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Hey weirdos, I'm Ash.
And I'm Elena. And this is Morbid.
this is morbid listener tales brought to you by you for you from you and all about you uh i really lost myself there you did but you found yourself at the end that's what's important we are not dressed in costume you are as honestly i'm not we're gonna pretend we are uh so we're gonna be talking about haunted schools today and so i'm wearing a woodsboro class of 96 shirt that's so i'm just pretending i'm from that class i never liked school so uh my shirt says even baddies get saddies and i would get saddies at school but whilst being a of baddie it's true and your time would be baddie like time
would be so bad make you sad i mean the time that i was in class was baddie hanging out was not so baddie then you were a baddie yeah yeah you know it's been it's been a long week it kind of came up quick it's been a it's been a long week but it's actually wednesday yeah it's been a long couple of weeks that tells you everything long couple of weeks good things yeah for the most part good things great yeah um what was it was it last weekend that we watched um blumhouse was super nice and sent us a screener yeah we had a movie night with mikey and death with death and they gave us the trailer for drop
which actually doesn't come out who god only knows when you're seeing this um jod jod only jod only knows babe but yeah it was fun it's a fun movie and it's really fun getting screeners so thank you so so much to Blumhouse that was so really cool gather around and see this movie telling you this is one you're gonna want to see it comes out on April 11th so if it is already April 11th or past it won't be Mikey saying it's not so when the time comes that it's April 11th go to the theater watch drop go to the go to the theater it has it has Megan Fahey she was in the White Lotus recently and she
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really cool that was awesome and without further ado these are brought to you by you for you from you and all about you so we got to get into them let's get into it let's talk about some weird ass schools shout out to debbie for putting these together deb deb uh so i'll start i guess yeah like i'll start this one's just called listener tales i love that and when you keep it short and simple oh that reminds me if you guys have photos with your listener tales that you are cool with us sharing or want us to share make sure you explicitly say that in the listener tale otherwise we won't share them
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So this one's called Listener Tales and it says, Hey, weirdos, I hope you get a chance to read my tale.
It's all about the time I got haunted by prankster ghosts at boarding school and how I think it was your fault.
Apologies in advance for any typos.
Apologies in reverse Yeah Apologies in retrospect I'm sorry I'm so sorry Like damn I'm sorry So I don't know if I can say their names So I won't Hey weirdos I've taken the liberty of changing my name and my story Glad we took that out Not because I think it matters But because I think it's fun Honestly I do too i like that this might be my only chance to use the alias i've been developing since high school leah baker boring yes but boring is believable street smarts that's honestly not boring that is street smarts and why haven't i been working on an alias i don't know i feel like good i feel
plenty of time i feel remiss i'm gonna start working on it yeah you got to anyway i want to start by saying i'm a silent fan i don't comment or engage with those who do but i listen to your episodes the moment they come out honestly much respect thank you being a silent fan yeah i'm a silent fan of a lot of things i'm a silent fan of almost everything except for ghost the way that i was like i knew you were gonna say that yeah i'm a silent the things that i listen to aside from ghost yeah silent like like um podcasts yeah like shows anything like that i'm pretty silent yeah unless i'm just like
in there being like this was great i loved this like that's it yeah but like very barely no i got that so i appreciate it um so it says i first discovered your podcast when i was training for a half marathon damn and i really needed something to distract me from the horror of long distance running i don't blame you people told me that i would learn to love running spoiler alert i didn't but i did come to love the way you tell stories and roast the crusty panties off the whack -ass perps you talk about on your show iconic never Never listen to the haters telling you to change.
You did what no other podcast has done for me.
You two made me laugh out loud for a whole hour as I shuffled around the track of a dimly lit fieldhouse late, late at night.
That's so nice. I love you and thank you for that.
Stop doing that late at night.
Okay, that sounds weirdly specific.
Let me explain. I used to live and work at a New England boarding school.
Ooh. Hey. Tell us which one offline.
Built in the 1800s, Latin motto, a president went there type of boarding school.
it is in a very rural area so there isn't much to do there besides hang out at the local pub or in the literal fields that's around campus this is one of my favorite beginnings to any story same you give me a new england boarding school from the 1800s with a latin motto and a president one who once been there and you can only hang out at the local tavern or the field surrounding said school yeah it's kind of urban legend too it's delicious we just love it sipped it all up love Because I was in my mid -20s, riddled with anxiety, bored as hell, and in charge of the largest dorm on campus, 100 -plus
underclassmen girls, I needed an outlet.
While many might prefer the pub in the comfort of a cold brewski with the lads, I prefer my misery straight.
No chaser. I took to the fields.
Literally, I ran long trails around campus and began training for a half marathon. Unfortunately, boarding school teachers live extremely busy lives.
you teach all day you coach in the afternoons you have duty in the dorms making sure the kids get along and you know stay alive you have meetings clubs professional development etc eating into every free hour of the day we didn't seriously we didn't have sick days and we worked on all those holidays people usually get off like memorial day this meant that if i wanted to run i had to run before or after all my other duties that makes sense it does sorry i scolded you you're like i'm sorry i didn't know your life okay i started i often started my runs at five or six a .m and after eight or nine p
.m this wouldn't have been a big deal if not for one very important thing the school was very haunted yeah i'm not exactly a skeptic of the supernatural i was raised very religious and while i don't rock with organized religion anymore i'm still pretty sensitive to what else might just be out there next time somebody comes to my door trying to sell me on a religion i'm just going to tell them i don't rock with religion i don't rock with organized religion i just don't rock with it that is kind of how i feel that's exactly how i feel yeah that's all yeah you can i just yeah go for it yeah just because we
don't perceive something doesn't mean it isn't there hell yeah when i first arrived on campus i was quickly informed of some of the most harrowing ghost encounters i'd ever heard one faculty member spoke about her child seeing a man looking through their window the little girl described him in perfect detail down down to his eye color what the fuck apparently he came often and never tried to come inside he would just observe what was going on in the living room my co -worker told me that she never saw the man but she was pretty shaken by the encounter especially since they lived on the third floor of the building
yikes motherfucker was levitating he was just floating i don't like that another co -worker it's very salem's lot i don't know another co -worker it's stephen king another Another coworker told me that people who stay overnight in the campus health center hear footsteps outside their doors all night.
