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Long had the snake lived in the dungeon, coiled in the black and filthy water, bloated from feasting on the Empress's prisoners.
It was a colossal, greedy, pitiless thing, a creature of nightmares.
Already it had sensed their presence and even now it was rising for the kill.
Its cruel head loomed from the shadows.
Its yellow eyes glittered with hatred.
Its fangs glistened with beads of poison.
Its forked tongue flickered with pleasure.
Harald moved fast. Groping among the corpses, scrabbling through the filth, his fingers found a broken piece wood, but the monster was faster.
Suddenly, it was on him, its horrible coils winding around his chest, pulling him down towards the water, squeezing the very last breaths from his lungs.
So that was J .R .R. Tolkien in his brilliant book, Adventures in Time, Fury of the Vikings, chapter entitled The Return of the King, and obviously Domini, wasn't really J .R .R.
Tolkien, was it? It was you!
It was an even better writer.
It was an even better writer, yeah.
And you are describing there one of the countless thrilling scenes in the epic life of Harold Hardrada.
Fugitive from Norway, mercenary captain for the Grand Prince of Kiev, and now he's come to the golden city of Caesar, Constantinople and he is a recruit in the giant serpents feature in the story later on, but for now we are in 1035, and what is going on?
Yeah. So we left Harold in the last episode at the point in which he is just enlisted in the Varangian Guard, this kind of special forces unit of largely Scandinavian mercenaries.
With very baggy trousers.
With great silk trousers.
Exactly. Now, no sooner has he enlisted, Tom, the news reaches the imperial city that Arab corsairs have sailed into the Aegean raiding the towns of the Greek islands carrying the men women and children off into slavery.
And so, for Harold Hardrada, the adventure begins!
Brilliant, very exciting.
So actually he's now going to be on campaign for the next six or seven years.
Can't be sure exactly how long, but let's say roughly six to seven years.
As that Adventures in Time book which I recommend to our listeners describes, his life is a blur of action, racing into battle on the deck of a war galley, storming ashore on an island at dawn, scaling the walls of an enemy castle, dealing out death with a sweep of his sword. Now actually the truth is we're getting most of this from the Icelandic sagas, which, as we said last time, were written down at least 200 years later by people living in a different world.
I mean living in Iceland, I couldn't really be further away from Constantinople and still be in Europe.
That's right. And they're also much more obviously Christian and they are doing an awful lot of projection, there's a lot of fictionalization, and there is a lot of use of literary formulae, which means it is very difficult for us to be, to be certain, to have any degree of certainty about what he did.
However, we have what people at the time would have called Roman sources, what we'd call Byzantine sources that give a sense of the kind of campaigns the empire was fighting so we can sketch out a very tentative narrative.
I think we do know that they did fight pirates in the spring of 1035.
So Snorri Sturluson's saga, King Harold's saga, which is part of the cycle called Hyrum's Kringla.
That tallies with the account of a Greek chronicler called John Schleitzes who talks about ships from North Africa attacking the Cyclades.
There probably was a bit of action in the Aegean, and then probably later that summer 1035, the Varangians are sent to the far eastern borderlands of the empire, so Armenia, where the imperial army is besieging a city called Berkeley on the shores of Lake Van.
Now, this is a world that is very kind of fragmented and confusing because the Abarth Caliphate is largely broken up and there's all kinds of rival emirates across the Middle East, kind of Arab, Turkic, Kurdish and so on, so it's sort of all very confusing.
The Roman army is besieging this city.
Their Vikings normally hate sieges.
They're no good at them.
They don't really enjoy them because they don't obviously have many towns and castles in Scandinavia, so sieges aren't really their thing.
but this one goes very well and the sagas say oh that's Harold.
Harold's just a brilliant man and he's responsible.
But in reality, the overall commander who plays a bit of a part in Harold's story was a Greek general called George Maniarchies.
He was another giant like Harold Hardrada so Harold Hardrada I think he established in the last episode was seven and a half feet tall.
Seven and a half feet, yes.
Maniarchies I'm gonna read you the description by the monk and courtier Michael Bsellus.
Michael Bsellus said Maniakes was a wrathful man, fully nine feet tall and possessed of a violent temper, a fiery whirlwind with a voice of thunder and hands strong enough to make walls totter and shake gates of brass.
He had the quick movement of a lion and the scowl on his face was terrible to behold.
But Michael Bsellus says that basically all Varangians are, I mean, at least nine, 10 feet tall.
You sometimes you just have to trust the sources, don't you?
do. An air of scepticism.
You could carry scepticism too far.
Well, there's kind of a hint of Samson there I think in his description.
They're shaking the gates of brass and making walls totter exactly.
So Maniarchis and Harold didn't get on at all and the sagas say, the Varangians demanded that Harold be put in command, said this Maniarchis has got to go.
But actually, Maniarchis had Harold recalled Constantinople.
But that worked out well for him, because if this story is even remotely accurate, he then got sent on a very exciting expedition.
So, we do know that the emperor had concluded a deal with the Fatimids in Egypt to rebuild the Church of the Holy Sepulcher in Jerusalem, which had been semi -destroyed by a mad caliph in 1009.
So al -Hakim who features in my thrilling vampire novel The Sleeper in the Sands.
Really? Yeah. Is he a vampire?
No al -Hakim isn't. But vampires are present?
Vampires are definitely present.
But also just to say that the destruction of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, which had been built by Constantine and was pretty, I mean, it's the great focus of Christian devotion.
It has a massive impact, not just on Byzantium, but on Latin Christendom.
The news of it going back to Latin Christendom stirs up all kinds of millennial anxiety.
It's part of this kind of swirl of apocalyptic dread, that in the long run will feed into the first crusade, So Urban the second when he does his great sermon kind of summoning the first crusade he makes mention of Exactly this the destruction of the Church of the Holy Sepulcher and it may not surprise Jewish listeners to discover who a lot of Christians in when in Latin Christendom blamed for this and It wasn't al -hakim.
I really so just give rise to a lot of pogroms and stuff It gives rise to one of the first kind of big outbreaks of anti -semitic violence in Latin Christendom.
Yeah so it really reverberates.
Right, so anyway, the Emperor has concluded this deal to go and rebuild it and he sends a team of architects and carpenters and stuff and bishops and monks and Roman bigwigs who want to go and see the church, and a Varangian escort was sent with them and the sagas say Harold was one of them.
Jerusalem is a bit of a building site when they get there, if he does genuinely go.
It had been very badly smashed up by this mad caliph and by the Fatimids generally, but there'd also been a series of earthquakes in the 1030s.
So if they got there, a lot of the stuff was in ruins.
