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All right. Andrew, I feel like that was a dick to me, but okay.
Andrew Schultz is here.
Oh, he's doing it boys, thank you for having me.
Schultz. Pleasure, you're on heater right now.
You took time to come on the awning pod.
Thank you for doing that.
Your Netflix special is crushing it, Top 10 around the world, it's called Life.
Pretty cool. It's about your low sperm count.
Yeah. I am the face of sperm.
Which that's kind of like crazy because you've got a mustache of a 70s porn star.
How is it? I think I'm overcompensating.
Is that what it is?
I think I've got to trick people with the stash.
What a reality. Yeah.
The balls are just...
You're firing blanks.
Dude, you broke me.
It's bad. Yeah. This special is so good.
Thank you for watching man, I appreciate it.
We all watched it, it's hilarious, and you got three old guys here who also have had to deal with some of these issues.
We were all happy to deal...
So you guys have IVF?
You guys do IVF for the babies?
Chamath, do you want to be honest here or are you an au naturel?
Did you hit the three from half court, logo shot, and what happened?
My first four kids were natural and my fifth was IVF.
I don't think we're surprised, there's like two billion of you guys, you know, it's easy to get the job done.
There is a period, there is a period after the Facebook IPO I swear to God, I would look at chicks on Instagram and get them pregnant.
Oh really? It was brutal.
Are they coming to collect?
Hope not. How many salamids you got, Shamad?
How many ideas? All right, Freeberg.
Yeah we're off to a hot start here.
Freeberg you look like you have a low sperm count but you have a fourth kid on the way, but apparently what's the story?
Are you au naturel?
This is for the first time ever.
Nobody knew this breaking news Freiburg own natural with your 3 .5 babies hundred cent hundred percent Wow, a Vegan who's shooting with a sniper right?
I'll believe it. I don't believe I'll find you guys a great study about veganism and labita Is that right?
Yeah, very impressive.
What does it do reduce the woman's?
by the way, can I just tell you how much I hate cauliflower everywhere I go?
That is the dish I had it for dinner.
Well, I mean course The main course like having a baby except it's disgusting There's two things they offer you portobello mushroom and roasted cauliflower Yes, Sean does every time you show up at the house.
Are you are you a impossible meat guy?
No, I don't like that stuff Gross.
Okay. Yeah, by the way, you guys want to hear a quick science corner.
So You know how we talked about yamanaka factor is a roaring yes because I know we're never gonna get to it because you guys just bullsh it around talking about polishing our science talk.
Yeah. I rid us, rid us.
You know how you can use Yamanaka factors?
We talked about these to basically turn a cell into a stem cell, right?
Of course. That goes on in the lab.
And you're familiar with the Yamanaka factors.
Everybody knows about the Yamanaka factors.
You've been all over a while, dude.
I've seen in Squid Game.
Yeah, absolutely. Do you think I don't know about the Yamanaka factor?
Or am I gonna get, I can tell you where you're gonna get here?
The Yamanaka factor!
Everybody knows about it.
You didn't visit the Yamanaka factory when you were in Kyotam?
I went to the Yamanaka factor and I swear to God, a guy showed up 15 minutes late and stabbed himself in the stomach.
Right there. Right there.
He killed himself right there.
Yes, called Sudoku.
Exactly. Sudoku. Sudoku.
It's Sudoku in under a minute!
Okay. Nevermind. We'll come back to the science floor at the end of the show.
So the interesting work going on right now is you basically can take any cell from a person's body, turn it into a stem cell, and then turn that stem cell ultimately into an egg cell.
So you no longer need to go harvest eggs.
And so you don't need to actually go get the eggs from the woman.
You can make eggs from skin cells, for example.
So in the couple of years, there's a few little technical breakthroughs that are happening right now that will enable this, where fertility clinics may end up just taking a little bit of your skin cell, creating stem cells, creating egg cells, and that's how we're going to end up doing IVF in the future at any age.
So you can make eggs at any age and you can ultimately produce offspring at any age.
You don't need to actually have active healthy eggs.
You like that one, right?
That's it because this is a nice workaround for the people that are trying to ban IVF because of the abortion protocol, because basically light begins a conception as part of their belief, right?
But and the idea was - You can take one egg cell, you can take one spur - Exactly.
Make a fertilized egg.
But those people don't know, but what you do with IVF is you try to harvest as many as you possibly can because not all of them are viable and it's a pretty brutal process for the woman to go through.
But if you could just grab something from the skin, you'd have almost unlimited egg - When a woman is born she has all her eggs in her body and as she ages, those eggs get depleted and eventually she doesn't have very good viable eggs left over.
So this gets around that problem of not having viable eggs.
We can be very selective about the eggs.
And so there's a future here in the next couple of years where fertility becomes simpler, hopefully easier and more widely available service than it is today, where it's really challenging technically and you've got to go do something that's invasive and you've got to hope that there's good healthy eggs and there's a good number of eggs and so on and so forth, so really interesting.
This is awesome. This is awesome.
Schultz, did they sit you down and give you the embryos that were viable and the grades and the gender and you pick one?
And what did you pick?
We just picked the best.
So this is a lot of pressure on that first one.
Like all the other kids afterwards I feel like don't have as much.
Yep, come out of the gauge strong, have a good first quarter, and then whatever.
One hundred percent.
That's all good. So I gotta ask you...
Wait, you didn't say if you had the IVF.
I was about to. I'm about to put it out there.
I didn't have IVF. But, the first time we had the first kid, wife says, hey we're ovul...
I'm ovulating, I said put me in the game, boom, first shot, half -court, logo, pregnant, bang.
Then she says, I wanna wait before I have the next one, you know, it's a little traumatic to have a kid.
And she waits six years.
Then we try for a year, nothing for one year.
So now I'm like, uh, man we waited too long, it's a lot of pressure, you talk about this in the special, So it's like for women, this is anxiety producing.
So she's like, you got to go get checked out.
And this is when the most humiliating day of my life occurred.
I don't know, Andy, what it was like when you went, but, uh.
They found all these grifters, can they can they identify grifters through the microscope?
No, no, no. I walk in and the thing opens and there's three women at the counter at the reception.
And they're like, hey, Jason Kalakanis, you're here to give up.
You know, and I'm like, yeah, I am.
And then they walk you to a room.
Oh, that's the spookiest thing.
They walk you to a room and then they open it up and it's like some nightmare scenario where there's a motel eight room.
And there's a couch.
That's about Torey, three feet wide by the way, there's a towel on it and there's a towel on it and that sofa is not cloth for a reason.
It needs to be cleanable.
Very much like the hotel urine shelter.
I don't know what's going on with the Netflix budget.
Maybe they could put you in four season so in the peninsula it's so brutal so you did this right you had to go the grainy television with the porn it's like you're lucky you got the TV I had no I went to the phone I went to the phone yeah I know nothing I didn't have to have any service in there which was like another thing that was it was annoying so what did you do you roll at Ex did no it's bank bank you have to go back to my talk about the rolodex you roll through all the memories think about the memories man of my wife and only my wife that's what I see you know?
All those great moments with your life great moments.
Maybe there was accidentally one or two that got left in from when you were on the road.
It's possible some like absolute jump into the dreams that I had with my wife.
That might be possible.
I would never want them to be there.
Nothing I could do.
But yeah, it's it is also funny how like we dramatize our experience we got the easiest thing to do and the whole thing we just got to go into a room and jerk off as if that's hard for us.
But we're like, the room is destitute and brutalist and the furniture was uncomfortable.
Speaking of jerk offs, yeah, speaking of jerk offs, Kevin Newsom has got a podcast.
So I think that this is like, this is a great idea.
Despite what you think about his politics, politics.
Is he a plastic bag in the wind?
Yes. But it is a great demonstration of like how Americans admire bravery or courage.
hmm. And we don't like to put this I think that's what the democrats kind of displayed in the last election.
I don't want to get too political about this like, not your opinion, I mean, it's more just like I responded culturally, I don't give another tribalism in politics, but I'll just be honest.
So having him have like Charlie Kirk right there who's like a professional arguer that he is whatever you know how like some people are like autistic for dinosaurs he's that for arguing right and like sit across from him to even address the French laundry I was like okay this is actually the right thing to do so as easy as is for us to sit here and go okay this guy want just wants to be president like this is a dumb thing like blah blah blah it's actually what the Democrats should be doing so i think we need to reward i think we need to reward this behavior we want more conversation we want conversation with people
especially that like you may disagree with and like the second podcast he put out i thought was the most impactful there was one piece that was incredibly impactful he's talking to some guy i don't know who he was somebody i grew up in like san francisco he's like yeah he was talking about the taxes and like he's paying all this money in taxes in California, and what does he get from it?
And then Newsome said that like yet rich people are going to pay more.
But your actual like functional tax rate, if your middle class would be more if you lived in Florida, because of the other stuff you get taxed on.
This is the type of information that like you guys might be privy to, but the average person doesn't, they hop on.
So you're saying he's like being human, and addressing real issues, instead of like culture war issues, and just talking Like I think he's going culture war.
Like that's culture war.
But he's actually putting out valuable information that defends the positions he may have taken in government that the average person doesn't really know.
Like the average person like me just goes, all right, I'm in New York.
I'm getting clipped at 50 % and 5 % city tax like I'm getting crushed.
But if I lived in Florida, Texas, I'd say 13%.
And it'd be a complete wash.
When there might be someone making 50 grand a year, and they moved from California to Texas and they lose money and they don't know that because they're just listening to rich guys on podcast to talk about how much money they save when they moved to Texas.
Well, you don't have to take a shot on us But yeah, okay, I think it was more I moved to Texas issue is more of a shot at me and Freeburg but go.
Okay Chema your thoughts on Gavin's new podcast.
What do you think you you know, you were there was famously a little Dip of the toe where somebody made a podcast I'm sorry a landing page that you were gonna run for governor.
We had a little fun with that What do you think of Gavin?
What do you think of this podcast?
I think he's an excellent politician.
It's clear He's starting the 2028 campaign.
Okay. I think he's done a really good job so far.
I think Schultz is right.
He is unwinding all of the Kind of like landmines that the Democrats have stepped on I Think he's learned what Kamala did wrong and now he's taking this very narrow path, which is like I'm gonna basically disavow all the stuff that people don't care about.
So all the gender woke ideology stuff, I don't think you're going to hear him talk about.
He'll try to drive a narrow wedge on these economic issues.
