Hi, I'm Wendy Zukerman and you're listening to Science vs Today on the show Animal Sex. Why so much that we've been taught about it is wrong.
The story that seems to have stuck in our heads about how animals have sex is that the male with their spear like Willy plunges into a passive vagina.
But it turns out that the truth is so much more complicated and so much more fun.
So to tell us all about this is Dr. Tiana Purdle at the University of Tasmania.
Hi. Hi. Thanks for having me.
And you should really watch this on video, which you can if you're watching this on Spotify, because Tiana brought props.
Yes. What's in the box?
Wow, this very, very special box is full of different animal vaginas.
Whoo, animal vaginas.
I may require a stabby implement.
Yes. Not a penis to open the box.
Oh my gosh. I've never been sent a box with animal vaginas.
Oops, and I might've just destroyed your pencil, or you're paying a little bit.
That's fine, that's what today's episode's all about, isn't it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's coming out, what's coming out?
Who we got here? Well, meet the family.
Yes, let's see, we've got the alpaca common dolphin, couple rattlesnakes, dogfish shark, harbor purpose, and a domestic duck.
Amazing, oh my God, okay, so wait, how, wait, that looks like a penis.
How is this a vagina?
So these are all the internal negative space inside the vaginas.
So how did they make them?
So how these got made was an animal died and the vagina was excised from the body and then filled with a silicone.
So created this mold of what is inside the space that would be inside.
Okay, yes, yes. That makes sense.
So the penis is going - So this is inside.
So there's some animals with multiple vaginas, Some with corkscrews, vaginal folds, long and thin ones, thicker, fatter ones.
The array of vaginas in front of me, the story is clear that both males and females were allowed to participate in the evolutionary arms race and I'm so excited for you to tell us all about it after the break.
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Welcome back. Today on the show, the wonderful world of animal vaginas.
We're here with Dr. Tiana Purdle.
So welcome back. Let's start from the beginning for you.
So you were in the middle of a PhD studying evolutionary theories.
And you started noticing something a bit frustrating in some of the papers that you were reading.
Just notice there was quite a difference in the way male animals and female animals were described, especially in terms of reproductive behavior and evolutionary strategies.
The males are often described as these very active players.
they're coercing, manipulating, harassing.
And females, on the other hand, are described in very passive terminology.
They're responding, reacting.
Even like adaptation is what males do and counter adaptations are what females do.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
So the male is adapting all these strategies and she's only relevant compared to what he's doing.
And yes, there's an empirical bias in the way Western science has treated female animals, starting with Darwin, but extending even before that.
So tell me about that yet, when did this bias begin?
Well, Aristotle in fact has described males as active and females as passive, so it extends all the way back.
But it really was solidified by Darwin He was developing his theory of sexual selection, and sexual selection is the struggle for mates essentially in how animals get mates.
And he was developing his theory during Victorian England, which as we all know, had some very pernicious views on women and their role in society.
And that really formed the foundation for how Darwin viewed female animals.
Describing them as coy, and chaste and the thought that.
And animal. Female animal couldn't be promiscuous was unacceptable.
So they just ignored any sort of examples that would suggest otherwise.
And it really, A, gave scientific credence to the patriarchy, but also kind of set western science on this trajectory of focusing on the males.
They're doing the interesting things.
Evolving weaponry and behaviors, and tactics and cool paint.
And cool paint -a -ses.
And the females, on the other hand, are just in the sidelines, waiting for the males to do their thing, and then working themselves around what the males decide.
And the reality is that's not true at all.
Okay, so you're reading about all of this, feeling scandalized, frustrated.
How would we describe your emotions as you're kind a reckoning with this bias in science?
Yeah, I suppose as you train in science, you're kind of given this line that science is objective.
We all like to think we're objective observers of the world and we're testing theories in an objective manner, but the reality is that science is very biased.
So these models all came from Dr. Patricia Brennan in the US who's a phenomenal researcher and has made it her life mission to categorize as many animal vaginas as possible, because the line that we often think about when it comes to penises and vaginas is that, you know, the penis is doing the thrusting, the ejaculating and the the vagina is just a passive tube sitting there ready to catch the penis and let the sperms where they need to go.
But that's not even remotely the case.
And they're very diverse in function and form.
Let's jump in. Okay, so let's start with the duck.
Yes, the duck is the classic example.
And this is actually, I think, the vagina that launched 1 ,000 ships that - Patricia Brennan's line of research started from the duck vagina.
Yeah. From the duck.