The sagas say that Harold is there as part of this escort and he, and I quote, generously gave donations, so much gold that no one knows the amount.
The sagas also say he'd left all his gold in Constantinople before he left. So those things can't both be true.
And given that he's saving all this money and his saver account, I think it's highly unlikely that he traveled with enormous quantities of gold.
Snorri Sturluson in King Harold's Saga says, Harold went to the Jordan and bathed in the water in the manor of all pilgrims. Might be true, mightn't it?
Yeah, there's absolutely no reason to believe that wouldn't be true, that's exactly what he would do.
But his longest posting, so probably after this, was to Sicily and this seems to have been from about 1038 to 1041.
And Sicily, of course as you will know, Tom, is one of the great strategic prizes in the Mediterranean and when we did the series about Carthage versus Rome, remember you were taking it through all the battles there, I mean basically that hasn't changed at all.
Sicily is very fertile, it's very rich, it's perfectly placed.
It's been under Islamic rule for what, 140 years, something like that.
The kalbid emirs who are based in Palermo and they're the people who introduced oranges, lemons, sugar, silk and all sorts of exciting irrigation systems. Do love an irrigation system, on the rest is history, do we not?
Oh, I love it. I love it can't get it.
I mean history is basically the story of irrigation systems, isn't it?
They're very real sense.
Yes. Yes So the Roman army landed probably about 10 ,000 troops under george maniocchi's nine feet tall Must have been very displeased to see how hard now this is where the sagas really get stuck in they have some great fun with all this so To give you a sense of the sort of stories.
They tell we've got bird action so Harold gets the Varangians to collect birds.
They fix bits of burning sulphur to their feet, and send them out over the town.
They land on all the thatched roofs.
It goes up in flames.
The slight drawback with this story is that it's been told about every commander in history.
Well, but more specifically, Dominic, it's been told about Saint Olga...
Of Kyiv! ...of Kyiv, who's the grandmother of Vlodomir, and she was the very first Kyivan ruler to be baptised.
And she played exactly that trick, didn't she, on I think it was the Drevlians.
It was, it was the Drevlians.
So, I think you can see a certain influence there.
I would say, well, hold on.
You could say there, therefore the story is clearly made up.
This is just the Olga of Kiev story.
Or you could say, he's been influenced because he's been in Kiev and he's picked up these important military techniques involving birds.
You could say that.
Then there's tunnel drama.
So this is outside a town near Mount Etna, and the sagas which always paint maniacies with its nine feet of flesh as an absolute fool, he says, oh this, we can never take this town.
And Harold says, no, if you allow me the loot when I get in, I should show you.
And he and the Varangian stick a tunnel all the way from a nearby ravine.
They burst out of the tunnel into the great hall of the defenders while they're having a feast. Who would have thought it.
there, slaughter them all, throw open the gates.
There was good killing that day.
And my favourite one is the coffin ploy.
Oh, this is brilliant.
This is the Syracuse one.
This is in Syracuse.
So they can't take this town.
The Romans don't know how to take this town.
He says, I got a brilliant wheeze.
They spread the word. Harold is very seriously ill.
Then the word spreads, he's dead.
And the Varangians send messengers into the city where there are Christian churches as well as mosques.
And they say, look, we'd love to give a commander a church funeral.
I know we've been besieging you but would it be okay if we came in?" And the local churchmen, very kindly, people say, oh yes, okay, as long as you can only bring 12 men in to bury this guy.
But Tom, it astounds you to know this is all a cunning trick.
And actually Harold is not dead, he's one of the 12 pallbearers and they're all slightly implausibly wearing armour and carrying swords under their silk mourning clothes and they're all twelve foot yeah so at this point actually his his great friends in the Varangians they're also part of the pallbearers and these are two splendid men called Olf and Haldor they're both from Iceland they are described as men of exceeding strength and superb warriors and the amazing thing is the three of them map perfectly on to Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli from The Lord of the Rings.
So Ulf, we are told, a man of great understanding, clever in conversation, active and brave, and with all true and sincere.
So he's clearly Legolas.
Whereas Haldor, very stout and strong, he was not a man of many words but short in conversation, told his opinion bluntly, and was obstinate and hard. So he's Gimli.
He's a dwarf. So Dominic, so they're both from Iceland.
Do you think that this makes the story less or more plausible, so in other words, is Snorri Stellason kind of making it up and making them be Iceland because he's an Icelander, or is it preserving authentic memories handed down by the people of Iceland?
There's no doubt in my mind that this is preserving authentic memories that have never been embellished and are scrupulously accurate.
So the story that follows is true.
They get inside the gatehouse with this coffin, and then apparently they drop the coffin, They blow a trumpet, the coffin blocks the gate so then the rest of the army can pile in after them there's incredibly fierce fighting all three of them are wounded Harold Standard Bearers kills and Harold says to Haldor pick up the standard pick up the standard but Haldor is fighting off a dozen men at that point and he says to his to Harold let the devil carry the standard for you, you coward!
and Harold Do you want to do Harold's laugh?
He gives a great belly laugh doesn't he?
He does ha ha ha! You are talkative today Haldor!
But fearless all the same !" And then he smacks off another head with his axe.
This is exactly what happened.
I'm afraid I might have broken the microphone with that mighty laugh!
Yeah, I think you've broken the sound barrier with that laugh… So, now the sagas say that as a result of all these wheezes, they managed to take Sicily.
And people can gauge the accuracy of the sagas by the fact that in fact— They don't.
Sicily was never taken and the Romans ended up with just a pitiful foothold in the northeast naturally Sicily didn't is the irony Sicily didn't fall till the end of the century and it fell to the Normans Because it does fall to people of Scandinavian descent.
Yeah, but not these guys so we've we've been we've been talking about this in our previous series about the Normans who adventurers who'd been going to the south of Italy at the beginning of the 11th century and building their castles there employing their armor, their horses in the way, a predatory manner and they start looking at Sicily.
Amazingly, they launch an invasion.
There is another famous bird -related story in this.
In 1066, Roger de Oetfel, who will become the ruler of Sicily, he defeats a Muslim army and the Muslims had brought along carrier pigeons And Roger takes these carrier pigeons, and he orders the paper that they'd been carrying to be dipped in the blood of the Muslim dead, given back to the carrier pigeons, who then fly back to Palermo with news of the great Muslim defeat, and the Normans then capture Palermo.
Wow. So there's a lot of bird related action in this episode.
People of Scandinavian descent interfering with birds for military purposes.
Yes, it's a theme. So, they don't take Sicily, but everyone says that Harald has done brilliantly, And when he gets back to Constantinople, he is, we are told, promoted to an elite bodyguard of the emperor.
