We'll be there.
We got next.
One velcro wallet, one cellie.
Be careful with this, please.
It is my life and soul in rectangular form.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ice Bear has ninja stars.
Chris for three!
One, two, three, game time!
I'm open!
Wait, wait, not too fast!
No!
Time out!
Time out!
I got this!
I got this!
Defense!
My bad.
Wow.
Nice shot, man.
I got it.
Pick and roll.
Pick and roll.
Sorry.
Ice bear meant to do that.
Cut baseline.
Back door.
Triangle offense.
Place seven.
Oof!
Yay!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Wait, we're still at 20 right game time.
Good job, bros.
I'm proud of you.
I saw improvement and i saw heart and you can't teach heart.
Wait a sec, do we forget something?
The backpack, the backpack, my wallet, ice bear, ninja stars i thought for a second there.
You said we left our stuff back at the car because my phone is in there and if i lost that i would totally freak out.
We left your phone.
Oh, it's gone.
Somebody jacked us.
Police!
Police!
Police!
Whoa, sorry, guys.
I am already writing this ticket.
No, no, we were robbed.
The guy had a knife and one eye.
They stole my phone, my apps, and my soul!
Ice Bear wants justice.
Arrest somebody!
Use your gun!
Wait, where's your gun?
My phone is gone forever.
I will wear this in remembrance.
Bros, keep it together.
I have an idea.
We're gonna take justice into our own hands.
Perfect.
Taxi!
FBI, we're on a very important case.
Take us everywhere a criminal would hang out.
Now!
Oh, but can we go to the bathroom first?
Iceberg needs latte.
Hey!
Ugh, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.
Look, a diner!
Okay, if I was here and you guys were here and here, that would mean somebody took the bag where?
Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory.
Panda, how are the mug shots coming along?
It's a good thing I got a photographic memory.
Here's what I got so far.
Hmm, they kind of look similar.
Really?
But they're so rendered.
So I just talked to the manager and he said if you guys want to sit here, you'll have to order more than three ice waters.
Well, maybe you wouldn't say that if we were... FBI lady, we're doing official business.
Step away from the table.
Ugh.
And stop wasting table mats.
We're losing time.
Gotta think.
Need a clue.
Maybe someone who was at the scene of the crime.
Ah!
I know just where to go.
More ice water, please.
Yes, it's a yellow backpack.
Any of you birds know anything?
I've got sugar packets.
It's almost like they don't understand me.
Whoa!
Hey, look at that!
Idea!
Excuse me.
Careful, it's art!
Meow.
Okay, do any of you birds know which guy here took our stuff?
Whoa!
Hey there, little guy.
Come on down.
Okay, take your time and look carefully.
Who was it?
Ah-ha!
Here's our guy, fellas.
Number 41.
Evilest number of them all.
Tell us where this criminal is, pigeon!
You tell us right now!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Panda.
You may have taken your stuff, but not your dignity.
Huh?
Hold on.
We'll follow you!
Hey!
Oh, come on!
T-shirt!
What?
Library, why would the pigeon take us here?
Because it lied to us!
Bad birdie!
Wait a minute, the library has internet, right?
Yeah, so?
Phone finder!
I'll track where my phone is!
Aw, who's a little genius birdie?
High five, friend!
Aw, maybe he's tired.
Hello, library!
Take me to your internet!
Shhh!
Oops, sorry about that.
I got it.
Okay, let's go.
Well, this is the place.
Ah!
Evil number!
Where?
Do you see our stuff?
Oh, he has our stuff, all right.
Let's move!
911, what's your emergency?
All right, now Jones inbounds the ball.
Shot clock at 18.
Waves the screen off.
Wait, Grizz, what's the plan?
Well, I'm going to go in there and get our stuff back.
What if he's, I don't know, crazy?
I mean, what if he works out?
He could hurt our faces and stuff.
Ice Bear wants to get moving.
Okay, okay, okay.
We'll go in ninja style.
Cool.
Riz!
Looks like they're running a play for a minute in the right block.
With under a minute left, he draws the second defender.
He's shadowing the ball handler beautifully.
Oh, what a beautiful pass.
They get the defensive rebound.
All Oakland jerseys in the paint.
And what a slam!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Huh?
Who are you guys?
Ball is loose.
Everyone's scrambling for it.
Who'll come up with it?
He throws a pass to the left side.
Dangerous skip pass to cross court.
I got it!
He's got it!
He's out of bounds!
Panda!
Panda?
Here.
Help, guys.
Panda, be careful!
