar store, how the dollar general or dollar tree really have thrived of the last decade.
And one of the reasons is like, there's a whole bunch of places that are kind of stranded, land, people don't build enough retail there.
And so, you know, the dollar general becomes the spot.
It becomes like the store you can use.
It's like where you go and get a gallon of milk.
Yeah, exactly. And so what these guys are doing is like, there's a hunt brothers inside the gas station.
There might not be another restaurant for like 10 miles.
Or there might be just very few options.
And so the hunt brothers becomes like, you know, the de facto restaurant choice.
Have you ever been to a town that's been like that?
Yeah. But my best friend in college, my buddy Trevor, he was from a place called Lander, Wyoming.
And I was like, I've never heard of Lander.
And he's like, we got five traffic lights.
Told you. Yeah. There's one street that has like stop lights.
And there's five of them.
And that's it. We went there.
And it's the only time in my life I've ever been like, yeah, let's just drunk drive.
It's fine. There's no car here.
We literally got drunk and we drove and there's not a single car in the road because there's nobody in this town.
There's nobody in this document alive.
He would leave his car key in the car in the ignition.
Would he just a guy go to a store?
He just come back out and like the car, the key is already in the ignition.
Dude, a lot of times they'll leave their car on.
Like when I go and visit my cousins in these areas, they'll leave the car on.
He bought his car used and he was one day at a gas station and this giant Native American guy came up to him was like, brother, is this your car?
And he's like, yeah, it is.
And he's like, hold on. He goes back to his car.
He's like, I used to have that car.
Here's the key. Here's like an extra key that I've had for that car for a while.
It's a crazy place. So anyways, places like that where Hunt Brothers does really, really well.
I thought this was a pretty genius model because what they did was they changed the footprint.
So in the same way that five hour energy said, let's not sell an energy drink in the fridge where we're competing as Red Bull and Monster.
Let's create a small shot size, you know, non refrigerated skew that we could put right up at the front by the register.
They changed the footprint and because of that, they were able to compete in a category because they became a category of one.
We're the only energy drink that's a shot size at the register.
And what Hunt Brothers is doing is they're like, we're going to create a new category.
Forget Domino's, forget Pizza Hut.
We're going to be the pizza that's in the gas stations.
And it's ironic when I was researching this, I thought like you, this must be like, isn't it gross?
Dude, people love this pizza.
Dude, they're like, honestly, it tastes better than the pizza I get at Domino's.
Like the amount of love that this brand has, it's almost become kind of one of those, it's so bad it's good.
Yeah, it's like White Castle.
It's like White Castle where it's like, it's distinct.
So if you want it, that's the thing that's going to solve that problem, but it doesn't feel good.
And just, here's the math on this.
So a normal Hunt Brothers location might drive 10 grand a month of revenue.
Okay. Now, remember, they have no royalties, they have no licensing fees, they don't charge your marketing surcharge, all they do is, they just charge you for the ingredients.
It's about 50% gross margins.
So that means on 10,000 per location, they're doing 5 grand a month per location in the ingredients.
5 grand a month times 9,000 locations that they have is 45 million a month.
That's it. Over 500 million a year.
And they're like, dude, this is great.
It's working. They're like, now we're going into military bases, basically anywhere where you, you couldn't justify a full restaurant build out, we can still survive.
We're like the cockroach of the industry.
We can survive in places other people can't.
So like, you know, a dominoes might make 700,000 a year in revenue and Hunt Brothers won't do that.
They'll do 120 or 150 or 200.
So they do less revenue, but they're only 100 square feet or 56 square feet, right?
It's like tiny. And so they could just fit into places other people can't fit.
And I just think this is a, it's an amazing business.
I was blown away by the scale.
And I think that there's actually many other businesses out there like the five hour energy example, like Hunt Brothers, that if you just change the form factor and you figure out how to do the sort of like the mutually, forgot what it is, like there's like a type of parasite that's mutually beneficial.
It's like, you know, there's fish that live on top of whales.
They like we eat the thing off you, but then we get all this other free stuff.
That's basically Hunt Brothers because if you're a gas station, you put one of these in, people will come in.
And guess what? They don't just buy the slice, they'll also buy a drink and then they'll buy this and whatever.
And they're like, you know, for a long time, gas station is basically subside on, you know, oil, beer and cigarettes.
And now there's like a new one.
There's like a fourth horseman, pizza.
Pizza is now here. And so this like fresh food inside gas stations has become like a big win-win for them.
And they've been around forever.
It looks like on Wikipedia, they started selling pizza in 1962, changed their business in 1991 to the current iteration.
So they've been around for a long ass time.
They did a thing called Pepe's, I think.
It was like Pepe's wholesale food or something like that.
And they were doing kind of the same thing, but without the front-facing brand.
So they were doing wholesale food, basically selling food in wholesale to other places.
So they had that kind of like the supply chain side of it, but they didn't have the brand.
And so the brothers came together and they were like, what if we made the consumer brand for this?
And it's kind of like a B2B to C model, right?
We'll give the brand to these gas station owners, to these convenience stores, and then we'll supply the wholesale food like we already knew how to do.
What's even crazier is how weird things become quality.
So for example, have you had canes, canes, chicken?
Raisin canes? Raisin canes, sorry, raisin canes.
Like it's okay, it's fine, but it just has like a crazy cult.
It's just really weird how things kind of catch on.
And I'm really fascinated by that because raisin canes is fine.
I guess like it's really weird how they serve their stuff in styrofoam still.
And they just give you like a piece of bread.
Like that's kind of odd and that's weird that it's now a cult thing amongst young people.
And it's weird that this is also one of those things, but it takes like 30 years because it's almost like you have to grow up knowing that it's a thing.
And then when you're grown up, it's got to be like the nostalgic thing that you post online about.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not a game plan you can execute because it's not predictable.
It kind of takes 20, 30 years to do it.
But when you do it, it's like it's like when you, it's like those people who get hot and they're in their 30s or something.
It's like, what? That's found money.
How'd you do that? And it's like these brands that they kind of just were like low stakes brands that survive.
But then 25 years later, they become trendy.
They're like, what the fuck?
We're trendy now? These mom jeans are cool now.