It is a pacing sound that goes away when they look to see who it is.
She told me the school nurses believe it's the ghost of past night shift workers helping them out and checking up on the sick kids.
I kind of love that.
I really like that.
That's a nice haunt.
So you get it. Boarding school, haunted, spooky.
But also, the ghosts are nice?
Question mark? Anyway, back to me, Leah Baker.
during my runner era i used to follow the cross country trail around the fields at night guided by some sparse campus lights it was actually very peaceful and i enjoyed being able to see the stars above on late summer nights i would watch the lightning bugs dance over the tall grass around me blinking slowly as if they were soothing me and encouraging me on my way i love that poetic and beautiful i preferred to run at night because of this but one day i decided to switch up my routine and run in the early morning.
Smart. Switch up your routine.
That's very smart. That's when I saw them.
A group of boys were playing soccer.
It was a little foggy, but I could make out their goofy adolescent forms. You know the type.
Skinny and all elbows.
They were all dressed in a similar sort of uniform.
As I got a little closer, I saw that the uniforms looked very old -timey.
Some of them had hats I'd expect to see on cast members of the Newsies.
They didn't make any noise, but they all clearly were having fun and running around together kicking a ball.
I was pretty shocked that any teenager would be up at sunrise, let alone a group of them, all while being dressed like Oliver Twist. So I shook my head once and looked back at the field.
They were gone. I stopped dead in my tracks and felt chills over my entire body.
I was suddenly very cold.
Did I just hallucinate?
I thought. Honestly, I was so bored I wouldn't put it past myself.
I chalked it up to a weird morning and the fog playing tricks and finished my run.
the fact that you saw an entire soccer team fall and then just looked away and looked back and we're like i'm probably bored like you were really bored honestly though that makes so much sense being up early in the morning you're like yeah i don't have the wherewithal for that because you're like do i want to investigate this no probably not no not before coffee no soon the temperate fall weather oh i need fall we're almost there that just made me like ache for fall but we're almost there i mean two seasons to go we're so close so close soon the temperate fall weather turned to a harsh cold winter
as it does in new england why god why but we're coming out of it as a certified weather wuss i cannot be caught outside the months of november and february bundle up layers never so when it got too cold to run outside i moved indoors to the field house that's where you gals come in hey what is more boring than running through countless grass fields running circles around a dimly lit indoor track my brain was melting and my podcast app suggested i try a true crime pod called morbid good job fucking podcast app yeah i gave it a whirl and was immediately hooked it was actually a guest episode oh
look at that a guest episode talking about the tale of a badass playboy bunny it was holly i bet oh was it holly madison yeah who got got fucked over by the system and men.
100%. That was definitely Holly.
Yep. Shout out to Holly.
Yep. So anyway, there I am doing laps and listening to Morbid when all of a sudden the lights shut off in the building.
That's a no for me.
That's like horror movie.
Initially, I wasn't that worried.
Girl. My school had a 24 -hour campus security team that would make the rounds to various buildings.
Maybe they didn't see me and shut off the lights, I thought.
so when I looped back around to the light switches by the door I flicked them on and continued my painful shuffle I had a long way to go I love that you were just like I'm gonna continue this I'm gonna keep running hell yeah that night's run was supposed to be 10 a 10 miler oh oh my god and just going in circles for 10 miles you even wrote queue retching noises yeah honestly a couple minutes later I'm turning the far bend of the track and the light shut off again oh leave get get out of there annoyed i shout into the darkness hey i'm in here no response son of a biscuit eating bulldog i think
i love that you thought that i love that and flick the lights back on when i get to the switches again i try not to curse in front of my students so i have a few colorful non -curses locked and loaded at all times once again a couple minutes later the lights flick off for the third time okay now i'm scared i pause ash's voice in my earbuds and say loudly Bro, what the hell?
No response. I stand there in the darkness for a few seconds and suddenly I start to get very cold.
This is a strange sensation as I was sweating a lot and I could feel my tomato red cheeks burning bright red.
However, I felt a very strong chill, like the temperature in the whole building had dropped rapidly.
Remember the USS Salem?
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Now concerned, I jogged across the track to the light switch and the thermostat.
I flicked on the lights and the thermostat was at 66.
As soon as I read the number, I felt warmer, reassured.
I tried getting back to my run.
Was it the ghosts everyone had told me about?
No one had mentioned them being anti -health assholes like hello I'm trying to scrape together a couple endorphins and hide my big feelings and even bigger muscles I could be at the pub but no I was in the freaking field house at 9 p .m on a Friday about 30 seconds I like that you were trying to hide your big feelings and even bigger muscles so after about 30 seconds into this internal monologue the lights flickered annoyed I shouted knock it off I'm almost done just like that the lights stopped Stop flickering.
They stayed on the rest of the time.
And I was able to continue my run and finish my introduction to your podcast. Thanks, ghosties.
Yeah, shout out to the ghosts.
Over the next several weeks, I continued listening to Morbid on my runs.
And the same thing happened a few more times to varying degrees.
The ghosts had shenan'd once.
And they chose to shenan again.
I see what you did there.
I like that. However, each time I told them to knock it off, they did.