So I don't know, I mean, I think it's going to create a really dynamic 2028 campaign if he gets momentum, by the way, his popularity has gone up, which is insane, which after the fires, and all of the ineptitude in California, all of the corporations that have run away, all of the people that have left the chaos in San Francisco.
After all of that, he started a podcast and his popularity is gone up.
It's really incredible.
Okay, coming around the Horn, Friedberg, what do you think of Gavin Newsom?
Look, I think the podcast was brilliant.
I think when I watched it, I was hooked.
Because there are two things that I think were critical in how he runs it.
Firstly is, he is showing for the first time, I think, that I have ever seen a Democrat do or Republican in modern politics active listening to the other side.
It seems so crazy that this is some sort of special event and special concept, but this active listening moment where you see a politician, it totally breaks down the walls where you immediately feel on guard or on offense against that person.
Because if someone is actively listening to you, you actually feel like you're You're on the same side somehow and you're trying to come to a conclusion together.
And so what that does is it invites the person on the other side, in this case, the audience, the listener, to be with Gavin, part of the kind of coming together.
The second thing I think he did that's really brilliant is so much of the modern political bimodalism where you're in one camp or the other means that everything is a one or a zero.
You know, Andrew talked about this.
We're all generally I think none of us would consider ourselves political party affiliates.
We are all generally people that like to think for ourselves on a topic or an issue and we don't care about what party is associated But the way modern politics has evolved is you don't debate the topics you debate the one or the zero Because of what the party says my party says this is the position therefore I'm a one and you're a zero and the other side says I'm the one you're the zero meaning everything has to be binary I'm completely right.
You're completely wrong And I think what Gavin has done, is he's shown that these are not ones and zeros, they're 8020, or 6040, or 5545.
And he's willing to acknowledge that.
He's showing that, you know what?
We might be only 45 % right.
And on so many topics, the Democratic Party has ended up slightly wrong.
They're 4555. It's not that they're a zero or a one.
They're slightly off on taxes.
They're slightly off on social issues.
And they're off just enough that they lost the election.
Just enough that they lost the House.
Brass tax. Brass tax.
Andrew, 2028, Trump's running for his third term versus Gavin Newsom.
Who do you vote for?
We got to run it back for a third term for Trump.
No doubt. Yeah, of course.
Obviously, I believe in term limits...
No, but theoretically, if it wasn't a third term, Gavin versus Trump, who would you go?
I got to see what his policies are, and I got to see where America is.
I think that the big misunderstanding with this last election is that at least the Democrats who are still trying to vilify these figures on the right.
What they don't understand is they think that this was some populist election where people just fell in love with Trump and so much, they would just do whatever he says.
What I think is harder for them to grapple with is the self -reflection of a rejectionist vote.
I think people rejected the democratic proposal.
100%. And they went with what the other alternative was, which was Trump.
And that's a way tougher pill to swallow.
You have to look back at everything you've done and go, wow, we're off, we're not listening to the people.
This guy listens to the people.
I mean, it seems like I'm fluffing Trump here, but like, I would say that his greatest skill is listening to what people say.
And I think a lot of times, there's this Ivy League pretentiousness in the Democratic Party where it's like, we know it's better for you, and I know you say you want these things, you don't really want them.
We studied, and we've talked about it in our little thought experiments in class.
So we know what you need.
You just shut up and we'll take it.
Cond pricing. It's Cond pricing.
And exactly. So, I think that like when people go, ah, the food is giving me cancer, and then he appoints the guy who says the food is bad to run the food, the American people go, well, That kind of seems like a good thing.
I like that. It is like an acute understanding and listening to what people are saying, and sometimes to his disadvantage.
He came out against that, they were putting some tax on people who drive into Manhattan or whatever, congestion pricing.
And initially, people really rejected it, right?
And then so he was like, we're getting rid of congestion pricing.
And like two weeks after they put that congestion pricing thing, everybody I knew with a car was like, this is the greatest thing the city has said.
You can actually move, right?
You can take a taxi and it's faster than taking the subway.
Government overreach is good.
Bureaucracy is nice!
Yeah, you want a car, stay in the boroughs.
Exactly. So you don't get a car in Manhattan.
Explain this to people.
It's a little bit egregious.
I mean you and I do, Jason, but everybody else shouldn't have it.
Our lives should be different.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
I mean, what's the point of us having nice cars, if we can't drive whenever we want?
Yes, yes. And, you know, we grew up at a crime on the Lower East Side, you know, you could go to Tribeca, we could go to a club, limelight, you could park outside the Limelight at night.
You could go to Palladium, you could park on 14 Street.
I park right on 14th Street, okay?
I go to a church, right?
And then, you know, I sniff.
Can you say ecstasy?
You do a little whatever?
Listen, it's four in the morning.
Listen, you two goofballs between your stupid mustache and your ozmpic turkey neck, I am totally forward.
Go to something useful.
Well, we can let Chama sit there in MacGyver's funeral outfit tell us that we're goofballs.
This guy is wearing a vest with a collar.
He looks like he's going to a Punjabi wig.
I can't believe that he would even talk about the way that you're dressed and how you look.
This is custom Lora -Piana, boys.
This is a little beyond what it looked like.
You got it, Azara. All right.
Listen. More importantly, let's stay on track.
Yes. Yes. We got to stay on track.
Can I tell you guys something about tariffs from a layman?
Yeah. Yeah, please.
You guys are acutely aware of maybe how these things affect markets and yada, yada, yada.
And most people don't have any fucking clue.
So the average person, right, I look at this And I'm like man it kind of sucks that you've got to like negotiate your like your bid for a car that you're gonna buy publicly right, so this is my assumption and maybe I'm like a little bit more optimistic than most about the administration but If I go to buy a car the cars listed 100k, and I go off with a guy 80 right I Don't want everybody around me yelling out that how can you insult him by offering 80?
This is an insult and then I I can't go to them and I go I'm actually trying to settle it 90 I'm just saying 80 so he comes down a little bit But the unfortunate thing when you litigate these things in front of the entire world is that they look at that first measure There's 200 % tags and Trump can't balk at it.
He can't go. I'm just fucking I'm just playing around with that number I actually just getting them to come down 20 % or temper getting to come down anything is a win He can't say that cuz he loses all his leverage.
So he's got to sit here and then get criticized I don't know if it's half the country.
I don't know who really ends up caring about what these tariffs do.
Obviously they're repercussions in the market.
I got a buddy of mine building a hotel out in Joshua Tree, and he's like, I don't even know if I can get brought into the country from Canada.
So it does affect people in real time.
But it's impossible to do these negotiations with any leverage if you have the people within your own country questioning your ability to negotiate in real time.
That is what the layman would think.
Well, I do think you're right in the sense that But in the early days when Trump was talking about tariffs, initially everyone was like, Oh my God, he's going to use tariffs.
He's unpredictable.
And then the narrative became, he's using it as a negotiating tactic.
The problem is, just like in poker, once everyone knows that there is this kind of action, it's exploitable and so this is now kind of an exploitable mode of negotiation where everyone now assumes he's just trying to negotiate, so no one actually takes him seriously.
The question now is the response going to be that he's going to be serious about it Or is he actually exploitable and you saw what China's response was I kind of view China as like AI Like stuff goes into China the AI processes it and it comes back out China is like obviously the way they're kind of structured you have very little Psychosocial bias like you do with other democratic governments.
It's very systematic.
It's systematically processed every piece of data It's systematically processed every action is systematically processed And so I think when you look at how the Chinese ambassador or responded to Trump on Twitter a few weeks ago, where they're like, you want war, we'll give you war.
This is a hot war or cold war, whatever you want.
We've never seen that from an ambassador to the United States president before done on Twitter like this, let alone the Chinese ambassador.
So I think it says a lot about how the Chinese AI is processing the Trump negotiating tactic or the Trump positioning statements on tariffs, which indicates that there may be now, I mean, we can talk about what game theory optimal play might be in this kind of poker game, what's gonna come next, but there's a real assessment that they've made on how far he is willing to take it.
They've got a conclusive statement, and they believe this is the fastest way to kind of win their negotiating position.
But it says a lot about where this is all going.
Everyone now understands or views this as an exploitable moment, which unfortunately means that terrorists may not work, or they're actually going to have to stick, which can be really ugly.
Yeah, it could be painful.
It could be painful for everybody.
Shammathi, your thoughts on the tariffs on Andrew's position.
What is the, I think that it's, it's like 120 some odd years, Nick, maybe you can find this tweet that I had, but almost the majority of years as a nation, or close to a majority of the years as a nation, we had no income tax.
And the way that we would fund the programs that we needed was not from insiders, but from outsiders.
And that's where the tariff was born, right?
It's people domestically in America don't pay any taxes on the things that they do.
And instead, if you'd like to sell into the United States, you pay a reasonable tax.
So this in so many years.
So it's 126 years from 1776 to 1861.
Then we paused it for a few years because of the Civil War.
We restarted again in 1872, and you notice when it stopped.
When it stopped, was right around World War I when this entire war machine broke out, and we've never looked back.
So I don't know, I think that one way to think about this is we're probably going to go back and explore, isn't it better if we have this incredibly vibrant and rich country of 330 million people with a ton of purchasing power?
What happens if we put the burden not on them to fund the American infrastructure and social programs and safety net, but if we put the companies in the other 7 .7 billion people in the world and 185 plus countries that want access to these folks.
Should there be exceptions?
Probably. Should there be waivers in very specific and narrow cases?
Absolutely. But I think that that's where these guys are going.
And I think that you heard this by the way yesterday from Howard Luttnick.
I don't know if you guys saw this, but he said the Trump tax plan is going to cut federal income taxes to zero for anybody making 150K or less.
It's crazy. What would the vulnerability in that be?
Like putting the burden on all of these expenses that we would incur on other countries?
What would that vulnerability for us be?
There are two. The first is that.
If we keep the expenses.
That's the key. If we keep the tariffs, if we charge them to come into the market, we charge them an No, no, we talked about this last week.
If you cut the budget, then it can be net neutral.
That's part of what they said.
Got it. Got it. But he's saying what is the strategic vulnerability?
I think the strategic vulnerability is to.
The thing with tariffs is, and you're pointing out this.
Let's just say today you say there's a tariff, and then tomorrow you say, oh, we've found an agreement and we're going to take it off the table.
One piece of logic would say, wow, that's great.
We're able to change our mind on a dime.
time, the problem for countries and companies is that they can't think in 24 hour blocks of time, right?
