Welcome to English as a Second Language Podcast, number 242, The Comedy Club.
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Our episode is called The Comedy Club.
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On Friday night, I went with a group of friends from work to a comedy club.
I don't really like sketch comedy but I do like stand-up and the comedian who was going to perform there was one of my favorites.
There were six of us, and we were a pretty rowdy group.
We stood in line outside, and when we got to the box office window, we paid the cover charge.
The hostess showed us to a table right next to the stage and told us that there was a two-drink minimum.
She took our drink orders and we waited for the opening act.
The first comic told a lot of political jokes and most of them fell flat.
In fact, some of the people seated in the back started to boo him and he got off the stage pretty quickly.
The mc came out and tried to get the hecklers to calm down by telling a few jokes of his own, and that did the trick.
The headliner finally came out and the crowd went crazy, clapping and cheering.
He did some very funny improv and had us rolling in the aisles.
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
Our episode is called The Comedy Club.
We use this word club in a couple of different ways.
When someone says I'm going to the club...
They could mean that they are going to a dance club, which is a place where you can dance often, where there is a bar where you can buy alcohol.
A club can also be a place for very rich people who like to have their own restaurant and often a golf course there.
In this episode, we have a comedy club, and that is a bar that people stand up and tell jokes in.
Comedy clubs are very popular in most cities in the United States.
In Los Angeles, there are several very famous comedy clubs, and some of the most important comedians and comedic actors or actors who make you laugh come from these comedy clubs or get their start, get the beginning of their career in the comedy clubs here in L.A.,
In the story I go with a group of friends to a comedy club.
I say that I don't really like sketch comedy.
Sketch S-K-E-T-C-H comedy are several short funny scenes or funny dialogues and selections by a group of actors and comedians.
So these are comedy performances where there is more than one person, and it is something that is written in advance.
There's a script for it, just like ESL Podcast, only funnier.
I say I don't like sketch comedy, but I do like stand-up.
Stand-up S-T-A-N-D hyphen U-P is a kind of comedy, that where one comedian stands up and talks to the audience, usually from a stage, and they tell jokes.
These jokes are almost always prepared.
Sometimes they're not prepared.
Sometimes they are what we call improv jokes.
I-M-P-R-O-V, which is short for improvisation.
I-M-P-R-O-V-I-S-A-T-I-O-N.
Improvisation is when the comedian or group of comedians begin to perform.
But they haven't planned what they were going to do.
They take suggestions from the audience and they make jokes out of them, for example.
That's improv.
The opposite of improv, or another kind of comedy, is stand-up.
And stand-up is when the comedian usually has his jokes or her jokes written out and performs them in front of the audience.
I say that the six of us in the group that I was with were pretty rowdy.
To be rowdy, R-O-W-D-Y, means to be noisy.
It is the opposite of to be calm.
We use this adjective rowdy when we are talking about a group of people who often boys or men who are very loud.
For example, the English soccer fans were very rowdy at the football game, at the soccer game.
I'm not saying that's true, I'm just saying that would be an example of the word rowdy to describe a loud group of people.
We stood in line outside the comedy club and when we got to the box office window we paid the cover charge.
The box office, B-O-X, office, is a place where you buy tickets.
Usually it's a place at the club where there's going to be the performance.
The box office window is just the window that separates you from the person working inside.
So it is a term that we use to mean the place where you go and get your ticket.
A cover charge C-O-V-E-R charge C-H-A-R-G-E is an amount of money that you have to pay in order to go into a comedy club or a bar or a dance club for the event for that evening, for whatever the performance is.
Many dance clubs have cover charges.
I think here in Los Angeles they are about $20, maybe $25, sometimes $15.
And this is like the price of a ticket that you have to pay in order to get into the dance club.
Comedy clubs also have a cover charge.
It's what you have to pay for the ticket to get in to see the comedy routine or the comedy act.
The hostess showed us to a table right next to the stage, the place where the comedian stands and tells his jokes.
The hostess told us that there was a two-drink minimum.
A two-drink minimum means that before you leave, you must buy at least two drinks, either a soda or a beer or other alcoholic beverage.
You can't just say, I want water.
So this is sort of like an additional requirement charge that you have to pay.
So you may pay twenty dollars to get in to the comedy club and then you have to buy two drinks before you leave.
Usually the drinks are five or ten dollars each, so you can see that they are making you spend a certain amount of money.
The hostess took our drink orders and we waited for the opening act.