We're coming out!
You'll never get our stuff, evildoer!
Ho ho ho, that was close, fellas.
This is the police.
We have you surrounded.
Give up now.
Ha ha ha.
This is all a big mistake.
We were just getting back our stuff.
See?
Wait, what?
Action, buddies.
This isn't ours.
What the...
Uh, so?
Innocent mistake.
Not our stuff.
No harm, no foul, right?
Those guys have been running around the city destroying stuff.
They ruined my T-shirt stand.
Those guys came into my restaurant and ordered only ice water.
Hey, we tipped.
Yeah, with a table mat drawing, jump now, we will catch you and then put you in jail.
Do the right thing.
Okay, brothers.
Group huddle.
I'm not gonna lie, it's not looking good.
Looks like the real criminal might have been us.
And now we must face the consequences.
No!
Please jump one at a time, slowly.
Hey, guys, if we go down, we do it together.
I repeat, do not jump all at once.
Do not.
One, two, three, game time.
Do not.
Oh, they all jumped.
Oh.
Huh?
Is this your bag?
My phone!
My wallet!
Ice Bear bought these legally.
You boys sure did us a huge favor stumbling upon those criminals.
Pigeon Cartel is one of the most elusive of criminal gangs.
Ah, so that pigeon of the park really was misleading us.
Oh, you mean this guy?
He's actually been working undercover for us.
Wears a wire and everything.
Ain't that the cutest thing?
Nobody's pressing charges, but don't ever do that again.
Thanks again.
Good night.
You guys want to watch a movie?
Hey, you guys taking selfies over here?
Oh, we look so hot.
Are you guys gonna post it online?
Let's do it right now.
Josh, would you look at your precious basket?
You guys must really like each other.
Have you been dating long?
Do you hug a lot?
Do you hug all the time?
We should hang out.
Is that cinnamon?
Yup, come on by the cave for juice whenever.
We got both free.
Maybe.
Remember, no nuts in mine.
I'm allergic.
Ice bear charges extra.
Guys, I met some really nice people in the woods and they're going to come over and have juice with us later.
Anyone remember to buy pulp free?
I don't know, Grizz.
People always say they'll come over, but they never do.
I think we need a bigger TV.
Ahem.
Wow.
Arigato.
It looks so good, you guys.
We got to document this.
Hey!
Okay.
Chow down, Pan Pan.
Come on, man.
I just want to eat my breakfast.
Come on.
Stop it, dude.
I gotta post this online.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
To the Internet!
You better not.
It's uploading!
It's public!
Huh?
Take it down!
Hang on, little rabbit.
Just watch.
Millions of people are gonna want to see this.
Aw, why must people hate?
It wasn't that bad.
Ice Bear will hunt them down.
Quickly, click on something to make me feel better!
I don't feel any better.
But look at how many views it has.
Million dude, that's like a hundred million eyes.
Ah, click on his website.
This is amazing action figures and day of the week underwear.
Do it click all of them.
So many followers, so many friends.
Being internet famous sounds amazing Grizzly.
Grizzly!
Grizzly!
Let's hang out sometime, Grizzly!
This juice is great!
I wanna hang out with Grizzly too!
Me too!
I as well!
Thanks, everyone!
You're all invited to the cave!
Grizzly!
I'm the mayor!
What's up, mayor?
Not much, man!
Here's the key to the city!
Thanks!
Also, please accept this lifetime supply of salmon bagels!
Guys, we can do this too.
We're gonna make viral videos so we can become internet famous.
Think about it, Panda, you know those 50 million views had at least one girl in there.
Internet ladies.
And think of all the internet glory you could bask in.
Iceberg enjoys basking.
All right, pause in.
Wait, what is this?
We never do this.
Just go with it.
Okay, on three.
One, two, three.
Internet famous.
Let me finish my breakfast first.
All right, wait, why isn't anything showing up?
Oh, wait, it's not on.
Whoa, hey, too close.
Yeah, looking good, bro.
Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?
Action!
Oh, where am I?
I am a lost baby.
Look for Mom.
Mom?
Mom?
Good.
Mom, are you in there?
Here's your bottle.
Now try to get up.
It's not my fault I was born round.
Good night, baby.
All right, quick, take the camera.
Okay, am I in frame?
Good.
Wow, look at this cute small box.
Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it?
Did you get that?
Okay, switch.
Cutest video ever.
Hashtag righteous.
Hashtag holla.
Hashtag panda single.
Hashtag ice bear for president.
It's public.
All right, step back.
Let it breathe, guys.