Manglovites, as it's called, and he has a special golden sword. And then the emperor, Michael IV, who you may remember from the previous episode was the emperors, so his toy boy, who has basically strangled his predecessor to become emperor.
He's going off to fight the Bulgars in 1040.
And we know, we really do know that he takes Harold Hardrada with him.
because serving alongside them was a soldier called Kakoumenos, who later wrote a military manual.
And in this manual, he wrote, "'Auraltes campaigned with the emperor and performed great deeds of valour against the enemy, as was fitting for one of his noble race and personal ability—Auraltes, Harold.'" And it's fascinating because that suggests that there are people in Constantinople now who are aware of Harold's noble descent.
So though I think they see the manual is probably written after he's become king.
So after he has, spoiler alert, after he's returned to Norway.
Anyway, they smashed the Bulgars, they captured the Bulgar king, they cut off his nose, they gouged out his eyes, they led him back in chains to Constantinople.
And Yaxamanos says that the emperor rewarded Oreltes for his valor and gave him the title of spatha rocanidatos, Which is a court rank, not a military one.
So a rank at court, very prestigious for any foreigner let alone a barbarian from the wilds of the north.
So he now gets an even fancier sword and he gets a special golden tork called the Maniakion which he gets to wear.
It's a bit like the Ottomans giving Nelson that massive great jewel.
Yeah, and how old is only 25 at this point?
So he's clearly made a name for himself and he's done extremely well and it's all very exciting.
But now, this is where the sort of Game of Thrones side replaces the Lord of the Rings.
So, the Emperor Michael, he's Michael the fourth.
He's called Michael the Paphagonian.
He's from the Black Sea Coast of Anatolia, and his brother John, who was the eunuch kind of Lord Chamberlain, had got him a job at the court.
He's got all his brothers a job hasn't he?
And basically all his cousins and stuff.
So there's one called Anthony the Fat.
He becomes the Bishop of Nicomedia, thanks to John's string pulling.
And John is essentially the kind of Prime Minister, isn't he?
Littlefinger. His Littlefinger or Varis, he's Eunuch so he's Lord Varis from Game of Thrones.
So this guy Michael he had seduced Zoe, he possibly murdered her husband in his bath, he's now been Emperor for six years, he's in his late twenties.
Michael Sellers says he was as fresh as a blossom, bright -eyed and apple -cheeked.
Nice. So that's nice.
Unfortunately Michael's good looks are starting to curdle because he's always suffered from epilepsy and it's getting much worse.
And when he has FIT, this is hidden from visitors to the court behind a series of elaborate curtains which can be deployed at any moment, but he's now suffering from edema, dropsy, which means that his body is being grotesquely swollen without fluid and by late 1041 it's pretty obvious that he's dying of this there's no cure they don't know what to do.
Although I expect they could try and drain him but that doesn't work.
Now John, the eunuch, says to him look you gonna have to name a successor and ideally from our family because we want to stay on top and as luck would have it they have another Michael who is their sister's son.
It's brilliant, isn't it, how everyone is called Michael.
Got loads of Michael's or How old?
He says, why don't you adopt this?
Michael. You and Zoe adopt him as your son.
He'll be named Cesar.
And we'll put him in a townhouse in the suburbs.
And you know, he can hang around.
And when you die, he'll come in as Michael the fifth.
So we come to the 10th of December, 10 41, Michael the fourth is bloated.
He's swollen, fluid, everywhere shambles.
So his loving days are over, his loving days are over.
He's taken to the monasteries and cosmos and St Damien.
And there he's given holy orders actually.
It's not just kind of confession.
He's given holy orders He's tonsured like a monk and then he dies Meanwhile Michael the fifth he's brought to the palace.
It's really smooth succession.
It works perfectly.
So everything looks great However, there is twist So we'd mentioned Oney in passing Zoe Zoe is now in her late fifties She is the one person in the palace who has the blood of the Macedonian dynasty I kind of imagine her as looking like Diana Daws.
Yes, who would she be played by now?
She's quite sort of… Blousy.
Wow, I was going to say blousy.
Well, I can tell you what Michael Sellers says.
Zoe was well rounded, though not very tall.
She had hair of gold and her entire body glowed with the paleness of her skin.
There was little sign of her age, in fact if you noticed the perfect proportions of her limbs and did not know her, you would have thought she was a young woman, for her skin was unwrinkled, glossy and smooth, with no lines anywhere.
I think it's fair to say Michael Sellers is slightly objectifying Zoe.
He is, isn't he? He's paid poorly, he's let himself down.
Or he's paying compliment to the power of the unguent merchants of Constantinople.
He is, because as we established last time, she loves a potion or cream.
So hence, wrinkle free?
Wrinkle free, ointments.
Just basically massively into ointments.
She is, Michael Sellers says, a woman of passionate desires prepared equally for life or death.
Now she had placed a bet on Michael the fourth and actually that had gone horribly wrong.
because once he'd, I mean you say his loving days were over when he became swollen with dropsy, but actually his loving days had ceased before that, because as soon as he became emperor he'd basically locked her in the women's quarters and said I've had enough of you, don't come out.
So now she's back and she's got this Michael V, who's her adoptive son, do things work out better with Michael V?
They do not. He is determined to have a break with predecessor and bringing all his own people Scythian eunuchs.
So these may well be Slavs or Pechenegs, and he'd get rid of the old guards, but the person he really hates, with an absolute passion, is Zoe what Michael Sellers says, once he had addressed her as mistress, but now the very idea made him want to bite off his own tongue and spit it away in disgust. So we'll put him down as undecided yeah he's not a fan and he waits for a few months till Easter 1042 and then he makes his move so on Easter Sunday these Scythian eunuchs burst into her chamber and they drag her out and they drag her before him and he says you I know you've been trying to poison me
you know you're clearly as guilty as hell you're going to be sent off to the princess islands in the Sea of Marmara just off Constantinople and you'll be sent to a get thee to a nunnery, I mean literally.
So very reminiscent of what's going to happen to Edith a few years later, when Edward the Confessor packs her off to a nunnery.
I mean nunneries are obviously very useful if you want to get an unwanted queen.
So we're told she was immediately put on a ship, along with certain men who were given free hand to insult her.
She is stripped of her purple robes, and her head was shaved, and I quote, as though she was a common whore.
That's very harsh. Very harsh.
And I imagine her hair...
Golden hair! Golden hair and much treated again with all kind of ointments, and salves, and pomades.
And now, casually thrown aside, very poor.
Now, Michael has clearly made a massive miscalculation here, because Michael Sellars, the chronicler who knows a lot about conical politics, says, you know, everyone despised him, he was regarded as a slave to his emotions, erratic and all this.