It honestly felt like they were trying to prank me.
or maybe they were annoyed that i was huffing and puffing in their hangout past bedtime well i never saw the soccer kids again my ex -boyfriend and i started to have dreams that ghosts were hanging out in my apartment throwing parties and hosting game nights while we were laying sleeping in my bed that's kind of funny i kind of love that yeah my dog lady seemed like she could see them and would stare around the room gazing at nothing sometimes whining for no reason in at all my cabinets would open by themselves and stuff would be moved but i never felt threatened in any way it always felt like
i was in the way i had the overwhelming feeling that they thought of me the way a superior alien race might think of a puppy cute but useless or the way teenagers think of millennials these days cringe so anytime the shenanigans began to flare up i would tell the ghosts what i tell my students grow up it never works with my students but it did work with the ghosts whatever they were doing to bother me would stop for a while i really began to wonder if it was you two spooky gals that awakened these prankster ghosts i did i take full responsibility that was me i did it cannon uh it was like they
heard me listening to y 'all and said to themselves this bitch will be a good sport she'll be down to hang with some rascals having a little fun in the end i completed my first and last half marathon hell yeah hell yeah good job and got a new job that had a better work -life balance that makes me happy for you i love that well i haven't had any true ghost encounters since leaving lady tragically passed away from cancer shortly after moving to a new city oh i'm so sorry sorry even though she's gone i can still feel her with me yep a ghost lady yeah ghost lady i love that in my room by the foot of my
bed or laying in her spot next to me on the couch and my personal favorite every time i take a bath i can feel feel her spirit laying on the bathroom floor near me.
Like she used to love to do when she was still alive.
Oh, my cats do that.
I love that. Anyway, thanks for reading and keep it weird, but not so weird that you turn into a ghost to prank a 20 something year old going through a quarter life crisis and has the absurd idea that accomplishing a difficult and random task will somehow fix her.
It won't, but therapy will.
Peace and love, Leah motherfucking Baker.
Leah motherfucking alias Baker.
I love you. Leah motherfucking Baker.
That was absolutely fantastic.
that was a good one and oh lady is beautiful lady also you're beautiful oh wait i'm a motherfucking baker i was like let me see as if i can't see that on my own yeah leah motherfucking baker you're gorgeous and so is lady oh my god oh and good on you true good job you finished that half marathon you did that shit you did it brother i'm gonna close this while this lady reads so i'm not half mac human lady half mac sometimes i become half mac when we do these things how did mikey put it you're very mac forward forward forward it was when we did the andrew mcmahon episode and i realized that literally
the entire episode i'm just like this and mikey tried to subtly tell me but i don't understand subtlety yeah that's okay you know yeah so but But now, you're close.
And I closed. Yeah, I closed.
Now, I'm Woodsboro forward. I love that.
I always am. Yeah, truly.
All right. Well, my next one is also just called Listener Tales.
Hey! You guys are short, sweet, and to the point.
Yeah, you're like, let's go.
You can leave that in if you want to.
All right. So, Listener Tale.
Devil on Campus. Ooh!
Devil. Devil. On Campus.
that's so dumb all right my name is lisa feel free to use my name lisa lisa you're really funny today boy do i have a story hydrated hydrated i think that's why i'm hydrated too but i don't feel as funny i feel silly and hydrated silly goofy yeah this is silly goofy girl silly goofy girl there's a sorry there's a creator on tiktok uh or he's he's like not a creator on tiktok he's just like a comedian morgan jay and have you ever seen have i showed you his videos he's like are you a goofy guy i think you have showed me and he like sings a goofy he's like i'm a goofy guy i want to go to one of his shows
so badly as you should and calling you a silly goose made me think of that i like that everybody go check out morgan jay he's very funny do it all right lisa my name is lisa feel free to use my name lisa i'm using it so much boy do i have a story for you oh yeah It may sound too crazy to be true, but trust me, I stayed up many nights following these events not wanting to believe it myself, because what?
Where does something like this actually happen, except maybe a bad B -rated horror flick?
Well, I'll tell you where.
My neighbors, and eventually my own college dorm room, for the 2009 to 2010 academic year.
I won't share the name of the school, because I truly love that campus, and I don't want them to receive bad publicity.
Aww, that's nice of you.
That is nice of you, very thoughtful.
Bear with me, because I have spent the better part of my life since this happened repressing the ever -living fuck out of these memories yeah but i will do my best to recount as much detail as i can there was a lot that happened so buckle up weirdos because it is about to get spooky i'm ready and i believe you i believe you i believe that this happened i don't even know what happened we're like leave it yeah yeah so this all started as we were approaching the christmas holiday during my first semester of college oh man first semester damn i barely made it through that and i didn't even see the devil
you're like i'm stressed rest already i know we lived in typical freshman style dorms one room cinder block boxes with two bare -boned bed frames bodily fluid proof mattresses a couple of shelves a desk and i'm really stuck on bodily like i know that's correct that's a correct way of explaining so gross to think about do you are there places where you can like bring your own mattress i think you can bring your own mattress if you've ever seen gilmore girls then yale is one of them as long as you make arrangements to get rid of the old one yeah which they did not i would bring my own mattress byom
yeah yeah let's let's go girls okay a couple shelves a desk and a single sink with a medicine cabinet above it the walls despite being cinderblock transmitted nearly every sound from the neighboring room we shared with a wall shared a wall with including the unmistakable whoosh of water moving through the pipes as if they turned on their sink old pipes old walls gotta love it out of nowhere for several nights in a row our neighbor's sink would abruptly turn on in the middle of the night the sound of water running through the pipes was enough to wake even this tired college student or her stupor or out
of her stupor or i was like i like the dramatic pause like you were like or her stupor stupor i was like who's her stupor who is it out of her stupor and this went on every night for several nights despite all of the activity i was hearing i never actually saw saw our noisy neighbors until we left our rooms at the same time several days later.
The first thing I noticed was how tired she looked, exhausted, to be more precise.
I said, what are you guys doing in there every night so late?
