Hi, we are on a road trip for our honeymoon.
We made this decision super last minute, i think.
We booked, decided to go and booked the flight about five days before we left yeah, something like that.
And first we stopped off in indonesia.
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
I mean, that was kind of the main reason we wanted to go on a trip was Robin hasn't seen his dad in about seven years.
His dad lives in Indonesia, so we stopped over.
And that was beautiful and amazing.
Really nice.
While we were there, we were like, well, it's just a hop, skip and jump away to Australia.
May as well escape a little bit of winter and finally take our delayed honeymoon.
We got married.
What is it?
A year and a half ago?
But we've been so busy with building the app and wanting to launch the app that we just didn't take the time yet for a proper honeymoon.
So this is it.
And so we're road tripping from Brisbane to Sydney in a van that has a little tent on top.
Yeah.
Which is your idea.
Yeah, a little adventurous.
And I want to see a lot of different places and I think this is the perfect way to do it.
And so it begins.
The adventure.
The adventure.
This is so cool.
I'm so excited.
Yeah?
Yeah.
And so far, because we have already camped in it a bit, it's been really fun.
Can you even see me?
Yeah, pretty good.
Is there a spider in the ceiling?
Don't.
Just kidding.
Robin!
Oh my God, so this is my first time seeing a kangaroo.
And he's just staring back.
Oh, it's ripped.
Yeah, it's ripped.
It's one big piece of muscle.
And it just eats grass?
I guess so.
Yeah, veganism, what's up?
They say you can't bulk up on plants.
Come on now.
We've been able to explore so much of the coastline and try different campsites.
So this is a single day in the life of our camping honeymoon.
Enjoy, enjoy it.
Good morning in our little hut.
How does it feel living out of a car?
I like it, you like it, so let the collapsing of the top tent begin, come on.
So this is the kind of stuff that creeps me out.
It's a little spider.
That's not... Robin, Robin Di Rosario, I will freaking kill you.
No, I don't want to sleep in here anymore.
What?
We're off to our next camping site.
Sandbar and Bushland Caravan Holiday Park.
Holiday Park?
Every time we call any of these campsites, thank you for calling Bon Heels Holiday Park.
But first, we're going to go stock up some food.
I think the only Australian thing I've learned to say is Naur, right?
You're getting there.
N-A-U-R.
Naur.
That was small.
Getting coffee, first thing, most important thing.
They have really good coffee here.
Vegemite toast.
What is Vegemite even?
Vegemite sounds like vegetables.
Describe the taste for me.
I don't remember tasting this.
This is better than I remember.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Salty, sour and bitter even.
I like it.
Is it good?
It's good.
If you can say that again.
It's a yeast extract.
A big problem a lot of people come from overseas to TV shows.
They say, try some vegetable.
And they slab it on like thick butter.
I think that's what I had done when I did it before.
So moral of the story, smear it on thin.
Use it in a stew, put it in your spare food for stock.
Really?
That's awesome.
I'm glad to see you trying.
Thank you.
That's awesome.
So yeast extract.
I notice that more often.
People are really friendly here.
They just walk up to us and give us tips on things and explain things to us.
And I'm like, Dutch people would never do that.
They would never.
I would never walk up to somebody and be like, oh, I see you tried this for the first time.
This is how I already did it.
Exactly.
But it's so friendly.
I love it.
I miss it.
Banana.
Or should we just get a whole pink salad going?
What was that?
100% Australian.
It's hot, right?
We have a little fridge here that actually keeps the food cold even after the car's turned off, but But it uses the car battery to do so.
And so when we had a camping overnight stay for three nights, it drained the battery completely.
It's supposed to protect it, but it didn't.
And then someone had to help us kickstart it. and now every time we get to our camping destination robin unplugs the fridge then we're like quickly having to use up everything that we have oh this is a really bumpy road your destination will be on your ride all right first sunscreen to go to the bathroom for the first time what and there's like a what is that a giant lizard i wouldn't come too close like those things there's another one what the heck that was the most eventful trip to the bathroom i saw a second one yeah yeah and This lady called them Gowanus and it like started running towards her stuff.
She quickly got up and she's like oh, this is normal for us, but just don't like it when they get close.
Like this is normal.
This is Jurassic Park at this point, honestly.
Which way is it to the beach?
You're so wet.
You're sweating so much.
Essentially just standing.
Oh, smart.
For shade?
For shade.
A one kilometer walk to the beach, so beautiful.
I'm also afraid there's gonna be like a snake coming out at us at any minute.
Well, if you see one, it's probably big, because that's been the case with all the animals we see.
It's like you see nothing, nothing.
And then suddenly bam, there's a huge kangaroo, a huge jellyfish, a huge stingray stingray yeah, no other fish is swimming and suddenly there's a huge thing.
That's what one of the aussie guys our first night here that's what he told me.
He's like everything in australia is big and everything is trying to kill you.
I'm genuinely jealous.
I feel like the Aussies have such a good life and they've been just hiding it away.
Beaches, miles upon miles, clean.
It's not crazy.
I feel like this is better for swimming.
Australia is awesome, man.
What a gem.
A paradise.
It really is.
I think I figured them out.
I think they advertise with everything wants to kill you in Australia just to keep everybody out.
That it's effective.
Because you almost didn't want to go because of the spiders and stuff.
Yeah, which is still kind of true.
But it's an effective strategy.
And now we've shared it, so.
You got to.
Everybody, come to Australia.
It's great.
It's a beautiful day at the beach.
I was losing my mind for about a week.
We are making this green pesto pasta salad.
We don't have a food processor.
I'm just going to try to mash this in a bowl.
I don't see any mashing happening.
Is it faster if I just like... Honestly, yes.
This one's basil and cashew based.
This one's cashew and basil based.
So all we have to do now is toast the sun-dried tomatoes, toast the pine nuts, and cook the pasta.
That's it.
I guess I know we're not the same.
I'm so tired of playing games.
You don't have to be so hard.
Just tell me the dreams, the things you like, What turns you off, what makes you doubt.
It's delicious.
I'm going to go shower now.
And get into the tent, because I don't trust anything that's creeping and crawling around here at night.
I'm like literally genuinely afraid of what happens at night.
Our humble abode.
Robin thought to bring this from the Netherlands which was a brilliant idea.
It only takes 8 clicks exactly.
Any other one?
There we are.
All right, thanks for joining us on our Australia holiday.
Honeymoon.
Honeymoon.
Ooh, I like that better.
Oh, it's honeymoon.
Honeymoon.
Holiday is great.
A day in the honeymoon.
Pick up where I'm signing off.
See you in the next video.
How are you doing?
Oh, so awkward.
Boop.
Sounds like some guys laughing at each other.