And Zoë was very popular in the city.
So she has been the most glamorous person in the life of Constantinople, since she was basically born in 978.
She'd been born in the Purple, her father was an emperor, her uncle was an emperor, her grandfather was an emperor, she's part of the furniture, and she's a great favourite of the crowds.
So on Easter Monday, the next day, the word spreads to the city.
Everyone was worried about the empress.
Deep down men knew matters had got out of hand and they were not afraid to speak up about it, says Michael Sellers.
The Emperor Michael V sends the city's prefect to read out a statement in the in the forum to explain what he's done and the crowd go absolutely berserk, smashing everything up, rioting and whatnot.
They end up breaking into the cathedral, Hagia Sophia.
They get the Patriarch to start ringing the bells.
They rouse the city.
there's general sort of chaos and fighting and looting and stuff.
There's actually a fragment in the sagas by a guy called Valgaard who was a guardsman, a Varangian guard from Iceland who ended up becoming a skaldr poet, who says the flames licked the stones, crackling embers shot from the soot and columns of smoke rose vertically from the tumbling houses.
You see, I think that's Brilliant.
And I was saying earlier how I prefer blank verse to rhyming verse when it's by kings.
Also, Dominic, just to say about the patriarch Alexios, that John the eunuch, the Varus of Constantinople, he had tried to get rid of him and replace him.
And there's all kinds of weird political currents that we can only vaguely glimpse, I think, that are going on.
Including the Varangians.
So the Varangians, their loyalty's pledged to the Imperial family.
Their mercenaries working for the Imperial family.
And I think I think it's a fair assumption that they feel very put out about the arrival of these Scythian eunuchs, the Pechenegs, and there's some form of power struggle, I think, between the two of them.
And my guess is that they are probably in on this riot, and it's all being planned, and it's actually a little bit more of a counter -coup than it is really a riot.
Anyway, by the Monday afternoon it's become a massive street -battle.
It's Michael and his Scythians against the mob and the Varangians.
And on the Tuesday, I mean this would be a superb kind of HBO series or something, because on Tuesday the attackers break into the Palace partly through the Emperor's Box in the Hippodrome which has a tunnel leading through to the to the Palace or Corridor.
They kind of fight their way into the imperial quarters and guess what?
Michael has escaped!
He's gone off with his Uncle Constantine, they've gone down to the Dock.
The Palace has its own Dock.
they've rushed down to the dock, they grab an Imperial yacht.
I love it that they have yachts.
They have Imperial yacht I know I love it.
And then they head off in this yacht but it's obviously not an ocean going yachts they can only go so far.
So actually they just go down, they don't even really get out of the city they dock by the studious monastery which is near the city walls and they get out and they go to find sanctuary in the monastery.
Now in the meantime, the rioters have got hold of Zoe.
She's been brought back from the island, Shaven -headed, which is sad.
They've also dug out her sister Theodora, who's been an anonary for 8 years.
She's been anonary for ages.
Willingly? Or... No, I think slightly unwillingly.
Yeah, okay. So they dug her out.
They've got the two of them.
And they say, right, we want you to rule as co -empresses.
Let's just get rid of this Michael Blake.
We hate him. So what to do with him?
A load of rioters and Varangian guards break into this monastery, totally ignoring all the stuff about sanctuary.
They drag him and his uncle outside now at this point i have to say michael who's behaved poorly i think throughout he completely shames himself he does not react as a viking would react a viking would meet his death with a quip and a poem so how would you react in this situation with a quip and a poem i've already told you yes i think i would okay there's no doubt in my mind i hope the opportunity doesn't come about for me to hold you to that if I'm ever taking sanctuary in a monastery in present -day Istanbul and rioters and Scandinavian drag me out I hope I don't do what he does which is he
clings to the altar sobbing like a baby then he clings to the pillars weeping praying to God and worse saying it was all my uncle's fault I never wanted to do that's the that's the that's low I would do that that would be me so they take him outside they hold him down this is a bit the younger listening will very much enjoy, he's screaming and shouting and they gouge out his eyes.
So the point of doing that is if you're mutilated, you can't continue to be emperor.
Right, as with kings.
So it's what Godwin has done to Alfred back in England, gouging out the eyes.
As with that, there's always the risk that you may end up killing the person you blinded.
Well risk, is that a risk or is that an added bonus, Tom?
Well, yes, I suppose.
I suppose. So listeners may be wondering more about Harold Hardrada.
The sagas say the person who does the eye -gouging is Harold.
He's the person who did it.
So this is in King Harold's saga, it's a skald called Theodos.
He wrote this. The warrior who fed the wolves ripped out both the eyes of the emperor of the Greeks.
The warrior -king of Norway marked his cruel revenge on the emperor of the East. Snorri, the chronicler, writing two centuries later, he says, In these songs and many others, it is said that Harold himself blinded the Greek emperor, and they would surely have named some duke count or other great man if they had not known this to be the true account.
And King Harold himself and other men who were with him spread this account.
So the historical method in operation there...
So there is the historical method at the heart of the Icelandic sagas, men said it, numerous sources, we've sifted the sources, and it's very clear that Harold Hardrada did this gouging.
So you may well say, all's well that ends well.
Michael, sans eyes, he dies of his wounds a few months later.
There may also been some castration involved, the sources differ on that.
I don't know if Harold was also responsible for that.
Let's say he was. So he didn't write a poem about that.
No. He scattered the genitals far.
Yeah. If listeners want to send in their own poems someone to imagine what that poem would be like.
Harry in for the Ravens!
Address them please to Tom Holland, courtesy of Hart.
Um, Zoe and Theodora reign briefly as co -empresses, and then Zoe marries a nobleman and he becomes Constantine IX.
Now, clearly the Varangians have really benefited from this.
They regain their old position at the top of the tree.
Harold is their commander.
We're told that a lot of gold changes hands.
So Michael Sellas, the revenues budgeted for the military were set aside for the use of others, a cluster of sycophants and those who were appointed to guard the empresses.
So that's Harold, Harold and the Varangian Guards.
So things appear to have worked out brilliantly for him.
He's now very rich, he's more powerful than ever, he's the right hand of the empress, a genuine player in the politics of Europe's most glistening empire.
All looks good. And then Tom, one day, he is woken by a ferocious hammering on his door.
When he opens it, he sees guards outside and their faces are cold." And admirers of Dominic's Adventures In Time series will know that when guards with cold faces appear on the scene, excitement is bound to follow.
A giant snake is never far away.
And so adventure will follow in the second part of this super sawaway episode.
We'll see you then.
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It's something that we both lived through and remember from our childhoods, but younger listeners may not know anything about it, and it's the time when there was division along religious and political lines.