Coloring your hair?
I said this more as a lighthearted joke, because A, I didn't want to sound like a total buzzkill dickwad, and B, I'd never met her before, and you know, first impressions.
Yeah, what are you going to say?
Yeah. Did you guys pee a lot?
Hey, you guys like always peeing in there?
She looked stunned when I said this and looked at me, still grinning, I'm sure like a complete idiot.
And said, we haven't been in our room for the past several nights.
We've been sleeping in the common room downstairs.
I would. What the fuck?
That's when your stomach falls out of your butthole.
And you say, excuse me?
You say, what the fuck?
Come again? Excusez -moi?
Quoi? There are many options.
Are there any other options?
There's a few options of things to say, and we just named them.
Who did? My face fell.
I wasn't quite comprehending the words coming from her mouth.
She picked it up first. she went on to explain the weird things that have been happening in their room starting with their vacuum turning on in the middle of the night unplugged hate that i'd leave i i understand why they were sleeping in the common vacuum my room for me in the middle of the night vacuum my room for me but not in the middle not in the middle of the night no and it was in the center of their room no hate it i kind of laughed it off thinking maybe it was the stress of upcoming finals and that was getting to her again i've never met this girl who i will now call mandy name changed
for privacy mandy mandy i didn't really think too hard about this initial incident but apparently the rest of our dorms floor did because word got out about the haunted room on the third floor as it always does as it should is it better that's so fun yeah at this point the haunting had progressed to the sound of heavy footsteps walking back and forth in the room even when nobody was home a few of us decided stupidly to do a ghost hunt stakeout one weekend oh hell yeah that's not stupid at all that's so fun and you had to see if perfectly safe yeah see if the claims were really true yeah you gotta see
if the devil's in there yeah might as well sounds like he is if the devil's at your dorm room you gotta find out why yeah you gotta see what he looks like like hey what are you doing yeah usually he comes down to georgia so there were a handful of us truth seekers huddled outside the dorm room friday night and we decided that the first experiment we would do was to sprinkle a layer of sugar on the ground and leave the room to see if any of it would be disturbed I love that that was your first go to wow I've never heard of anybody doing that I would have done flour probably why?
I feel like you're going to get better imprints more disturbance listen to this one you know you took a forensics class but I wasn't there that's funny though genius or stupid I don't know I think it's yeah but we all did our part and arranged a nice layer of sugar on the ground I took one last look around the room to double extra make sure that nobody was hiding anywhere.
Again, hard to hide in a one -room dorm with literally almost no furniture, but I still peeked under the beds and behind the curtains just to be absolutely certain.
Good for you, you gotta make sure.
That's the thing. Then we all filed out and closed the door.
Within a few minutes, the sound of heavy work boots pacing back and forth inside the now -empty room began.
We all had our ears pressed against the door, listening intently and also rooted in fear.
it wasn't until somebody gasped that we looked down and literally saw the fucking sugar coming back out from under the door what what is he doing said as if somebody on the other side was kicking it back under the doorframe we waited until that's petty that's that is petty i kind of love that get your sugar out of here we're gonna have bugs i mean what are you doing but what are you doing doesn't the devil like bugs though i don't know i don't know him oh none of us really do i think speak for yourself i mean i don't know now i'm also just picturing as soon as you said work boots i'm picturing
the devil wearing like some like cool like combat boots oh some like punk rocker in there we're picturing different things i'm just picturing him in like timbs i'm picturing like a like a rocker uh yeah i love that i like it i'm gonna with this so we waited until the commotion and footsteps inside the room stopped now i'm just picturing many different things yeah devil uh not surprisingly the neat layer of sugar that we put on the floor was completely destroyed and strewn about if that wasn't horrifying enough upon further investigation someone or something had written in the sugar this is where flour
would have definitely come in handy it would be clearer see that's true i'm just saying i'm just saying just saying she's doing the scientific method with your thing she's asking questions if that wasn't horrifying enough upon further oh i already said that i had written in the sugar yeah hovering over the message we all peered down to see the word hi staring back at us i'm obsessed i kind of love that the devil wearing like whatever work boots or you think he's wearing was just like hi i just picture being like hi or like hi i'm picturing luke uh luke cook from chilling adventures of sabrina that devil
oh i shouldn't picture that i choose to picture that choose your fighter choose your devil yeah i choose that one that's what i'm picturing i don't even think i could say hi like him i think i would never be soldier enough no none of us could no this devil in my mind is like a little like you know he's like hey so i know what the fuck am i right Insert crying face emoji here.
We decided to all file back out and just see if anything else would happen.
I'm honestly not sure if we heard too much more after that because I was still trying to process what I'd just seen.
But we decided to take one last look and call it a night after we had just been outside of the dorm for a few minutes.
There, written under the word hi, was I'm Joseph.
I love it. I'm Joseph.
Hi. I'm Joseph. I love this.
I'm obsessed. I feel like I would be dying inside, but I would love this.
i mean we have investigated how many haunted places and had like crazy shit happen but like but somebody writing hi i'm joseph would send me into orbit yeah 100 again not really sure of the reactions around me at this point because i swear i had tunnel vision and heard nothing but white noise as my mind tried to grapple with the fact of what was in front of me i remember us helping clean up the sugar and numbly walking back to our own dorms how do you just like sleep in your bed that night yeah knowing one wall away joseph like said hi to you joseph is just over there in In his boots.
Kicking sugar. In his boots.
In his sugar kickin' butts.
In sugar kickin' butts.
He's over there in his sugar kickin' butts.
Joseph. Joseph. In his butts.
Joey in his sugar kickin' butts.
In his butts. why is that so funny it really is get your butts on Joey there's sugar to kick I'm crying it's butts something about sugar kicking that's funny butts the house down All right.
Oh, my goodness. Not too long after that.