So this is the duck vagina and you can see its corkscrewed. Do you feel like you're on a game show?
Its corkscrewed, okay, yes.
Let me look at this.
Okay, so science first understood not the duck vagina, but the duck penis.
Yes. So what is the duck penis look like?
Male ducks are quite unusual in the bird world and they have penises.
So most birds have cloecas, which are just like multi -orphous holes or multi -purpose holes.
And they do a cloecal kiss so the birds just rub it together, transfer the little sperm, and flutter off.
But ducks have these giant, fleshy corkscrew organs that explode out of their body.
Really? Yes. And explodes inside, huh?
It's like, pshuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
It's impressive to observe.
and like most animals we've known what the penis looks like for a while and no one thought to even look at what the vagina might look like that would handle a penis like that.
Yes. So the males penis is corkscrewed. Well, the vagina is also corkscrewed and there's some like little side pockets, like some flaps.
Pockets in the vagina.
Wow. So why does it have all these - in the opposite direction of the penis.
So for a long time, and for some animal species, you think that the penis and the vagina fit together, like the lock and key hypothesis.
But this seems to be a vagina that's evolved to not accept the penis and that's exactly what it can do.
So male ducks can be quite coercive.
To use a term that's often used to describe male animals.
And the sex ratios tend to be skewed. There's more males than females, and I'll explain why in a second.
And that means that not every male gets a female partner for the seasons.
So the males that don't form these little bachelor gangs roving around looking for some females.
And when they find one, they jump on her and force themselves on her.
And that's why sex ratios can be skewed is that some females end up being killed in this process or harmed.
There's penises exploding everywhere, the female can't really do much about it from the outside, but she has her secret weapon, which is her vagina.
And if the female doesn't want the penises that are exploding at her, she can shift her body around so that the penis tips go into these little side pockets formed by the corkscrew, or in some species she can squeeze the muscles around and just fully expel the penis.
And it works remarkably well.
So in some duck species, about 40 % of the matings a female will experience are these forced matings, but only 2 -5 % of the ducklings are fathered by those.
So of all the matings that she's having, up to 40 % of them are these species.
In some species are these forced, These sort of gangs of bachelor ducks.
But then when you look at who's actually fathering the ducklings, it's only two to 5%.
Only two to 5 % of the ducklings are coming from those.
Wow. So the rest are from mates that were more consensual than she was into.
Yeah, well her partner, she's chosen for that season or other males she's gone out to solicit matings from.
How interesting. And so without science, having been able to know who was actually fathering these ducklings, you could see why this story would persist. Yeah, it's a great example of, you know, when you only tell, look at half the story, you only get half the story.
And - It's funny, I'm still hearing that males are the coercive violent ones.
Yes, yes. So it's, it's not an untrue storyline, but there's females, like Heiners are a great example of a female that kind of flips that story.
So female hyenas are bigger, more aggressive, dominate the society.
And they also have these giant, eight inch long clitorises that work like a pseudo penis.
They look exactly like the males penis.
They even have fused labia that look like testicles.
Oh, wow! But there's no sperm inside.
No, no, it's just the fused labia that looks like it.
And for a long time, actually, scientists really struggled to figure out what was going on with hyenas because they thought there were only males out there.
But the female genitalia looks remarkably like the male and they use these pseudo penises in dominance displays, greeting rituals, but it also gives them a very high degree over who's mating with them because it's like two socks, I guess trying to push into each other if they're full, They don't go in.
So basically the female has to allow the male to mate with her.
It's like I've heard it described as kind of like inverting a sock, like it's pushing, she relaxes it and the penis gets to push in there.
Oh, wow. But it gives her full control over what's going on.
Is there a downside?
To this amazing. Funny you say that.
This amazing control does come at a cost. So, they'll urinate through the pseudo penis, they use it in their dominance displays, they make through it, but they also have to give birth through it.
And it's been described as pushing a cantaloupe through garden hose.
So, it comes in a very high cost. I'm clenching, I'm clenching.
Yes, the pup has to rip through the pseudo penis.
Wow. Okay, after the break, we're gonna learn about one creature that has a genital shield.
I think it's my favourite, actually.
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Welcome back today on the show.
Dr. Tiana Purdle is walking us through vaginas of the animal kingdom.
It's really an evolutionary battle between between both vaginas and penises.
Which when you think about evolution is that is how obviously it worked, right?
It doesn't really make sense that only one would be evolving.
Yeah. And also it makes sense that they wouldn't necessarily be evolving in the same direction together always.