The opening act is the first part of a show or a concert before the main performer.
So, for example, if the rock group The Who were going to be performing...
They might have another band that performs before them, that is less famous, that is less well-known, and they perform for a half hour or 45 minutes and then the headline act or the main act, the main performer will come out and perform.
That's true for a music concert.
It's also true for a comedy club, where you'll have a less well-known, a less famous comedian.
Start the show and then the main act or the main entertainer will come out.
The first comic told a lot of political jokes, and most of them fell flat.
A comic, C-O-M-I-C, is a person who tells jokes.
It's another word for a comedian.
Jokes, J-O-K-E-S, are things that make you laugh, a short, usually funny story.
In fact, they're always supposed to be funny.
I try to tell jokes on ESL Podcast.
Most of them are not very funny.
I'm not a very good comic.
That's why I became a singer.
The comics tell different types of jokes.
This comic was telling political jokes, jokes about political figures.
Most of them, however, fell flat.
The expression to fall flat means that a person tries to do something, but it doesn't work.
This especially is true for someone telling a joke.
If you tell a joke and no one laughs... then the joke fell flat.
It did not produce the result you wanted, which was, of course, to have people laugh.
I say that in the back of the comedy club, some of the people started to boo.
B-O-O.
To boo means to make a sound that tells the performer that you don't like him or her.
That's the sound I hear whenever I try to sing in public.
The MC came out and tried to get the hecklers to calm down.
The MC stands for Master of Ceremonies.
This is the person who introduces the performers or the speakers at the event, in this case at the comedy club.
The MC tried to get the hecklers, H-E-C-K-L-E-R-S, to calm down.
A heckler is someone who makes loud noises to interrupt a performance or a speech.
Sometimes, when politicians are giving speeches, there may be some people in the audience who don't like what they are saying.
And so they'll yell things.
They'll either go, boo, or they'll say, you're an idiot.
Get out of here.
Well, that's what I do.
Politicians sometimes get hecklers.
Comedy clubs get lots of hecklers people who don't like the jokes and make these loud rude, unkind comments or noises.
The emcee told a few jokes of his own, meaning his own jokes, and that did the trick.
The expression to do the trick T-R-I-C-K means to do what something was meant to do to be successful.
Someone may say, for example, I had a horrible headache.
I took some aspirin and that did the trick, meaning that was successful.
It got rid of my headache.
Well, the MC told some jokes to settle down or calm down the hecklers, and it worked.
That did the trick.
That expression has some other meanings as well.
Take a look at our learning guide today for additional definitions of that phrase.
As well as the expression or phrase stand up.
The headliner, meaning the main performer, came out onto the stage and the crowd went crazy, clapping and cheering loudly.
To cheer, C-H-E-E-R, means to shout loudly to show that you like the person.
It's the opposite of booing.
To boo and to cheer are opposites.
The main act or the main performer, the main comic, did some very funny improv improvisation and had us rolling in the aisles.
To be rolling in the aisles, A-I-S-L-E-S, means to be laughing a lot.
If someone says I was rolling in the aisles when I was watching the movie, they mean I was laughing.
The idea is that you were laughing so hard that you fell on the ground.
Well, I hope you are laughing so hard that you fall on the ground.
Unless, of course, you're in a subway or a train, you shouldn't try to fall on the ground then.
Now let's listen to the story this time at a regular speed.
On Friday night, I went with a group of friends from work to a comedy club.
I don't really like sketch comedy but I do like stand-up and the comedian who was going to perform there was one of my favorites.
There were six of us and we were a pretty rowdy group.
We stood in line outside and when we got to the box office window we paid the cover charge.
The hostess showed us to a table right next to the stage and told us that there was a two drink minimum.
She took our drink orders and we waited for the opening act.
The first comic told a.
In fact, some of the people seated in the back started to boo him and he got off the stage pretty quickly.
The MC came out and tried to get the hecklers to calm down by telling a few jokes of his own, and that did the trick.
The headliner finally came out, and the crowd went crazy, clapping and cheering.
He did some very funny improv and had us rolling in the aisles.
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
The script for today's podcast was written by our very own comic here at the Center for Educational Development, Dr Lucy Say.
That's all we have time for.
From Los Angeles, California, I'm Jeff McQuillan.
Thanks for listening.
We'll see you next time on ESL Podcasts.
English as a Second Language podcast is written and produced by Dr Lucy Say, hosted by Dr Jeff McQuillan.
This podcast is copyright 2007.