All right, sweet. I just had these because I liked them, right?
And that's basically what happens to these brands is 25 years in, they get this gust of wind that like picks them up and makes them cool all of a sudden.
Do you remember XFL, like the alternative NFL and they had crazy names of their jerseys?
Like he hate me. Your XFL name is Sean found money, Perry.
That's found money. That's your new nickname now.
The guy who got hot in his 30s.
You're officially found money.
That's cool. I didn't think that this would interest you and I like you more because it does.
I'm trying, it's actually part of my PR team was like, hey, you need something relatable, bro.
Yeah, you need a hook collar.
We find a blue collar business for this guy to talk about here.
Yeah. Sean, you know, we're, we're tanking in the numbers because you didn't know who Dally Parton was.
We got to revitalize it.
We got to make him more relatable.
But two scores dropping.
I got my like, my fictional PR team over here.
Like guys, we need something.
Let me tell you another thing that is probably even more random.
So listen to this. So in 2013, this 29 year old sweetest software engineer, he posted on Reddit in a web development subreddit and he said, I'm fiddling around with Google Maps and their new API and I made a small application.
I'd appreciate your feedback and suggestions.
And you click on the link and it's this thing called GeoGessor.
Have you ever heard of GeoGessor?
No. All right. So you're mine.
And so his original application was a small thing where you basically see a random street view of Google Maps.
I've seen this. And you have to guess where you are.
And so they'll drop you off.
Like you can do like a, it depends how hard it is.
But you can see a barn and you see like some grass and you see like a half of a road.
And then on TikTok, there's these guys who are like, this is rural Kansas and they'll like drop the pen and they're within like 20 feet of it.
That's like insane. Yeah.
And so like it could be easy.
So it could be like time square or the, you know, Athens or something like that.
But then it gets more complicated where you'll get dropped in someplace in Ghana and you have to look at the license plate and you're like, the license plates are yellow.
I know that's a thing in Ghana.
And I also know that like these cars are this model of car.
They quit selling that in Ghana.
This might actually be this other location.
And so it's like a contest basically.
It's a game. And it does okay.
And so up until 2019, it's only doing okay.
It's, I believe it's a Swedish company and all the revenue is public.
And so 2019, the company did $467,000 in revenue and $61,000 in profit.
So he's five years into this business, six years into the business, or sorry, three years into the business and it's doing okay.
And like barely full time living.
Well, the pandemic hits.
This thing explodes. And so check it.
Listen to the revenue growth.
$2,022 million, $21 million, $10 million, $22, 18, 23, they did $21 million in revenue and $11 million in EBITDA.
And the owner took out $9 million in dividends.
And so at this point, this thing is called Geogessor.
So in 2019, 2020, the pandemic hits, people are sitting at home.
Originally, it's just monetizing with some advertising and not doing that well.
He decides to put up a paywall.
So you have to pay for certain games.
And his revenue blows up.
And so does this traffic.
So at this point, this guy, Geogessor's, this website, it has 50 employees and it has 50 million registered users.
And if you go to their traffic on similar web, it's like 12 or 15 million a month.
And there are all these YouTubers and TikTokers who are famous now because of it.
And so there's a YouTuber that I was looking at and I would watch his videos.
He has something like 1.3 million subscribers.
And in fact, Geogessor's has created a world cup.
So it's $100,000 in prizes.
And they do this in-person event.
And these guys get dropped off in the most random locations.
And they sometimes within seconds, they can guess where they are to within a mile.
It's insane that this guy has built this company.
And it's just amazing that something so small and so silly has become such a serious business.
This is an amazing find.
Kudos to you. Love that you found this.
I had no idea this was a business.
I had seen the games of the guys guessing this.
There's one guy, I can't even describe what he looks like, but he's ingrained in my mind.
I see him all the time on tiktok.
Kudos just like, he's like a god at this.
And it blows me away. What I didn't realize is that there's actually a business for this.
I just assumed they're using Google Maps.
I didn't even know that there was a website that does this and that I went to it.
I tried to sign up to play.
I want to play while we're doing this.
And you cannot play. You cannot play.
You cannot play. Until you pay.
And the pricing is hilarious.
It's like $2.49 a month to play like five minutes.
You can play once a day. But if you pay $2.89, I'm like, for extra like $0.40, you can play unlimited.
And my brain's like screaming the value.
Just for 40 more cents, I get unlimited play.
So yeah, I want to do this.
We should play a game of this.
I'm like, do you have an account?
We should play one. No, I didn't sign up, but I should.
The guy's YouTube, you're thinking about on tiktok.
I think his name is Rainbolt.
And I think he has over a million subscribers on YouTube.
And his views are huge. And so, and he's not the only one.
There's tons of these guys doing this.
And it's really actually wildly exciting to watch.
It's very strange. Dude, we should sponsor this.
There's not many things I think we should sponsor.
There's not many places where I want to be a big fish in the smallest of ponds.
But if there's one, it's this nerd Olympics of geoguesser to be able to go and sponsor this thing for like, you know, 1999.
Get up, get to my first million banner somewhere.
It's awesome, right? We are the official podcast of geoguesser is what I would like to be.
It's really cool. What these guys have done.
And the cool part is that just like in the UK, so in the UK, there's a website called Companies House where you, if you're a company that does, I think, 10 million in revenue, you have to display your reports or your financials.
I guess in Switzerland, Erwe, is he Swedish?
I think he's Swedish, sorry.
And Sweden, you have to do the same.
And so it was actually a little bit challenging to find these numbers because I've got to do all this translations.
But you can actually see all of their numbers for their revenue and things like that.
And so you can go back and track their growth.
It's really fascinating.
I'm surprised. I mean, I'm surprised at many things.
I'm surprised as things do a 20 million a year at revenue.
I'm also surprised that it's only 50% margin.
What do you think? What are these guys' costs?
What is happening here?
I don't know. How much is hosting costs?
You had one of these sites.
Not 10 million dollars.
So I'm going to get this brother and AWS plan.
Like what's going on? Yeah, I don't know.
50 employees cost $5 million maybe.
Or yeah, why is he have 50 employees?
What are they doing? I don't know, man.
You got to look him up on LinkedIn.