Neighbours turned against each other, residential city streets became battlegrounds, thousands were killed, and the IRA bombed London.
It seemed as if an end was out of reach, but in 1998 a peace process finally brought those thirty years of violence to an end.
But the memory of the Troubles is still present, not only within Northern Irish communities who experienced it, but in international relations and political approaches to peace.
And new audiences are starting to understand this national trauma through films like Belfast and Kneecap and TV shows like Derry Girls.
In fact, our guest on the mini -series is Patrick Radden -Keefe.
Now he's the author of the non -fiction book that inspired the hit TV drama Say Nothing.
It's one of my favourite books, it's I think the kind of in cold blood for our generation, extraordinary work of non -fiction.
And if you'd like to hear more about this very recent conflict that put Northern Ireland on the global stage and hear from Patrick Radden Keefe, we've left a clip of the mini -series at the end of this episode.
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Hello, welcome back to The Rest Is History.
So Dominic, cold -faced guards have intruded on Harold, absolute cliffhanger.
What's going on? Well, this is a good point to stop and ask ourselves how true any of this story is.
So as we said in the first episode, any biography of Harold Hardrada has to rely on these very colourful sagas that have three massive problems. Number one they're written down centuries later, number two they often wildly contradict each other and the stuff in Constantinople is often incredibly confused and contradictory, and number three as we've said before, many of the elements of them are clearly fantastical.
So for the stuff we would have been describing, you know, effectively what biographers of Harold are doing is trying to stitch together plausible narrative out of disparate elements in the sagas.
And that is assuming that any of it might be true.
That any of it. But we know that some of it clearly is true because of the, for example, the stuff about Auraltes.
Right but his involvement in what was clearly a very celebrated episode, if he's your hero you would want to intrude him into something like that.
It would be like, you know, kind of Flashman or something.
Yeah the eye gouging.
There's a bit of a Flashman quality isn't there to Harold Hardrada's life?
Slightly. So there are three elements that we haven't fitted in that appear in the sagas that historians and biographers have sort of grappled with.
Number one, at some point Harold is imprisoned, possibly by Zoe.
Number two, there is some kind of love affair, possibly with Zoe, but probably not, probably with an aristocrat called Maria.
And number three, there is a death -defying escape by ship from Constantinople.
And they could be completely made up, but they might not be.
Can I just ask Dominic, the key thing for Harold has been to get gold and so the question hanging over all of this, if there is, you know he does get locked up and escapes and makes a death defying escape on a ship, as we will explore.
Where is his gold? How is he getting his gold out?
Has he sent it back already, or what is happening there?
DG The answer to that is very straightforward. He has already been sending it back.
Because we are told in the sagas, quote, all the gold he had sent ahead from Constantinople, a treasure hoard so immense that no one in northern Europe could recall ever seeing so much wealth in one man's possession, and sent ahead to Kiev, to Yaroslav, to his prospective father -in -law.
And you may say, well, why didn't Yaroslav just steal it?
The answer is, if he's going to get it anyway, as a bride price, for his daughter Elisif, he doesn't need to steal it.
And also, clearly Harold isn't the kind of person you want to get on the wrong side of.
so to return to this these these three elements that we haven't fitted in different historians and different biographers propose different combinations there's a really fun one in the most recent biography of harold hardrada which is a book called the last viking by the american writer don holway and he it kind of makes some sense so let's go with that the sagas say zoe had always had a great fondness for harold there is this i think probably made -up story that at one point she said to him i'd love a lock of your fair hair and he said to her Let us make an even trade of it, majesty, you give me
one of your nether -hairs." So, very Lord Byron behaviour.
Very Lord Byron. I don't believe if Rangi and Gard would have spoken like that to the Empress.
It seems just very implausible.
Anyway, maybe she had a fondness for him, and clearly if he was involved in the counter coup, against Michael V, she would owe him a debt and she would feel they had a relationship of some kind.
Now King Harald saga says, at this point, he falls in love.
There was a young and beautiful girl called Maria, a brother's daughter of the Empress Zoe, and Harold asked for her hand in marriage, but the Empress gave him a refusal.
The Varangians, then in Constantinople, have told people here in the north that it was said by well informed people that the Empress Zoe herself wanted Harold for her husband, although another reason was given out to the public.
So what's going on here?
There actually is a woman called Maria hanging around at the court at this time, She's not Zoe's niece, but she is her husband Constantine's niece.
This is like the beginning of a very bad play.
And what is more, she is Constantine's mistress.
So this person does definitely exist. María Sclerina.
In looks, says Michael Sellers, Sclerina was nothing special.
But by her character and wit she could charm a heart of stone.
Her voice was musical, in conversation she had a natural lilt, an indescribable style of telling a story, At any rate', says the Chronicler, she certainly bewitched me." You know that is a passage entirely left from Plutarch's Life of Cleopatra, I mean Life of Antony.
Exactly, that's the interesting thing about it.
It's a portrait. She's not great looking, but her voice is musical.
She can speak all these different tongues, she has a, when you, she tells a story, all of this kind of thing.
So again, a literary formula within a source.
Anyway, she exists, we know that she was Constantine's mistress, they conducted their affair very openly.
is it possible that Harold also carried on with it?
I would say personally, very unlikely, but the sagas do insist, different sagas insist that he had taken a fancy to somebody called Maria and that Zoe didn't like it.
So this is another saga called the Morkins' Ginnor.
Nordbricht and Maria continued their affair, and at this time, Emperor Zoe developed a burning hatred for Nordbricht, remember that was his alias.
So eventually, if the sagas are better believed, Zoeie snapped.
She accused him of being familiar with the Maid and Maria.
The Emperor had Nordborg seized and bound and taken to a dungeon.
The King Harold saga has great fun with this.
The prison was an high open topped tower with the cell door at street level, Harold was shoved through this door together with Haldor and Ulf." So that's Legolas and Gimli?
Legolas and Gimli. So Aragorn Legolas and Gimli are in this flipping prison.
It's dark, it's damp, It's full of bodies just like you'd want a Tolkien -esque prison to be, and Haldor is in the cell because he's given this excellent line.
He says, it's not brilliant, but I suppose it could be worse.
And then it does turn out worse.
And then they see this snake rises from the water.
There was a huge venomous serpent that slept by the stream trickling through the cell.
The serpent fed on the corpses of men who crossed the emperor or his lords and was subsequently thrown down there.
That's the Morkinskinner Saga.
So some sagas say a serpent, some say a dragon.
I mean it is possible there was a snake in this prison and that it existed, of course it's more likely if this is all a mad, bare wolf style fantasy.