Oh, my Joseph. In his boots.
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not too long after that mandy told me that she decided to run a voice recorder during the entire night to see if she'd catch anything at this point her roommate had moved out leaving only her in there she said you're on your own bitch you're moving in with joseph though she said you already have a roommate i didn't sign up for a trio at this point her roommate had been leaving her on on her own to deal with this thing she said lisa i got the fucker on recording oh why did he become a fucker all of a sudden i know what did joseph do joseph is just chilling he said hi he's like hi on the tape you
can clearly hear family guy playing on the television in the background oh joseph i'm like was that on or no i listened and listened until i heard it cutting through the background noise a male voice appeared as if speaking directly into the recorder it said in the most dead sounding raspy ungodly straight out of the pit's voice hell is pain okay now this just sounds like it might be pinhead and i'm let's let's go girls oh i hate that hell is pain that would that would shiver my timbers that my timbers have been shivered my flabbers have have been gassed in right that's my favorite like i can't
my boots have been that's when you need to get your shit kicking but get your butt we're we're out of here get your butt we're out of here come on mandy come on boots oh joseph joseph joey joseph well it wasn't joe joe no i'm just picturing joe bradley from southern hospitality what i don't know just joe oh man oh my god that's really scary though no genuinely like it's terrifying like in this This raspy, dead, ungodly voice just being like, Hell is pain.
There you go. That's so scary.
It's so scary. I just conjured that.
You did. That was good.
Yeah, thank you. It's one of my souls.
Joey put his butts on and he came through.
Butts. I don't know why.
Let's just name this episode Butts.
Listener chose Butts.
End motion. Oh, Butts.
Oh, man, Joey. Well, it wasn't too long after that that mandy sought the counsel of a priest from a nearby catholic church he was young clearly knew it as john priest i gotta see a priest immediately i felt like yes as soon as you said it i was like he's young and he's new at his job oh yeah he's got me hot we got a hot priest coming i love this story you know i love midnight mass i'm still gonna watch that but uh upon hearing all of this hot young priest uh heard all the evidence that mandy had presented to him he gave her the rosary off his neck and said that there was a demon in her dorm room
they always go straight to demon this This also just feels like a movie because it's like the hot young priest comes.
We just made him hot.
No, he's 100 % hot young priest, sexy priest. He comes, and he just gives the rosary off of his neck to you.
And he's like, you got a demon. You got a demon. You got yourself a demon. Thanks, hot priest. He said, get your butts on the ground.
His name's Jedediah.
No, it's not. With that accent.
Yes, it is. no he can't be a hot young priest named jenna dia no he can't no offensive her name's jenna dia i know but i'm scientist doesn't work it's not that's not in my fantasy it's not me it's science what's um what's hot young priest's name what's hot young priest's name luke i'm just thinking of luke cook now i know i'm watching emily in paris i'm thinking of that luke and that's like I don't know what that is.
It's not my vibe. Yeah, it's not your bag.
Hot young priest. Mikey, help.
Father Sean O'Malley.
Oh, I'm for that. Sold.
Let's go. Father Sean O'Malley.
Thank you, Mikey. In the accent that Mikey said.
Mikey inserted a hot Irish priest. Here we go.
Let's go. Here we go, girls.
Okay. Well, so he said by using the name Joseph, it was clearly mocking Christianity.
I knew it. i almost said it but i didn't want to be that bitch you know well you should have been that bitch i forget it what instructions hot young priest gave her i'm just calling him not now she he is because she forgot the instructions yeah exactly but clearly this was something that she was going to have to take care of on her own which is like kind of lame of the hot young priest a little bit i was floored aren't they going to come help is he really not going to come and cleanse your room apparently the answer was no but she said the fear in his eyes told her all that she needed to know
this was bad we tried his recommendations and even tried praying in her native language spanish but to no avail man i'm like you know when you like get coffee you're laughing too hard mandy eventually moved out of the dorm because things had gotten so bad and she moved in with us by move in i mean she was sleeping in a sleeping bag between my bed and my roommate's bed i don't blame her i don't either we only had a week or two before finals and we could finally get the hell out of there mandy's haunted dorm that we shared a wall with had been cleaned emptied and locked by the university staff they
said don't go in there they said nobody's cleaning up your sugar bitch nobody had a key anymore let me just drive this point home nobody had any access to this room got it we continue that is the devil the devil the devil we continue to hear the heavy footsteps pacing back and forth in the room we heard the medicine cabinet open and slam shut shut.
We heard what sounded like pencils rolling up and down the desk.
Tension was at an all -time high.
Maybe he was just writing a novel.
Perhaps. And just getting really frustrated with that.
Really frustrated. Slamming the medicine desk.
The medicine desk. The medicine whatever.
Cabinet. That's it.
That's it. Yeah. Slamming the boots.
His boots were still going.
Tension was at an all -time high.
We were all so stressed from living in a paranormal hellscape on top of studying for finals and living on top of each other and mandy just snapped after a particularly loud march of the boots march of the boots march of the boots mandy stomped her way over to the shared wall and started banging on it she yelled hey motherfucker we're trying to study shut the fuck up damn what a legend right truly what a legend yeah apparently it didn't find it so amusing the footsteps stopped where they were across the room pivoted i shit you not i could to hear the heels of the butts pivoting in the cheap dorm
room carpet and they even marched to the opposite side of the wall directly in front of mandy's face separated only by wall a binder on the shelf above her head literally flew off the shelf in the opposite direction that it was leaning we all ran out of it as fast as our freshman legs would carry us this is horrifying her sweet angelic parents actually paid for us to stay in a hotel that night that should be the end of our problems right wrong wrong yeah that night as we were all drifting off to sleep the entire hotel bed began violently shaking like all four legs took their turn coming off in the carpet
and landing back down with a thud except speeded up times 20 and that's what it felt like the whole thing only lasted for a few seconds but i was frozen in fear i was sharing the bed with mandy and neither of us moved neither us neither of us even said anything we were so scared but so so exhausted.