Obviously, both males and females want to reproduce, but females have to invest a bit more resources, time and energy into reproduction relative to males.
That's where you get the sexual conflict where the males and the females' interests don't always align.
So that's why you get some of these wild tactics and different physiology, morphology and behaviors.
So tell me how the water strider accomplishes it.
The water strider is a great story of kind of sexual conflict, evolutionary arms race in action.
Um so, water striders are bugs that sit on top of the ponds and water.
The females have these genital shields.
So and I do have a model of this, but unfortunately didn't make it on the on the uh.
You can't fly with that sort of weaponry.
But it, she's got her ovipositor that sits inside of her abdomen and then the ovipositor - The ovipositor, where the eggs go.
Yay. And if she wants to mate, she will push it out and it kind of opens and the male can deliver the sperm.
But if it's in this position, there's no chance the male gets to mate with her.
It's closed up. It's closed up.
So the female has evolved this morphology that gives her full control over who's mating with her.
She has full say over who's gonna father her offspring.
but the males have evolved this counter strategy.
And historically it would have been described the other way around.
Oh, of course, right.
So the male can't mate with FEMA unless she is fully onboard. Open for business.
So the males response strategy is he will to use those terms that we said are often describing males, he will threaten her by, he sits on top of her and taps the water and that will alert all the predators in the water.
And the predators will come up and because of females on the bottom, she has a higher chance of being eaten.
So he'll just sit there, she can't fly away because he's sitting on her and he'll just tap, do his little threatening tap dance until she either opens her ovipositor, gets eaten or they both leave. Wow, what a strategy.
The insect world is really fascinating when it comes to genitals.
And insects, where the females have the penis, what we would call it's a gynosome, but it would be what we think of as penis.
And the male has the receiving organ.
Okay. Yes, there's many ways to be a male and a female.
So, there's a couple more animals I want to go through.
So, so far, we've just been talking about, generally, one vagina.
But there are animals with two.
Yes. In fact, there are many animals with two.
So this is, the rattlesnake, as you can see, there's two of them, two vaginas, two uterus.
And each one can be fertilized?
The males have two pronged penis, the hemi -penes, so they use them both at the same time.
The hemi -penes, and either one can shoot out spoon.
And then they have the two vaginas, two uterus, so.
Two clitoris? Yes. Hemi -clitoris is what it's called in snakes, and hemi -pene, so there's been some remarkably little research about clitorises, which is remarkable because all mammals definitely have one and I'm pretty sure pretty much all vertebrates have one as well.
And we don't really know what they do for these animals but presumably they play an important role in reproduction.
Cause otherwise that's a big lot of wasted energy for evolution.
So tell me the evolutionary arms race going on with these snakes.
Okay, well, so snakes, these rattlesnakes, they reproduce quite slowly.
They're long lived, slow growing animals.
So I believe they don't become sexually mature until they're about 13.
And they also don't produce very many clutches.
So what these snakes do and a lot of other species in the animal, queendom, do is they'll store sperm.
So these guys have a special organ that will store the sperm over winter, for years even.
Oh wow. I believe there's a tortoise or a turtle that stored sperm for four years, and then produced a clutch from it.
Wow, they've got a little IVF fridge in there.
These snakes, they'll go around and mate with the males they come across.
They can be quite indiscriminate because they can keep all the sperm they find and deal with it later, so.
That is amazing, they could store it for that long, ah -ha and then.
Yes, and then there's some evidence to suggest that snakes, alligators, sharks, all these species that are storing sperm can then select which sperm to use for which clutch. And we don't exactly know how they're doing this, but there's quite a complex dialogue happening between the sperm and the vagina environment.
So the female will mate with a bunch of different males, store the sperm, and then we think when she releases an egg, she'll somehow, using the word shoes generously, but she'll somehow be like, all right, well for this egg, what we really need is this sperm.
We want this sperm.
Well, in the ejaculate, you have quite a diverse range of of sperms. This sperm has crappy genetics.
We're not gonna choose that one.
Oh, this one has got great receptors on the outside.
We're gonna help this one go forward. Interesting, and you'll be the one to fertilize my eggs and that'll increase my baby's chance of survival.
Amazing! So, clearly some animals have evolved these bells and whistles, these sperm storage facilities.
Orcs, crooks, crooks.
Vaginal falls. Yes, and like.
Genital shields. No shade to my vagina or anyone else listening, but it's pretty cut and dry as far as I'm concerned.
And the alpaca not throwing it under the bridge, but like also just kind of looks like a tube.