They're making decisions in five and ten year blocks of time.
It's like, I'm going to go and borrow a billion dollars.
I'm going to go and build a data center.
I'm going to borrow $10 billion.
I'm going to build tanks.
Once you start that, you can't just stop it and then restart it.
So, that's one strategic problem, which is that if you You are not careful.
Some of these markets that are really crucial.
I'll give you one which we talked about last week.
Right now, 95 % of all of the energy we generate in America is from renewables.
Whether you like it or not, that's just what it is.
The reason why that's possible is because America has a very sophisticated market where all these people come from all corners of the world.
Insurance companies, life insurance companies, banks, and they fund all of it.
And the reason is they can take a tax credit, they can lower their effective tax rate, they get a higher rate of return.
It's all super complicated, but the point is these incentives exist.
If all of a sudden you play around with that market, half that energy would go away, electricity prices would rise, inflation goes up and then if we have to go and compete against China for AI and a bunch of other stuff, where's the energy going to come from?
You're going to brown out people, You're going to just turn their energy off so that you can fund a data center so that the TikTok algorithm is better.
That's literally what we would have to decide.
That's one way. And then the second way is, if you're providing a critical service or a good to American people for which there is no alternative, that becomes really problematic because that person can then pull that product and say, I can't afford to make it.
The obvious example is if you make pharmaceutical drugs for rare diseases, What do you do?
And again, those are all things that are like multi decade long decisions.
Yeah, you'd love to make them and unchange them and every 24 hours.
But it's just not possible because like you just make these decisions and you're stuck with them for a long time.
That's where the tariff thing becomes problematic.
If you change them often enough, if you implement them, and you're like, this is what it's going to be.
The world can adapt and people can figure it out.
I mean, the other problem is just the communication of this has been terrible.
We were on the program last week, or two weeks ago, Jon Lonsdale's like, this is about fentanyl.
So is it about fentanyl?
Is it about getting rid of income tax at the federal level?
Is it about supply chain resiliency?
These guys get like a D in my grade book for communication.
It's terrible communication.
And this idea that you can't take Trump too seriously about his claims like, well, he said he was gonna overturn Roe v.
Wade. He did it. He said he was gonna close the border and send people home.
He did that, you know?
Yeah, he said he'd do a Muslim ban, he actually did that.
So for every time he says something, and you're like, that's cap, no way he's gonna do that.
I actually think people are starting to realize he's gonna do something here with these tariffs.
They're not just a negotiating position.
And the other problem I think a lot of people have with this is it centralized his power.
Anybody can go to Trump now and say, I want an exception.
I'm, you know, a car company, I want an exception.
I'm a solar company.
I, you know, I need an exemption.
And then now you've got everybody going tomorrow Lago to kiss the ring to give him a donation to bow down and it centralizes more power with them as opposed to having rules and we need to have rules in this country that apply to everybody not just people who give a million dollars like Bezos and Tim cook and everybody and Zuck the weather vane gave him we don't want to live in that world where you're just bribing Trump to get your tariff and that's how people feel that's how the business community feels that's the reality right now people are bribing Trump, giving him a million dollars to inauguration to
get close to him to go to Mar -a -Lago, and it looks really bad.
You need to have a clear strategy here for what the rules of the game are.
And he's changing the rules.
So you have to go to him and he's, he loves that.
That's actually, I think what he's trying to do is get everybody to go through him.
It's a really clever hack, I think.
Yeah, and perception is reality.
So you have to react to people's perception.
Like, we can throw data points all we wanted people and we can throw research and all this other but if people aren't meeting you there, then you're not going to be communicating with them effectively and I think that that's something that like, you know, especially you guys need to know you guys have privy the information that the average American probably is not and We can bitch and complain about how they don't read or how they're not looking up You know what happened in 1913 to change the course of American history and how we started to or we can go okay, we need to find a way to disseminate
this information so they can make these decisions and I guess or feel comfortable with the results of these decisions Do you think America would be okay with this idea of taxing outsiders and then relying on it versus income tax paid by its own citizens?
I think that the second half is really all that would matter.
I think that people are, I think the majority of people are thinking about the next week.
So if you say that, I don't have to pay taxes.
Like and I think this is what Republicans are doing way better than Democrats right now is like Democrats don't have build the wall.
They don't have slogans.
They don't have things that immediately tap into core emotional feeling, regardless if you're going to do it or not.
We want Greenland. Okay, that's cool.
Democrats need eggs or a dollar.
Democrats need things that echo their sentiments and how they want to take care of people and provide for the disenfranchised, but it has to be done in a way where it's digestible.
You can chew on it.
If you want to make housing more affordable, then you say, hey, we're seizing public land, we're building 10 ,000 units.
like you have to tap into what Americans need, which is a feeling of not just comfort.
Every American thinks they're going to be a millionaire.
That's what this country drives off of, right?
Every poor American - That hope, yeah.
And the second they stop thinking they will be - Or they can be.
Or they can be, it falls apart.
And then some healthcare CEO gets shot and people celebrate.
They're celebrating because they no longer feel the hope that they could be in that position.
Yeah, they feel so disenfranchised.
And this is what, like, I'm telling you the you guys of the world need to pay close attention to because there's gonna be no empathy if anything bad happens.
All the stock market is down.
No Americans are invested in the stock market.
That's all you guys.
All right, no, no, no, I've been saying this for months.
Yeah, half of the country is.
I've been saying it for months.
Nobody cares about the stock market, nor should we.
And the People who own these assets have overly benefited more than we've deserved for the last 15 years.
Ever since the great financial crisis in the United States, people who, as Jason said, could cozy up.
And by the way, Jason, I think the claim that you made, which is severely true for how, from 2007 up until now, has played out.
Because if you look under all the programs, if you could have lobbied Obama in those critical years of the GFC, yup.
Oh my god, the amount of money that was, no, because we took interest rates literally to zero.
Anybody like us who could have gone and gotten levered up and gone into the stock market was richly rewarded and the problem is we left everybody else behind.
And I think the great thing about Trump is he is going to reset that.
He is going to take a lot of wealth away from asset holders.
You're seeing it every day, 500 billion, 500 billion, there is no sympathy.
I think it's fantastic.
That's great that it's great to hear you even saying that, because I feel like a lot of people that are in maybe your guy's position don't understand that disconnect.
And that is important to understand they're like, even what happened in the palisades like in LA with like the fire, the second people heard it was like rich people's houses.
There's no empathy for it.
They didn't they are a million dollar house.
You Yeah, it was like, and it is I don't even have a house.
I can't find a house.
You burned your house down and you moved you went back went to your vacation house now.
Oh, I'm sorry. You're living at your ski house.
That's a tragedy. Like literally you're right.
It probably explains why we don't hear anything in the news anymore.
But anything that's happening with respect to reconstruction or any of the person, probably some problem People.
It's a rich, and you know, I think putting together what you just said, Shulsey and you, Trump is a master at connecting with people and listening to them.
I thought the one of the greatest things he did during this last election is when he said no tax on tips.
When he said no tax on tips, he was going right for Nevada.
He was going right for that swing state, you know, to get those folks who live off tips.
But what he was also doing is saying, I know that there's a bunch of y 'all that sometimes get cash tips.
You put it in in your pocket.
It's the gray market.
I get it. You know, I run a whole you know, I got caddies who get a Hyundai from you know, whatever, taking somebody out on the course, we're just going to make it official.
You don't get tax on tips, because we know that you're you know, you're the bottom third of the country, in terms of your economic power.
Those kind of statements really do connect with people.
Trump has just mastered this, that this party is, Trump is the Democratic Party that we grew up with, it's kind of crazy.
It's kind of crazy, right?
And then the democrats became this elitist group that seemed to be in the pocket of business interest.
I don't know what bizarro world we're living in that I think you tapped into it right there.
It's like, I think that they could easily win the next election, if they made it a class war, but they don't, because it feels like they're in the pockets of these billion dollar corporation.
So it can't really, I mean, Bernie did it really effectively, right?
Like this random Jew that lives in Maine, or something like that is like, Yo, we got to get some money from these rich people give it to the floor and all of a sudden, all of America turned him into our surrogate grandfather.
And then he got shivved by Hillary and The Machine.
And I mean, what did they say about his fans?
They went very specifically.
They were like, The Bernie Bros have a sexism and bigotry problem.
They made him radioactive.
So now you killed the working class.
Now the working class is no longer supporting Democratic Party.
So who do they have left?
They have the identity politics groups, so they can't piss off the identity politics groups, because they're like, that's all we got left.
They did the same with us during the election, right?
They're like the podcast bros have a sexism and bigotry problem.
They try to make people radioactive and it's like that cards been played so many times that people are decent work anymore.
I think there's one big shoe left to drop.
I think we started the process of really, really taking a bunch of heat out of the asset markets, like equities, so we've taken trillions and trillions of dollars of wealth away.
I think we're going to take trillions more.
But the next big market, and this is actually where Andrew, to your point, we reestablish some hope, I think for a lot of people, is we are going to whack the housing market, it's just going to happen.
And let me just say something about that.
How is that going to happen, Chamath.
Explain it, because there's 7 million homes that we still need to build to service just current demand.
How does that actually happen with the a bunch of mechanisms that have to get cleaned up right now.
So one mechanism is that there are a whole host of mortgages that are basically being propped up.
It was a program that really got out of control under the Biden administration.
Nick you can find this article in the Wall Street Journal.
We are going to figure out how to get these two government related agencies, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mack out of what's called conservatorship.
And these are the folks that are responsible for essentially wrapping guarantees around mortgages so that the mortgage market can function.
The details don't particularly matter that much, but the point is that what we are doing is we are unwittingly propping up with American taxpayer dollars, the US housing market.
Why is that bad? It is locking an inordinate number of people from that first critical step that actually makes them feel like they are winning and they're on their way to achieving their dreams, which is, can I make a deposit on a home and then can I live this out?
And you have these artificially inflated prices all around the country as a result of this.
So I think this next wave is deeply beneficial to the middle class, which is, there is no reason like you guys see it when you read the Wall Street Journal.
I think it is the dumbest in the world when I see an article, which is like, this house just a 65 million dollars on 0 .4 acres in some random place in Miami.
Yeah, I was thinking Malibu.
But yeah, what is this?
This makes no sense.
And so when you re rationalize a bunch of equity values, and you re rationalize the cost of a home, I think what you're going to do is you're going to allow a lot more people to find a more reasonable way to enter the housing market.