Anyway, in the sagas, as you described in that beautiful reading, Tom, Harold gets a stick and finally he manages to jab the stick in the snake's mouth and then stabs it in the heart with a knife this kind of Lord of the Rings style action now if you think that's bonkers and a bit implausible what then happens he has a vision his dead brother Olaf he's been off the stage for a while but he's back he appears to Harold in a vision and says look Ling's look bleep for you but don't worry I will get you out they stay in this prison for two nights and then they hear a woman's voice at the door Would you
like to be rescued?" And she says, I'm a noble woman.
She never gives her name.
She always wears a hood and is kind of very mysterious.
When they say, well, who are you?
She says, your brother, King Olaf appeared to me in a dream and told me to come and rescue you.
And she lowers a rope to them.
She and her servants, hole them up, up this rope, and then a massive game of Thrones scene.
They run through the night, back to the Varangian barracks.
They get their weapons.
They wake their mates back into the night, through the darkness down to the harbor, they get down to the harbor, they seize two galleys, they row out into the Golden Horn, and then a total disaster.
The Golden Horn is blocked as it always was, by a huge chain, a barrier chain sealing it off from the Bosporus, and so Harold comes up with a brilliant scheme, he says listen, everybody pile down to the back of the galley, so weigh it down so it kind of - Your mighty weight is a great weight.
Well, if they're 10 feet tall among all these people.
And Gimli's a dwarf, isn't he?
So jump up and down.
They weigh these boats down, so they're angled out of the water .
And then they sort of, like, I don't know, like Roger Moore in The Man With the Golden Gun or something, they're able to kind of rock over the chain.
Harold Hardrada's eyebrow is going even higher than it normally is.
Exactly. And don't forget, he likes a quip, you know?
So there must be some - I wish I could think of some Roger Moore style quip that he makes.
You'll never chain me up again.
I don't know who knows anyway, they get out.
One boat breaks up.
A lot of the people drown, but they managed to haul the others onto their Harrold's boat.
Great cheers as day breaks over the Bosphorus, they turned North towards the black sea and safety.
Unbelievable. They've escaped.
What an amazing scene.
And the question that may be in some listeners minds has the rest of history degenerated into mad fan fiction.
and the answer is probably yes, I would guess there are some elements of this, a feud at court, an internal power struggle, Harold wanting to get the remainder of his gold out of Constantinople.
Well you mentioned this book, which I haven't read, Don Holloway, The Last Viking.
What is his suggestion?
He just loves this story and tells it in great detail.
Does he have some perspective?
Well I think he says it's, it's, you know, it's possible.
But there could be an internal feud.
Zoe is, you know, she's, I think it's fair to say quite high maintenance, and you know, there's a lot of politics.
She has got a new husband who maybe resents the influence of the Varangian commander.
Maybe Harold says I want to go now, I've had enough, and they say we don't want you to go, you're the head of the guard. You know, what do you want him to go back to Norway for?
Well anyway, he gets away.
Yeah. This is an alternative explanation, which is there is going to be another Kievan Russe attack on Constantinople in the next few years.
Yes. Cause Yaroslav sends that doesn't he?
Yaroslav sends one, so there is an alternative explanation, which is he leaves because he's had word get out because we're planning to attack.
And there may be vengeance against Varankians in the city, which is again, plausible the truth of the matter Tom, we don't know, we just don't know.
Yeah. What we do know is that probably by about 1043, he gets back to Kiev, is 10 years now since he went.
He is 28 years old, he's an extremely rich man.
He has enough money for the bride price for, Elisif, he was now 19.
So that age gap that was a bit preposterous 10 years ago looked slightly less alarming now that she's 19 years old.
The fame of his deeds, which obviously are massively amplified by the time that Snorri Zellason sits down to write them up.
But even at this point, presumably his renown is percolating northwards from Constantinople, do you think?
I think definitely.
I think commander of the Varangian Guard, at that point the most celebrated military unit, probably in the Christian world, and the Roman Emperor's Guard. You know, that's not nothing, that's a serious thing.
He's very well established, he's obviously got loads of contacts.
It makes complete sense that Yaroslav would be very keen to marry him to his daughter, because, you know what?
If he does get back with all his gold to Scandinavia and gets his throne back, he could be a useful ally in the kind of geopolitics of the northern world.
But also the fact that he has made it in Constantinople, presumably also, you know, people who know him are proud of that.
Yeah, of course. It's like a kind of local striker going to some massively glamorous overseas club and then coming back, kind of garlanded with awards and...
Exactly right. He is a man who you want to know, he is a celebrity, he is a man who will have no problem raising recruits because to serve him.
Of course, and there's that as well.
So they're married probably in the cathedral of St. Sophia in Kiev.
According almost certainly to the Orthodox rites there's a lot of smashing of glasses and binding of hands and kind of crowns and stuff.
But the thing is, I think what's interesting about Harold is you might think that all the glamour is in the south and all the money is in the south, but actually the Norwegian side of him clearly matters enormously.
He's desperate to get back to Norway to reclaim what he sees as his throne and to avenge his brother.
So Snorri Sturluson, in his description of the marriage, says he gained a princess not to mention a hoard of treasure.
And that's always kind of uppermost and that sounds quite authentic.
Yeah, I think so. Absolutely.
But he wants the treasure for a reason.
And the reason is, you know, the crown matters a lot to him.
Now, in the 15 years, 15 years that he's been away because, remember, he left as a teenager.
A lot has changed. and this takes us back away from the realm of fantasy to the realm of history.
Cnut, his brother's great rival, is dead.
He's been dead for 10 years, and his Northsea empire has fallen apart.
England is now ruled by Edward the Confessor, Norway is ruled by Harold's nephew Magnus, the illegitimate son of his late brother, Olaf, and Denmark is trying to break away from Norwegian Kingdom.
There's an interminable war between Norway and Denmark, and the guy in Denmark is a jarl called Svein who is Knut's nephew.
So it's still a family kinda row really, isn't it?
And one of the things that I always thought was intriguing is that Elisifso, Harald Hardrada's, wife, one of her sisters, has married Edward the Exile, who was the half brother of Edward the Confessor.
So even England is part of this snarl of Kievan, Scandinavian, matrimonial alliances.
I mean, it's so odd, isn't it?
Theo and Tabi were telling me about a series called Vikings Valhalla which I've never seen.
Which has some of this in it, oh really?
But I think this should be like a much bigger budget and more exciting thing.
Cause I think all of this stuff is, this makes Game of Thrones look kind of fooling and trivial.
So just on the North, Norway and Denmark have been locked in this long running struggle.