We eventually fell asleep, but the next morning I asked her if she felt the bed violently shake the night before.
Unsurprisingly, she confirmed my fear.
We ended up moving to a different hotel for the rest of finals week and luckily no more incidents for the rest of our stay.
I came back the next year as a sophomore, but Mandy, understandably, did not return.
Yeah, fuck that. The trauma from the past year just was too much. I kept an eye on the window of her old dorm room during this time.
There was a light on in there for the first couple of weeks of school, but after that the room went dark for the rest of the year i guess the new tenant was also experiencing what it was like to rub elbows with joseph joseph anyways that's the story of how i accidentally became neighbors with a demon my freshman year of college hope you enjoyed me reliving my deepest repressed memories keep it weird friends lisa lisa that was an epic tale that was amazing that's the scariest college experience you could possibly have i feel one of them i love it yeah i'm pretty obsessed i want some more of it
i want to know where this school is i won't tell you i promise yeah i just want to know so i can go to there go to there i want to research about there now i want to know what the fuck was going on and also hot young priest got a downgrade though because i'm like you're not gonna go in the room yeah part of of being a hot young priest is you walk into a demon filled area and you start being a hot young priest it's what you signed up for hot you're just walking up there being a hot young priest and you're like i'm not going in that room then you've lost it well then you're not what am i even looking
at right now go away yeah are you not even gonna protect me ew yeah you're not even gonna like try to get possessed for me really stupid whatever sean o'malley okay sean uh lisa i loved that tale that was for you for that tale hurt you um let's see all right my next one is going to be Bradford College Haverhill Massachusetts Haunted College Massachusetts hello my lovely ladies I have attached a double space putta for your convenience you can use my name and any in this tale I'm a proud mass hole and I've grown up enjoying all the sites you gals talk about I got inspired to write this tale from the listener
tales haunted college I'm not a very good writer so please feel Feel free to edit.
Doubt it. Yeah, yeah, I know you won't, but I have to say it.
But if you do read it, totally Google it.
Bradford is super active in Creepsville.
Oh, and please explain to the non -New Englanders that Haverhill is pronounced Haverhill, not Haverhill.
Just so you know. Lara.
Let's see. Let's talk about Haverhill up in here.
All of our listener tales have been from L names.
I know, that is funny.
Lara, Lisa, and was it Lily?
Leah. Leah Baker. Yeah, Leah Baker.
Leah motherfucking Baker.
That is weird. And we've had at least two New England colleges, and I have a sneaking suspicion that last one was New England.
It felt New England.
It did. Yeah. All right.
So hello, weirdos. I am Laura.
And yes, you can use my name pronounced Laura.
Most people think I don't know how to either spell or say my name, but I assure you I know both.
And now you do, too.
I am a New England gal through and through.
and boy do I have a great local college hunting for you like all the other listener tale submitters if you read this I will shit a dick I also did seven years of IVF seven years you're a fucking warrior and ten years ago had my precious twins so I 100 % relate to the kid talk and it makes us working moms feel less less than it is not easy but would not trade it for the world thank you for saying that I appreciate that for two years I attended Bradford College which was is in Haverhill Massachusetts this school is no longer called bradford college as it shut down at the end of my second year due
to the president embezzling all the money and skipping town google it we protested and everything but my tale is not about that piece of shit garbage human the school is like 150 years old or some shit like that and evolved throughout the years it was a hospital an all -girls school and then a college that's crazy and it just occurred to me that now it's probably abandoned right oh bradford i love that it's what it was a hospital first i know that's so whenever a hospital turns into a school shit always goes down and if it's abandoned now i want to go to there yeah i want to go to there like yeah
totally no of course not of course not uh when looking from the street at the school there is a main school building which was used when i was there as dorms and business offices and was the building used for the hospital from the same road you can can see two out buildings one is a theater and the other is just a building of classrooms all three of these buildings are connected by tunnels my first year of college i lived in the main building and never had to leave as the cafeteria was in my building too i was very pale that year all these buildings have their own hauntings main building haunting
this building was where the hospital was run and it has four floors and has a beautiful ornate wooden staircase that made you feel like you lived in a mansion we would sometimes hang out on the stairs as they were were carpeted and stupid kids hang out in the weirdest of places since we were badasses in college with no real adults in sight we would hang out all over the building at all hours of night one night we were just there chilling and we heard on the fourth floor the sound of kids giggling and what sounded like running up and down the hallway fun fact the fourth floor was the children's
ward of the hospital we looked at each other and noped back to our rooms we often would hear this commotion around 3 a .m ick in the same main building there's one room that is basically a gateway to hell okay i like how casually you said that just like basically basically kind of i am 100 years old now so i'm not 100 same so i am not 100 sure the exact number of this room but it is a corner room things would be moved when the occupant was out and would fly across the room when they were in no one joked about the goings -on in this room and it was always cold The story slash legend is some hippie
opened a gateway to hell and never closed it.
It's kind of like unfair that the hippies get blamed.
I kind of love that, though.
That's so scary. And I totally believe it.
No amount of sage. We were college kids.
We all had sage because we were wannabe hippies.
And, well, pot was going to clear that room.
Now for the priest in the main building.
Is he hot and young?
Is it a hot young priest?
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Along with being a hospital, it was an all -girls school that was, of course, run by nuns and had a resident priest. One of the priests was so evil.
Ah, oh, he's not a hot young priest. He's not a hot young priest, everybody.
Danger. Danger. Not a hot young priest. One of the priests was so evil, he would molest the girls and shame them into silence because priests.
One of these girls was so distraught that she jumped from the roof of the main building and the kitchen building to her death.