And I do think that that's a really big step in allowing them to feel like they're part of the dream.
So you lower asset prices, you can own some stocks, maybe you own a 401k or if you've never had a 401k, but your employer offers it for the first time, it may actually make financial sense to put a small amount of it in there.
You've never been able to own a home.
All of a sudden home prices are whacked 30 or 40%.
You're able to do that.
Because of how Trump goes after the budget, when his rate of borrowing for US government goes down, your mortgage rate goes down.
Now, all of a sudden, you can enter in because home prices are less.
And you can actually get a mortgage.
They may all seem very random, but they can come together in giving 50, 60 million people a shot that they have been screaming since the great financial crisis they don't have.
This is so huge, because on like a core emotional level, you want as many Americans as possible invested in American success and excellence.
and the greater the delta between like them and their first home or their first investment stock, the greater that distance, the more disillusioned they become in America in general.
When they feel like you said earlier, like the way that you guys got into the market when you could basically take out loans for nothing and then you saw these incredible gains, they feel left behind.
The second they feel like they're in on it, they own apartment, they own some shares of Tesla.
That's why crypto is so popular because they're like...
It feels like it's their only access.
I got Yeah, it's like Yeah, it's like comedy in some ways.
Like all I need is a microphone or music like there's a path for me.
And crypto obviously is a giant scam.
It's a scam. Sure. But I can get a piece of this.
I can get a piece of this this American dream.
And I would rather that they were invested in the, in the, you know, a Vanguard account or something like that.
I would rather they're invested in the entire market.
I mean, there's this this idea, and I'm sure you poke holes and tons of holes into it and but this idea, like every American born gets 1000 bucks put in Yeah.
So a friend of ours, Brad Gerstner with this invest America is the concept.
And regardless if the concept is good or not, the emotional connectivity to the success of American industry is really important when you know, a 22 that you could get this thing that's been compounding for 22 years, you could pay off some college loans, you could put something down on a house, you could pay for trade school, whatever it is, I think you have a different energy towards America and its success.
And then you have a lot less of these kids who are just like, America is this horrible place and capitalism is bad when you're left behind.
When you're invested in capitalism, it's great.
Great. Absolutely. We're on the express train.
Let me give you guys...
I did an analysis of...
I wasn't sure if I should put it out, but I'll tell you guys the numbers.
The U .S. Social Security Program is meant to be kind of the retirement program for folks that don't have access to private retirement accounts.
Okay. And this program was set up in the 1930s after the Great Depression and there's a trust fund, the OASDI, which is the fund that they invest in capital.
So every year we all put money in with our Social Security taxes out of our paychecks, goes in there and it gets invested.
You know what it gets invested in?
Hmm, it gets invested in one thing.
U .S. Treasuries, which have averaged about 4 .8 percent return since the beginning of the program per year.
Meanwhile, what if you put it into the Meanwhile, the S &P has been averaging 11%.
Here's the math. If in 1971, which was the year that we went off the gold standard in the United States, if we invested the Social Security Trust Fund in the S &P, the balance of the Social Security Trust Fund today would be $15 trillion.
That would be roughly one third of the value of the total S &P 500, which would be jointly owned by all Americans who took their capital.
Now here's what's f***ed up.
What's fucked up is that the middle class people who had access to private retirement accounts benefited by buying the S &P 500 and the wealthy were able to access it.
So all of the equity value that accrued from American Enterprise and the prosperity of the American system accrued to the people that had access to the private accounts.
Meanwhile, the people that only had access to the public accounts got stuck owning Treasuries.
Today, the Social Security Trust Fund has $2 .7 trillion balance and based on the outflows and inflows, it's going to go bankrupt in 2032.
That means social security's either gonna get cut or the Fed's gonna print a ton of money to keep social security benefits.
Retirement age goes up a little bit.
Yeah, it's a lot of levers, yeah.
Wow. So I did the math.
If you assume that the S &P 500 continues to grow at 10 .5 % a year on average, there's ups and downs.
I'm sure there could be basically draw downs and all these other sorts of things.
But here's an important point.
We could put about $500 billion in the trust fund today and it will not go bankrupt again.
And it will continue to grow every year.
And then all Americans have participation in American enterprise.
And importantly, this becomes the world's largest sovereign wealth fund ever.
You don't need a separate sovereign wealth fund.
We already have one.
We haven't. It's called the Social Security Trust Fund.
And what we've done is we've totally mismanaged it.
And I went back to try and understand why this is the case.
Why have we only ever bought Treasuries?
Early on, the US needed someone to loan money.
So they basically forced the citizens to loan the government money in the form of Treasuries.
But today the Social Security Trust Fund owns only less than 10%, about 8 % of the total treasury bonds outstanding.
The rest are owned by the Fed and foreign investors and private investors and others that want to own it.
So why are we forcing all the American citizens to participate?
Yeah we're propping it up for no reason.
And we're discouraging access.
So basically we've created through the social security system the deep inequity we see in this country.
If instead we had allowed the Social Security system to invest in the S &P 500 to buy American enterprises to fund American businesses, then every American would be wealthy.
And that middle class that uniquely participated by basically arbitrage in the market, where they forced the treasury bond yields on the poor, and they got to take access to the equity yields would have not happened.
They had 401ks right?
We had a device. They had a device and they were able to participate with brokerage accounts and buying the market.
What we can do right now is we can fix it.
And here's the important point.
People will then argue, oh, well, what if there's a down year or two down years in a row?
You know what? We're already going to be printing money to make up the hole in Social Security.
We're not gonna let Social Security go bankrupt.
We're not gonna let it dry out.
So we're already gonna print money to make the Social Security hole.
So if that's the case, we can create a backstop for Social Security.
We're gonna have to do it either way.
But we might as well take on The reason why we didn't do it goes back to what you said before, which is we have a bunch But we had a bunch of very quote unquote well educated, Ivy League trained people running these institutions and the feedback, I don't even know what it said, but I can tell you what the memo said.
There's too much risk.
We've sensitized this model.
It doesn't make sense.
This is the safest thing to do.
So it goes back to just like, we need a little bit more practical thinking.
Like at the end of the day, why the S and P 500 exists is of all the thousands and thousands and thousands of companies in the world, you know how many companies in the world make more than a billion dollars a year, more than 20 ,000.
And of that 20 ,000, the S &P 500 is just the 500 best.
It's the best of the best of the best.
So to your point, Friberg, it didn't take a PhD from Harvard to figure out that if you just owned an index of the absolute 500 best things happening at any given competition.
You would have gone.
Also, since when do America since when are Americans risk intolerant?
Like there's something baked into the DNA of the people that decide to leave their families and move here.
Totally immigrant country.
To your point. Imagine logging in, like, like we've all had, I'm assuming a 401k account.
And I remember how exciting it is to log in and see the count.
And Schultz, I want to say something that's really important.
Like you talk about us people, like you know, early on commentary, which is something I hear a lot, My first job was making $4 .25 an hour cleaning toilets in a pool hall in upstate New York Chamath has similar stories J Cal has similar stories like any of us that that me 455 Canadian working at Burger King Yeah And I had like and then well the worst part about my job in the pool hall was that then the manager made me go Play poker at his house, and he took all the money back.
We're all I stole the chicken fingers at night Then bring them home my mom would but my mom would whip them up But it was so exciting in my career, in my life, to be able to go from that moment to the moment where I had a 401k and I could log in, I could see the businesses that I owned, and I understood that, and I saw the value go up, and I got to participate in that.
Imagine if every American, when you get your social security statement today, all it tells you is a dollar amount and how much you're going to get in the future.
Imagine if you logged in and you got to see all the businesses you own a piece of.
Every single day. If you're connecting you will be lighting a Tesla empire.
And by the way, we can solve both the sovereign wealth fund question and the Social Security Trust Fund question.
Every dollar that's going into the Sovereign Wealth Fund ideas or if they come to fruition or in my opinion, and obviously I haven't spoken in the facts about this, but the Crypto Fund and all this other sort of stuff, every dollar that should go into the Social Security Trust Fund.
And that Social Security Trust Fund should be for the benefit of all Americans and it should be equities, it should be ownership, it should be participation.
In what the American dream enabled.
to succeed and it should enable everyone else to participate in shares and equity in American enterprise that can come to market.
So, it's not about 1000 bucks when you're born.
It's about an ongoing participation, putting your money in, and having that money allocated in a way that smart and wealthy Americans get to allocate it, which is into owning shares and businesses.
That's it. Yeah, Chelsea.
No, I think it's great and hopefully you guys don't feel like I'm discrediting you by saying you guys, but I'm just trying to give you guys - I think it's a great, it's an important framing because it's like, you're 100 % right.
But I you know, we see comments on YouTube like oh, you guys and I'm like, dude, I remember like, it feels like yesterday.
When I was in friggin dead, I graduated college with a bunch of dead and I went and like, found a job and worked my ass off and I was working 20 hour days and never slept and like, you know, it wasn't easy.
I mean, I feel like, very emotional about this right now.
Sorry. Hang on. Um, it was hard.
Listen, It wasn't easy, bro.
It wasn't given to.
None of us inherited - We came to American, and to see the joy, to see what we all benefited from, I'm getting emotional about this, but it's like - Well, the American dream's broken.
Listen, we gotta fix it, Andy.
Fix it for us right now.
Come on. To have people talk about it as if being successful and getting there is a crime.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a bad person. No, it's a dream, it's a dream.
Shulzey, go. I think this is very important.
My mom is also an immigrant, she came here from Scotland, she has no education.
They just stopped going to school like 14 or something like that, comes to America and she's this massive success here in terms of where she came from, where she got to, and what she was able to buy.
She was able to buy a home in the East Village of New York City.
She would have bought a beach house just off of grinding hard work.
And what she saw here, which I'm sure a lot of you guys also saw, is opportunity.
She had ambition and opportunity.
And I think that that's what I think a lot of times that's what immigrants see when they come here.
Because they probably come from places where they feel absolutely no opportunity.
So the second they feel like there's a little of it, if they work those 20 hours a week.
I mean, I saw my parents grind.
Totally. Like, my work ethic just comes from watching them.
You know what I mean?
Just watching them just kill it every single day.
So what I think that you guys are speaking to, which is really important.
And I think it's important that people know your story as well because it becomes more accessible.
When they see you guys and they know what you came from and they know you're working at Burger King and now you guys are worth billions of dollars, it's very important that Americans, that that's possible for them.