But I know that he, but on is, if you go to the GeoGester career page, they like list all their people.
I don't know. I think they have a bunch of advertising stuff.
So I think they have an ad sales team because if you go to their like employee list, it's like developers, of course.
But then like account managers, things like that.
So Google increased their Maps API cost 14x.
So it went from a dollar to $14 per 1000 API calls.
So that's got to be, that's got to be why.
And that's why he put the pay wall in because he's like, Google's force of me.
And by the way, five years ago, so he puts the pay wall up.
Here's a post on the subreddit for our slash GeoGester title.
Why the pay wall is the worst idea ever?
It says, so first of all, I understand.
That Google increased its API fees by this.
And I understand that GeoGester needs to make money.
However, I don't understand why all of a sudden there's a pay wall.
I can't do, I can't play at all.
Every single map, every single thing is, is this why do a pay wall?
Do more ads. Do you seriously think users are going to pay a subscription fee?
I think 90% are going to leave and never come back.
This move was in no way intelligent, especially because GeoGester is not the kind of game you're going to completely talk.
You're going to keep playing and keep talking about.
The pay wall is a great way to make sure nobody ever plays your game again.
So congratulations on ruining what you had spent years building and your best achievement.
It is now your worst flop ever five years ago.
Well, I would say that the owner's new, the broker of the owner's new penthouse over looking Stockholm really disagrees that that was a flop.
Sorry, I can't hear you from the 19th floor penthouse.
Yeah. Dude, this is amazing.
This is like the internet, dork version of a revenge bond.
When you get this type of header comment and then you're proven absolutely correct, this is revenge.
Yeah, he gets the Found Money Award.
I don't know if I used that correctly, but we'll just assume I did.
It's still workshopping it.
Yeah, so anyway, pretty sick, right?
GeoGester. What do you got?
I got a quick one for you.
This is my side hustle of the week.
It's not quite a blue collar side hustle.
It's actually a white collar side hustle.
So this is a, you know, this is a Ivy League side hustle.
So saw the story the other day that Alex Easler, I don't know how you say the last name, who is a sophomore at Brown University.
So shout out to Alex, the coolest sophomore at Brown.
This person is basically flipping, you know, high-end restaurant reservations.
I saw that. The guy was basically like the guys basically created a ton of accounts on Rezzy, on Open Table, calls in, calls in using fake voices, fake names, and he's getting reservations at Carbone and all these cool New York restaurants, like the hottest of the hot places, he gets a month in advance and he's flips it for $750 or I got a restaurant, I got a reservation at Carbone and he flips it for $1,500.
He says that in the last year he's made $70,000 flipping restaurant reservations, $70,000 as a side hustle doing this.
And his screen name on appointment, appointment trader is Glorious Seed 75.
Oh my God. Which I know you were thinking about for baby names, and it was your second choice, but Glorious Seed is just an phenomenal name.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of this kid.
But it definitely was the nickname when she was in her mother's stomach, my glory is Seed.
The quote I love, it was this, Alex said, it's like some people play Candy Crush on their phone, I played dinner reservations.
Was this in like, was this in like the New Yorker?
Where was this? Yeah, it was in the New Yorker, but it was like buried halfway through the story.
So the story to me was, wow, some sophomore is making $70,000 flipping high-end restaurant reservations.
That's awesome. That New York article was like, what if 15 pages long, and it was all about like, how restaurants are really busy now?
It's like, who is the editor of this?
Like, you buried the viral story of this, you know, nine pages in.
This is ridiculous. That's insane.
What do you think about that?
I mean, so I think someone doing that, I think they're going to be incredibly successful.
I think this will get shut down as he shouldn't have talked to the New Yorker.
Yeah, exactly. What are you doing?
The only explanation that would make me respect them more is if this doesn't actually work anymore.
And then they're like, all right, well, let me just go get some free PR as my like back-end bonus out of this because like the arbitrage is going away or it's not working as well anymore.
Yeah, I had like two crazy months during the pandemic or well, after the pandemic, you know, stopped and everyone wanted to go to these restaurants.
And my run rate was 70 grand.
But let me just feed this to the New Yorker and get some free press.
That would be a cool story.
If this was actually working really well and you went to the New Yorker to go talk about this, silly move.
Don't need to do that. And yeah, I'm like you, this is actually a waste of time and talent, but it does show me that you've got talent.
And congratulations. You will be successful, but you're kind of wasting yourself right now.
It's not a waste for a 20-year-old.
It's a worthy cause if you're a sophomore in college.
But yeah, like this, like it'll be done.
It's probably already dead.
You probably already got glorious seed probably has already banned from the from that website.
Dude, when I was a sophomore in college, my friends and I had a genius idea to try to win the McDonald's Monopoly game.
And unlike the movies where the guy who actually did it, he like figured out how to win, we just tried to brute force it.
You know how he figured out a win, right?
He just worked at the he worked at the place that made the pieces.
So I would have respected myself more if I had contacted the place that made the piece that's been like, hey man, I'll give you a thousand bucks if you can tell me where boardwalk is.
Instead we were just like, hey, we're just going to dig through dumpsters and go get the pieces that people throw out and see if we can win.
And I ended up making like three grand that year.
When did you really? Yeah, we like found something, we like won something.
It was like worth probably like a thousand dollars.
But I wasted like a semester of extra curricular brain power doing this.
And I thought I was winning and you know, what's it's like winning a carnival game.
It's like I won the bear.
It's like, dude, you spent $90 winning that bear.
You know, you could have just bought the bear for six bucks, right?
That's basically how I treated my college career.
A bunch of, you know, this really dumb, really dumb side hustle ideas that kind of panned out.
But if I had just done like something useful with my time, I would have made you know, 10 times more in the long run.
Did you really, I mean, winning a thousand dollars on that thing is kind of like a rush.
Have you ever won the lottery or like any type of scratch off?
I've won like flaffles.
I've won like poker tournaments.
I think on scratchers, I've never had a big win.
I've played a lot of scratchers.
I probably have probably down a couple thousand bucks lifetime on scratchers.
Wait, do you really, you still buy them?
Not anymore because my wife looks down on me for doing it.
But there was like a three or a period of my life where like if I saw a scratcher, you know, I'm buying.