Magnus in Norway, Svane in Denmark and for Harald this offers an opportunity but also a threat if he can get back to Scandinavia quickly he can profit from this and become a third player and profit from the uncertainty but if he waits too long and Magnus of Norway wins and rules both then it'll be much harder for him to get a foothold.
So perhaps early 1045, late 1044, hard to say, around about this time he makes his move and he goes north.
And we do know that in about 1045 he arrives in Sweden in a place called Sigduna.
And there he receives very bad news.
Magnus has got the upper hand, he's left it too late.
Magnus has been crowned king of both Norway and Denmark.
And Sweyn has agreed to be his Jarl, he's basically his deputy in Denmark.
Now Magnus is a serious player, he's half English, always a good sign, his mother was an English slave and he'd become King of Norway at the age of just 11, but he proved really good at it.
He was brilliant at winning support, he's actually incredibly skillful politician and he got this nickname, Magnus the Good and this is in part not… it's not because he's kind, he's good at politics.
he was well spoken and quick to make up his mind noble and character most generous a great and valiant warrior says the heimskring utter sagas so harold is he's got all this cash but he's the underdog and they finally meet uncle and nephew in skerna which was then in denmark and now is of course in southern sweden that autumn 1045 and the sagas describe how magnes is there with his fleet and he sees this ship coming from the east with gilded dragon's head you know covered in gold and jewels and this huge messenger in this story in 1066 generally there are always these messengers who actually turn
out not to be that yeah the sort of mouth of Sauron who turn out to be Sauron this messenger comes and says to Magnus would your uncle Harold be welcome and Magnus says yeah sure and then the messenger says I am uncle Harold.
Good fooling. Harold says, you know, hello nephew, how would you like to divide the kingdom between us?
Not really. Well, we're told Magnus gave his uncle a friendly answer saying he would take the advice of his chieftains and the wishes of his subjects.
He gives them a diplomatic answer.
I said he was good at politics and they part on quite good terms, but it's pretty obvious to Harold that Magnus is going to give him nothing.
So Harold sends a messenger to this bloke Swain in Denmark and says, let's restart that war.
That's divide Norway and Denmark between us.
Now, Magnus, he doesn't fancy the war starting again because Norway is not a rich country.
You know, it doesn't have many towns and markets.
It doesn't have a specially rich farmland.
I mean, that's one reason they've got involved in the whole Viking business.
But Dominic it is rich in giant men with double axes It is but they require payment and he struggles nor we it's a big problem for Norwegian kings To raise tax because they don't really have the same infrastructure as somewhere like England So Magnus thinks I can't compete with all this God.
I just don't fancy a war So eventually he sends a message to Harold and he says look Actually, I will share the kingdom if you will share your gold and Harold thinks well fair enough because I don't really have many Norwegian contacts and it would be a massive hassle fighting this war.
So they have this meeting, this very entertaining meeting to share the gold.
Harold makes a huge display of all the gold.
He gets a huge ox hide and he pours all the chests out, massive piles of gold, and he says very loudly, I have traveled to many lands and taken many risks in order to earn all this gold.
And then they're going to get their men to weigh and divide all the gold equally, but the point is both got to put in what they've got.
And he says, nephew, what gold have you had to add to all this?
And Magnus says, Oh, well, I've actually spent all my money on these wars.
I've got one thing, which is a golden arm ring, one ring and he puts it in Harold.
This is not much for a King of two kingdoms. And some would say it does not rightfully yours.
And Magda says, my father Olaf gave it to me the last time I saw him true.
But only after he took it from my father for no good reason.
massive tension in the air, Harold is dissing, he is dissing Olaf actually his brother and saying that Olaf had taken it from his own father Sigurd the sow so everybody is very anxious about this and everybody says oh, this clearly is not going to last like clearly at some point Harold is going to turn on Magnus or vice versa, one of them is going to go but we never get to that point because you remember in the road to 1066 series so the last couple of weeks people were always dropping dead unexpectedly.
Yeah, convenient moments, yeah.
Convenient points when their acting contract had come to an end.
Well, in 1047, end of 1047 Magnus is off the coast of Denmark, fighting Sveinn.
And he has a dream in which Olaf appears, his father, and Olaf says, look, you've got a choice, you can live to a ripe old age, but you will commit a crime that will damn you to hell.
Or you can die young now and join me in the afterlife".
And Magnus, I think foolishly says, Well, I'll die young.
I'd like to join you in the afterlife.
Do you think that's foolish?
I think that. You don't know what made the crime.
I'd want to know more about the crime, I think.
But this is happening, what, a thousand years ago and he'd still be in hell now if he'd gone for that with no prospect of release.
It's like those experiments they do on toddlers, you know.
Do you want instant gratification now or?
Yeah. Well, you get two cakes later.
I'd probably take the cake now.
I'd opt for death. And heaven.
Well, in that case, you would have exactly the same fate as Magnus.
He wakes. Immediately comes down with a fever.
And on the 25th of October, 1047, he dies.
And in one of the sagas, there's a lovely bedtime scene, death bed scene.
Bedtime scene. I mean, I suppose it is bedtime in a sense.
Harold comes in to see Magnus.
Oh nephew, I see you're dying.
And Magnus says, leave them off alone.
Like leave it to Spain.
Let them go in peace, the Danes.
Harold, obviously, has no intention of doing that.
He's now one, he's King of Norway.
It's all he ever wanted.
It's all he ever wanted, everything has been the fighting with snakes, the gouging out of eyes.
And do you know what?
Yeah. You've written these Adventures in Time books to inspire your young readers to follow their dreams. And Harold has followed his dream and now he's King of Norway.
So there's a lesson there, isn't there?
But do you know what the real lesson is?
It hasn't made him happy because his time as King of Norway is a little bit sad I think, because it's basically 20 years of really boring war against the Danes in which nothing ever happens, just constant raiding.
And I imagine quite a lot of stuff involving cow buyers and that kind of thing.
Yeah. Kind of burning people's cottages and stuff.
in a desertry way. Really bad weather.
He just fights for so long, he's got a massive warship.
I mean, the best thing about it is this warship called the Great Serpent.
I mean Freud would love this.
So Olaf Tryggvason had had a ship called the Long Serpents, but Harald Hartrada insisted on having a ship called the Great Serpent.
And he commands this ship There's one battle, a battle in a place called Nysore, which is off western Sweden, between the Norwegians and the Danes.
The Norwegians win, but they're all They're all just miserable and cold and you know they've both Massive losses no one's ever gonna win this war, but the great serpent is still erect and proud It is but there's just a sense of joylessness to it at this point I think it's fair to say so basically this war has gone on for what 15 years or something and Eventually Harold gives up his ambitions.