Maybe not to hit a billion, but maybe to hit a million, maybe hit 300 ,000.
Maybe to buy a house that's $100 ,000 that they're really proud of.
Own it outright. And the fact that this is accessible, like what you just said to me is just hope and abundance.
Like that's the messaging of what you just said, you said something that made it seem very simple to me, we put this money here, everybody's now invested in the success of the American economy.
And now when we see the stock market ticker look green, which is all the average person sees green or red, we don't really know anything.
But when we see green, we get excited with it.
Yeah. And now we start goes up and we start rooting kimovz feels that way too.
Yeah, well, he's getting excited right now.
If you're saying, who's gonna stop crying.
Oh wait it's green tonight?
It's been red for a week.
But think about like CEOs right?
Like these people have become villainized right?
And it's because we are not attached to the success of their companies.
If your biggest holding is Tesla, please believe you're not upset.
I think people think that there's success now works against your best interests.
The system's rigged and the system's rigged and you can't be part of it and you're being ground down.
This is I think really good proposal, Freiburg.
And if you look at housing that's the other one.
When I if I run for president, you know my position is going to be Schulze?
What's that? I'm going to build five cities with 3 million homes in each.
And you can only buy them if you make under X amount per year, it's not going to be like the projects or like, you know, subsidized housing in New York.
It'll be Stuyvesant.
It's not going to be Stuyvesant time, okay?
Okay, it's gonna be nice housing.
It's pretty good if you can get it, yeah.
Fight time's not bad, but not like projects.
I'm talking about like proper homes.
Like we are the most innovative country society ever created.
I mean, since the Greeks, they were pretty great too, but we could build five new cities.
Why the, can we build five new cities with 3 million homes in it?
Let's do some like Manhattan project for housing and then healthcare, how the hell do we not have like good healthcare for everybody in this country with the richest country in the world, greatest economy, whatever, we should be able to solve those problems.
And that's why people don't feel like they're part of this is because basic housing, basic health care and your retirement.
It's not like it's rigged against you.
This sounds crazy. But for young people, I think they would forgive healthcare if they were invested in the market.
And I think being invested in the market is just so daunting.
But the feeling that everybody else is getting rich when you're not is the reason why I bought crypto not knowing anything about it.
It's a reason why everybody else bought it.
It's this feeling that the train is running away and you're not gonna be part of it.
So how do we get them to feel part of that success?
I think really importantly today, just to give you guys some other statistics, 60 % of a middle class household's net worth is in their home.
Only 10 % of their net worth is in owning the S &P 500 in index funds or whatever, in their retirement accounts.
And so by creating this American dream around housing and allowing the federal government to provide loans on housing, we've increased the cost of housing.
and we've created a very destructive housing bubble in the sense that it has reduced people's exposure to participation in productive value creation.
And that's through the ownership of businesses.
Instead, we've stored our net worth in a house, and in order to keep the economy and the social structure stable, we've created policies that allow the continuation of the growth in the value of houses so people feel like their net worth is incrementing.
And that's unfortunately very unnatural.
making new housing, which makes it worse with the restrictions.
Have you guys heard of Warren Buffett's most public failure?
Warren Buffett's most public failure was when he was brought on as an advisor to Arnold Schwarzenegger, when Schwarzenegger was running for governor.
And Buffett kind of looked at the laws in California and there's a law in California when you own a home, that when you pass on, you can pass it off to your kids and you can basically keep the cost that you paid in terms of setting the real estate taxes.
And it's had an enormously negative effect in unlocking turnover of homes.
And that's a large driver of why homes are so expensive in California.
So Buffett looked at this.
And there was a lot of fanfare, Schwarzenegger's like, here's my economic genius.
And first thing he said was guys, I think we should repeal this law, he was gone two days later.
Wow. It's not popular.
And by the way, there's a lot of other policies like this, you know, if you think that if you do the if you do the true kind of like macro analysis, as an investor, you should probably have about 20 % of your net worth in the US in real estate, not 60%.
And so, we need to give people the ability and we need to think about all the follow on and trickle effects of creating a set of laws, a set of policies, that basically incentivize almost all of your net worth to go into a single asset your home.
And what that means and the fact that we have to keep pumping up the value of that home and we have to have a system in order for people to feel like they're getting ahead, keep inflating and eventually people can't afford homes and that's where we are today.
When did you guys first started start your education in in the markets like at what age did you feel like you sought out I bought my first stock in the company I was working for in 1989 when I was 18 years old.
So 18 what about you Dave?
I bought 300 in stock.
I signed up for an E -Trade account in college because I saw that TV show called Bull.
Do you remember that TV show that was about investment banking during the dot come bubble?
It was such a, no one knows that show.
And I was like, man Wall Street is so cool, I want to learn about stocks, because I was an astrophysics major, I didn't know what I was going to do after I was going to graduate school or whatever, and then I got caught up in the dot come bubble and I started reading the Wall Street Journal everyday, I would take it down to the freaking plaza and I would read the journal at school during lunch And I tried to learn about tech and business and markets because I've always been a tech guy and I'm like, man, there's all these startups and this is how the markets work.
So I set up an eTrade account.
I put some money in it and I started and I bought some stocks and I read the investor business daily on what stocks to buy.
They had a rating and I bought those stocks and they went up and I'm like man, this is awesome.
Like I love owning stocks and that kind of kicked me off.
And then I got an investment banking job after college and it totally changed my career trajectory.
I was like, I wanna go work in the tech industry and work in business.
What about you Chamath?
And it shifted it up when you buy your first deck way.
But by the way, sorry, let me just say one thing, what you asked is a really important question.
I just realized this Andrew, because my interest in that stock market thing at that time actually changed my career trajectory.
And it really reset what I was gonna do with my life to get involved in business and go work in the tech industry as opposed to work in science as a researcher.
And that was a really big shift for me.
So it gave me that kind of a ceiling of like, oh, I got to learn more, and then that kind of changed my career.
Sorry, go ahead, Shmock.
I was 14 or 15 years old.
And this is when Rodney King had the kicked out of him and almost died, all these race riots in LA.
And nothing had changed actually in America.
But where I was growing up in Canada, the provincial government created a program that said if you're a minority and you're on welfare, we'll pay for you to get a job.
I was a minority on welfare.
So I got a job and it was at a startup that was just going parabolic and their stock was going nuclear and I lived in this part of town and I would see the controller of that company drive past me every day while I was waiting for the bus and one day he stopped and I went with this guy Sam Lagg he drove me that whole summer and he taught me what does the company do why is the founder a billionaire what the hell does this even mean?
He unpacked me. And so I saw firsthand what it meant to work not for salary, but to get a stake in the thing that you're working for.
I bought a couple of shares, it went up, and it was great.
But then I really fell in love with this idea that I could understand something and own a piece of it.
And then it really accelerated when I've graduated from college because I was like Freberg.
I was in debt I was like, how the do I get out of debt?
And I traded stocks on behalf of my boss, this guy, Mike Fisher, who I thank to this day.
And I made so much money right before the dotcom crash.
He gave me the money to pay off my student loans.
Wow. And then ever since then, I was hooked.
I was like, okay, I can learn this, and I can deal with the vicissitudes of this look the markets are brutal.
There are moments where you just wake up and it looks like everything's working.
And then there are moments and this is what everybody needs to understand, though, if some of these programs work, where it literally looks like the bottom is falling out, and I cannot describe to people the pressure you will feel on behalf of you and your family, when it looks like you're taking a 30 or 40 or 50 % negative downturn to your net worth.
Yeah, it inflicts a level of psychological damage that I cannot describe to you.
And the bigger the numbers get, and by the way, I told this story on Tucker.
There was a period where I would wake up and I could just tweet and the markets would go up.
They were like, what's he gonna say next?
And then it all stopped, and then there was a two and a half year period where I gave it all back and then some, and it's frustrating.
The Midas touch goes away, oof.
It's beyond frustrating.
It shakes you to your core.
So if we do these programs, I think the Friedberg idea is just beautiful.
It's beautiful, it's lovely.
What about you Shans?
When did you make it for us?
But just to finish, if we do it, we have to try to teach people how to deal with the draw downs because that's where, if you don't teach them how to deal with the vol, the volatility of losing money, it's great when everything's green.
But those red days, man, how you comport yourself, how you act, how you treat other people in the red days are the only days that matter.
It's a growing experience.
What about you Shans?
When did you buy your first neck, Winnie?
I was probably 35. How old are you?
I'm 41. So maybe even a little bit later.
Now I might have owned stock without even realizing it type of thing where I had a business manager who set up some retirement fund or something like that, but not me actively choosing a stock and buying it.
Um, my what, my wife's father -in -law is a very successful businessman and, uh, he's, he's, he's, I want to say like predicted the markets really well, but he has, I mean, he was in Nvidia, like super early, early, early, early, early, and a bunch of others.
And we're like sitting down and like Aspen somewhere.
And he like said, Hey, listen, what do you mean?
You don't own anything.
He goes, Hey, can you take a, you know, I don't know if we said 10 grand or a hundred grand or something like that.
He goes, can you just put it in these different stocks?
I go okay, sure I open up this like eTrade account or whatever it was but an interesting thing right there is like you guys were so young was 18 22 14 and To me.
I think like the education of this is really important Like my parents did really well But they're financially illiterate like there was no passing on this like knowledge of like investing when yeah What it means to invest like they made their money by like working every single day for it Not like you guys don't put like they were teaching dance lessons So it was like, this is how much the dance lesson costs and you pay me.
And maybe I'll have 40 people in the class.
Okay, more people are paying.
And now other teachers can also teach.
But it was intimidating to them.
It was intimidating to me.
It still is intimidating to me.
Well, this is the I think the upside of crypto in some ways.
Also the upside of prize picks or, you know, gambling poker.
It's the upside of Robin Hood and Coinbase and all these things being available this generation generation bet like they love to gamble these young kids.
This is my concern.
No, but they're learning.
They're learning how to take the, the downdrafts.
I think that's my position.
I think they are learning, so maybe like the barrier to the entry is less.
But my concern is that they're treating it more like gambling than investing.
And I think that we've almost like tricked the American public into thinking that investing is gambling.
When the way that you guys are describing is it's not, it's like investing in the S and P and then leaving it there and taking those downturns and you have to come back up.
Yeah, but here's the thing, you have to learn these lessons at the poker table.
You cannot play poker without real money or else you're not going to get the burn.