Why is it that - Which I do still love it though.
It's one of my favorites.
It's very regal looking isn't it?
It is very regal. It's just like a very long tube.
Coincides with a very long thin penis.
I could only imagine.
This vagina does many amazing things still.
Tell me about the alpaca.
What's happening here?
So this vagina is punctured by a very long penis that has a little hook on the end of it.
Wait wait wait wait wait, what does the alpaca penis look like?
Terrifying, it's long and thin and it has a collaginous hook on the bottom.
And alpacas are quite unusual in the mammal world in that the, so most penises stay in the vagina deposit the sperm within the vaginal canal.
The cervix will often kind of function as a bit of a quality control checkpoint and the sperm have to make it through the cervix and then of the cervix.
Whereas for these guys the penis punctures through the little hook pokes through the cervix and deposits the sperm straight into the uterus.
Ooh, okay. Does feel efficient.
Which is - If I'm gunning for the male alpaca, good strategy, I would say, good work evolution.
And you know, this is potentially because male alpacas are what we call dribble ejaculators.
Hello now. Dribble ejaculators.
So the ejaculate dribbles out very slowly.
So mating can take up to an hour in alpacas.
It's like anywhere from 20 to 60 minutes.
And it happens in a very reclined repose.
The female alpaca will sit on the ground, the male will get on top of her, and sometimes she'll lay down on her side.
Have an ap away from her to finish his job.
And so other species, the ejaculate comes out with force, yet familiar with those species.
So, you know, it needs a little bit of force to get through the cervix Whereas I guess, you know, if you're dribbling, you might as well put it where it needs to go.
Of course, that makes sense.
I guess this nondescript normal vagina can look the way it does, because the female is high degree of control behaviorally.
So if she's not intimating, she'll just stand up and walk away.
Or if she doesn't want it in the first place, she just won't lay down.
So she hasn't necessarily needed to evolve all these fancy bells and whistles to stop sperm from getting to where she doesn't want it to go.
Because she can just get up and leave. Oh, that's so interesting.
So we find that in the animals, like to go back to the dark where it is more forcible and the males are really coercing that sexual behavior, then you have to evolve a vagina that can handle that, they can sneakily - Well, that will give you the final say.
Right, but with some animals like alpacas, The sort of evolutionary arms race actually comes from the behavior, that you can just walk away, I'm done with this dribble.
So, it is interesting, we do often see, as you've talked about at the beginning of the show, we often see sex is this battle where the slutty male is fighting to impregnate.
But it's never described as slutty for the male, like promiscuous is used for females that mate multiple times, but the male is just multiple matings.
Oh, right, the male's just being a male.
We've had this since Darwin, this very narrow view of what a female should and shouldn't be.
Monogamous was the word that Darwin used to describe females, coy, passive, chaste, loyal, dutiful mothers, but that's not what we see in the animal kingdom.
Also, we haven't even touched on this.
Homosexuality and homosexual behaviors in animals - Very common. and there's many different ways to reproduce and be a male and a female in the world.
And I think appreciating that diversity in the animal world will hopefully help us appreciate that diversity in the human world.
That's right. There's so much diversity within species let alone amongst species.
Yeah, yeah. And yeah.
The patriarchy has had scientific credence for too long from this very narrow view of males and females in reproductive.
So when you look at all these rainbow vaginas, this is rainbow of vaginas, do you have a favorite?
Can you choose amongst your children?
I mean, it's hard. I mean, I do love the alpaca one cause it's just very regal.
It stands taller than all the rest. But I, I saw, yeah, the duck is one of my favorites as well, just cause I love that story, of the secret weapon vagina, and the female has the last laugh.
So you have this show, Vaginal Vignettes.
Vaginal Vignettes? It's had many different names over the years, but this year was the Vaginal Vignettes.
Vaginal Vignettes, where you showcase all of these amazing vaginas.
What's been the best reaction you've gotten so far?
They've all been the greatest reaction.
What do they say about it?
Love it. I've had a lot of women come up.
I'm so glad to hear this story.
It just makes me so much happier to have a vagina myself.
You made them happier that they had a vagina, that's huge!
You are changing lives, Deanna!
One vagina at a time.
One vagina at a time.
Yeah, it's just, again, gives people insight into how diverse being female is.
Yes, thank you so much for your time.
Thank you. If you haven't been watching this video, you can find it on Spotify, also on Instagram, and TikTok, we're gonna put little snippets of this video up, so you can see these fabulous model vaginas, where on science, underscore, V S, that's us on Instagram.
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