This woman in yellow haunts the cafeteria that is in this building.
The lunch ladies do not joke about this.
And the woman comes and goes even during the day.
She will move things on the staff to the point where they have to say, stop it lady.
My friend who worked with Shakurity decided to check it out one night.
Wait, Shakurity? Shakurity.
My friend who worked with Shakurity.
I couldn't let it go.
I love how you go, wait.
Wait. Shut the fuck up.
I gotta make fun of you.
Honestly, I get it.
I would have done the same thing.
Shakurity. Shakurity.
Yeah, my friend who worked with Shakurity decided to check it out one night.
The woman in yellow started typing on the cash register.
they noped on out of there and refused to go back to do the rounds ever again damn the theater this ghost is a little girl who is mischievous and likes to mess with the lights and likes to hang out in this little winding staircase that leads to the balcony of the theater she's very active and shows herself to many i've never seen her but the theater teacher would have to ask her to not mess with them during performances that's so funny i think she might have been another suicide and and had jumped from the catwalk of the stage.
Oh, that's so sad. I want to find this man, even if he's dead, and kill him all over again.
Seriously, I'm going to find this priest. I'm going to fuck his world up.
Now for the haunting that my friend, we'll call him Andy, experienced.
He decided to do a documentary on the school and the hauntings.
I love Andy. When he was editing his film in the technology lab, the lights and computers would go off and on, and it took him forever to edit.
Then, when he went to show the film, which was in a theater in the library building, we only got to see the first five minutes somehow the film would not play and the lights were not working oh we've had that happen with episodes yes one episode in particular remember that one episode that like it wouldn't let us continue recording it was crazy that scared the shit out yeah that was scary we all noped out of there for this documentary he had invited a psychic to come and walk through the school the day before she arrived at the school her apartment smelled smelled like a swamp the same smell that existed
on our campus as we had a pond that ran through parts of it the psychic met the little girl and i think other ghosts but we never got to see the documentary this same friend woke up a couple of times paralyzed and felt like someone was on top of him this happened in the same dorm that the priest reported to have molested the girls in oh that's awful the last haunting happened to my security shikuriti shikuriti guard friend they were were patrolling the grounds during winter break no one was staying on campus and it was deserted they were in the library building where we tried to watch the documentary
and saw a man dressed in priest's black cloak and big rimmed hat walk out the door fight him i just gotta chill fight that motherfucker he went after the guy into the room but the man was gone there was a door in that room going to the outside but no footprints in the snow the priest just disappeared and you guessed it the guard noped the fuck out of there damn that's terrifying well that is my tale and i hope hope it made sense and i hope you keep it weird but not so weird that you haunt poor stoner kids just trying to have a party i've pasted pictures of the college in one of the tunnels um
but if you google haunted bradford college you can see more mysterious pictures oh i know this college definitely google this college guys huh and they would use those tunnels to get to class sometimes times those tunnels are scary as fuck not those not those tunnels not these tunnels no fuck that lara that was a good one yeah oh this is a beautiful campus it is the most haunted ones always are i really want to go to there i want to go to there i want to go to there maybe we will maybe all right this will be the last one last one and it's going to be the haunted school and and the hungry ghost
it's like a children's novel yeah let's see hey spooky ladies my name is sam and you can please call me sam can i call you lamb nope sam can we call you game i must start off with the usual i came across your podcast after needing something to take the edge off see i'm a pregnant teacher who is no longer allowed wine or cold cuts and was searching for something to soothe my soul oh i love it i'm glad we could soothe your soul like wine and cold old cuts that's a big compliment yeah yeah you both popped into my life and i'm truly thankful to share my days with you teaching through a pandemic morning
sickness and now heartburn have been no fun but hearing you both share your humor and knowledge with the world makes it a lot brighter don't stop what you're doing and i hope one day our paths will cross sam yeah i hope so too yeah it was so sweet and at this point i hope your baby rocks because they're probably like hell yeah your baby rocks sam pandemic babies are crazy huh yeah yeah how you doing how's that going yeah p .s my spooky crotch goblin is due in november please no please no i will be raising not only a strong female but also your newest group of morbid fans hell yeah anywho to my
story right from college being a desperate young and i accepted a job at an old catholic school near my college hot young priest hot young priest are we this this isn't haunted colleges this is hot young priests except we broke it with the last one yeah yeah well maybe this will be this will make another yeah it'll make up for it yeah well who knows i haven't read it yeah so even though the pay was crop i felt right at home and i was did i say crop even though the pay was crop i think that might have been like my valley girl coming out even though the pay was crop take the 10 to the 4 to the 5
so even though the pay was crop i felt right at home i was eager to get my foot in the door flash forward to starting my 13th year of teaching i still love what i do lucky number 13 oh yeah i just need a few more naps and glasses of wine than i used to i also need to specify that i am not catholic not that there's anything wrong with that no but i was hired because who can say no to a spunky blonde who's willing to work her ass off for less than thirty thousand dollars a year not this lady nope let's just say they were they were more than okay with me not converting i would consider myself spiritual
i believe in god and heaven spirits but i also believe in women's right to choose lgbtq plus community and protecting trans kids gun control etc hell yeah sam sam sam sam sam sam sam okay climbing off my soapbox to get to the spooky part the school was really old run down but beautiful and the best thing was it was a church then a convent yay for adorable mums and then turned into a crumb a crumbling school many years later then it just turned into a crumb then it was a crumb a wee little crumb little crumb little crumb that's a spooky ass evolution yeah that's it that's going from a church to
a convent to a kids catholic school and then to a crumb and then to a crumb so let's just say the let's Let's just say entering the building gave off a certain feel to it.
Yeah. Maybe that was just the mold in the walls, the bats that needed to be caught monthly, but something always felt like it was just there with you.