You're not going to stay up at night.
So that's what these kids are doing.
How do we educate them?
It's not every kid, right?
The education comes from doing, and if you let these kids trade, they will figure it out over time.
And then what happens is, like you, they get married, they get a baby, they want to get a house.
And then they say, you know what, I'm going to stop buying meme coins.
I'm going to start buying Bitcoin.
I'm going to stop buying Bitcoin.
I'm going to buy Nvidia and things with real revenue...
but you still need to learn.
They just get addicted to gambling.
See it happening all the time.
Exactly, I agree with you.
I agree with Schultz.
I don't think that, I think you're being super reductive.
Like, Oh, they'll get on the, the all of a sudden understand Dave Swenson's Yale endowment asset allocation model.
Bullshit. They will.
I've seen, they were.
I have seen thousands and thousands and thousands of guys over time who deeply steeped in this business, washout.
Yeah. And at each two a one, the more sophisticated they get, But they all fall to the same pressures, which is they don't know how to simplify and they don't know how to be patient.
These are things that every human being needs to learn.
And I don't think time in the market actually solves those two traits.
Those are psychological traits that you have to go and figure out in a different way.
You look inside yourself and you have to figure those out.
Okay, yeah. No, fair enough.
But between the choice of, hey, we're going to grow up blue collar.
We have no access to these markets.
we have no way to trade in them, we have no way to learn.
And then today, I think the system we have today is better.
Can people go off the, you know, jump the fence and lose all their money?
Of course they can.
But they could go to Vegas and do that.
Prior to that, they could work with the bookie, they could do football sheets.
I think they're learning.
And when you use some of these modern apps and you look at the strategies and you see people on Reddit working on these stocks and their thesis.
I think it's trending the right way.
There can always be more education but this is… let's hope i think the average american doesn't even know what compound interest is i agree with you in fact i'll tell you i'll tell you a great story work to do i one of the best things that happened when i invested in the gold state warriors i bought ten percent of the team in 2011 or something i got to meet all of them and i got to meet a lot of my heroes and i remember one meeting where i sat with a goatee like player let's just put it well believe it out we'll Bloop it out.
No, I don't want to say his name, but OK.
Farony. And he asked me the most incredible question.
He's like, Jamal, can you explain compound interest?
And Schultz, I can tell you I still have this spreadsheet.
I just showed him a compound interest table.
And he had no idea how 8 % versus 10 % is like gargantuan.
Over 50 years over 20 years.
And to your point, it was illuminating that you're right.
Unless you unless you go and you jump into it and you live it.
And Jason, I agree with you, like there's nothing like, look, Stan Druckenmiller says the same thing, invest, then investigate, like there's nothing like putting the risk on.
Okay, there's nothing like playing a hand in poker.
There's nothing like taking a shot at a different strategy in blackjack, win or lose, you get feedback.
But my point is, most people don't get better.
And so that's what you have to solve is like, how can you make it interesting, fun?
How can you talk about the losses?
Like, this is a thing that I had immense trouble with.
I still do today. I think I've gotten better with it, is to be able to talk about the losses.
How do you talk about getting whacked for $4 billion?
I can do it now. But it's brutal.
Yeah. It's done for a while.
You saw me, you're a better person.
So me go through it.
How ashamed was I? For years that I had to unwind that how bad it was hard for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was hard.
I mean, you're imagining your whole identity is built into you know, you being successful in these markets.
And you measure it the wrong way like you point to the number in the bank account, not the way your wife treats you.
Not the way your kids treat you not the way your friends treat you and then you're like, Okay, well, I'm 30, 40, 50 60, 70 80 % poor.
So I'm just that much less of a human being.
Yeah. But that's a good reality check to lean into family and those things that matter.
My point is, if we can get people more into the market, I think it's an incredible thing, but you have to wrap it in these guardrails that have nothing to do with the market, everything to do with who you are as a person.
I think the first step is showing, what is the most simplistic version of the benefit of the market?
I think it's compound interest.
I really think that is, if we start there, like remove the stock market.
Don't even talk about it.
Just like what happens if I left it in a savings account that's getting 4 % and I don't touch it right now.
You know, the rule of 72.
That was the one that was in my brain.
So the rule of 72 is whatever the percentage you grow per month divided into 72.
So let's say you were growing 7 .2 % in the market per year, divide that.
It takes 10 years to double your money.
So it's a time to double your money.
Okay, if you were growing 7 % a month, you know, on whatever your investments are, let's say you got a great business that's growing, like Facebook or something like that, that means you double the number of users or revenue every 7 .2 months.
Once you understand that, you can do it quickly.
Just like in poker, you know the number of outs, each card represents roughly 2 % chance because there's 50 of them, right?
So you count for about 2%, then you can start doing this stuff in the back of your head.
I had this idea, I think I talked about it here on the program of doing the Kids Investment Club and I bought the domain Kids Investment Club.
I actually need to do this.
I've got to prioritize this and find a CEO for it or do it as a nonprofit or something, just kids need to learn this early.
Robinhood or somebody should make an app where they can invest like a shadow, but it's, like with their parents, maybe they can make the trade, the parent approves it, something like that.
There's something where we should be learning all this in high school.
They should be like, what's more important than this?
Remove the fear, remove the fear.
And the reason it's important to what we were saying earlier, get the American people invested in American success, and you will find so much more patriotism.
You will not find us in picking on all these little things that a lot of us maybe go, why is this such a big deal like the bathroom?
Most of us are unaffected.
I cannot begin to explain how quickly we'll forget about the bathrooms when the S &P is up 15 % and you're looking at your portfolio and you're like, you could take a wherever you want.
Absolutely. You have got something else to focus on absolutely.
Look at this, Hey, Freiburg.
Here's your time machine.
Check it out. There's your favorite show.
I don't want to make you more emotional.
But there is your guy, Stanley Tucci from Bull.
I think it only made one season.
One season, but Tucci Gang in full effect.
I was such a tech nerd growing up, but I never thought about the business of technology and then the startup boom happened, and you got this bull show on TV and I'm like, man, this is so much more exciting than sitting in a freaking lab, doing mathematical modeling where I was like pulling my freakin hair out I'm like I want to get after that and the rest is history you know.
Have you guys watched Stanley Tucci on HBO where he tours Italy and he does.
His little so great and on Tiktok, I've seen it and I see him cook on Tiktok.
He's like today, is it rolling?
It's rolling. Today I'm going to make you a fruu -ta -da -da -da.
But I'm doing it in the Capaccio a bass and we're going to put and I'm like I I just, can this guy do ASMR or put me to bed at night?
And this guy, he is, I'm gonna mancrush on Tucci.
Tucci is a must. He's, I would like to roll with Tucci.
Can you imagine if we went to Italy and just had like a, just roll with Tucci through Italy?
I love that guy. Any dream as possible J .Cal.
You can pull it off.
I know, so, we're all dreaming here.
We're all dreaming here.
All right. We're still dreamers by the way.
Really important. Everyone should know that.
I think like, there's no, So the thing that a lot of people assume, this is the truth about humans in general, is there's an end to the rainbow, but there isn't.
You ride the rainbow until you die, that's it.
And there's always hope, there's always dreams, there's always more, and it doesn't stop, so it makes it fun.
Are you taking the ketamine in Austin or something?
What happened, you just got all full of - I'm a little hungover today, I started drinking at 10 a .m.
yesterday. We went to the Mothership last night - Oh I was?
And well we hung out with a couple of your boys, I think.
we get to hang out with, Tony.
Tony. Tony was very nice.
And Shane Gillis was there.
But he was big time he was big time.
There was a mob around him.
We didn't get to meet him.
The guy Bert, who take I didn't recommend.
Yeah, he had his shirt on.
So I didn't recognize.
He was. Yeah, I was like, but then I saw the body shape.
And I was like, Yeah, that's that's probably probably him.
When did you start in comedy?
I was, I think it's almost been like 18 years or something like that.
She started in your early 20s in New York, going to the funny bong, or what?
I have a question, actually.
How do you get into it?
How do you keep your, like how do you pay for your life before you make it?
Like what? Like is it that you have a normal day job?
I lived with my parents for like a very long time.
Like my parents lived in these village so I was walking distance from like multiple comedy clubs, it was, you know, incredibly, I mean I worked like with my parents for a little bit, then I managed restaurants.
And I like just managed them.
You managed restaurants in Manhattan?
Yeah, I did. I started in Santa Barbara when I was going to college.
That's where I did my first comedy gig and then I managed a restaurant out in Brooklyn.
Oh really? Like, what would I know it?
It was called Biscuit Barbecue.
It was in Park Slope, Brooklyn.
And then I started to make a little money in stand -up.
It was enough to buy a Mmoons falafel.
I had like a, five to ten, I had a five to ten dollar a day budget and I could eat cereal for breakfast and then I just, and I saved some money because I was going to school, when I was going to school, I was working at that restaurant and I saved some money.
And I had a little pipe dream of opening up a bar with a friend of mine in New York.
And then I was like, you know what?
I'm just going to spend this money trying to be a comedian.
And I hope by the time I get rid of the money, I'm making money at Comedy.
And it came down to like $700 in my bank account.
I was renting out the room where I slept in and I would sleep in a closet in my apartment and it just worked out.
it just worked out.
I started making a couple of money, do a couple gigs, start touring, I don't know, and then it kind of worked out.
Was there a moment that were?
Because when you when you know, when the cancel culture was alive and well, that's when I first encountered you it was initially on TikTok actually.
Sure. And you were on fire because you were saying stuff nobody else was saying.
And I thought, how does he even dare to pull this shit off?
And yes, it was a moment that where you broke or you tipped or not?
It's interesting. You break and then you go away.
I broke on some MTV shows and I was doing all these things on MTV.
I had my own shows and all that stuff.
The MTV thing dried up.
Then I went away, but I was luckily doing this podcast with Charlemagne and the podcast was very popular and that was like providing for me and then I was doing some shows on the road and people would come out from the podcast.
Then I really couldn't get any attraction and stand -up world.
So when I was doing like comedy stuff with MTV, it wasn't really in the stand -up world and this because my stand -up maybe wasn't of the ilk of what was popular at the time.
And I have a lot of empathy by the way for like the people who are just working at a network that are producing these shows, like they're kids in private school.
I wanted to tell a crazy joke about women or gays or wherever the f**k it is and they're like, I'm not trying to get fired.
and like my kids in private school.
We just got them into Dalton.