I have not bought a scratch off thing or a lottery ticket in my entire life.
That lines up. You're the guy who sold his company and then put it all in his like a CD and never touched it.
Congratulations. I have been missing out.
So I'm a pretty degenerate gambler and I said, I have a lot of, you know, like anyone who's a degenerate about anything, you have stories that are, it sounds like you're rock bottom and you're like, bro, that's just scratching the surface of what I've done.
Like, you know, I've gone on river boats and I've, you know, overdrawn my account and I've, you know, I've done really dumb stuff when I was in my early 20s gambling.
So I love gambling. And if you take me to a casino, I'm happy.
I'm happy as a clam. But I went with my mentor, my investor who's a billionaire.
I went with my mentor, Michael Birch and we go to Vegas for like a conference or for a meeting.
We're going to go meet Rupert Murdoch actually.
And so we're there for this big meeting and we're staying at the win, I think.
And we go, you know, we go down to the floor and any degenerate nose like, there is a certain feeling that comes over your body when you walk the floor of a casino, when you enter the casino, it's like something about the air, the sounds that like physiologically does something in my body.
For sure. And so I'm like, Michael, you want to play?
I'm like, let's, let's find a tape.
We got, you know, a couple hours before the thing.
Let's, let's gamble. And I'm just like, I want to gamble.
But I'm also, you know, I'm trying to hang out with him and I'm trying to be cool and whatever.
And you're only like 26 or 27.
I'm 25 years old, maybe.
He's 40 or something like that.
45, I don't know how old he is.
And he's like, you know, a thousand, whatever, 10,000 times wealthier than me and smarter than me.
He's everything better than me.
And so that became very apparent because he's like, I was like, do you gamble?
And he's like, not really.
And I was like, oh, why? Like, you know, you don't like it or whatever.
He's like, why would I gamble?
Like, you know, the house has an edge, right?
And I'm the, so I have these chips in my hand.
I just put them back in my pocket.
And I really haven't gambled since because I was like, oh, so the rich successful guy admire, just pointed out.
He's like, yeah, like, this is a losing game.
Why would I play a losing game?
And just him saying that, you know, my mom is told me to stop gambling.
I've had friends being like, yo, you should, you know, why don't you just not do it?
And nothing has ever sunk in except for this guy just being like, why would I play house has an edge?
I thought you were going to like, like, right, when you walk into the casino, you turn your hat backwards and you like, I took your shirt and you're like, poke a shot and see you.
I have a different dialect.
I'm like, prison Mike. Yeah.
Or date Mike. Yeah. Like, date Mike.
Nice to meet me. Yeah. I thought you were going to just like, change.
Like, thanks for holding my money.
And then it starts saying that to people, speaking of money, we got to get a shout out to one of our sponsors, Beehive.
Yeah. What's not a gamble?
Starting news on around Beehive.
You know what's not a gamble?
You're content out there for the world of love.
And you know, who's making money instead of, you know, pissing it away?
Tyler Denk, the CEO of Beehive, who just raised a crazy amount of money, $33 million announced yesterday.
And then he opened up with some community round.
He's like, oh, by the way, like, if you want to invest in Beehive and you missed out on the fun.
And he just posted it in two hours, they crossed a million dollars of community raise.
What? This guy created amazing, like PR, Halo, you know, he's creating a cult of believers.
It's pretty impressive to see what he's doing.
And I think I'm one of the believers.
I had the opportunity to invest in this when they first started.
And I passed. I don't remember what the valuation was.
What was it? Ten. It was under ten.
I think we both passed under ten.
I realized my sins and I came and I said, father, forgive me.
Let me invest after I started using the product.
And then I was like, I was like, I was using the product.
I still really wasn't fully convinced because like, I don't know how big this market is, how big is newsletters?
Is this Tunish? And then they kept shipping updates so fast and building features so well.
I was like, okay, I've learned enough times in my career.
Like, just don't bet on like a workhorse founder and a team that ships this fast for a product you love and you use.
Just like if that, if those boxes are checked, just invest.
It's okay. You might be surprised on the upside with the market, which it seems like I guess is the case here because they've really taken off.
But I want, I normally do not sell, I have a policy actually.
I think this should be an official MFM policy, which is we do not celebrate fundraising news.
Fundraising is not to be celebrated.
I mean, think about what you're saying when you celebrate fundraising.
It's either a combination of congratulations.
Now the game is starting.
Like, you don't get cheered for to start the game.
You get cheered when you win.
The second thing is, it's congratulations.
You gave up a piece of your company, right?
You shouldn't really celebrate fundraising too much.
I thought this was an ad for them.
We're supposed to make them look cool.
But here's why I like it.
Because he said something.
He had a great quote. And if I'm a sucker for one thing, it's a great quote.
And he said, in his slack to his team, he's like, all right guys, money's in the bank, but the rent still do.
That's so good. I don't even know fully what that means.
But that sounds like some mafia shit and I dig it.
Which is some version of cool, we got all the funding.
But this doesn't mean anything.
We still got to pay the rent.
We got to put in the work and actually deliver.
And so I like that line. That's the only reason I'm willing to talk about the fundraising because he said the rent still do.
And I think the rent still do is just like a great, great slogan.
He also had in the tech crunch article, he goes, look, we're only two years into this and we have a billion emails going out.
And like that line does in itself, isn't a lot.
But the fact that this guy is this, I don't like using the word cocky because that's negative.
But he's so confident. I love what he has.
And I don't know what the valuation was for this.
Maybe it was probably north of $100 million.
So he's right. I'm wrong.
I lost on that one. So kudos to be hive.
And if you want to start a newsletter, be hive with two eyes.
They still need to change their name though, be hive dot com.
All right. Okay. So what else you got?
Let's talk about Nick Gray.
So Nick Gray is the hottest thing going on the internet right now.
So Nick Gray is a good friend of mine, good friend of yours.
I've known Nick for a little bit now.
He's the weirdest person I've ever met.
So one time Sarah and I are New York.
He DMs me on Twitter. I've never met him.
He goes, hey, I want to take you to Washington Square Park and give you a tour.
We go there and we start hanging out and he pulls out a blanket that he goes, yeah, keep a picnic blanket in my bag at all times.
