What do you think?
Well, I'm not gonna have to buy that I'm with Stupid T-shirt anymore.
Well, I like it.
There you go.
All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that, are you?
Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?
Oh, I embarrass you?
How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?
He's just jealous you'll fit right in.
All Londoners wear them.
Oh, really?
Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing one?
They're all tourists.
All right look, if you insist on wearing that in public, you know you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
You're gonna make me choose between you and the hat?
I choose the hat.
Good choice.
Thanks.
Okay, look.
All right, that's it, okay?
I'm out of here.
I'm not gonna be embarrassed anymore.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, guys, uh, I need some fashion advice.
Oh.
How does this look?
Well, it's a little low.
Pick it up a little.
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
There you go.
Now throw it away.
Come on, this looks good.
Ross, please, trust me.
I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.
Now I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Damn it.
I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool.
Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow.
You're more than welcome to come with us, right?
Really?
That would be great.
I mean, I have to do something.
She kind of teased me about how I dress.
I can see why.
Nice shirt.
You're wearing the same shirt.
Hey, check out the hat.
Wait a minute, I know that hat.
I was taken aboard that hat.
They did experiments on me.
I can't have children.
Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Russ gave it to me.
Oh, I think she looks good.
Oh, thank you.
Can we buy it for you or win it for you?
Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends.
I am here to tell you that hats are back.
And this time they've ganged up and formed one giant super hat.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, now everybody wants to be under that hat!
Everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
I thought I was making headway.
Everyone was smiling at me all day.
And then I get off work and find out that they wrote this on my chef's hat.
Hey, maybe they meant to write quiet, bitch.
All right, honey, what's the matter?
Fine, just trying to be nice.
Took care of everything.
Thanks a lot, co-host.
What?
Take care of everything?
There's plenty of things for you to do.
Uh-huh, like what?
Cups.
Cups?
You're giving me cups?
And ice.
Cups and ice?
Oh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice?
All right.
Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice.
Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant.
I got in line!
Hey, check it out.
A cup hat, a cup banner, a cup chandelier, and the thing that started it all, the cup.
Great job with the cups, Pheebs.
Why don't you just go out with her?
And did you notice the ice?
Look, we have it all.
We have crushed, cubed, and dry.
Watch.
Ah.
Mystical.
No one's eating my Tuscan finger food because they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones.
There are snow cones?
Snow cones?
So the Porsche guy took his car back.
But you found the keys to his clothes?
No, I just, uh, I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?
Of course.
Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have a car.
That is true.
Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.
Oh, I've been there.
Well, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.
Joey, you know you don't actually have one.
Come on, what are you doing?
I'm in character.
Will you talk to her?
Hey, hey, hey, careful around my Porsche.
Hi, Joey.
Hey, how you doing?
He has the most amazing Porsche under there.
I'd love to show you, but I just tucked her in.
She's sleeping.
Hey, would you two girls like to go for a drink?
Nice try.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, Monica.
This is not going to work.
I bet this will work.
You are so great.
I love you.
What?
Nothing.
I said, I said, you're so great.
And then I just, I just stopped talking.
You said you love me.
I can't believe this.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
You love me.
No, I don't.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Are you all right?
Yeah.
When I was in the bathroom, I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and...
God, I just started thinking I shouldn't be here.
You know, I shouldn't.
People are going to be looking at me and judging me and thinking about the last time.
Sweetie, it's going to be okay, all right?
It's a wedding.
Generally, people focus on the bride.
Oh, God, I know you're right.
All righty, everybody, look at me.
Good, all right.
It's time, bridesmaids and ushers.
Let's see two lines.
Thank you.
Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
Okay, good luck.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Why the hell didn't you tell me?
I'm sorry.
What was I supposed to do?
Stand up and shout, hey, Rachel, your butt is showing.
Oh, my God, this is so humiliating.
I think the only thing that tops that one was when I was in eighth grade and I had to sing the Copacabana in front of the entire school.
I think I got two lines into it before I ran and freaked out.
Oh, my God, my entire life's flashing before my eyes.
Rich, hey, look, I remember that.
It wasn't so bad.
Oh, Ross, would you stop?
You got me.
I'm dating you.
Rachel.
Hi, Mr. Weinberg.
Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.
It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear.
In fact, I hardly expected to see so much.
You told me you didn't see anything.
I tell you a lot of things.
Hey.
Hey.
What are you supposed to be?
Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?
Well, I'm a potato.
Or a spud.
And these are my antennae.
So Sputnik becomes...
Spudnik, Spudnik.
Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.
Hi.
Hi.
So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler?
That's me.
That's me.
Joey Tribbiani.
Big fan.
So is that a bedroom?
Yeah, yeah, right over there.
All right, whenever you're ready.
That was weird.
Why would she go in the bedroom?
I'm waiting.
So she's a... Yep, that's one naked hooker.
So, tonight's the night of the big bachelor party?
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for giving me that girl's number.
No problem.
Say, who's the party for?
For my husband.
You hired your husband a hooker?
She's a stripper.
No, she's a hooker.
Is that what they call strippers sometimes?
When they're hookers.
Oh, my God, Stu.
I can't believe you did this.
Are you absolutely sure she's a hooker?
It's either that or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
All right, all right.
Maybe you should just ask her to leave.
Why me?
Hey, it's your bachelor party.
Which is why you should do it.
I don't want to.
You do it.
You do it.
You do it.
All right, rock, paper, scissors, who has to tell the whore to leave?
What?
I miss this.
I don't think we've actually done this before.
No, I miss hanging out with you.
Well, we still hang out.
Not like we used to.
Remember, you and me used to be inseparable.
Now it's like things are different.
Well, you know.
Things are different.
I'm married now.
Yeah, sure.
And hey, don't get me wrong.
I am so happy for you guys.
But I just miss hanging out just us, you know?
Yeah, I miss that, too.
Why?
I'll tell you what.
For now on, we'll make time to hang out with each other.
You got it.
Come here.
Oh, God.
Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys.
She's a hooker!
She's a hooker!
She's a... Hi.
We spoke on the phone.