I don't wanna rock the boat.
Like you know what I mean?
Yeah, reasonable. You understand?
I don't think that they're asking.
Self preservation. Exactly.
But I didn't wanna change my comedy.
So I was like, okay, where can I put it out?
And luckily we were putting the podcast out on YouTube and it was successful.
And I just started putting things out on YouTube.
And I started doing these shows and these shows started selling out.
It was like really weird.
Like the first thing I put out, I sold out the next weekend.
And I was never going to sell it out.
How many seeds? These are like 300 seed clubs and you do maybe four or five shows a weekend.
I was like. And you get $50 a seed, $20 a seed?
No, not even. You get a flat rate.
You get two grand to do the weekend or something like that.
And a lot of these times, the comedy clubs would just like call people and say, hey, do you want to see this guy and give away the tickets for free?
It was really, the old model is basically, it's like a bar.
So you just get the people in and they sell the drinks.
So the weekend would sell out.
And another one would sell out.
And I was like, holy shit, maybe, maybe there's something, there's a conversion rate that I didn't see and I kept putting stuff out on YouTube.
I would do a new clip every week for a year on YouTube and then I put these a special on YouTube instead and then I learned very quickly that there was this huge like white space in the market.
Like the comedy on TV was corny and people didn't really like it and nobody was putting out like the quote unquote like real comedy.
There's different versions of comedy, but I'm being very simplistic and the more edgy stuff I put on YouTube and it just exploded and yeah, my career kind and it really took off from there.
And then COVID came around and there was, I was able to be a little bit more honest because I wasn't tied to a network and worried about maybe losing my job at the network.
And then it just, I think in America, we reward bravery.
You just signed a Netflix deal, right?
I mean, you did the space show.
Yeah. And we're actually doing the show in Austin tonight where we're going to talk with some folks about this general concept, where you start out as kind of an independent, and say whatever you want, you're totally free, it's your own platform, it's your own voice.
And then you go sign a deal with another platform.
Like, are you now, you know, do you find it hard to trade the money for whatever might come along with that?
There's restrictions, there's, you know.
There's two ways to look at it, right?
It's like, there's one, like, I think it, I don't wanna give myself too much credit here, but I think that what we did is created another marketplace for comedy that the streaming networks had to now compete with.
So they were losing comics to YouTube because it was more advantageous to put your comedy up on YouTube and build a following, and then go for tickets on the road.
Whereas before, the only way you could really make a big chunk of money on your comedy is if you got one of these fancy specials.
Now people are like, I don't even want to do the special, because if I put it on YouTube, I can tour for years and really build a fan base.
So to have this autonomy.
The Netflix thing is interesting because Netflix is the second biggest, I guess, streaming service on the planet.
and it's like YouTube than Netflix.
So if I already had this huge imprint on YouTube, it would only be smart for me to now tap into the second biggest and see if there's some people there that aren't consuming my content on YouTube.
So then back to the guy who's got the kid adulting now, when you go and negotiate a deal with Netflix, are they basically silent or do they have - Not a single note.
Yeah, so you do whatever you want and it is what it is letter written.
Now my last special was supposed to be with Amazon.
so it was with Amazon and they had some notes and I bought it back from them and I put it out really Wow yeah and I sold it I sold it myself and it was actually one of the coolest things ever because I think I'm maybe one of the only comics that actually knows what they're worth yeah you don't really know what your walk us through that so you do it and what do the notes say that there were there like just yeah it was two jokes and like i get it they make money selling toilet paper like why are they gonna have this huge you know uh you made fun of the toilet paper industry, I got it.
Big toilet paper, big TP, very powerful lobby.
You know what's funny is that culture has changed, and I feel like a lot of times the streamers are downriver from culture.
I bet now I would be able to put it out on Amazon and be totally fine.
But at that time, it was maybe very edgy and a volatile time culturally.
So I was able to put it out.
But you had the choice, right?
You could have taken the jokes out and kept it, but then instead, you took the harder path, which is I'm just going to buy it back.
Yeah. And I take the risk and I'll figure it out later.
Yeah, I have. I'm not risk averse at all.
I actually enjoy risky.
It kind of excites me.
But what excites me more is like putting out the piece exactly how I want to put it out.
And I can't like scream about censorship and comedians should do the jokes we want to do.
And then the second somebody gives me a big check, I go, whoa, we don't have to do the like, I have to be at least consistent on that.
And culture continue to change.
And you got to get Netflix credit too.
Like they took a lot of, They took a lot of hits for putting out comedy that some people thought was maybe a little bit too offensive.
I mean, the Schappells stuff was really, got put him in the crosshairs.
Exactly. They stood strong, right?
Absolutely, they stood strong, and seeing that gave me a lot of confidence.
I was like, okay, like...
And they did literally, we just made the whole thing, and they just gave us money.
So they were not involved at all in the creation, so to say.
They were involved in giving us money for it, and then they're involved in the marketing, obviously, and their algorithm and getting out.
That's all Sarandos.
He believes in comedy.
Yeah. A huge comedy fan from back in the day.
I think people don't realize that about him.
Like you need somebody who actually loves the art and is not just looking at it as a thing that they can monetize.
Like there's the term this guy use it, you have to find somebody spiritually aligned with you and that's not mumbo -jumbo.
It like they truly understand the intention of comedy.
So things aren't as hurtful are painful to them because because they understand what you intend to do.
So, and then I got - It's interesting too, they tried to cancel you.
What was the joke? The moms, because they went after Tony Hinchcliffe twice.
Oh, yeah. And each time he went 10X, they came after Chamath on this program.
Yeah. That was the first level up.
We got three times the audience after they tried to cancel Chamath.
Yeah. The White House released a statement.
It doesn't really work when you have like core fans that believe in you.
And I feel like you guys have probably built that, the relationships you've built with fans.
There's probably people who are very grateful of the information that you give them.
And so, when they try to paint you in a certain light, you actually have like 100 hours of time with those people, that they know you'd be more than that one statement that you've said.
So now they're not as concerned about that thing you said that maybe is taking out of context or people have been offended by.
I think like the biggest thing that people miss about New Medians is like, you're allowed to be offended by the joke that I say.
Like you're allowed to react however you want to react about it.
You had your life. You went through some crazy ****.
Maybe you're maybe you were bullied as a kid, like you don't want other people to potentially have those feelings.
So you see a joke that could elicit that.
And you're like, I want to protect that from that, protect them from that.
That's kind of noble.
I'm like, I'm cool with that.
If you yourself tell me you don't like me teasing you, I'm not going to tease you personally ever again.
I want you to feel good, but it doesn't mean that I won't continue to make those jokes somewhere else.
I think my shows, like I got the most diverse audience in comedy history.
Yeah, you do. So it's like, you come out to one of my shows, you can't tell me that people don't like these jokes.
And I tried very hard to like, like, if I'm curious about your culture, you'll know it through the jokes.
It's not some little bullshit.
Like, I'll try to dive deep and even surprise you about something that I might know.
And I think in that way, people start to feel seen.
And they don't feel bullied, they actually feel like represented.
And they're like excited about it.
Look, you said something at the beginning, which I thought was really interesting, which is you're like a, you have to, great comedians are great observers of culture.
So can you just tell us, just observe the cultural moment.
We talked a lot about it, but I just want you to maybe put a point on it.
Where are we? Where's America?
What the hell is going on?
Like what's happening like?
However you feel that question.
Like what the hell is going on?
All -time low confidence in institutions, low confidence in information.
there's an obsession with conspiracy because there's, I mean, that's two -fold.
One, like it's the easiest way for dumb people to feel smart.
Like when you know something no one else knows and you get to share it with people, like there's that dopamine hit where like, I bet you didn't know this happened, you know?
But those thrive in times where there's not real transparency.
So I think everybody's looking for answers and nothing is exactly how it seems, and the only way to re -instill that confidence is I think like brutal transparency.
You gotta just be like I'm really honest with the people, this is what it is.
And we're Americans, we're proud people, you know, so we can get through whatever you say, but you gotta tell it to us as it is.
And I think we're just assessing relationships right now.
And I think like when the economy is rough, like you're seeing all the Jewish stuff right now, right?
Like, obviously with the conflict.
Well, this is the thing you gotta understand.
Like most people have never met a Jewish person.
Like most Americans have no clue what a Jewish person is outside of Kerby and RAZM or Seinfeld.
They don't know what it is.
They think Jews are Upper East Side New Yorkers like they yeah, the like Seinfeld or they think it's like Hasidim like it's just like one of the exactly They don't even know what like a Sephardic Jews they don't know what an African Jew is or morocca did they have no clue what that is and They shouldn't they're like how many Jews are they like more people from Laos than there are Jews right like it's like a very small population so I think there's like a little bit of a disconnect and And, you know, when you don't know people and I think this is probably true, I know I could be off, but I think
there's like an ambient feeling towards Jews from people who don't know Jews, it's an ambient light and the stereotypes are probably not like the best.
They're not exactly negative as long as the economy's good, right?
They're like, oh, they're successful.
They kind of stick together they own businesses, they whatever.
And as long as the economy's good, everybody's cool.
and then eggs get expensive and you're buying on your rent and you don't feel hope and you don't and then you start going why do they got all that?
What the what are they about?
Why they why they separatist you know like I'm here proselytizing I'm trying to get everybody to go to heaven and they just got their own thing and it's very easy for them to become this like other group and then you extrapolate that with what's happening like Palestine and in Israel and you get people to start like assessing like the relationship between America and another country like you saw America become very uninterested in Ukraine quickly.
Like we we we the second economy goes down we start going well what do they do for us?
Why are we giving them?
Like and they're starting to ask similar questions about Israel and there's a lot of anti -semite that are jumping on on it and they're muddying the whole thing they're going ah this is what did they control the government they do that all the every conspiracy, we told you so this time.
By the way, you're, you're speaking a profound secret that many administrations in government have known for a long time.
And I think this is where some of the mistrust comes from.
I talked about this, like maybe it was like a couple months ago, but the most incredible stock market was actually under Biden.
The most amount of money printed was under Biden, the most cumulative total budget deficits was under Biden, the most amount of short term refinancing of debt was under Biden.
Part of what you can explain is that if you keep the signals that everything as healthy are up, you're allowed to propagate all of these other things that would get very quickly recapitulated.
When you take the gas out of the market and you take the gas out of all these other markets and all of a sudden the price of energy is up and the price of this is up and the price of that is up, then you start to question, hold on a second, why are all these things as important.