And he lays it out and I'm like, all right, cool.
And then he goes, hey, do you want to fill the frisbee?
I always keep a frisbee on me.
And he has a frisbee. And then I was like, I guess we could tell him that and he goes, hey, do you want to fly kite?
I always have a kite on me.
And so he pulls out a kite.
Hey, you want to kiss? I got lips.
Yeah. And I'm like, this is the weirdest guy I've ever met.
And then I get to know him over the years.
And I realize it's totally genuine.
He's just a weird guy and this is its act.
So fast forward a few years later, Nick has written a book called the two hour cocktail parties.
By the way, none of this is an ad.
We just, we admire this guy's weirdness.
He lets his freak fly fly.
We dig that and he just did something interesting, which is what we're about to get to.
Yeah. And so he starts getting a little popular on the internet and he tweets something out last week.
Here's the tweet. I'll read it verbatim.
He goes, I want to go on a blind date and I want to go to Tokyo next weekend.
Here's the qualifications.
If you're a woman with a passport who likes sushi and Japanese food and you could write a bike in a big city, let's go and I'll pay for everything.
But in return, you have to film stupid videos of me for my socials.
And then he puts out an application where you could sign up on like a Google Doc.
So I call them. Do you know how many applications he got to this?
Four hundred women applied to go with him.
And he sorts through all the listings and he sends me like his top five and his top ten and he does calls with them to figure out if it's what he says, a culture fit.
He's like, I want to see if it's basically a job interview.
He's like, I want to see if this is a culture fit.
And so this post that he writes about or writes on Twitter, it gets something like two million views, the original, the original tweet.
And people are so bought in.
Now fast forward a few days ago, he's on the date.
He picks the girl up until recently.
He never showed the woman, but he is tweeting out and documenting the whole thing saying, I just picked up flowers for her.
I'm about to go pick her up at the airport.
I've scheduled a ramen dinner for us.
And then we're going to do this, this, this.
I'm nervous. And he's like explaining his inner dialogue publicly.
Each tweet is getting hundreds of thousands or millions of views.
And he's saying exactly what's going on.
Eventually he shares her face and they look like they're having a blast.
And I talk to him. And people are reaching out to him from all over Japan.
And like he shares, he goes, we just got this amazing dinner reservation because this man owns this restaurant who's hosting us.
Or we're going to host a meetup with all the people who are following along.
And the date goes so well, they've extended the date.
So right now it's Wednesday.
I believe they're still there.
It was only supposed to be a couple days.
They're five or six days in.
He has Netflix and Amazon reaching out to him about a show for this.
It's just like one of the most viral things that I've seen about such a weird topic.
People are so bought in.
I've got so many people messaging me saying, are you following what Nick just did?
Nick just shared that the date's going well.
I'm so invested into this.
I that's exactly it. I am so invested into this.
I love this on so many levels.
The main thing is just I love that Nick's just being himself.
And I love that he like there's many ways to be rich.
We've talked about this before.
You can be rich with money.
You can be rich with time.
You can be rich with friends.
This life is rich with fun and adventure.
And I think that that is something that that's why this is resonating because I think there's a deep part of a lot of us that is like, am I making the most of my time on this little blueberry?
Am I making the most out of my time in life?
And I think what Nick has done with this Tokyo date.
To me, it's not about dating.
It's not about anything.
This guy is like living.
He's having an adventure.
He's having fun. And we want to go along for the ride.
So I think we should actually go tweet by tweet with this thing.
Go. Dive deep for anybody who's not following this.
So tweet one. We'll put this on the screen on YouTube so you can see it all and you can see pictures of her.
And so go to go to the YouTube channel where it's my first million.
You'll see it. So all right.
So tweet one is he goes, I want to do a blind date in Tokyo next weekend.
You read that out. He puts a Google Doc.
Let's read the Google Doc.
You open up the Google Doc and it says, Nick raised Tokyo blind date.
Do you like sushi? Do you like exploring new cities?
Do you like blonde guys with glasses?
It's so come to Tokyo for a blind date next weekend.
It'll be fun. Possible itinerary.
You arrive April 25th. You leave April 28th.
It's now May 1st. They're still going.
It's like, you know, you replace spin the bottle and they got you know seven minutes of heaven.
It's been 11 minutes. What is going on in the closet over there?
I must know. So he says, if you've never been to Tokyo, we're going to do some touristy stuff.
Blah blah blah. We're going to go to Shinjuku at night.
We're going to go to some hot springs, team lab, tea tastings, this park.
East able to try two or three restaurants maybe four.
We'll talk. We'll walk a lot, shop, eat and explore.
Why I'm doing this. I went to Tokyo last summer and it was excellent.
But after a few days, I wish that I had a fun cute friend traveling with me.
Just to say that I allowed.
I mean, I'm not even saying that.
It even a part of me, you know, clenched up.
Yes. And I had to read that in those words.
Okay. I wish I had a fun cute friend traveling with me.
All right. I wanted to talk into your stories with and also film me from my dumb Instagram Reels.
Logistics, I'll get you a fly.
I'll get you a hotel room.
Is this crazy? I guess. But it also sounds fun.
Yes. Exactly. That's the sweet spot of life.
Feel free to reference check me here here at apply blah blah blah.
And so you had to email him to apply.
So you said he had how much 400 women apply?
400. Which let's just take a moment to admire that.
So you can go on a dating app as a guy.
Normally it's you send 400 messages to get one back.
He sent one message out and got 400 women coming inbound.
Yeah. Work smarter, not harder.
All right. All right. So that's sweet one.
He also tweeted out the conversion rate between the Japanese yen and the US dollar.
And he was like, all of you people thought I was going to be spending a lot.
Turns out it just turned in my favor.
And he's like, it's like tweeting out like the universe is conspiring to help Nick Gray with this date.
So he's giving updates kind of play by play.
So he's like, I'm flying out.
Here's what I'm going to do.
He's like, here's the agenda.
He's like, she's, you know, I'm on my way to the airport.
She's on her way to the airport.
I'm going to pick her up.
I'm going to get flowers.
He does a poll on Twitter.
Should I bring flowers?
Yes, bring the flowers.