I gotta refresh!
Nothing.
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool.
I mean, it's only been a minute, right?
Yeah, you guys can go.
I'm just gonna hang here and wait till we get more friend.
I mean, hits.
Hey, Grizz, how did we do?
What's that, Grizz?
Comfort me.
No, not even people tripping can heal my wounds.
Whoa, isn't that the koala from that video?
Hold on, what?
A memecon?
Meme?
Meme.
A memecon?
Internet celebs?
Meme tryouts?
Judged by Nom Nom himself?
We're going!
Wow, look at all the internet celebrities here.
Sign it, Porkins.
Right here, Porkins.
Right here.
Porkins, sign here.
I didn't think so many people would be competing.
Ice Bear should have trained before coming.
No sweat, brothers.
They got nothing on us.
Now let's get in there.
Excuse me.
Oops.
Sorry.
Hi, guys.
Coming through.
Let's see who we have next.
Here we have Liz from The Dump.
Show them what you got, Liz.
All right, thank you!
Let's hear what our judges have to say.
Gluten Cat?
Balancing Lizard?
Nom Nom?
Oh, that's so cute.
Well, that looks like a unanimous no.
Years of training.
Hello, my name is Grizzly.
We're here to be internet famous.
All right, whenever you're ready.
Okay, guys, just like we rehearsed.
We didn't rehearse any... Oh, where am I?
You promised you'd never do this again.
I'm a lost baby.
How I wish there was a small box.
For me.
Uh, huh.
Judges?
Oh, look at his little drools.
Sorry, boys, that's a resounding no.
Wait, what?
Yes, get out, thank you.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I have questions.
Wait, wait, I'm going back in there.
Riz, wait, Riz!
Come on, man.
We know now for sure that we're not cut out for this, and that's okay.
Can we please just go home now?
Ice Bear been sleeping for 15 minutes.
Don't you get it?
This is it!
This is our chance to make more friends than we've ever had.
Come on, Grizz.
We've had enough.
You're being kind of a...
Uh, dango.
Whoa!
No need to roll out the D-word.
Don't sweat it.
I'm gonna sort this all out with Nom Nom.
Oh, my gosh!
That's him!
There he goes.
Now's our chance.
Riz, stop!
Come back!
Where are you going?
Don't leave!
I got him!
Get to the front!
Thanks, man.
You alright, sir?
Yeah, I think somebody bit me by mistake, but it doesn't really hurt.
Haha, gross.
Get outta here, you!
Bear's got Moxie.
What can I do for you, buddy?
Awesome!
I knew you were a chill guy.
Sorry, it's just I've been a really big fan since, like this morning, and there's just so much I want to ask you.
Ask away.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, so my brothers and I made this video, and we did a bunch of stuff.
There was a baby and dancing.
Wow!
Pretty cool, right?
They just give them to you when you're Internet famous.
You like chocolate?
Oh, yeah.
Why?
What?
Oh, man.
Being internet famous is crazy cool.
So anyway, we pulled up on the internet and waited forever.
But Why don't you just pull it up for me?
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
Yep, yep, yep.
Here it is.
Really nice.
Yeah.
Oh, interesting staging.
That's cool stuff, man.
Exactly.
Oh, I'm so glad you're into it.
Dude, you're so cool.
You must have tons of friends too, right?
Right, buddy?
I've got the maximum amount of friends on all social media sites.
So you guys must have brunch together all the time and stuff.
Wait, how do you fit that many people into a cafe?
You'd need at least 12 pitchers of juice.
No, no, no, no.
Kidding me?
I'm famous, man.
I really don't have time for that sort of thing.
What?
Hanging out in person is a thing of the past, buddy.
Get with it.
Also, friends are usually too loud or have schmutz all over their faces.
I mean, I have servants, really yummy food, the internet.
I think you can agree.
I don't need anything else.
And that being the case...
Why isn't this working?
Oh, it's open.
Oh, uh, hey guys.
So, sorry I took so long to get home.
I got juice!
Pulp-free!
I thought maybe we could drink it together.
And also, I just wanted to say, uh... It's okay, Grizz.
No big.
Aw, I didn't know you cared so... Don't ditch, Ice Bear.
Fair enough.
Actually, we have a surprise for you, Grizz.
Really?
Rad!
Oh, wait.
I can't move.
Okay, open.
It's just our video.
Look closer.
Ooh!
Check the comment!
Ooh, a real comment!
Guys, this is great!
We gotta celebrate!
Cheers!
Done.
Done.