It's fine. It's fame can have their mark I've had enough and all this has been very very expensive now during all this Harold has clearly been trying to turn Norway into a more centralised kind of nationalised, tax paying kingdom like, dare I say, England or, to some degree, I guess, in future Denmark.
Or, of course, more obviously, I'd have thought, Constantinople.
Oh, Constantinople which he has seen.
Yeah, but it's going to look more like England, I suppose, in the long run.
Because he's also doing other modernising things.
He tries to develop a national coinage.
And although he himself is clearly not a, you know, if he is pious, he's not definitely not turning the other cheek kind of man.
He does encourage Christianity and he brings in priests and monks from Kyiv and Rus.
And of course, you can see why he would do that.
He likes the idea of one God, one ruler, one church, state power.
He's got his brother, hasn't he?
Olaf who is well on the way to becoming Saint Olaf, who gets enshrined in the great Cathedral.
And it's interesting, a lot of the kingdoms that are formed at about this point in time have patron saints who are from the ruling family.
Olaf is the paradigmatic example, who are just massively, massively important to the regime because they give divine legitimacy to the dynasty.
But it's a difficult process in Norway.
Norway, the terrain isn't ideal for trying to impose a nationalising regime.
There's constant tension with the landowners in the north and in the centre of Norway.
It's not hanging out with glamorous -borned empresses, is it?
It really is a bit miserable.
And also I think there's an element of Harold is becoming possibly a little bit insufferable Snorri Sturluson, who writes this very admiring biography of him in the saga, says King Harold was an absolute monarch and the more secure he felt on the throne the more imperious he became so that hardly anyone dared to differ with him.
And the big issue, as always, is money.
It's tax. He has been trying to raise taxes to pay for this incredibly boring war with the Danes.
In 1064, the last full year of the war, the farmers of Norway's uplands basically refused to pay their taxes.
It was tax revolts.
So it's like he's turned into Keir Starmer.
He's having to deal with angry farmers.
Angry farmers! It's the same old story.
Don't forget, angry farmers have killed his brother.
Yeah, angry farmers and people in reindeer magic cloaks have killed his father.
We seem a long way now from magic reindeer cloaks.
I have to I have to say slightly the poorer for it.
Yeah, we are the poorer for it There's no doubt in my mind things have got worse and this is the point at which they do So ten sixty five when the war is over Harold launched a savage harrying campaign Against the uplanders that in some way actually anticipates William of Normandy's harrying campaign I mean, this is what there's a definite similarity here that when you have kind of these are very very ferocious merciless monarchs who when they are challenged by by provincial, perhaps more small -c, conservative interests that are resisting the modernising efforts of the monarchy.
They react with lethal and terrifying force.
Snorri Sturluson, the king ordered farmers seized, some of them maimed, others slain, and most of them robbed of everything they owned.
The peasants pleaded for mercy, but his verdict came with fire.' So again, advice, a lesson there from history for kiestarma.
His skald Fjördolf, no skald can find words for the royal vengeance that left the op -lands ravaged and empty, King Harald's deeds will be remembered forever.
And exactly that, as you said Tom, this is the origin of the nickname Hardrada, which at school I can remember being told it was Hard -Ruler.
It's kind of severe isn't it, that's the the translation now.
Or even tyrannical or Some people might say robust of course, Tom.
If you admire a strong leader as I do, you would say robust. Like our own greatest ruler in the 1650s.
Anyway, that's by the by.
We've got to the end now of 1065.
Harald is now probably 50 years old.
Elisif has borne him two daughters, but she has pretty much vanished from the sources.
We know he has a second wife called Torra who has had two sons, But we know virtually nothing else about her.
I think there's a slight sense of Harold of, I don't know, ambitions unfulfilled or frustration or - JC It's a very powerful scene, isn't it?
And I guess it would require not just a great historian.
But a great historian with an incredible command of the English language, fully to evoke the mingled glory and pathos of the scene.
And I wonder, Dominic, if you can think of such a writer and whether, perhaps, you have a passage of his prose to hand.
So you know, Tom, it's so it's extraordinary that you asked that question, because by a remarkable coincidence, I can think of such a person.
Should I read it? Yeah, why don't you?
Because you, I think you'd give these readings the power and the majesty that they deserve.
Yeah, and when I finish it, people can try and work out who they think wrote it.
Yeah, and maybe order the book.
The golden sheen in his hair had long since faded, and he could feel a stiffness creeping into his bones.
Though Harold would never have admitted it, he seemed a figure out of time waiting for the end.
Sometimes he wondered if he would ever again know the thrill of adventure, the joy of battle.
And then one cloudless day, a ship rounded the headland and turned into the fjord. And, Dominic, that author is of course yourself, your thrilling book about the Vikings, available from all good bookshops, and we know it's a cloudless day, we know this ship has rounded the headland and turned into the fjord. And I think it's fair to say that with that ship, and the advent of the year 1066, everything will change, won't it?
It will change, Tom.
So to give people a little preview on what is coming, 1066 is upon us, and next week we will begin our climactic series on the epic events of that year.
The death in England of Edward the Confessor, and the accession of Harold Godwinson.
Harold Hardrada invades England, and the great showdown at Stamford Bridge, and then the invasion of William of Normandy, and the battle to end all battles at Hastings.
And Tom, there's some amazing news, isn't there, from members of the Rest is History Club.
Would you like to share that news with them?
Yeah, incredible news.
You'll never have heard anything like it before, ever, while listening to this podcast. But just to break it to you, if you remember, you will hear all four episodes immediately, and Dominic Moore's stunning news that again will come as a total revelation to listeners that if you're not a member of the Restless History Club, there is a website where you can sign up and that is therestisticsy .com.
It's what Harold Hardrada would have wanted, isn't it?
Yeah it is. I mean he would definitely be, he'd be one of the elite Varangian guard of the Restless History Club, of that there is no doubt.
Alright, on that bombshell we'll return next time with 1066, goodbye.
Bye bye. So here's a clip from our series on The Troubles.
This is the strangest thing about this story is that Northern Ireland is so small.
And listen, there are other, I mean you could tell a similar story about Sarajevo or any number of other types of places where there's been a conflict, Rwanda, and then the conflict dens and everybody still lives in the same community.
You see these people.
But there's an instance, even as adults where Helen McConville was with her own family in McDonald's and sees one of the people who abducted her mother.
There's a moment that I describe in the book where Michael McConville actually gets into the back of a black taxi in Belfast as an adult.
He sees in the mirror in the front of the taxi, he realizes that the man driving him is one of the people who decades earlier abducted his mother.
And the strangest most eerie aspect of this is he doesn't say anything when he doesn't even know if that guy recognizes him and they drive in silence and then he just pays the guy's money and leaves.
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