No chill vibes. Guess which one won the poll?
Which one? 55% bring flowers.
45% of course. Of course.
Too hot to try hardy. Dude, 45% on Twitter is our losers.
That's an easy. He's promoting his blog.
By the way, I'm traveling.
Here's my travel pack of must-haves.
He's got refreshed tears.
He's got his eye mask. He's got like some, I don't know, some tape.
I don't know why he's bringing tape.
Things get a little crazy.
Here he's got a toothbrush.
Okay. So he's going step by step as to how he's going to do this.
Okay. So now he picks her up.
And he never shows her face.
He only shows her face like her hands accepting the flowers or the back of her head as she's taking a picture in awe of the Tokyo skyline.
So let's just read. He's at the airport.
He's like my blind date update.
So he goes, waiting for someone at the airport is humbling.
You're scanning hundreds of people's faces trying to find the one person who you've never met before.
Each passing person says, no, not her, not her, no, not her, until I see her come out.
I pump my fist in the air and call her name.
She runs over and we sort of hath hug.
We can look at each other square up and full smile.
I think we're both thinking the same thing.
Wow, you are real. She might have been thinking of the last part.
I think that's hilarious.
At least I have a feeling deep in my stomach that is, yes, she is real.
That's a relief. I knew she'd be real, but you never know.
What are people in the internet saying about us?
She asked me. I say it's 90% hype and 10% worry that you're going to cut out my kidneys.
I like those odds, she says.
Damn, full romcom. We're going full romcom.
This is great. I send her on a side quest while I handle the train tickets to get us back to downtown Tokyo.
We board the train and start talking.
It's easy, a ramen tour starts in two hours.
The comments blow up. People are fully in.
Full in subscriptions on notifications on.
I got to do this. Then he talks about, I booked a ramen tour for two reasons.
If it was awkward for us to talk, then somebody else would be leaving the conversation with the tour guide.
It would keep her awake till 9 p.m.
through the jet lag. We meet, we do this, we do that.
We tell our tour guide that we're on a blind date.
He believes that we misunderstood us or we must have misdated this.
He said, but you said you just flew in.
How did you meet? I explain what's going on with the date.
The guide is confused, but he likes it and he likes us.
She and I share a glance and smile.
The ramen is good and I like her.
End of chapter. Dude, he's doing great, right?
Let's see shades of Nick Gray.
He's actually the name of this date.
Dude, this is incredible.
He's going and I love that there was one there who was talking about who's just like, honestly, I'm exhausted.
I kind of overplanted my nervous energy around this made me schedule too many things.
I'm feeling exhausted.
I just said goodnight and honestly, I'm just totally, totally pooped out.
Tomorrow, I'm going to act a little bit differently.
I'm just going to settle in a little bit.
Every day, step by step, has just been thrilling.
He did a meetup. He's like, I'm hosting a Tokyo meetup for us.
Anybody who's following the blind date and they'd be posted picture in the park.
There's like 20 people there.
He's holding his book. He says, date him and 20 random people in Tokyo who are like fully invested in this date that came for a meetup.
Dude, so listen to this.
So, on one of the two hours ago, he posted, it's late.
I'm always late. We are running through the side treats of Tokyo's most upscale neighborhood to make our dinner reservation.
She's wearing eyeliner and I have on my lease wrinkled shirt.
It will be our last big meal together and I want to make it special.
And two hours will cry over a plate of Kobe beef.
I get a message. I like to treat you and your date to a fancy dinner in Tokyo.
I love the stories you share and I'll pay for everything.
Please enjoy. But what's the catch?
The foreign man I don't know has a travel company that does reservations.
Nice reservations are hard to find in Tokyo.
The catch is that we'll like it and we'll share.
I grab her hand and I risk a J-walk towards the skyscraper.
You have the royal option.
It's the only thing the waiter says before a train or a train of lobster, shrimp and beef is sent our way.
We eat and joke about how ridiculous the amount of food is and we have a sense of excitement and dread about how this meal will play out.
It's a picture of this massive amount of food overlooking Tokyo and he's just writing these almost poetic posts the entire time as he goes.
This is just great. This is great.
I texted him and I'm not going to blow his story but I think they like each other.
He said that he'll come on the pod.
He goes, I don't know if I want to and I go, okay, no pressure and then he replies back and goes, actually you guys promoted me for a long time.
I'll come on and we'll talk about it.
He's going to come on but it seems they like each other.
I'm so in. I'm so in. My first marriage, let's go.
I've been waiting for an opportunity to turn our whole podcast into a dating show and I think the time has finally come.
Nick, you're the man. This is a reminder to everybody.
Step up your adventure.
Do something fun. Do something a little bit out of the box and good things happen in your life.
I really do believe that.
He created a situation to get lucky.
That cool things would happen that whether this date works out or not is sort of irrelevant.
He's going to have a great adventure, a great story to tell.
He opened up the door to where maybe, maybe leave me like you walk in.
What if he marries this woman?
I don't know if my little heart can take it.
If he marries him, I only got two ventricles brother.
That would fill it up too much.
I had a person come to my house one time and they were bringing their new girlfriend and I find out that they're staying at my house for five nights.
I found out on the third night that this is a blind date in the first time that they met and they got married a few weeks ago.
That's great. All right.
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All right. Now back to the show.
All right. Do we have anything else?
I got a little bit of a, I have one sort of life advice type of thing I like.
Let me hear. So this is a not new actually.
We did a podcast with Scott Galloway, which maybe it's come out by the time this comes out.
I don't know exactly. Scott said a bunch of things.
He talked about his business.
He talked about his money.
But he said one thing in the middle that has stuck with me days later.
I honestly can't really remember a bunch of the stuff he said about money, but this one little phrase stuck with me.
And I kind of want to give it some extra shine.
You know, and we talked about Don't Barry the Lead.
To me, this was actually the lead.
And we had talked to him about when he was younger and he was going, he's pretty open about going through top times.
He talks about when he went through a divorce, he talks about when he, you know, had it maybe, yeah, he talks about his insecurities.
And he said something, which was like, he goes, you got to keep your sales up.
And I was like, kept your sales up.
What did you mean by that?
