Oh, my God.
Under personal comments, New York Knicks rule.
Yeah, the Knicks rule.
So, you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate.
Uh-huh.
Um, a Knicks game.
Uh, aren't you a little overdressed?
Hey, you know what?
I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry, and we're gonna have sex in a public restroom.
You guys do that?
Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom.
That's where people make number two.
Excuse me, anniversary.
Excuse me, anniversary.
Um, yeah.
Sir, could you move your nachos?
They're in my seat.
It's my anniversary.
Here we are.
Can't believe it's been a whole year.
I know.
This has been the best year.
This has been the best year of my life.
Me too.
I never thought I could love someone this much.
I feel the same way.
You're so generous and kind and you're amazing in bed.
It's our anniversary.
Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.
Someone has a special question to ask.
Oh, how lame.
Oh, it's so tacky and impersonal.
Really?
Oh, it's the worst way to propose.
Excuse me.
We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing.
Oh, that is so tacky.
Well, that's what I said.
But it turns out Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night.
Oh.
Mike was going to propose?
Baby, that's huge.
Well, do you want to marry him?
Yeah, I really do.
Yes, but after I dumped on the way he was going to propose to me, I don't think he's ever going to ask again.
I mean, I said no in Barbados, and now this?
She's right.
If I were a guy and...
Did I just say if I were a guy?
Maybe you don't need him to propose to you.
Maybe you could propose to him.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Isn't that a little desperate?
I'd propose to Chandler.
All right, moving on.
Well, I don't think it was desperate.
I think it was amazing.
Thank you.
Well, do you think I should propose?
I think it could be kind of great.
Absolutely.
You'll love the feeling.
There's nothing like it.
Okay.
Okay, so how should I do it?
How about at a game on the big screen?
How about at a footlocker?
What?
What?
He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to.
Plus, he'd never suspect it.
Yeah, that does make sense.
Great game, huh?
Why do you keep looking at the screen?
I'm not.
I'm praying.
Please let the Knicks win.
Thank you, Thor.
Where are you going?
Gonna go to the bathroom.
Well, I think you should wait.
Why?
Well, if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.
Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard.
Someone has a special question to ask.
Mike Hannigan, will you marry me?
Get a load of this.
She's proposing to him.
Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.
Well, that's not very enlightened.
Hey, hey.
Boo us, boo you!
Would you like to go to a basketball game with?
You know, it's funny basketball, because I haven't had tickets to the Um.
Who likes the Knicks?
What do you think?
Well, as a single woman who is available, I think you look great.
Huh?
Yeah?
Yep.
Oh, yeah, you look great.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this looks great.
Um, so you like it?
I do, I do.
I love it.
In fact, I think I'm gonna wear it home.
Great.
All right, well, thank you so much for all your help.
Well, I guess, uh, I guess this is it.
Thanks.
Maybe I'll see you in the spring, you know, with the, uh, for the bathing suits.
That's okay.
Anyway, hopefully I'll see you around sometime.
Basketball!
Sorry?
I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested, just as a thank you for this week.
That would be great.
Really?
Yeah, that would be fantastic.
My nephew is crazy about the Knicks.
This is fantastic.
Thank you so much, Rachel.
Good morning.
Hi.
Okay, for next time, what do you say?
I have an extra ticket.
An extra ticket.
Not two tickets.
I have an extra ticket.
So the first time you asked a guy out, he turned you down?
He didn't turn me down.
He's at the game, isn't he?
I got the date.
I'm just not on it.
Okay, what have we always wanted to do together?
Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?
Oh, no, no.
When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are gonna be at the Wizards-Knicks game courtside.
Courtside?
Oh, my God!
Yeah, maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
That is so cool.
I'll let Monica know.
Hello?
Joey just called.
He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.
Really?
But tomorrow night's the only night I get off from the restaurant.
If you go to the game, then we won't have a night together for another week.
But it's courtside.
The cheerleaders are going to be right in... That's not the way to convince you.
Look, I don't want to be one of those wives that says, you can't go to the game.
You have to spend time with me.
So if you could just realize it on your own.
I know.
You're right.
I want to see you too.
I just got to figure out a way to tell Joey.
You know, he's really looking forward to this.
Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.
Tell him that having a long distance relationship is really difficult.
Tell him that what little time we have together is precious.
I'll think of something.
Hey, guys, what should I wear to a Knicks game?
A T-shirt that says, I don't belong here?
You have Knicks tickets?
Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
Yeah.
Apparently, they're pretty good seats.
Oh, my God.
Those are almost right on the floor.
Do you guys want these?
Yeah, we do.
Oh, well, you got them.
All right.
Just give us our apartment back.
Oh, I didn't see that coming.
Are you serious?
Oh, come on.
We know what these are worth.
What, do you think we're stupid?
Not stupid.
You're meaner than I thought.
What do you say?
Forget it, okay?
I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats.
Your bachelor pad.
Have you even had a girl up here?
No.
But Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Oh, oh, God.
Hey, you want a beer?
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
We'll discuss it in the morning.
What the hell is going on?
We took our apartment back.
What's up?
Sup dude, take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
It's like playing a little playstation.
Huh, that's whack playstation is whack sup with the whack playstation sup Huh.
Come on, am I 19 or what?
Yes.
On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Come on, man, really.
How old?
Young.
You're a man-child, okay?
Now go get changed, because everybody's ready, and please, oh please, keep my underwear.
Oh, thanks.
Monica, we got a question.
All right for the zillionth time.
Yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym and no, I don't look.
No, not that one.
We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight.
We have an extra ticket.
Yeah, Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues, and Dan with the poking.
Did you see that play?
Do you want some more beer?
Is that Spike Lee?
Okay.
Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Okay.
Hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smelled and one who bruises you.
Who would you pick?
Wow.
Well, being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
Okay.
That's Eric.
Glad to be of help.
Matches.
I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game?
What don't we come on, he keeps his fingers to himself and he's always minty fresh, rich.
It's really nice and everything.
Uh, it's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus he's, you know, old er than some people but uh, younger than some buildings.