You know the above the line below the line conversation that we have tried to have several times on this pot.
Jesus, we have to like meet people.
You have to meet people where they feel in order to communicate with them, right?
Like they could like when people right now like assessing like America's relationship with Israel, like it's it's in they hear you hear these like soundbites, like that's our closest ally.
And then they go, what does that mean?
It's like, well, let's explain to them what that means.
Like, let's explain the importance of that relationship and how it's beneficial to Americans because if you don't explain it and you just go oh just be quiet whatever then they start to look at these lunatics on Twitter and start to go in it is that is that true yeah and then they're down the conspiracy hall exam like you have to explain like I don't know what the mineral deal was about but I know for with with Ukraine but I know for a second there are some Americans who go oh we're gonna get some minerals out of that all right minerals sound good like it's gonna pay us back it's that it's that simplistic
right so like I think that kind of communication is important and it will actually help understand these relationships which I imagine are very important.
I'm not privy to all the geopolitical decisions that are going on there.
Who knows, intelligence from Israel could have thwarted 20 more 9 -11s." Yeah, maybe you can't say that because you expose the intelligence operatives you have in the field.
But it would, I think, be helpful to understand the value of that for the everyday American.
So this is something crazy on Twitter.
You can go, okay, you're just an anti Semite and you're looking for a justification for your hate.
I mean, this is your point about Trump.
Sometimes he has these take care.
We'll see you later, bro.
Take care. It. This is like a thing.
The point is going to be a really about that right now.
I just want to let you know that you just talked about Israel and he's like, I'm not a one Jewish guy left.
I'm ready to go. Wait to go.
She'll see you. This is how it starts, David.
David, this is how it starts.
You drove him out. Thanks a lot.
You drove him out. When you said Trump's a masterful kind of communicator here, Biden gave all these weapons to Ukraine under the auspices of what's called a loneliest.
They have to pay them back.
But Biden never communicated that well.
Tell us. And then Trump comes out and he said, you know what, we gave them $180 million, $180 billion, they're gonna give us 500 billion back.
we're making a 40 he basically described a 42 % compounded return.
Sounds good. So yeah, better than anything that's ever happened.
I mean, he's out there in terms of his ability to communicate a chamath as we wrap your any final thoughts?
What do you think about Trump?
And what he's how he's doing and what he's doing so far and what do you think about?
Elon and doe. Ooh. Okay, so Trump and what he's doing, how he's doing so far, like I I don't know like in other words like I don't I don't know if I can like assess it right away maybe I'm giving him a little bit longer like landing strip or whatever than other people because I have a little bit more hope or optimism I get if you don't like the guy you're going to see how horrible this is immediately but I'm gonna give him a little bit more leeway to see if it doesn't work out and it's really horrible I'll be the first person to call it out like I he's empowered we should definitely check the people
in But I'm hoping that these actions in the short term are beneficial in the long term.
Is everyone going to work out?
Doge is like, I'm so depressed about it.
Not depressed stupid, but like I'm bummed about because I don't think there's any American that is pro -waste inefficiency and bloke.
This should be a bipartisan issue.
Like all Americans should be coming together going, oh my God, the DMV is going to get better.
This sounds awesome.
And I think, you know, I have a lot of respect for Elon, but I think sometimes on Twitter, he's like twisting the knife a little bit and it's like, you don't need to twist the knife, like we all want this.
This is something we can come together as a country in support.
This sounds great. Don't twist it.
Just kind of let it be.
Show your wins when you do something wrong, we can acknowledge the things that we did are wrong and we'll respect that.
It bums me that this has become so partisan.
And I do understand there are a lot of people on the left that are making this partisan as well.
There was this crazy clip between Rogan and Elon where Rogan was like, How does all this go down actually?
And he's like, well, I can't really speak about the corruption because I'm afraid it would get me assassinated.
He's like, Actually, if I tell you what I know, it was the weirdest like two minute clip.
And then they just kind of left it and moved on.
And my brain was like, What are they talking about?
What must be going on?
I mean, there's a lot of money going out the door.
Yeah, but who's killing Elon?
Like, if we are going to have World War 3, don't you want the guy that has the rockets to go to Mars on your side?
Yeah, you kind of want the super genius on your side for sure.
Another thing that's like really interesting to me is like people keep going, people keep doing these things like, What is Elon's play?
Like what is he doing here?
Like is he actually going to take over?
And it's like, Elon has been dealing with like local government for so long trying to push through.
He is not an American citizen.
He cannot be present.
He is at the highest position he will ever be in his lifetime in America.
You can't get higher than being the right -hand man of the president since you're not from America.
You can't ever be present.
I think he's going to behave really well because now he's in the most powerful position he will ever be in.
If you want to talk about power plays, you got to watch out for JD that guy's high emotional intelligence.
That's somebody that I would be keeping my eyes on if I'm Trump.
But Elon, he's gonna be a good, he's gonna be your best friend because it's only downhill if he pisses Trump off.
Interesting, interesting, little man cheering candidate for JD.
No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that he's gonna do anything bad.
But he is like, don't treat him light.
Like we got this thing.
Don't sleep on JD. New Yorkers we do this all the time, hear someone with like a Southern accent we think they're a goofball and it's like right.
That guy went from like a broken home to Yale population to Yell.
And then the VP and 40.
He's your age. He's like 40.
He called Trump Hitler or something.
And he ended up as he said I'm a NeverTrump guy.
He's so to say that he's not emotionally intelligent does the city doesn't know or whatever that term is.
He's sappy. Hey, keep an eye on him.
Keep an eye on him for sure.
All right, listen, Andrew Schultz is playing at the funny bone on April 16th and 17th.
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Who do you think, who do you debate, last question.
Who do you think is the funniest?
If you had to just take a wild stab at who the funniest...
Can't picture Tom. No, me, Jason or ice cream, between the three of you?
Um, okay. So you can say meets Jason.
So Jason is the most, like naturally inclined to be funny.
He's probably just the most funny being around.
Chama will probably get the biggest laughs when he says something funny, because he's like, he's not asking for much.
Like he'll just say something that's like a dart and we'll kind of like hit you and you'd be like, Oh, got it.
And then I think David will like structure something really funny.
And you'll be like, oh, that was a clever.
I see how you did that.
Right there. I was actually when I was an astrophysicist, Schultzy, I was very funny myself.
I did summer stock.
How many do I take?
Like, I think if we're off the pod, I think Cha -Muth says some like wild shi - That everybody goes, what the f - I think you say that the most.
That's what I would say.
There you go. All right, Andy Schultz picks me.
They have a mom. I would like to clip that.
And yeah. All right, continued success, come back anytime.
I like the way Schultz pronounces, but I may go to Cha -Muth.
I like that. Cha -muth.
Cha -muth. Yeah, Chamath is too, it's too used, actually.
We should go to a different pronunciation.
I love Chamath. Chamath is just so - It's tough with the, it's tough, I know for longer, but it's tough with the names from over there like my podcast co -host Akash, right?
Akash, yeah, Akash.
I love Akash, she's red.
Everybody calls him Akash.
Now, his name is spelled with two A's.
A's, Akash. So it's like Akash.
If it's got two A's next to each other - Yeah, you wanna go there.
After the K, you go there when it's Akash.
So it is tricky but he said, like his parent specifically picked a name he thought that Americans would be able to pronounce.
He calculated that.
They were trolling him.
I think that's a really beautiful thing for a kid.
They could have named him John, Steve, if they wanted it pronounced.
They still had to keep it real.
Jack, that would keep it real.
They would keep it real.
I was in about eight when I could read and write English, well eight.
Okay? Because it was my second language.
And when I saw my name written out, I was like, what the did they do to me here?
What is this They picked the one - My middle name is like 15 other letters.
My middle name. They picked a name that has math in it.
Like they knew what they wanted to do.
Yes. They were like, if you can pronounce this, you can solve the Pythagorean Theorem.
It's so true. Yeah, this is harder than the Pythagorean Theorem.
The My sun is going to be an engineer.
This guy's going to be rich.
I'm so proud of us.
I mean God damn. He's going to figure it out.
You'll get us too much.
He's going to get us to hell sweet, is it?
The hell's your question, Andrew?
Right. Is it racist if I do an Indian impersonation because I know I can do Italian and Irish, but can I do Indian?
Oh, it's funny, bro.
I don't think so. But I think it's like Is it the intent?
I'm just I don't even think it's the intent.
I think if you like, if you say certain things like you say bita, right?
Like if you say like, that's like my love, like, you know, if you say little things that are more than just the sound, but if you got into the culture like to let them Hankson, I didn't learn this from the Simpsons.
And I learned it from my buddy's family.
Then I think you'll see people who are like, Indians, Sri Lankan, they'll be like, Oh, sh**, he, oh, he got, he's got friends.
I'm gonna go ahead and until I make myself a comedian.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm gonna save it to when I get my, uh, Tony, uh, Kill Tony set.
What's your Korean acts.
Can you do that? Like, can we go through?
I can't do Korean cause my wife's Korean and her dad.
Oh, I'll tell you where my I can cause my dad, my father in law I went to China.
He's an industrialist.
He's there. And I said, hey, listen, I'd like to marry a daughter.
And he said, okay, cool, cool conditions.
And I said, okay. And he said, do it fast and poke Andrew.
So hard like a reinforce poke with his finger on my shoulder, get a bruise.
I'm like off. Yeah.
And then he goes, and I said, what's the second thing?
And he says, no refunds.
He says it just like that.
And I was like, okay, okay.
Don't marry your daughter, no refunds.
Do it fast. I literally had to marry her within a year because he knew.
He was like, listen, I got, he had four daughters and he was like, I got a move inventory.
I love it. And I was the first, I married the oldest daughter.
None of the other daughters could get married until I married my wife, which was the greatest thing I ever did, three beautiful kids, you know how it is.
And listen, good luck.
You're gonna have a second and third, Chelsea.
You got some X. I hope so.
I hope so, man. God will it.
Three's the right number.
If you wanna go. If you wanna do a half Elon, you can go with Chamath's plan.
He's on six or seven.
I'm on five bro. I'm on five.
I mean anything's possible.
And then Freeberg's on four.
I'm on three. I think three's the right number.
I'm gonna catch up, boys.
I'm gonna catch up.
All right listen. A lot of success.
Thanks for doing this.
Thanks so much for having us.
Cheers. We'll let your winners ride.
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