Keep your sales up. He's like, you know, like even when things were going poorly, I didn't let it, I didn't let things go poorly.
Even if I felt down, I didn't take actions that were down.
He's like, so even when things weren't going my way, I got down, but I didn't stay down.
He goes, I kept my sales up so that he's like, you know, I started eating right.
I cleaned up my room. I would make sure every day I would go out and I would talk to people.
And you know, he's like, I just did little things.
I would try to be kind and try to be generous to somebody that day.
Even though I was feeling kind of low and I felt like things weren't going the right way, I started taking actions, you know, I kept my sales up so that when the next gust of wind came, I would be ready.
And that's what happened.
The wind came and I was ready because I had my sales up.
I had this thought that was a beautiful life metaphor and just a great philosophy to have, which is like, you got to keep your sales up because the things that happened that are good in your life are not fully, you know, you're doing.
They're not your creation.
There are tons of market conditions and luck and, you know, contributions from other people that help you out that come your way.
That's the wind. And you can't control the wind.
But the thing you control is having your sales up so that when the wind comes, you actually get a benefit from it.
Like if you're in such a low or you're in such a low point or you're in such a funk, that even when the wind comes, you weren't ready for it, it passed you by.
Now that's on you. And so I just love that metaphor, that philosophy of life.
And I wanted to kind of bring some attention to it.
What do you think about that?
It was good to hear from him about it because he had a lot of, first of all, he was a late bloomer in terms of traditional success.
So he told the story about how he had a bunch of companies that actually were doing good but he lost them.
He got fired from them. He told the story about how he didn't have a relationship with his father and his single mother.
There was a hard upbringing.
He got divorced and he had his first kid.
I think when he was 40 or something like that a little bit later in life and he was like, I have to make money to provide for this kid.
I can't just be jerking off.
Like I've been messing around a little bit too much.
And it was good to hear that advice from him because I admire him and he was sort of a late bloomer.
And so I know that he experienced hardship and they actually is living this life of keeping your sales up.
And so that's why it was particularly special.
It was better to hear that from him versus some 28 year old.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
If you see a 24 year old on TikTok talking about this, you have the right idea.
You just don't have the scars to prove it and I thought Scott has the scars to prove it.
And I just love the phrasing.
Even when I was down, I didn't stay down.
That's so powerful. You're allowed to go down.
You're not allowed to stay down.
And also a lot of these little things, I never had the words to explain it.
But it resonated with me because I'll do things where if I'm feeling a certain way, I'm be like, all right, I'm making my bed this morning.
Or fucking, I'm going for a run.
I don't even like running, I suck at running, but I'm going for a run.
I'm a run till I cramp. And it's like, all right, I'm going to run till I cramp.
It's like, why do those things?
On the surface, making your bed seems like nothing action.
And it's like, dude, making your bed's not going to help you go get that girl or not going to help you recover from this breakup or go get the job or go get whatever, help turn your business around.
But like anybody who's actually done it knows that actually those things are linked.
You don't know how they're linked.
And this phrase to me is a great way to link them.
It's like, you know, I'm not just making my bed.
I'm getting my sales up today.
And all of these little actions I'm taking, I'm getting my sales up.
And now I kind of like at the end, I can connect the dots of like, what were all those actions and little habits that like instinctively in my gut, I knew where the right thing to do, but I didn't really, couldn't have logic and told you why that matters.
Now I know why it matters.
Because that's getting your sales up so that now that when the wind comes, you're ready.
There's this awesome video that's not very popular, but it's like, it's so good.
It's the guy from SNL. I think his name's Tom Bennett.
He made this. Now, it's an essay.
It was an essay for, it was a blog first and then they turned it into actually they turned it into a movie.
This is what you would really blog post became a blog movie.
Oh, dude, it's one of the best blog posts ever.
It's one of the video is so good.
Okay. So this guy Aaron is the guy who wrote it.
It's called How to Lose Weight in Four Easy Steps.
Yeah. I spent the last past year losing 80 pounds and getting in shape.
A lot of people asked me how I did it.
Specifics on my diet, how many times I worked out.
So I thought I'd just answer all my questions here.
It's just four easy steps.
Ready? Here we go. Number one, no beer.
It's probably one you've heard of before, but every time you drink a beer, it's like eating seven slices of bread.
That's a lot of bread. Number two, portion control.
It is especially true when you go to restaurants and your meal comes cut in half and ask the way to right away for a takeout container so you can save the second half for later.
Number three, have your heart broken.
It's not just broken, shattered into bitsy, bitsy, tiny little pieces by a girl who never loved you and never will.
And then the rest of the post is basically about the heartbreak.
And I was like, wow, I remember reading that intro and I fucking cleared my calendar.
I was like, I am going to sink into this blog post.
Whoever wrote this, this is genius level writing and I loved it.
And the whole step three is like, get your heart broken and then it's like start going for walks to feel better.
And so you start going to the gym and you previously thought that gym rats were a bunch of bros and now you realize that they're your family and you start making puddles and you start eating chicken and more chicken and you make more puddles and you repeat every day.
And suddenly, let's read some of this is beautiful.
Let's just read some of this.
I'll be like, I'll never love you and never will.
Join the gym at your work.
Start going to the gym regularly even though you don't know much about exercise and you're way too weak to do anything except for live with five pound weights and do the elliptical machines with the old people.
Do it until your sweat makes a puddle on the floor.
Think of home, go to bed early and do it again the next day and again and again.
Listen to stories of your ex girlfriend fucking around with gross and terrible people.
Stories from your friends who think they're doing you a favor, go to the gym and make more puddles of sweat.
Buy books, learn about muscle groups, how they work together, start eating healthy, start planning meals, try to forget her, more puddles.
And then it just keeps going and keeps going and then it's like, you know, it talks about the obviously if I can find one more at the end here.
And then eventually, yeah, he meets a girl or something like that at the gym.
Yeah, you make puddle after puddle and eat single chicken breast and work in the gym.
You can sleep and the weather gets warm and the weather gets cold and all you know is Taylor Swift songs by heart.
And the only thing that exists in the entire universe is you and the gym.
And there's a different sort of happiness.
It comes at night when you're the last person in the gym and it's you and the girl who does weird leg exercises.