Or maybe that could have been the many Jesuses on the cross that lined the walls.
That was what it was.
That's definitely what it was.
When the building was used as a convent, one unique feature was that it had a tunnel.
Tunnels. Tunnels. In the far corner of the building.
Why the hell would that be, you might ask?
well back in the day when the town's first hospital was adjacent to the coven uh yeah convent I keep saying yeah what you're thinking you're thinking right yeah uh nuns would use the tunnel to enter the hospital at a moment's notice when somebody was nearing the end of their life they would be called over to provide some comfort and help give last rites a catholic tradition of a special prayer when someone is dying I never saw this tunnel myself but our custodian said it was locked up but he would open it from time to time to make sure the tunnel wasn't collapsing collapsing i would have given
my right arm to tour that tunnel yes but i had to keep up appearances that i was a mature adult who was in charge of children oh never do that yeah no random side note the school had all the original windows doors hardware old and crappy but cool and the railings in our school were called nun catchers nun catchers as they were the old style of railing with a long pole and the nuns would be running down the stairs but get snagged by the poles on their long habits i never knew that was a thing i can't i need to know on a deep dive of like catholic school shit nun catchers nun catchers that's awesome
i think i called them nun grabbers i like that nun catchers um walking my students down the stairs always felt so cool to think of how many people had walked this building before me and how many nuns were snagged as i caught my teacher sweaters on them hell yeah one day i was alone in my classroom during the summer months prepping for the following year see why they hired me i'm much older and wiser and i thought and i wouldn't be caught dead there during my break of course not working in my room i heard the doorbell yes an old school doorbell as we kept our school secure during the day and you
had to be let in if you didn't have a key looking out the window i saw a fedex truck knowing the office was closed i went to get the door as i saw he had a few rather large boxes i ran down the stairs my room was on the second floor signed for the packages held the door and said goodbye and And thank you to the delivery driver.
As I closed the door and turned to go up the stairs, I heard a cupboard slam shut.
If you stand at the front of the school, you're greeted by a split level, along with a very ripped Jesus on the cross.
A very ripped Jesus.
Jesus says, can you spot me?
One set of stairs goes up to the classroom.
Do you even lift, bro?
Imagine Jesus looking at you and saying, do you even lift, bro?
iconic they they pull the lunk alarm for jesus at planet fitness he definitely gets the lunk alarm right one set of stairs goes up to the classrooms and the other goes down to more space the noise came from the downstairs area i want to shit myself yep this area was underground but still had very tiny windows on top it held a multi -purpose room along with our teacher lounge you know because what says come enjoy and relax with your lunch in the basement yeah i know the sound came from the staff lounge i heard it again this time a bit softer i stood like an idiot on the stairs this set of stairs
going up of course but i thought i should probably call out in case it was a hungry co -worker i should do that before i shit my pants because if good old carol comes walking up with a salad in hand i'm never gonna be able to come back to work so i called out hey mr john is that you mr john i thought it might have been our custodian as he works during the summer months no answer and again standing like an idiot i heard it the sound i knew exactly what it was but i will never forget it i heard a drawer slide and slam open then what sounded like if you took your hand placed it on a pile of cutlery
silverware metal serving spoons etc and began to violently shake your hand around oh it's like that was a very good way of describing that yeah i know exactly what that sound is terrifying the sound was so loud it sounded like the drawer itself was shaking loose from the wall i took one final listen and bolted up the stairs yeah fuck that why not just go outside you may ask well my car keys phone and purse were all in my classroom and i needed to go there first i feel that once to my room having passed a second rip jesus on the cross i should have pulled the lunk alarm i closed my door and i called
my sister i needed a minute to muster the courage to bolt i needed to leave my room past the rip jesus and down the same set of stairs to the school code you should have grabbed the rip jesus off the wall the power of rip jesus compels you the power of leg day compels you these quads i would need to turn back to oh i was gonna say rip jesus again put the code in and leave but i was dreading doing that with my back toward the stairs leading to the basement on the phone with my sister i ran down the stairs punched in the code and took the quickest look into the basement before slamming the door behind
me all was silent and still except for my heart beating in my ears and my sister on the line telling me i was okay how the hell would she know once out in the parking lot i had another scare as i frantically looked around the parking lot i saw no cars no bikes no other teachers not the custodian not even the goddamn pope had been in the building with me oh no i had been alone in that building oh no thanks ladies for listening oh weird take it away ash but not so weird that you don't do leg day with jesus it's true don't do that i hate that freaks me i can hear that sound in my head especially
clanging together and it's very like hospital like yeah like that kind of like the metal drawer and like they shoved like the trays back yeah like that just freaks me out you know there was no hot priest in that there was no hot priest in that one damn just a hungry ghost that's okay you know you can't have a hot priest all the time you truly can't bye um wow bye that was a fun one that was a fun one i like that the spooky schools was definitely a good choice it really was and we'll be dressed up for the next one we'll we'll plan ahead yeah we'll make sure we're in costume in the garb we just
we don't half -ass maybe we'll dress up as hot priests oh my god can we do that we can do do whatever we want because it's our show we're gonna do that all right you heard it here first we'll be back next month as hot priests so look forward to that look forward to it and in the meantime we hope you keep listening and we hope you keep it weird but that's where the one don't dress up as a hot priest too that you that if you are a hot priest you don't help somebody with their fucking demon shit yeah um keep it so weird that you're a hungry ghost yeah live your best life and um just keep it weird
just keep it weird yeah sorry i broke but i love you and i i don't know bye make sure to get your boots keep it so weird that you put your boots on yay © BF -WATCH TV 2021 if you like morbid you can listen early and ad -free right now by joining wondery plus in the wondery app or on apple podcasts prime members can listen ad -free on amazon music Before you go, tell us about yourself by filling out a short survey at Wondery .com slash survey.
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