You end up walking walking out at the same time.
Her name is Melissa. She works at the building next to you.
She's worked there for two years.
She actually for dinner on Friday, promise you it'll be healthy.
The leg exercises she's doing, by the way, are called pivoting crazy lenges.
And then it goes into the, you know, the love story.
It ends with step four, no sugar.
No fruit juice. Too much sugar.
One of the best posts I've watched that, I remember when I first, you get teary eyed.
It's because it's, it was, I guess, there's a blog post first.
I didn't know that. And then it was a YouTube video and then I guess a whole movie.
The YouTube, the YouTube video, it gets me teary eyed and it gets me so motivated whenever I watch this.
So that's a little, a little bit similar to Scott Galaway's Keep Your Sales Up.
This was just like the most positive episode we've ever done.
Yeah. Positivity, baby.
That's it. That's the bod.
All right. We have a big announcement, possibly the biggest announcement of the year from us.
So pay attention. Turn the headphones up.
We are doing a challenge called my first muscle.
It's out of my first million.
This is my first muscle.
It is a fitness challenge that we're doing.
We want everybody to get involved with it.
Sam, tell them how it works and why we're doing it.
All right. So here's what it is.
Summers coming up. We've called the pod bod.
We've been sitting here.
I think we're on 650 episodes or so.
We want to get fit. So it's a challenge.
It's a race, actually. It's 100 pushups, 100 squats, 100 burpees, 100 times 100 times 100.
That's your first million.
And it's hopefully going to be your first million muscle.
So here's what you're going to do.
You can do any order. You can start with burpees.
You can start with squats.
It doesn't matter. But when you do a burpee, you got to go nips to the floor.
Your test has to touch the floor.
Then you hop up and when you jump up, do the top of the burpee, your feet need to leave the ground.
And you should film yourself doing it.
And when you film yourself doing it, you have to time yourself too.
And then if you share the video with us at my first milk pod on Twitter.
Exactly. Or you tagged me in Sam directly, either way.
So just to summarize, turn a timer on.
Best case scenario you film it too, but at least turn the timer on and do it.
You have to, you have as much time as you need to complete 100 pushups, 100 air squats.
So no wait. And then 100 burpees.
And you can mix it up and you can do them in whatever sets of five or 10 or however you want to mix it up, you just got to get it done.
That's the challenge. You've heard of 75 hard.
You've heard of the Murph.
Well, this is our version of that.
My first muscle. I mean, Sam, we're going to be doing it.
We're going to film it. We're going to post our videos of us doing it.
Sam, what do you think your prediction, your time is going to be?
You're a super fit guy. I'm going to break 20 minutes.
That's my goal. And I think I'll be in the 90th percentile.
20 minutes, I think this is 90th percentile.
I think the winner will be 15 minutes.
I predict that I will be far above 20 minutes.
I think I'm going to be closer to 35 to 40 minutes if I'm, I did a little test run.
I did a little test run. I went 80 percent, 70 percent.
And it took me like 42 minutes.
And so I got a, I got a, that was just V1.
That's okay. Just, I was a nibble.
It was a Costco sample of it.
I just need to now iterate, get better.
There's two things here.
The first is just doing it.
So I think doing it, I have a feeling you're going to see thousands of people doing it.
I think it's going to be cool to see that you're going to do it.
Well, let's talk about the doing it first.
You brought this idea from Jesse Itseler about the misogi.
A hard physical challenge that you do, something that, that makes it a little bit scared, that pushes you past your limits.
It's good to do these. And instead of having everybody come up with the misogi, we want to give the community one, that we can all kind of share, all do together.
And I don't, if you're out of shape, don't let that be the reason you don't do this.
If you can do pushups on your knees, do pushups on your knees.
All right. You might not win the prize, but get it done.
You'll be proud of yourself when you get it done.
And I think there's an immense, there's an amazing feeling on the other side of doing this.
And that's who you want to be.
Now let's talk about the prizes.
So if you want to be eligible for the prizes, you got to do it legit.
And you got to have a video camera when you're doing it.
Otherwise, we don't know if you're, you know, this is not the gentleman's agreement.
You got to actually show some proof if you actually do this thing.
We've seen some amazing videos come in.
So a couple of people heard about the announcement early and started doing them.
Did you see these girls who did them in their peanut butter and jelly costume?
That was awesome. There's a guy who's doing it out in a field in just a set of overalls.
That's hilarious. It's amazing.
All right. And so here's the prizes.
So we got the company plunge.com.
We got them to give us two cold plunges.
I think these are like six or seven grand a piece.
So they're going to give them away.
We're going to give one to the fastest male, one to the fastest female.
And then we got Nike strength to give away a bunch of bumper plates and a whole bunch of workout equipment.
That's going to go to three other people.
Who are the three other people?
Well, it's our discretion.
We're the judges. And we're looking for three things.
We want, we're looking for creativity.
So best dressed is one area I'm looking at.
Everyone is creativity on the video and the last one is just inspiration.
This is the Rudy award. So for whoever really like we watch the video and we are rooting for you, you will win a prize as well.
But we're all winners if you do the thing because I don't know, you had the option not to get a easily chickened out.
Could have easily set us too hard.
Could have easily said you're too busy, but you didn't take any of those excuses.
You're the real winner.
And to make sure there's no excuses, we have a timeline on this.
It's going to end on May 12th, which is this Sunday.
So you don't actually have a lot of time to get this done.
So if you're listening to this, you might go do it like in the next 30 minutes and just get it out the way.
Exactly. All right. I'm excited.
My first muscle, let's go.
We got to get rid of pod bod.
Pod bod is a plague. It's getting so many people.
Don't be caught up in pod bod.
And we have to say one last thing.
In order to get any of the prizes, you have to subscribe to our YouTube channel and to our podcast on Spotify and on iTunes.
You have to subscribe. That part is the gentleman's agreement.
We're giving away all these prizes and we're trying to make everyone get a little bit healthier.
And that's for an exchange.
It's just a subscribe. It costs you nothing and it means a lot to us.
So that's all you have to do.
Check it out. My first muscle challenge.
Do it. Post it. Tag me and say I'm on Twitter.
I'm at Sean VP. He's at the San par.